who voted no?
You better own up now before you start itching in strange orifices

Thanks debo you know we go way back.Like you I joined nairaland in '06
see how I've been reduced to a JJC.
Please put in a word .
I'm hoping to log in as me

Thanks dear,looks like the girls are in support of my freedom.
I wonder what the boys say?

acidrop:

if u don't want to be banned follw the rules now

This is a thread to beg on my behalf not to punch me while I'm down

_{don't tempt me}

morenike you should be pleading for me here not those other people

oya Seun take your pick what name to unban.
They are all my names and I love them all equally.

I'm begging him to unban +osisi,I don't even know if I remember the email ,email password and nairaland password to that name.
Chei,my own don kpafuka!

morenike09:

hahhahahaha. . .see you people. . .maybe if y'all behave like me, you'll never get ban

You need to join in this plea, your names are more than mine.

I like sheniqua too.
You know I was banned after our last conversation for "persecuting a moderator"
I felt like St Paul before his Damascus experience.
Look at me
How can I persecute anyone ?

Seun,

Since you ignored all my mails 2 months ago, I decided to wipe my shame and come here openly to beg you to release me from this holloway prison.
I'm hoping the good people of nairaland can beg on my behalf and cause you to unban +osisi, my preferred name.
I promise to be a good girl
I promise to love the moderators, even kobojunkie and mukina
No matter how much I want to strangle them, I'll hug them instead.
It's getting harder to pick out new names and attempt to operate undercover.
Infact I can't even remember my password sometimes, they're too numerous.
I ask all the good people of nairaland to tell Seun how much they love me and want me here.

babyosisi/+osisi/nwando/nwandolina for 2 days/sheniqua/@osisi

Abagana 1
jidekwa k'iji!

happy fathers day to my daddy and also to my baby.
and to all the fathers on nairaland.

sparta_300:

the most famous of all!!!
I see you there I see you here are you twice?

another variation by a junior student at my brother's secondary school answering to a senior student.

You send me to fetch water, you send me to wash your clothes and buy you cigar, senior Nonso how can I division myself into twice?

mallam needs deliverance.

jennykadry:

osisi what happened to sheniqua

ha egbuola sheni

my man travels for work sometimes and at those times, I just drive his car like no man's business but he always finds out because I always never fill up the gas as he left it.
So far only one accident.
It wasn't my fault,it was raining.

who is this ugly man?
tuifiakwa

My former flame called me mom actually mommy
I liked it sorta.
My husband calls me the same pet name my parents call me and I love it to pieces.

make I go dance premier gao
good nite people.

4Her:


^{no need just ask him
You know how many times he unbanned me yest?
the man loves me}

he likes you.
babyosisi and Nwando have been on read only modes for about 2 months now despite my "beggings".
please help me beg him since he likes you.

let me go make up a name and an email address.
I may need one tomorrow.

for persecuting a moderator

return back to topic before they give me the red announcement again
I'm getting headaches thinking of future names

studio43:

wetin be the things wey u know wey she fit do?

stillwater:

Pleaseeeeeee the girl can't dance

we know what she can do and it ain't dancing

debosky:

leave that one 4Her, any woman who can dance like the one in this video can marry me now.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnpDMZLW7xY

you'll marry that ashawo upper Iweka?