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ContractKiller:
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Haha
Praise your god

Shove this into that hole in your behind

owagbeba:
Alright bro. Thanks.

PS: Ogun & Ibadan not possible we are in a lockdown here in Lagos.

Another thought, oil price rising, won't USD fall?

I don't think so,
Naira would fall further... This country is a shǐt hole

owagbeba:
About 20k. But you know P2P will not be possible.

Any legit platform for foreign remittances like worldremit?

Nah
Too way much

Just got a couple of thousands...
Na abokî sure pass ...
Not just in Lagos, try ogun, Ibadan...

owagbeba:
Hi Guys,

Is there any convenient way one can transfer dollars to Australia during this lockdown?

The Aboki guys are no longer selling dollars. They are all closed due to lockdown.

The banks are not selling.

Any solution ?

Someone said worldremit; does that work in reverse like sending funds from Nigeria to other country?

How many dollars u need?

[quote author=ContractKiller post=88329419][/quote]Keep making a fool of yourself

ContractKiller:
As a Baboons, I can never be mistaken as humans.

Definitely

ContractKiller:
Baboons can never be mistaken for human beings.

Of course.
That's exactly what I told your ancestors..

ContractKiller:
It's your ancestral name. Handed down from one illiterate beggar to another.

Lol

This one must be mistaken me for his father...

ContractKiller:
What does Ikpeazu have to do with MUDSLIMES? I thought you are also a MUDSLIME? I was hoping you could show this to MURIC so he'll know what to do.

Mudslime?
Is that your surname?

ContractKiller:
Please tell this scum to stop disturbing me for money and food. All my money and food now is for Easter Sunday. My dogs cannot be competing for left over bones with them.

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Is ikpeazu dead?

Dwayne22:
please guys who also got this message from Firstbank and what does it actually mean?


"Please be informed that the monthly cross border spend limit on your FirstBank Naira MasterCard is now USD500. Thank you. You First."

They are fools.

I also noticed the same thing on my GTB DOLLAR master card.

They are only promoting naira fall and money laundering.


I don't the people that advice these fools.

It's so disheartening.

He was never infected in the first place.


It's all political....

Believe all these senile BASTARDS at your own peril.

priscillia75:
https://www.nkechiarioleblog.com/2020/04/photos-governor-bala-mohammed-attends.html?m=1

He was never infected in the first place.
It's all political...
Believe all these senile bastards at your own peril .

Crispels:
ON A FINAL NOTE:

Dating abroad is totally different from dating in Nigeria. There are lots of cultural differences and you must really understand these differences before shooting any shot - otherwise: you will make terrible mistakes that may ruin your reputation, mental health and growth. You may even be hated and ghosted by certain people. In America for instance, dating apps is a big deal and things happen so fast - compared to Nigeria where on the average, things take longer.

If you are a Nigerian guy and you think it is the sole responsibility of your girlfriend(wife) to cook and take care of the family - then your stupi**d patriarchy mentality will fail you big time abroad.
Most Nigerian - American girls dislike some Nigerian guys (particularly those who grew up in Nigeria) due to this kind of patriarchy and “male dominance” mentality. Many Nigerian - American girls as a result of strong upbringing by their families can cook really well(even our egusi and other Naija food) but they will hate you if you make it look like it’s their responsibility to cook for you all the time. You must also get to the kitchen - do the dishes, wash the meat, clean the tables and even cook some food as well! Everything is 50-50 in America!!! Your wife(or even girlfriend) is not your slave and it’s high time most Nigerian guys(even those based in Ibadan, Uyo, Kano and Enugu) start realizing this.

WE NEED TO TREAT OUR WOMEN LIKE QUEENS, JEWELS AND SUPPORT THEM IN THE KITCHEN, THEIR CAREERS AND IN EVERY OTHER AREA.

You started well and ended horribly.
Mind you, in most cases, it's not the same values the oyinbo or Nigerian girl add to you that a Nigerian girl will add.

So while I do the dishes and Cook food here,my Nigerian girlfriend who barely bring anything to the table except for sex that we both enjoy, should be watching Telemundo abi?

ican2020:
It looks as if you hate good news

Good news indeed.

What value with this "good news" add to your life?
Rubbish

Precious4real50:
Still add ogwashi Amaka there





I still remain Ada ogwashi

See joblessness

[quote author=Mandynews post=88304511][/quote]Dumb incompetent fools.

When some countries are doing 10,000 and more daily.

What a miserable country to be...

Lol
I don't blame the slit-eyed body odour pigs.

I blame the foolish people who accepts to be called blacks when they're obviously not.

I guess this fuçktards too see themselves as so called Whites?

omonnakoda:
He was not a thief.

It was just Buhari's bigotry at work
How many of his brothers did he convict?

He is a convited thief !

Ole barawo

StarUp:
One of two things will later happen:

1. He will struggle to sell the house when he eventually gets broke (as they always do) because property tax for a $100m house in the States is close to $900,000 yearly.

2. He will leave behind liability for others to maintain in the coming years due to shame of selling off the house.

You know nothing!

ghettokid1:
GOOD NEWS

Chai


OSU no go kill me o

Historic time of our life.



Chai!


C O L O N A BILUS NO GO ALLOW OSUs kill yeaster chicken

successmatters:
Innison production capacity has been on the increase since the last 10 years. This company may become bigger than Toyota and Ford motors combined.

Lol!

Are you serious

Yenefer:
Nigeria oil that is going to dry out within 4 years.

Just now El rufai met with Osibanjo. The red caps is for his haters,.. while the blue is for his suppoters

Four years?

You wish...

KingAzubuike:
Igbos aren't cowards, we always say no to oppression.

Are you deaf?

Don't you people get tired of chest beating?

masterflowx:
The worst pandemic to befall humanity so far.
Dear God, remember you sent your only begotten son (Jesus Christ) to the world to pay the price of this death for us.

Lord, in your tender mercies forgive us all our shortcomings and heal the world with the blood of Jesus Christ that sheds on the cross of Calvary in Jesus name, Amen!

Lol
Why people just mumu like this sef?

Wetin consign God with virus wey dem create for lab?

UncleSnr:
Homie go one erosion site come dey catch cruise, him sidekick dey video am.

lalasticlala come and quarantine your neighbor, he will contact colona bilus now.

Uncu muuuu

Froshloaded:
Like MY DAD??

Most like it...

agadez007:
Ndi nwe gi gba aka nwa NI MI

onye Apali ni mi

Ameen

agadez007:
When you Daddy's Remote control stops kick starting,am sure you would blame Ipob too

MUMU

Oni ṣo rire.

Ọmọ ofo

Inferior19:
Hello guys..first I would like to thanks you nairaland and nairalanders for your nice and helpful comments on every post, we learn a lot from them all

I sincerely appreciate...

Yesterday I made a post about what my girl said to me and the few comments a got were really helpful I must confess..here is the post link.

https://www.nairaland.com/5784268/going-gym


Of course it's normal not to be attractive to everyone as choices are different and beside,the potbelly stuff a mentioned in my early thread could be a turn off for many girls as is also I turn off for me when a girl is having it..

But however,a part of me tells me she is pretending not to feel anything for me given how she reacted the day I romanced her.Pls note,we have not made love,we but agreed that it's not time for that.But we do romance..

Last week I initiated a romance and I noticed how she was breathing heavenly when I was romancing her br@ast.Whenever I touch the n#pple should always struggle to remove my hands from the n#pple..After a while in the romance she struggled to stop me because she said it might leads to sex..

Aside that,There was a day I showed her one

nairaland girl sexy picture and I really apotheosized the nairaland girl by referring to her as beautiful and I used many other beautiful words.

I never knew my girl was hurt,she went to tell her sister and her sister in turn came to jokingly ask me why I showed her sister such picture, I was just laughing because I never mearnt to hurt her..


Now this same girl turned around to claim I am not sexually attractive to her,though I have accepted and decide to work on myself for my own good not for her,but I still

Wonder if she was just pretending given the scenario I highlighted above..

What do you think please

Sorry for being vulgar.

And for my poor use of English..

Why are you apologizing for your English?

Is English your first language?
Whoever that doesn't understand your grammar can pass or fûck off