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Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Alamu1111: 6:56am On Nov 03, 2019
I used them too because of my mouth

Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by JoeMaddog: 6:57am On Nov 03, 2019
cheesy
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by SolarRen(m): 6:57am On Nov 03, 2019
Mathscum:
New testament of the use of English that year . But you did not tell us what to use instead of opportuned, I think we can use fortunate, can we?

oppurtune
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Mckandre(m): 6:58am On Nov 03, 2019
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Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Enemyofpeace: 6:58am On Nov 03, 2019
Ahmed0336:


That man you just quoted is patriot. PARROT
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by MrFly(m): 7:03am On Nov 03, 2019
op is there anything like sensible meaning?
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Billyanger(m): 7:05am On Nov 03, 2019
Shey SHELL/CHEVRON dey pay extras for person wey sabi speak correct vocabulary pass? angry
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Nobody: 7:06am On Nov 03, 2019
Wow!

Nice thread.

The "disvirgin" word is usually so abuse.

On the side why is this Data Scammer, Oluwabisi Adeboye with this number: 0901-792-5805. His Bank Account Number: 0791819438 Access Bank still allowed on Nairaland with different Nairaland Monikers to still continue to swindle people of their money. He would change his adverts color and he would put up ridiculous data amounts. He would persistently call you and try to persuade you to transfer big sums of money by going for bigger data plan. Once, you transfer the money to him. He will never pick your call again and you won't get any data.

How he stays on Nairaland despite his scamming activities is suspect and surprising but don't worry. You will soon be traced out.

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Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by MoIbrahim: 7:08am On Nov 03, 2019
I agree with you.

Though, words like disvirgin and go-slow are our own inventions and should be respected too.

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Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by oodua1stson: 7:09am On Nov 03, 2019
Ahmed0336:


That man you just quoted is patriot.
funny how people from your region claim patriot when 60%, if ya'll are not really Nigerians. You all migrated from Niger or Chad.

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Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Nobody: 7:10am On Nov 03, 2019
Mathscum:
New testament of the use of English that year . But you did not tell us what to use instead of opportuned, I think we can use fortunate, can we?

Lol....use opportune
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Callertunez: 7:12am On Nov 03, 2019
angry

Alright OP... You forgot to add oned and offed
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by spiritedtete: 7:14am On Nov 03, 2019
There is no perfect English anywhere in the world oga... Communicate and let people understand.


Every race has got one or two slangs to their English.


Go and speak English... And make money nah or speak English and you will be free of every health issues for life.

Stay there dey speak English upandan
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by xaggar(m): 7:16am On Nov 03, 2019
SolarRen:


oppurtune

No word as such... You lie!
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by ostechno(m): 7:19am On Nov 03, 2019
gimmehear:
10 grammatical jargon often used by Nigerians.



In Nigeria, people use a lot of grammatical jargon daily and most this jargon are/were/is believed to be correct when view in the English man’s way, but interestingly, most of this jargon often have no sensible meaning when searched for in the dictionary.

Below are some compiled words.

(1)Installmentally:

This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in instalments or by instalments.

(2)Plumpy:

Nigerians use “plumpy” when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is plump.

(3)Disvirgin:



This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is deflower, because “disvirgin” is not a word depicting that meaning.



(4)Crosscarpeting or cross-carpeting



This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are party switching, defection and crossing the floor and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”
Go-slow: The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it.

(5)A “go-slow,”

in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go- slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are traffic jam, traffic congestion, gridlock, and (less technically) hold-up, not “go- slow.”



(6)Cunny

“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s v**ina. The correct term to use is cunning (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

(7)Opportuned

There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is opportune. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well- timed.



(coolAlright

“Alright” is a misspelling of the term all right. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it.



(9)Wake-keeping

“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is wake and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.



(10)Screentouch: This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not- so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is touchscreen and not “screentouch.

So there you have it, 10 English language “words” Nigerians love to use that are not found in the dictionary. Feel free to add yours;
https://www.gbetutv.com/10-grammatical-jargon-often-used-by-nigerians/

Lalasticlala

Don't let anybody deceive you, alright is an English word, it can Be in form of an adverb or adjective
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by koffsman(m): 7:23am On Nov 03, 2019
Op I agree totally with you but here is the real fact English was never our language to begin with its a borrowed language aside that since we borrowed the language we are allowed to invent our own and rewrite dictionary have you forgotten this words were written by some set of people when last was the dictionary updated Op please no abeg scatter our brain the one the government has done and still doing is enough biko
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Tajbol4splend(m): 7:24am On Nov 03, 2019
Idiot doesn't know how to teach his own language o, them go carry oyinbo language for head like say them curse them
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by TWOWAYMIRROR: 7:26am On Nov 03, 2019
Op...so what's your account balance after speaking all these big big grammar. Me i cannor come and go and kill myself.

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Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by psalmylee(m): 7:27am On Nov 03, 2019
Oga professor,cross carpeting is a political term bros.nothing concern grammatical error with am...its a word created by political scientists.. Bros, go front abeg.your English no put or add one naira for my pocket.
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by psalmylee(m): 7:28am On Nov 03, 2019
TWOWAYMIRROR:
Op...so what's your account balance after speaking all these big big grammar. Me i cannor come and go and kill myself.
help me ask am oo
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Marvieduke(f): 7:29am On Nov 03, 2019
After all no be our language
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by SolarRen(m): 7:29am On Nov 03, 2019
xaggar:


No word as such... You lie!

That's what he says na
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by asorockvibesblo: 7:29am On Nov 03, 2019
I have a package for you just check my signature below.
Mr poster you too much gan
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Iseoluwani: 7:31am On Nov 03, 2019
gimmehear:
10 grammatical jargon often used by Nigerians.



In Nigeria, people use a lot of grammatical jargon daily and most this jargon are/were/is believed to be correct when view in the English man’s way, but interestingly, most of this jargon often have no sensible meaning when searched for in the dictionary.







Lalasticlala



the word jargon u used is been used wrongly.

JARGON

special words or expressions used by a profession or group that are difficult for others to understand


KINDLY CORRECT URSELF
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Chimdi22(m): 7:33am On Nov 03, 2019
Nice but some are very much acceptable like you pointed out though
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by TommyAnthem(m): 7:33am On Nov 03, 2019
The Asians are not very good in English grammar and they don't care much about it, but when it comes to technology you see their ingenuity.
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by highbee02: 7:33am On Nov 03, 2019
gimmehear:
10 grammatical jargon often used by Nigerians.



In Nigeria, people use a lot of grammatical jargon daily and most this jargon are/were/is believed to be correct when view in the English man’s way, but interestingly, most of this jargon often have no sensible meaning when searched for in the dictionary.

Below are some compiled words.

(1)Installmentally:

This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in instalments or by instalments.

(2)Plumpy:

Nigerians use “plumpy” when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is plump.

(3)Disvirgin:



This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is deflower, because “disvirgin” is not a word depicting that meaning.



(4)Crosscarpeting or cross-carpeting



This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are party switching, defection and crossing the floor and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”
Go-slow: The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it.

(5)A “go-slow,”

in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go- slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are traffic jam, traffic congestion, gridlock, and (less technically) hold-up, not “go- slow.”



(6)Cunny

“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s v**ina. The correct term to use is cunning (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

(7)Opportuned

There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is opportune. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well- timed.



(coolAlright

“Alright” is a misspelling of the term all right. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it.



(9)Wake-keeping

“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is wake and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.



(10)Screentouch: This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not- so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is touchscreen and not “screentouch.

So there you have it, 10 English language “words” Nigerians love to use that are not found in the dictionary. Feel free to add yours;
https://www.gbetutv.com/10-grammatical-jargon-often-used-by-nigerians/

Lalasticlala

Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by koolaid87: 7:33am On Nov 03, 2019
As long as the next man understands what I'm saying, it's ALRIGHT
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by odinson1(m): 7:39am On Nov 03, 2019
front page material��
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by Xclusiveme: 7:39am On Nov 03, 2019
Op pls stop confusing people here. Disvirgin and plumpy are correct word

Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by jcross19: 7:41am On Nov 03, 2019
gimmehear:
10 grammatical jargon often used by Nigerians.



In Nigeria, people use a lot of grammatical jargon daily and most this jargon are/were/is believed to be correct when view in the English man’s way, but interestingly, most of this jargon often have no sensible meaning when searched for in the dictionary.

Below are some compiled words.

(1)Installmentally:

This “word” is a favourite of many Nigerians, but, sadly, it simply does not exist. You won’t find it any reputable dictionary. The correct thing to say when “installmentally” comes to your mind is in instalments or by instalments.

(2)Plumpy:

Nigerians use “plumpy” when they want to say that someone is chubby or slightly fat. The correct expression is plump.

(3)Disvirgin:



This particular “word” is used severally on a daily basis, especially by Nigerian men when they intend saying that a woman has lost her virginity to a guy. The correct word to use, however, is deflower, because “disvirgin” is not a word depicting that meaning.



(4)Crosscarpeting or cross-carpeting



This is a favourite of Nigerian politicians and political analysts alike. They use it when they want to say that a politician has dumped his political party for another party, usually a rival party. The right terms to use when describing this scenario are party switching, defection and crossing the floor and not “cross-carpeting” or “crosscarpeting.”
Go-slow: The word go-slow exists, but not in the way Nigerians use it.

(5)A “go-slow,”

in the peculiarly Nigerian context, is a situation in which road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues. However, go-slow in the English language actually means an industrial tactic used by employees whereby they intentionally reduce activity, productivity and efficiency in order to press home some demands. When this happens, you say that work in the office, factory or organization is at a go- slow. The correct terms to use when road traffic is very sluggish due to vehicle queues are traffic jam, traffic congestion, gridlock, and (less technically) hold-up, not “go- slow.”



(6)Cunny

“Cunny” is not found in authoritative dictionaries, but it can be found in some slang dictionaries. Over there, it is a slang used to refer to a woman’s v**ina. The correct term to use is cunning (which is used to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty) and not “cunny.”

(7)Opportuned

There is nothing like “opportuned” anywhere in the English language, but that has not stopped its blatant use by all and sundry in Nigeria, including journalists and writers. The correct word is opportune. The word opportune is an adjective; therefore it has no past tense. An adjective has no past tense. However, some verbs can function as adjectives or adverbs in a sentence. These verbs are called participles and they do have past tenses. They are not pure adjectives. Examples of participles are fattened, amused, disgusted, mystified, overwhelmed, upset and bored. Be that as it may, opportune is a pure adjective and not a participle, therefore it has no past tense. Opportune means appropriate or well- timed.



(coolAlright

“Alright” is a misspelling of the term all right. All right is used when you want to say that something is adequate, acceptable, agreeable or suitable. To hardcore English language linguists, “alright” is not a word. However, its usage is gaining traction and it’s increasingly becoming acceptable. The Merriam-Webster Dictionary – which is considered the gold standard among American English speakers – has recently drawn a lot of criticisms for its permissiveness when it began indexing some otherwise colloquial and street language terms, including “alright.” Most linguists disagree with the gradual acceptance of “alright” as a word by the public and even the media, while those in the minority are “alright” with it.



(9)Wake-keeping

“Wake-keeping” exists only in the imagination of a few English speakers. As a matter of fact, there is no such thing as “wake-keeping.” The correct word is wake and not even “wake-keep.” Both “wake-keeping” and “wake-keep” are ungrammatical.



(10)Screentouch: This bad grammatical expression gained currency in Nigeria and neighbouring West African countries with the influx of made-in-China stylus pen touchscreen not- so-smart phones in the mid 2000s. It was a novelty then; many in Nigeria had not seen it – or even thought such advanced technology was possible – before. So, they looked for a name to call it and “screentouch” came to mind, after all you just touch the screen and it starts working. In case you’ve still not figured it out yet, the correct thing to say is touchscreen and not “screentouch.

So there you have it, 10 English language “words” Nigerians love to use that are not found in the dictionary. Feel free to add yours;
https://www.gbetutv.com/10-grammatical-jargon-often-used-by-nigerians/

Lalasticlala

you are ashamed of yourself! inferior complex!!!! your grammar can't offer you a good life boy so keep that trash to yourself.
Re: 10 Grammatical Jargons Often Used By Nigerians. by jcross19: 7:43am On Nov 03, 2019
Iseoluwani:



the word jargon u used is been used wrongly.

JARGON

special words or expressions used by a profession or group that are difficult for others to understand


KINDLY CORRECT URSELF
can you see now?.

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