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JubrilBuhari:
Afonja!

osu

snail speed elephant project

ThothHermes:
Are you a mod
You can only delete them for yourself. Every other person continues to see them.
To confirm: The next you "delete" a post, log out and click on the thread as a guest, you'll see the "deleted" post is still there. Log in and you won't see it again.
It's an illusion. Only a mod can delete them.

Sorry.

LIES

I JUST HERE TO DELETE ALL 9JA BET AND MTN CREDIT SCAMMER'S POST

OSUfucktards are was than omoniles

You can not buy land with peace of mind from them


yet go to lekky, mile2 and ikorodu and see them forming landlords.

One day, we shall collect all those lands from the useless FLAT HEADS

xjiggy:
Shut up. She looks cute. Must every woman make up like a masquerade. Stupid boy. Na people like you go carry bobrisky go house one day

lol
foooooooooooooooooooool

Loser

Disgraced by an unfit fat fat fart fûck

Brainwork401:
See below

Fool
Play for your family members nau
Jobless scammer

See how the woman don old finish


HOW WILL TUFACE MARRY DIS ONE AND BE PROUD OF HER

She be like grandma already

GoTV:
Accept Jesus as your lord and savior and be a born again Christian like me.

Shut up hypocrite
If it was quran they quoted now, you Christians will be shouting Islamisation

Apeshy101:

Op she turned you down because of your grammar


Talking about helping her, if you have the money and you are willing to partway with any amount, then help her, it's no biggie.


Everyone must not be in a relationship with you. What if she was in a happy relationship before you stepped into the picture?

Lol
It's no Biggie
See our grammarian
What of it's no gala?

manny4u:
It would help him make contingency plans incase their is a snake bite in his house.

contingency rubbish...
And you're calling a snake poisonous... you need to go back to primary school...

Christains34172:
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oloribuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

iTearHerToto:
Dunno why Afonja men and ladies are so damn cheap... Even chewing gum if of more value.




Pukes

but 95% of girls i see in brothels in all parts of 9ja are osu girls na.
imo, anambra, abia, enugu ph etc

AngelicBeing:
Chai, this is serious, could this be as a result of over speeding, driving under the influence of substance abuse, bad roads or karma, life is a mystery, you don't choose how / where / when you are born( country & parents) and you also don't know How/ time / date you will depart this world

what if you choose to commit suicide?

Bastąrd pikin

countryfive:
Nigerians are good at heart when it comes to emergency help , if you've been in an accident
Scene you'll know what am talking about people
Volunteer themselves to help the injured not minding who is injured.the problem with Africa are her leaders , system and backward mentality

That's not true.
When my flat caught fire early this year, one of the bastards who came to put off the fire stole 12k that was on the couch ...

jesusjnr:
So you thought that and were yet quoting all that for me from the same Bible?

You case is certainly more ridiculous and embarrassing, if you could say all these about the Bible and yet be quoting it.

For if you didn't want to reap Bible quotes then common sense should have advised you not to sow it.

For it's only what you sowed that you've reaped, so you don't have any right to cry foul.

I'm sorry but I was just try to show you how foolish you people are.
It's like the stupidity is now in your dna and inoperable.

Now please choke on these...



Flying insects walk on all fours.
“All winged insects that walk upon all fours are detestable to you [Lev. 11:20-23].” In fact, no insect walks on all fours. Insects have six legs, three on each side. (Spiders have eight legs. Centipedes and millipedes are not insects — in fact, they eat insects.)
Rabbits and hares chew their cuds, just as cows do.
“The hare, for even though it chews the cud, it does not have divided hoofs; it is unclean for you.” — Lev. 11:6
“ Yet of those that chew the cud or have the hoof cleft you shall not eat these: the camel, the hare, and the rock badger, because they chew the cud but do not divide the hoof; they are unclean for you [Deut. 14:7].” This is erroneous on a second count: Hares have cloven feet.
A ruminant is an animal with a chambered stomach. Cows, camels, giraffes, sheep, goats, and deer are ruminants, and Leviticus says anyone may eat them. Ruminants eat, then regurgitate their food from the first stomach, chew it a second time as "cud," and then swallow it a second time, whereupon it proceeds to a different chamber of the stomach. Neither lagomorphs (hares and rabbits) nor rock badgers are ruminants.
Inerrantists claim that rabbits and hares practice “refection,” a little-known phenomenon in which an animal eats its own feces. (Apparently inerrantists are unable to tell the difference between feces and cud, which makes this writer determined to avoid their dinner parties.) Sadly, rock badgers are neither ruminants nor practitioners of “refection.” Inerrantists have no explanation for why the Bible erroneously says rock badgers are ruminants OR for why, under their "refection" theory, the Bible can't tell the difference between cud and feces. Remember: the authors of the Bible were less advanced than we are; they were NOT stupid.
Moses had body odor that was strong enough to kill.
“Then Amalek came and fought with Israel at Rephidim. Moses said to Joshua, ‘Choose some men for us and go out, fight with Amalek. Tomorrow I will stand on the top of the hill with the staff of God in my hand.’ So Joshua did as Moses told him, and fought with Amalek, while Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the hill. Whenever Moses held up his hand, Israel prevailed; and whenever he lowered his hand, Amalek prevailed. But Moses' hands grew weary; so they took a stone and put it under him, and he sat on it. Aaron and Hur held up his hands, one on one side, and the other on the other side; so his hands were steady until the sun set. And Joshua defeated Amalek and his people with the sword.” — Exodus 17:8-13
This is hilarious! Imagine Moses played by Moe Howard, with Aaron and Hur played by Larry and Curly. This is one of the many ancient texts, laboriously inscribed onto tanned animal skins three thousand years ago, that inerrantantists claim are as factual as "the sun rises in the east."
Comets are evil.
“They are wandering stars, for whom the deepest darkness has been reserved forever.” — Jud. 1:14
Ahaziah was two years older than his father, Jehoram.
(A) "[Jehoram] was thirty-two years old when he began to reign [Judah]; he reigned eight years in Jerusalem, [and then he died at the age of 40] to the regret of no one. . . . The inhabitants of Jerusalem made [Jehoram's] youngest son, Ahaziah, king as his successor. . . . Ahaziah was 42 years old when he began to reign". — 2 Chron. 21:20-22:2. If 2 Chronicles is as perfect and inerrant as God is, Jehoram was born around 882 BCE, and his son Ahaziah was born around 884 BCE, two years before his father was born.
(B) 2 Kings 8:26 tells us, “Two and twenty years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign” — not 42 but 22. Which is inerrant, 2 Kings 8:26 or 2 Chron. 22:2?
Pi equals exactly three.
1 Kings 7:23: “Then [Solomon] made the molten sea [i.e., an enormous vat]; it was round, ten cubits from brim to brim [i.e., approximately 180 inches in diameter].

jesusjnr:
Jesus said Himself that His Father was greater than Him, so that's not the argument here.

But that a "Beloved Son" by God's own Saying can never be reduced to a messenger or servant of God regardless of how men as your ignorant and foolish self try to make it.

Any such attempt to do such shall be destroyed by God as it was in this OP case, so be patient.

Please I find it very ridiculous and annoying for any to try to prove a point to me using the Bible.
It's meaningless and senseless since the Bible is not the only religious book that exists.
And many this in the same Bible are confusing to you too.
The Bible is filled with so much errors that sometimes, it's so embarrassing.
Same Bible that says the earth is FLAT like a disc and rests on a filament...
Rabbit is a ruminant animal (CHEW THEIR COD) and so many other fuckeries....

jesusjnr:
Conclusion: A guy God never called His servant but presented to mankind as His beloved Son.

Matthew 17:5 (KJV)

While he yet spake, behold, a bright cloud overshadowed them: and behold a voice out of the cloud, which said, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased; hear ye him.

This guy was as foolish and ignorant as you were, but God has opened his eyes to the Truth of God.

Keep confusing yourself.
So your beloved soon is now You abi?

Changethechain:
Doubting thomas,doubted Jesus resurrection until he saw Christ..when u see Jesus as God on the day u will close ur eyes in death..The reality will dawn on every unbeliever

Lol
How foolish
So Jesus is God just because your story book (bible) says so?
I guess you know better than than the Jews who refused to believe that shît.
Every religion have their own story book too and they can all prove that their is the ultimate and truth so stop fooling yourself.

MrMumu:
Guy if to say you dey my front right now the kind slap I go paste for your face ehn.

No be only your encounter with Jesus na your encounter with the Pedophile called Mohammed.

Or encounter with your useless faggòt old fool father.
Jobless aba jew osu goat.

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

jesusjnr:
Halleluyah!!!

I believe it's a personal message from God to you and to those few that think otherwise if they are willing to see the Truth.

I only recently had to strongly disprove an attempt by the Jehovah witnesses to reduce the Person of Jesus to a mere servant or messenger of God, for He was more than that, for even God called Jesus "My beloved Son", and a Son can never be a servant even though He serves His Father.

So I hope that the Jehovah witnesses can heed this Truth which I believe came directly from God in heaven who they call Jehovah to show His stance on the matter, and doing anything contrary to that is not of God.

#JesusisnotaservantofGod

https://www.nairaland.com/5240995/question-jws-why-jehovah-witnesses

Lol
This the most foolish thing I have ever read on Nairaland.
Gosh!
A guy the Jews don't even believe in till today.
A guy who couldn't defend himself
A guy who said my father is greater than I am
A guy who usually Pray to GOD
A guy who devil tempted and teased that he should worship him
A guy who was crying on the cross and Said FATHER FATHER WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKEN ME...
May God save you from your foolishness.