₦airaland Forum

delzbaba:
Why kill someone after robbing them, some people belong in the zoo

That might not be the case

mysticwarrior:
go to a pharmacy store around you, they must have it there.

OK bro, how much do you think one might be

mysticwarrior:
OP, when I was an undergraduate I was dating a girl with a very similar bold facial skin infection as your's, and she wasn't comfortable with it at all, she came one day and told me of how a guy insulted her for having a skin infection, as a lady she almost wept and I felt so sorry for her.

I travelled to visit my family in another city on going back to school I saw a man selling skin care product, there was a particular one which caught my attention "Aquassurf" I bought two Tube and gave it to my girlfriend, she started using it.

After two weeks her face became as smooth as a new born baby.

Guys started coming around, she was having toasters from all directions it got into her head and she started to misbehave.

She would be telling me "you know how many guys with cars dey stop me for road? abi you no see as I fine, I just dey manage you".

That is just my little story, OP remember the name "AQUASURF" go to any pharmacy around you and you will get it, it works very well.

Once you get it apply two times daily, once in the morning and once in the evening.

Bro but I checked online if I could find this cream, I don't seems to find any

dermmy:
Just buy Damatol use it three times daily and thank me after 5 days.

Thanks

mysticwarrior:
OP, when I was an undergraduate I was dating a girl with a very similar bold facial skin infection as your's, and she wasn't comfortable with it at all, she came one day and told me of how a guy insulted her for having a skin infection, as a lady she almost wept and I felt so sorry for her.

I travelled to visit my family in another city on going back to school I saw a man selling skin care product, there was a particular one which caught my attention "Aquassurf" I bought two Tube and gave it to my girlfriend, she started using it.

After two weeks her face became as smooth as a new born baby.

Guys started coming around, she was having toasters from all directions it got into her head and she started to misbehave.

She would be telling me "you know how many guys with cars dey stop me for road? abi you no see as I fine, I just dey manage you".

That is just my little story, OP remember the name "AQUASURF" go to any pharmacy around you and you will get it, it works very well.

Once you get it apply two times daily, once in the morning and once in the evening.

Thanks

mysticwarrior:
carry your foolishness comot from here.

Abi oo, I was only asking for opinion

Hello guys

Newsyworld:
Source: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7738405/Mother-reveals-heartbreak-meme-newborn-albino-baby-went-viral.html

The second boy is cool, I love his picture on my wallpaper

Oga ooo

Please guys, any other solution

bizza45:
Early morning urine ....

Really

kestolove95:
Cari ur korokoro face comot from hia joor

Oponu, who has time for you, there are other reasonable people here to give me a solution

Year 2019 is going to an end and I which to remove these black spots on my face, what can I use on it please?

So no one know any?

Hi, I would like to start selling beauty products like body spray, cream, perfume and so on
Im I need of a platform that has this products and support resell, I mean a networking platform like forever living and Oriflame.
I like Oriflame but their home delivery shipping is to expensive, because I will have to place order for any one that orders from me.
Any idea please?

Zombiekiller010:
Nice one, why haven't we see the children of the world richest men displaying luxuries like mompha & others

According to Gates, his children were not allowed to use smart phone until they clocked 14

holywahala19:
University of Ibadan once again has shown that she is truly first and the best university in Nigeria by producing 26 first class graduates at the Law School Bar Final Examinations for 2019.
Below is the breakdown of the result of August 2019 Bar Final Examinations:

A total number of five thousand, six hundred and eighty nine (5,689) students sat for the exam.
Hundred and fourty seven (147) students made first class.

Seven hundred and fourty one (741) made second class upper.

Two thousand, two hundred and fourty six (2,246) made second class lower divisions.

One thousand, two hundred and ninety one(1,291) made ordinary pass.

Three hundred and nineteen(319) made conditional pass.

Eight hundred and ninety four (894) failed the exam.

Another fourty one (41) students missed the exam while ten(10) students' result were withheld.

However, it must be noted that out of these 26 first class graduates at the law school, only six made first class in UI.

The University of Ibadan Vice Chancellor, Prof. Olayinka, in his Facebook post of November 6, attributed the unprecedented success to UI rigorous and transparent admission processes coupled with excellent teaching facilities.

My school, Unizik, didn't impress me at all.
Congratulations to them all as we wait for other school to apprise us how their students performed at the Law School.


https://www.newtelegraphng.com/2019/11/ui-law-faculty-produces-26-first-class-out-of-150-graduands/

People are becoming more wild in terms of education but things are becoming worse in the country

Nayturalistic:
Mtcheww Trash Talk.. Were you one of those who got employed by Mark??.. you’re the dumber one cuz you also practically misunderstood the what he was trying to say.

Atleast, lives were changed, and I have my own job, oponu arindin

Rashidd1:
The good news is we've come a long way but the bad new is we went the wrong way�

Yeah

Kinterez:
Jack!!!! Get out of the country while you can.. But seriously what economic gain will this visit impact to the country? �welcome anyway

How is Nigeria economy his concern, some people said when Mark came, nothing changed, so you expect him to start distributing his fortune to Nigerians abi, the only thing he can do is to invest in companies and he did, these companies now employ more people than ever and that is good enough, I believe Jack would also do same thing

tellwisdom:
Mark zukerberg was here...cup of rice didn’t change. Bros, if you finish, I wish you safe trip back

i don't know why some Nigerian are so dumb
So because he came to nigeria, everything should change, he should start distributing money abi,
When mark came to Nigerian, he invested in lots of companies, these companies now employ more people than ever, through employment, many lives are changed

gimmehear:
10 grammatical jargon often used by Nigerians.



In Nigeria, people use a lot of grammatical jargon daily and most this jargon are/were/is believed to be correct when view in the English man’s way, but interestingly, most of this jargon often have no sensible meaning when searched for in the dictionary.

Below are some compiled words.

(1)Installmentally:

This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in instalments or by instalments.

(2)Plumpy:

Nigerians use “plumpy” when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is plump.

(3)Disvirgin:



This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is deflower, because “disvirgin” is not a word depicting that meaning.



(4)Crosscarpeting or cross-carpeting



This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are party switching, defection and crossing the floor and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”
Go-slow: The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it.

(5)A “go-slow,”

in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go- slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are traffic jam, traffic congestion, gridlock, and (less technically) hold-up, not “go- slow.”



(6)Cunny

“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s v**ina. The correct term to use is cunning (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

(7)Opportuned

There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is opportune. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well- timed.



(Alright

“Alright” is a misspelling of the term all right. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it.



(9)Wake-keeping

“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is wake and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.



(10)Screentouch: This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not- so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is touchscreen and not “screentouch.

So there you have it, 10 English language “words” Nigerians love to use that are not found in the dictionary. Feel free to add yours;
https://www.gbetutv.com/10-grammatical-jargon-often-used-by-nigerians/

Lalasticlala

Don't let anybody deceive you, alright is an English word, it can Be in form of an adverb or adjective

wizflame:
No. It cant

If changed, it can

Lordwheez:
Somebody shout "Hallelujah"....... ����

Lordwheez:
Braa.... Your question is just off.... If you think there's a business that sells most on Instagram, everyone would be doing it na.... Common sense...

Many of you here are dollards
Is that the question I asked
I say "which kind business dey active most" I no say which business dey sell most.
Maybe you need me to translate to Hindu before you can understand

kestolove95:
Same qstn him go ask u if he listen to ur song African Queen...every body different

This your signature fit crash nairaland ooo

Lordwheez:
Tweaking..... Sells any day..... ���

Is that what I'm asking you, I'm asking which business is most active on Instagram, you're saying another thing

Hi guys, please I just need the list of business that's very active on Instagram. Thanks

Efcc got it all wrong, if those credit cards in text file are arranged in a table pattern, he must have phished this credit cards, they should do more investigation to see if a has an hosting service or a website, chikena.
And I believe there's more, they should do more search on the laptop, there might be many hidden files.

This money, I went to Facebook to search for Pastor Wilson profile, guess what I found in the screenshot below,
The guy that did that is a bit smart knowing that pastor Wilson is on of the most searched profile on Facebook

Person wey even celebrities dey follow for Instagram