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El Guapo:

The Inter-faith Match

A group of Catholic priests
were due to play a group
of rabbis in an important
inter-faith game. A few
days before the match,
disaster struck. The
Catholic team's star player
broke his ankle and the
doctor said he wouldn't
be able to play again for at
least two months.
"What are we going to
do? moaned Father
Durnford.
"Well," said Father
Thomas, "it so happens
that Wayne Rooney is a
good friend of mine. We
could ask him to play for
us."
"But that wouldn't be
ethical, now would it?"
said Father Durnford.
"No, but if we called him
Father Rooney, no one
need know," replied
Father Thomas.
Eventually Father
Durnford agreed to let this
devious plan go ahead but
then, as luck would have
it, he was suddenly called
away on official Church
business and was unable
to watch the match. As
soon as he could, he
phoned Father Thomas
for the result.
"I'm afraid they beat us,
five-one," said Father
Thomas.
"But how could that
happen?" queried Father
Durnford. "We had Father
Rooney in our team."
"Yes," said Father
Thomas, "but they had
Rabbi Messi and Rabbi
C Ronaldo playing for
them."

afam4eva:
I just saw this on a site and i thought i should share, ENJOY.

Rev. Reinhard Bonke came to Okuokoko village in Delta State for a convention. He climbed on the podium and started preaching the gospel. Barely 10 minutes had he

started that he noticed that the congregation were grumbling and leaving. He called on the nearest man (akpomiemie) and asked why they were leaving and Akpomiemie answered "sir, they no understand your big English, Reinhard Bonke thought for a moment and then asked Akpomiemie for assistance. This is what ensued:

Reinhard Bonke: "As it was in the bible"
Akpomiemie: "As dem yarn for the bible side"
Reinhard Bonke: "Jesus entered the boat with his disciples"
Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus fall in the canoe with him pallies"
Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great storm"
Akpomiemie: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come gas"
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl wind"
Akpomiemie: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples were now afraid and they shouted master master"
Akpomiemie: "naim liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala bros bros"
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calm down the wind"
Akpomiemie: "Naim Jesus rise and arrange the yawa"
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, you are men of little faith"
Akpomiemie: Na so Jesus look him pallies, shake him head and say UNA FALL MY HAND"

Read more: http://www..com/ng/jokes-riddles-puzzles/4462-bble-sermon-translation-in-warri-crusade.html#ixzz1DY9NtjIx

Nwamama1:
I hate a Nagging wife.

if her naggings continue then SHE IS PARKING OUT OF MY HOUSE. CAPITAL FULL STOP

mrperfect:
Whe she says goodmorning after bye bye.
or smoke wewe

Moralistli:
Many us men can manage series of untoward behaviours, characters and misconducts, but only few people can barely manage or tolerate infidelity in any union.

Anyway, i can't tolerate or accomodate unfaithfulness at any point in time, while insincerity and untidiness can be slightly managed.

Though we only know what they (women) want us to know as someone has rightly said up there, But gud a thing, the ones u don't know abt never troubled your mind.

distinct00:
there are so many reasons why youths dont go into farming

1. most youths like the pride and glory associated with white collar jobs.

2. fear of failure also makes youths run away from farming business.

3. most youths are over ambitious they venture into any business once they hear testimonies of some people who have made money from it without proper know;ledge of the business.

kafanchan:
This whole thing na OJORO walahi, I dey vex. why terry g name no dey there?

kafanchan:
This whole thing na OJORO walahi, I dey vex. why terry g name no dey there?

iv4real:
Because giving flowers is not our culture

Goldenmeda:
o jo ro don enter am, were is mr. 9ice so no award 4 him, naija n connection God will help us