₦airaland Forum

fistonati:
You are still been brainwashed, am pitying you

Sai Baba o jare!!!!

Stephrocks:
One reason why I don't like standing in front of guys some of them can be so immature. Some try by all means to touch a lady's ass which I find annoying.

You with your frying pan nyansh.

Si ehba puu!

Josnac:
Hungry and shameless politicians, not even up to one year out of power and they're opening their cursed nyash for those who care to see.

I know this is just another plan to pretend and switch allegiance to the party in power with their usual "the party have lost the vision of the founding fathers (make dem go look for am na) and thus we have decided to join hands with the APC to move this great country forward (na lie, na cake dem wan chop)
HUNGER GO KILL UNA.
BUNCH OF MORONS...

Choi!!!

E pain am.

But PDP is a SS/SE party Na?

Abeg, make I jollificate for this news.

MRLINGTON:
damn! i like...cant wait to get married tho

Please wait. The hype surrounding marriage shouldn't fool you.

wanimo:
Buhari is opening many battle fronts for the Nigerian military. Boko Haram is still killing soldiers in hundreds, now militants who are better equipped than both the army and Boko Haram combined have joined the war against this government. I'm sure that by the time IPOB arms its members due to the continued killing of Biafrans by the army, Nigeria will not stand the heat for one month.

Buhari should better go and dialogue with these militants and forget anything about military action against them. It has never worked and it will never work. OBJ is a living testimony. The end of Nigeria is at hand. Freedom is near.

It took the bombing of oil pipelines by a terrorist organization to know your freedom is near, O Internet Warrior. Why not join them and face the Nigerian military like a man.

Please, finish every economic saboteur! Bring every one of them to Justice.

"PDP will rule for sixty years." - Prince Vincent Ogbulafor

Abeg make we hear word.

TANTUMERGO007:
Buhari should be ready for 'war', Edo state is not a place where one dullard from nowhere would come and dictate for us. We are going to bury APC come September

Your masturbatory obsession with Buhari is a serious cause for concern.

jiggaz:
You can say whatever but you MR NEW ATHEIST is a liar. This story is fake. You were never a believer let alone a Pastor doing miracles ( who dash monkey bananna? ).

One thing i have noticed is dat you are an agent of darkness trying to pull some Christians who were not grounded in the word of God to your side. But u know what? You have failed!!!! Loool. We exposed u!!! Your old posts points to the fact where you said you were a Satanist!! Yet you came here to claim Ex Pastor, may God have mercy on you. I don't have a problem with you being a Satanist but why do u have to be deceptive about it? Claiming you were once a Pastor, so that you can deceive Christians that are not yet grounded in the word? You hide under the umbrella of an atheist but you are not even an atheist cos you believe in a Supernatural Being. You are not proud to be a Satanist? Why? loool. Of course you know why.

Next time you want to pull such fake stunts, remember that we have people who are very intelligent here and who analyses people even online!! loool. You can never fool me, am too smart for you!!! Whether you are an Atheist or a Satanist, it's your own cup of Zobo!! I don't care!!! Why you see me in this thread is because i don't want u to deceive some impressionable Christians here.

As for me, nothing anyone says can make me reject Christ because you know what? I am a New Creation, the very righteousness of God in Christ Jesus. As Christ is in heaven, so am i on earth. God is real and whether you believe him or not, He is the same today, yesterday and for ever more!!!

So MR NEW ATHEIST kontinue in your new found vocation but what i know is dat this your story is a lie from the pit of hell!!! Lmaoo.... You were never a believer or a Pastor. You cannot even mention your name which shows You are a LIAR!!! So MR LIE-NUS, have a nice night, i don't buy your story, try another stunt.

Blah,blah, blah. Thank you. Now go and have a nice life.

nelsonoba:
Can I tell you something Mr NEW ATHEIST? We are not in a competition with atheists.......nobody is begging you to do God a favour by believing in Him. If you believe in God and the death and resurrection of Christ for your sins, you are merely doing yourself a favour of saving your soul. You will certainly discover if you or me is the FOOL here by the time you die and get into eternity to face judgement. Let's leave the answer to that till we both close our eyes here on earth and open them in eternity! No need to argue with you.

Shift abeg!! Who send you message?

vickylala239:
Ur still a kid!!!!lWkmd.......Lol.

200Likes ::::can buy u houses,cars or change Nigeria....

Lol...small boy....

Small boys Lik u run after ladies,Evn after she mst Hv eaten u enuf.....

Lol....200likes in narialand can u convert that to Nigerian currency and tell me Hw much.....

Choii!!! See entering.

AtlanticBreeze:
This is the first time in Nigeria's democracy that the Executive is interfering shamelessly and openly with the legislature.. why is saraki afraid of these people? What is stopping him from using his powers the way the power drunk grand patron of fulani herdsmen are doing? What is wrong with Saraki?

You sure say Breeze still dey blow Nyansh?

Rafaell:
U no dey shame.. after all ur long rhetorics, U could only manage to get 9 likes !!!
Shameless "madcow" !

Na so the thing pain you reach?

MadCow1:
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!


Its a joke, not a diick.. Stop taking it so hard.




When the thought to 'place me where I belonged' crossed your mind and you saw the Moniker, I am sure that did not appear to be a good idea anymore and rightly so..

I would have ripped you a new one just for fun..


Be Easy Nigga...

Bros, easy on the dude. This slamming nor get part 2. Choi!!!!

Pineapp:

The spirit of being a Nigerian.
You dey America dey find otumopo

Just get a small pestle,red pieces of cloth,white and black colour with a white chalk.
Tie all together and leave it at their doorstep..
Thank me later

Oga mi. Thanks for your suggestion.

I dey find correct jazz.

I can't leave it at their doorstep because I may be charged with trespassing if caught.

I dey find 'remote control' voodoo.

Hi all,

I need the services of a voodoo practitioner to help me cast a spell or a curse on my annoying next door neighbors.

These people have been harassing my family a while now. I need to show them an example of African Science.

Btw, these are white folks I am talking about.

Thanks for your help.

This Lagarde woman is hot. I so wanna do her.

Freenzy2k:
BRO CAN HELP ME WITH THE LINK..
DROP IT HERE ABEG

Such links are not allowed on here, I suppose.

Send me an email and I will send you the link.

Cheers.

Freenzy2k:
BRO CAN HELP ME WITH THE LINK..
DROP IT HERE ABEG

I will drop it on here but it might be removed by the mods.

http://cricfree.tv/watch/live/mali-u17-vs-nigeria-u17-live-streaming

Email me at chilination@yahoo.co.uk for the link to watch the match.

Glad to help.

Can you give God anything?

What a religious pile of hot cow dung!!!

I'd rather give money to the needy, homeless, widow, orphans and destitute than give money to any church.

BrosPeter:
Here comes the "sai buhari" brigade, bereft of all sense of logic.

^^^ Look. A green ass, mud-munching, glue-sniffing, Nairaland troll.

An unfortunate and hopeless excuse for an animal.

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Mynd44:
The APC which seems to be the main opposition to the PDP in Nigeria has for sometime now been vigorously pushing for the ousting of President Jonathan and his administration in the next general elections and they will need the votes of the general public. They’ve been doing some convincing to the people who are undecided, now regarded with the somewhat derogatory term of “fencist”. Right now, I find myself sitting down wondering about some important issues. My questions are based on these points.

Body Language: In the last Presidential elections, the APC (or if you like ACN) had a candidate to run against the president and just hours before the election, they allegedly dumped him for reasons best known to them. This singular act shows them as unserious and some might even say they are just in the race for running sake. In my opinion, the greatest damage done by that singular act was to their supporters and of course the candidate, AIG Nuhu Ribadu (rtd). After all the resources and funds put into a campaign you chicken out in the end and leave your people to dry? It speaks volume as they have set a precedence of them being unserious.

Candidates: I am not comfortable with some presidential candidates the APC brought. Buhari, Atiku etc are not what I will call presidential materials either based on past mismanagement of funds or being a dictator to human right abuses. Why not others? How come more people are not opting to contest and seek office? Must we be saddled with the same old people? Yes we know people like Kwankwoso and Rochas contested in the primary but still it was evident from the start that it was a battle between Buhari and Atiku. Atiku was third (which remains a shocker)

Insecurity: This is another problem. We all admit that this is a problem for all Nigerians but has the APC done enough to fight it? Have they shown support towards fighting this scourge that has left thousands dead, about a million displaced and also fear in the heart of a lot of Nigerians? What has the APC done to support the fight apart from endless criticism? Have APC brought out or proffered solutions to fighting this? The killing of members of the NYSC in the North after the elections comes to mind. Some may say that most of the perpetrators were CPC supporters but they have joined the ACN to form APC, so APC should please answer. Statements: This is another point that has been scary (well to me). A lot of statements credited to top members of the APC has not been comfortable ones. I find it careless and annoying the statements I hear and sometimes, I fear they can cause war.

Notable amongst these statements is the threat by the Director-General of their Presidential campaign, Governor Rotimi Amaechi that a parallel government will be formed if they lose. Does anyone remember that this kind of action led to the arrest and detention of Chief MKO Abiola?

Political Prostitution: It is difficult seeing a candidate scream XYZ today and tomorrow screams ABC. Most of the members of the APC were once in the opposition which they labelled as thieves and corrupt. Look at the case of Ekiti where Segun Oni joined the APC. That is a move that shocked even me because everyone remember the propaganda war he had with Fayemi before the courts declared in Fayemi’s favor. Endless Criticisms: Okay so the APC plays the role of an opposition party well. Yes they know how to criticize everything this administration does when campaigning but is that what their campaigns are about? I am tired of hearing what the other guys are going, what do you have for us. When you criticize, you need to also give solutions so you don’t seem to be just doing it because you can or because you are against them. The APC and PDP are both agents of Nigeria’s development right but how about saying what the government is doing right and then when you say what they are doing wrong, tell them what they should have done.

Future Plans: What does the APC have for us? What are their ideas, what will they do about security, poverty, electricity, mortality rate. Education etc. No one is talking about this or they are not talking about it enough. It seems to be a case of making a lot of noise but not really saying anything.

http://opinionriver.com/oluwamynd-vote-apc-2015/

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The rantings of an inconsequential homo sapien.

MrEverest:
[s]My bad, I never knew I was replying a juvenile. So in your quack education, they never taught you about American & British English? Just one sentence & you committed a faux pas, go through your one line sentence & tell me if you observed your error? Illiterate little boy![/s]

Shhhhhhh! You will wake the neighbours up.

Now, go back to bed.

Good night.

MrEverest:
The Osuofia I know is a man of wisdom, so I'll expect you to be like him! You qouted everything I wrote only to call me a noise maker! Why is it that APC people do not like being objective? If saying the truth or stating verifiable facts makes me a noise maker, then I refuse to be quite! Pls, prove to me & other Nigerians if what I said is true or false!!!!!!!

The word are spelled 'quoted' and 'quiet'.

Happy Sunday.

MrEverest:
?[s]You people are nothing but a bunch of sadistic sycophants. Everybody in Nigeria knows that data charges has been on a steady decline over the years, now, an MTN 1gb data goes for as low as #1200 from over #5000 not long ago! If he says he only uses company data/wifi to stream online videos doesn't mean he can't afford to watch it if he feels its very necessary, he is probably trying to conserve resources which every sane person does. You claim to be residing in London yet you are giving the impression that you know Nigeria more than someone who is based right here in Nigeria, such an irony! Btw GEJ & Buhari supporters who in all sincerity do you believe is voting based on sentiment? Your Buhari is serial looser who contested against both a very corrupt, autocratic, bad OBJ & a very weak, sick & docile Yaradua yet you & your fellow bigoted, sentimental & biased folks failed to support Buhari on each occasion only to champion him as a messiah today, now my question to you & your fellows is, what transformation or change occurred to Buhari that made you think that without him now, Nigeria will perish? If you & your folks are patriotic Nigerians devoid of bigotry, then there is no way you will not vote for GEJ who within a few years, was able to build 14 universities, revived the "30 years abandoned" railway system, reconstructed the notorious & perennially bad Benin/ore & Lagos/Ibadan exp way, built many almajiri schools for the North's abandoned street children, improved our airports & above all diversified our economy by transforming the agricultural sector. What else are you looking for in a president, Mr bigot[/s]

Noise maker.

Gbawe:
That is what you are reduced to? Pathetic. See how you guys in bondage inadvertently sing and dance for your oppressors when you should dump them and seek others who can let you attain the dignity and choice others enjoy worldwide? My mobile phone contract (UK telecom provider) is around £18 per month (around N6,500.00) and gives me unlimited browsing, unlimited calls and unlimited text. I can do whatever I want on the go any day of the week from my own private line anywhere in the UK. How will you ever get such cost-effective empowerment that will allow you to be a more productive human being and greater human capital asset for your nation when the PDP you support ensures telecoms providers will never offer greater value because of high cost of operation?

Any company operating in Nigeria will automatically levy Nigerians heavily for the diesel they spend to power their operation and deduct 'rough terrain' tax from whatever they supply. This is why I laugh at you blind supporters of GEJ. You have no exposure beyond "suffering and smiling" Nigeria to know how bad you have it and how pathetically oppressed you are. They fleece you and you guys simply embrace more corruption and 'wayo' to try and afford what should be the very basics any dignified human being should enjoy. Yet you continue to sing and dance for your oppressors of 16 years who will keep you as you are even if they have 80 years in charge of Nigeria. Sad. Very sad and I feel sorry for you.

Mein Gott!

The finishing was damn too bloody.

Chei!

Se.x with white grannies is the sweetest.

Pure heaven.

A lot of sanctimonious people on this thread.

As if they don't w*ank.

W*ank up people! it's the way forward.


Anyone who quotes me to insult me is a bloody w*anker.

bayocanny:
No I won't uplift the curse untill u prepare a huge sacrifice wey vulture sef go see and he go fear, let me tell u the ingredient of the sacrifice shap shap!!

Stop ethnicity marginalisation
Don't be suppress by internal( govt) or external force
Embrace nationhood
Love each other
Be your brothers keeper
Don't let your govt brainwash you
Be Patriotic
Don't be blind folded with deceit by your gvt
Stand for what is right even if you are standing alone

Those are the ingredient by broda, take the sacrifice to the central africa u will mix the ingredients together and start spreading it through west to south from south to north then to the east africa
Shikenna!!!

Dis ya yarns make bread sha.

Well done.