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Loluores:
Hmm, BenFlash, prolly what I've been looking for in Lagos for quite a while now. Hope the place is as good as it sounds.


Puzzle time, people. Black wins. How?

1...Qf3 2.Qxb2 Nf2+ 3.Qxf2 Qxf2

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I met you but you didn't see me
You were in your car, it was a second
But my heart stopped
Or was arrested before and then it started again beating
I imagined it a lot of times
What effect I'll have seeing you again?
But now that it's happened
It doesn't matter anymore if it was your fault, or mine
We were that thing that everyone dream
That love that singers sing
So strong, powerful immense
That seems exaggerated and impossible
With the chest that seems to explode
That nothing else is necessary to live
That could disappear
The universe except us
Except us
Memories seems blades
They hurt, but maybe I search them
To revive, to remember
Every moment beside you
A life beside you
And the brain knows that it is complicated
What is broken won't be fixed again
But the heart swore me it
It knows that one day you'll come back, yeah
It says that soon you'll come back
And we'll be that thing that everyone dream
That love that singers sing
So strong, powerful immense
That seems exaggerated and impossible
With the chest that seems to explode
That nothing else is necessary to live
That there are no words to describe
That doesn't choose you and it's impossible to choose
And we'll be that thing that everyone search
That love that singers sing
So strong, powerful, immense
That seems exaggerated and impossible
That almost makes explode your chest
Without which you cannot live anymore
That could disappear
The universe except us
Oh-o oh except us

I first realized I had a big nose when I was 14. It’s changed me in so many ways I feel and I’ve always thought that if I just had a smaller nose, I could have accomplished so much by now. Since then, my nose has seemed to have a say in almost everything ( atleast it feels like it )…and that’s what matters…what it FEELS like! I dropped out of school because i couldn’t stand getting made fun of for it anymore. I hid behind hats for so many years…I would even sleep in them so people wouldn’t notice my nose while i was asleep. I wouldn’t work anywhere unless I was able to wear a hat. Whenever I was in a car, I would rest my hand against my face to hide from the vehicles beside me. I would avoid going out in public, making friends, etc. I even got into drugs and did them to *fit in*. I became an expert at taking pictures…ensuring every pic didn’t show the giganticness of my honker. The countless times I was called and asked if I was a Jew…complete strangers…adults, children…staring, pointing, embarrassing me in front of everybody!…so many nights of crying myself to sleep and feeling so alone, wishing I wasn’t so scared to commit suicide…..

Barrister Ishiokporoko Ndu-Ogolog

Godbaby1:
I've actually been molested by a doctor. This is my story... I was abt 15yrs old then. I fell sick was diagnosed with malaria n typhoid fever. After I got discharged from the hospital I still felt weak so my mum told me to see the doc ( the hospital was opposite my house). I went into the doc's office n he told me to lie down. Then he raised my top n started examining my chest then suddenly he grabbed my two breasts n started pressing them. I quickly got up n ran home. I was still trying to comprehend what happened when I heard my door bell ring. At first I didn't want to open but my mum opened the door n there he was standing at my door his face filled wit guilt ( i guess he tot i reported him to my mum) he told her he came to checkup on me.... The story is actually longer but ill end here

I wonder what satisfaction some men derive from grabbing boobs, I need to find out.

Abeg make una continue, this sh1t is entertaining. Nigeria, I luv u!!!

Creamish:


What is the correlation between each statement?

lol

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Funny thing is, he is friends with my brother and came into my house and didn't even acknowledge me.[/color]

I sent you a message you didn't respond, what could be the reason?

doubleDx:
Wow! General benbuks, is that you? You've don't a great job here bruv....Good to see you guys keeping the thread alive! That's the spirit; keep up the good work guys. God bless y'all!

I have been kinda busy lately so I check around once in a while, but will start contributing soon!

I like this your new moniker sha, nice one!

Nice work people!

Hi chief General Ositadima1; nice to have you back! Hailings bruv!

Bros, longest time o.

yoji:
Pls gurus I need help with this situation:
A car of costing 1,750,000 is to b used for 3yrs after which its to b sold off at quarter d price(437,500).if it was used for 4yrs and 3mnths, hw much shud it b sold??

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question sims wrong, cos in 4 yrs 3 mths it would we worth nothing in fact you'd be losing money.

agentofchange1:
We know little about this Greek mathematician from Alexandria, called the father of algebra, except that he lived around 3rd century A.D. Thanks to an admirer of his, who described his life by means of an algebraic riddle, we know at least something about his life.
Diophantus's youth lasted 1/6 of his life. He had his first beard in the next 1/12 of his life. At the end of the following 1/7 of his life Diophantus got married. Five years from then his son was born. His son lived exactly 1/2 of Diophantus's life. Diophantus died 4 years after the death of his son. How long did Diophantus live?

This sums up Diophantis's time line, so, let's dig in;

1/6(x)+1/12(x)+1/7(x)+5+1/2(x)+4=x

(x)-75/84(x)=9
9/84(x)=9
x=84 years

I jumped simple steps as I am typing on phone.

In every life we have some trouble but when it's never ending...

I got no cash, I got no style, and I got no babe to make me smile. I wear a big frown all da time. It's silly but I want to do it...

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lovelydoll: Its ok ,especially for big ass girls like me its a compliment. you can look but not touch.

Like that cherry cupcake abi, I am hungry oh.

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^^^ pls take ur pix with you.

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adaobi123: Lolz. I'm okay. How are you ?

Good.

huh? Adaora whatsup?

hey!

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