₦airaland Forum

Eulalia:
She has resigned to fate.

Makavelli25:
Come on.
Its wierd
she is a church deacon

lol.... Abeg easy Na, deaconess or not she's human and have sexual needs. Be calm abeg

thesicilian:
You know you're seriously broke when your younger brother is made the chairman of the family meeting even when you're present.

Emoney and kcee come to mind

Do u have any evidence to back up ur story? If yes then we are game but if no then go and sit down and get yourself something to eat.

Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

I keep telling guys that women are not worth the energy, just have fu with them and move on.

teadrake:
Why is Nigeria missing from the list

because they know our government is a scam

Usorohtheman:
In your next life, if there will be any, will you choose to be a Nigerian if you are allowed to make choices?

we are not given the right to make choice here, I believe God put me here for a reason and I really appreciate my country despite the shortcomings. If in the next life God put me here again I will still appreciate it

When u guys were running after technology we were running after God...... Yes u guys are far developed than us but we are sure stronger than u. You guys can't survive what we go true on daily basis as Africans, everyday in my country is a risk and the survival of the fittest! So it takes more than a virus to kill us.......

I'm proud to be black
I'm proud to be African
I'm proud to be a Nigerian

She doesn't know I have twin brother and my ex just gave me a set of twins last month.

ProfDview1:
Is buhari mad? How can he tell farmers to destroy food when we are hungry here... What kind of useless president is this na?

Buhari has been known to always destroy things sha.

His herdmens destroyed our farms and the little we cud even harvest, buhari told them to destroy again.


Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wow so Na hunger configure ur brain to this level where u no longer understand what u are reading....... It is well bro. It will pass. Lol

Have u seen what this lockdown has caused....... What's our business if they call u ogbanje or not? You are not the only one dealing with the boredom. Nonsense

Op..... U need to be very careful! Which kind stupid question be this Na? Abeg no ask this kind thing again oooo

She's broke and this is just a marketing stunt....... LovePeddler*****

Ahhh my landlord won't see this oooo...... Na to send lawyer to call me even before my rent expires. Lol

I won't even be in the mood for sex on my wedding night coz of the whole stress so I will just let her be and sleep like a baby...... After all we have forever to keep having sex

Nice to know that u are always there for us but in this trying time I thought u guys will be kind enough to credit all ur customers no matter how small the amount is....... With all the money u guys charge us and u can't even give back to the society in time like this. Una wicked abeg

The reason why I hate public pool, just imagine the nonsense and the idiot of a guy will not use protection! Haaaa human don finish abeg

osazsky:
see another kid..how much do u have..are u richer than don jazzy .y is he not married...anyone can sleep with an harlot it's not expensive it just 500 naira same with don jazzy..the guy is talking of his girlfriend he intends to marry and u are shouting Yahoo money and harlot oga grow up o

Young man pls mind u, at 22 what do think u know about love and marriage, you haven't even explored the world not to talk of knowing what u want. What makes u think he will still want to be with her by this time next year? I often use myself as a case study when it comes to relationship issues, the girl I loved so much during my university days is not who am with today and as a matter of fact I dated about 8 different ladies before settling with one. Speaking of comparing me to Don jazzy....hey the guy is comfortable but not so rich ok. Meanwhile am sure u won't respond to me this way if u meet me in person. Thank u

Really funny........ My advice! Go make some money and she will be the one chasing after u. Real niggars chase money not women.

crackland:
And his wife, mother to the irresponsible children, is witnessing all of this and not saying anything.

If a woman does not have any regard for her husband, it will be foolhardy to expect the children to have any regard for their father.

The problem is almost certainly coming from his wife.

God bless u...... U just nailed it

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Pofgrace:
Me too sha....but when I stopped using sponge to bath it stopped....I only use soap to bath now though

bro we dey same boat oooo

My reply will be..... Son are u happy and comfortable with her? How long have u known her? What does she do for a living? Have u met her parents? If his answer is satisfying then I will let them be. Note! Never judge a book by its cover. Life has thought me to look beyond physical appearance coz most wild looking ladies are more innocent then the innocent looking ones.

If this is true then some group of people are about to steal our money ooooooo

seyi371:
When you tell poor people to have less children, they would tell you God will provide and go on having lots of kids.

. Honestly this thing drives me crazy, people who can barely afford 3sqr meal producing children as if they are rats...... I have a neighbor like that who is presently on my neck.

Faron530530:
What does it means which kind love be that

it means she want to keep having sex with u but don't want to take u seriously....... Truth is she probably has someone who pays her bills but their sex life is zero so she wants u to fill that gap.

This shit is getting real by the day

missimelda01:
This lockdown is bringing out so many hidden talents, I know I also have this one in me .. but which man would allow me barb his hair?

One more thing
Ronaldo fans epp us ask Oga when this 'girlfriend' will turn to wife.

Na by force to wife woman...... Happiness and fulfilment is the goal

Abouwaza:
Are you threatening us?

the man is mad.... If this nonsense stay home continue then they have just given Nigerians an avenue to express themselves by rioting and the violence won't be funny

One lady will not like this ooooo