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See some people forming saint here,in an oil rich country with millions of undergraduates with no jobs or funds to even start up something for themselves... Nigeria is messed up and we all know it... Banks Dey steal our money we no complain... Politicians Dey steal our money but we still stupid Dey vote for them..Then what the masses use for eating in present Nigeria is a crime?? I agree but start from the top before handling the masses..Crime starts from those at the top...Until then,yahoo no fit leave Naija...

lomprico:
Lies!

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TheFacelessMan:


I remember when i was about to be arrested by SARS for "unlawful loitering"

I was watching my team Arsenal at a viewing center.


I had bet salary on them winning Derby County yet the useless oafs conceded an 89th minute goal.


0-1 !!!!! My world dissolved in tears.

How do I face my wife at home? No foodstuff to eat! And my boss? He had borrowed me 500k and was becoming impatient.


I had buried my head in my hands when i heard the whine of a police siren in the distance.


"HEY YOU!!!" I lifted my head up and i saw magic for real.


The center that had been filled to the brim with over 100 smelly youths had cleared out totally. This was ABRACADABRA for sure

"You are under arrest" The shorter of the 2 SARS guys said, grinning at me "Unlawful loitering" he added.

In a fit of rage coupled with frustration, i flipped the table up, plates and bottles flying everywhere

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I had had enough, i had nothing to lose

I screamed and i broke 2 bottles on my head, one after the other.

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The SARS guys looked at themselves, and then at me with gaping mouths


I saw magic for the 2nd time. One of them must have broken Usain Bolt's record running away.


To be continued...…..

BADDEST

He just said the truth,Nigerians are afraid to die..What will it take for people to mobilize around any SARS official trying to make an illegal arrest and stop them,las las them do anyhow people should overpower them and fck them up but no,everybody go Dey fear... E Dey pain me sha...




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oluwatosink:
Do wetin..

We can only do the do

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Hamilton1:
Afonjas Sars killing der fellow tribe, y blamin ur governor

DINGBAT

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Two bleeps are not given... Irrelevant shit... OP,PHUCK U..NIGERIANS ITS HIGH TIME WE PUT A STOP TO POLICE BRUTALITY..DONT WAIT TILL IT HAPPENS TO YOU OR YOUR FAMILY...

Let’s end SARS for good... As ONE we can do it

Another cruise entirely...Alhamdullilah

RichBoy247:
Go and sell your evil glasses to your family members that die everyday. Child of hatred and bitterness.

How does my post depict me as a bitter person ?? How person go just open him mouth talk rubbish!!

Straight up truth,PEOPLE DIE EVERYDAY...ODE.

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Populardemand:
Scam

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Ogun and amadioha give dat woman party

Good evening,you actually sound stupid..

I just came here to ready hypocritical comments from the MOST of you

They are still very young...Give them time

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IamD18:
And this is revenge, right?

Smh! These ladies and their fish brain

You both should have continued cheating and sleeping around, let's then know who will loose by looking cheap at the end of the day

Na Linda ikeji she Dey look up to

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Viking007:
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