imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Hallelujah!!! Jesus is Lord over all principalities and powers indeed.

HALLELUJAH!!! FOR THIS SOUL THAT JUST EXPERIENCED THAT JESUS IS GOD.

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

The LORD loves you, that's why He corrects you.
Congrats friend!

VBCampaign:


Jesus is God.

If however you only came to this conclusion by such a subjective experience and not by the clear testimony of the Bible, then when next another spurious experience comes up you just may find yourself calling the Devil God next.

read numbers 23:19

You mean Jesus came from heaven to heat your phone up or when did God started heating people phones up.

CAPSLOCKED:
JUST LOOK AT THIS. AN ADULT, MAYBE AN EDUCATED ONE AT THAT THINKING LIKE A LAMB.

He is a Lamb !, thy Lord is his Shepherd

evilive:
Maybe your phone is more Christian than you!

It often happened to me sometimes like that.
Network disappears each time I want to see pornography.
I remembered praying to God for better network,
With prayer and persistence
Network eventually came, but very slow.

I later ask God for uncommon common sense.
Common sense instructed me to change network.
Common sense later suggested good phone.
Since then, God no dey disturb my network again
Xvideos now open on its own once I touch my phone.

Their poster
Ask God for common sense and be determined.
Once you get uncommon common sense.
God will not disturb you again.


NONSENSE

I swear to God bruh,you deserve an award for this. I can't stop laughing. Thanks for making my day.

jesusjnr:
Jesus said Himself that His Father was greater than Him, so that's not the argument here.

But that a "Beloved Son" by God's own Saying can never be reduced to a messenger or servant of God regardless of how men as your ignorant and foolish self try to make it.

Any such attempt to do such shall be destroyed by God as it was in this OP case, so be patient.

Please I find it very ridiculous and annoying for any to try to prove a point to me using the Bible.
It's meaningless and senseless since the Bible is not the only religious book that exists.
And many this in the same Bible are confusing to you too.
The Bible is filled with so much errors that sometimes, it's so embarrassing.
Same Bible that says the earth is FLAT like a disc and rests on a filament...
Rabbit is a ruminant animal (CHEW THEIR COD) and so many other fuckeries....

landmark86:



So anybody that now repairs phones, laptops are now Engineers?
NSE & COREN need to do sumtin on this.

Mr Tunde is a phone repairer not engineer, pls let show sum respect for those that studied Engineering courses, tnx.

Many telecom engineering graduates out there don't even understand the working principle of mobile phone

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Jesus is Alive bro.
You dont have to see vision or dream.
Check the epistle of John and get the revelation yourself.
The race is personal working out.

Jesus is lord ,he is the king of kings and lord of lords, and he is alive to those that believe in his name.no any other way we can be save except through his name,I thank the holy spirit for revealing the truth to you.i thank God for your life and welcome home

Hallelujah!

Hell candidates are much in this forum.. I hope non of you will shout ojoro when you see me ascending to heaven with our lord jesus

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Hallelujah.

If true PTL!

If false, may God have mercy on you!

I believe in your testimony. Even Thomas refused to believe until he felt the holes in His hands. The fact that some are using the gospel to their benefit shouldn't make us to doubt a simple testimony of power of God. God has power over everything including the technology. I pray that, for those that are yet to have an encounter with the Lord, you will experience the power of God in Jesus name Amen. You will come back here and share your testimony.

OsuMustGo:

Please I find it very ridiculous and annoying for any to try to prove a point to me using the Bible.
It's meaningless and senseless since the Bible is not the only religious book that exists.
And many this in the same Bible are confusing to you too.
The Bible is filled with so much errors that sometimes, it's so embarrassing.
Same Bible that says the earth is FLAT like a disc and rests on a filament...
Rabbit is a ruminant animal (CHEW THEIR COD) and so many other fuckeries....

So you thought that and were yet quoting all that for me from the same Bible?

You case is certainly more ridiculous and embarrassing, if you could say all these about the Bible and yet be quoting it.

For if you didn't want to reap Bible quotes then common sense should have advised you not to sow it.

For it's only what you sowed that you've reaped, so you don't have any right to cry foul.

JESUS IS LORD HALLELUYAH, I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Wow! Doubters will not understand this but I'm glad that you were sensitive enough to know it was the LORD HIMSELF communicating with you. You are wise. Jesus is LORD no doubt about that.

jesusjnr:
Halleluyah!!!

I believe it's a personal message from God to you and to those few that think otherwise if they are willing to see the Truth.

I only recently had to strongly disprove an attempt by the Jehovah witnesses to reduce the Person of Jesus to a mere servant or messenger of God, for He was more than that, for even God called Jesus "My beloved Son", and a Son can never be a servant even though He serves His Father.

So I hope that the Jehovah witnesses can heed this Truth which I believe came directly from God in heaven who they call Jehovah to show His stance on the matter, and doing anything contrary to that is not of God.

#JesusisnotaservantofGod

https://www.nairaland.com/5240995/question-jws-why-jehovah-witnesses

I can testify to that , more grace sir !!!

May God the Father of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ be glorified forever. Amen !!!

soulpeppersoup:


Every child of God is a God.

Every child of God is a god

I say, ‘You are gods; you are all children of the Most High.--psalm 82:6

jesusjnr:
So you thought that and were yet quoting all that for me from the same Bible?

You case is certainly more ridiculous and embarrassing, if you could say all these about the Bible and yet be quoting it.

For if you didn't want to reap Bible quotes then common sense should have advised you not to sow it.

For it's only what you sowed that you've reaped, so you don't have any right to cry foul.

I'm sorry but I was just try to show you how foolish you people are.
It's like the stupidity is now in your dna and inoperable.

Now please choke on these...



Flying insects walk on all fours.
“All winged insects that walk upon all fours are detestable to you [Lev. 11:20-23].” In fact, no insect walks on all fours. Insects have six legs, three on each side. (Spiders have eight legs. Centipedes and millipedes are not insects — in fact, they eat insects.)
Rabbits and hares chew their cuds, just as cows do.
“The hare, for even though it chews the cud, it does not have divided hoofs; it is unclean for you.” — Lev. 11:6
“ Yet of those that chew the cud or have the hoof cleft you shall not eat these: the camel, the hare, and the rock badger, because they chew the cud but do not divide the hoof; they are unclean for you [Deut. 14:7].” This is erroneous on a second count: Hares have cloven feet.
A ruminant is an animal with a chambered stomach. Cows, camels, giraffes, sheep, goats, and deer are ruminants, and Leviticus says anyone may eat them. Ruminants eat, then regurgitate their food from the first stomach, chew it a second time as "cud," and then swallow it a second time, whereupon it proceeds to a different chamber of the stomach. Neither lagomorphs (hares and rabbits) nor rock badgers are ruminants.
Inerrantists claim that rabbits and hares practice “refection,” a little-known phenomenon in which an animal eats its own feces. (Apparently inerrantists are unable to tell the difference between feces and cud, which makes this writer determined to avoid their dinner parties.) Sadly, rock badgers are neither ruminants nor practitioners of “refection.” Inerrantists have no explanation for why the Bible erroneously says rock badgers are ruminants OR for why, under their "refection" theory, the Bible can't tell the difference between cud and feces. Remember: the authors of the Bible were less advanced than we are; they were NOT stupid.
Moses had body odor that was strong enough to kill.
“Then Amalek came and fought with Israel at Rephidim. Moses said to Joshua, ‘Choose some men for us and go out, fight with Amalek. Tomorrow I will stand on the top of the hill with the staff of God in my hand.’ So Joshua did as Moses told him, and fought with Amalek, while Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the hill. Whenever Moses held up his hand, Israel prevailed; and whenever he lowered his hand, Amalek prevailed. But Moses' hands grew weary; so they took a stone and put it under him, and he sat on it. Aaron and Hur held up his hands, one on one side, and the other on the other side; so his hands were steady until the sun set. And Joshua defeated Amalek and his people with the sword.” — Exodus 17:8-13
This is hilarious! Imagine Moses played by Moe Howard, with Aaron and Hur played by Larry and Curly. This is one of the many ancient texts, laboriously inscribed onto tanned animal skins three thousand years ago, that inerrantantists claim are as factual as "the sun rises in the east."
Comets are evil.
“They are wandering stars, for whom the deepest darkness has been reserved forever.” — Jud. 1:14
Ahaziah was two years older than his father, Jehoram.
(A) "[Jehoram] was thirty-two years old when he began to reign [Judah]; he reigned eight years in Jerusalem, [and then he died at the age of 40] to the regret of no one. . . . The inhabitants of Jerusalem made [Jehoram's] youngest son, Ahaziah, king as his successor. . . . Ahaziah was 42 years old when he began to reign". — 2 Chron. 21:20-22:2. If 2 Chronicles is as perfect and inerrant as God is, Jehoram was born around 882 BCE, and his son Ahaziah was born around 884 BCE, two years before his father was born.
(B) 2 Kings 8:26 tells us, “Two and twenty years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign” — not 42 but 22. Which is inerrant, 2 Kings 8:26 or 2 Chron. 22:2?
Pi equals exactly three.
1 Kings 7:23: “Then [Solomon] made the molten sea [i.e., an enormous vat]; it was round, ten cubits from brim to brim [i.e., approximately 180 inches in diameter].

imagrg:
My Personal Encounter With Jesus

On the 8th of June this year, last weekend precisely, I composed a write-up titled "Stop Calling Jesus God" which I intended posting on Nairaland but because there was no network at that instance, I had to leave it on my notepad pending when network would be back.

My intention was to prove to the world, using my own misconstrued ideas, that Jesus was a mere messenger of God and not God Himself; what stopped this publication was beyond my imagination: my Samsung Galaxy Tab A suddenly became so hot like it never had been. So terribly hot even without putting on the internet.

I began to wonder what was really happening.
It later occurred to me to wipe off the write-up. Behold! When I deleted the piece, my tablet that was previously so hot returned to it normal state. This led me to believe that my opinion could be wrong. My new position now is that 'JESUS IS LORD!'. I now have no doubt about that!

PRAISE THE LORD!

Jesus answered: "Don't you know me, Philip, even after I have been among you such a long time? Anyone who has seen me has seen the Father. How can you say, 'Show us the Father'?--John 14:9

And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”--John 8:32

sukerefakere:
Call engr Tunde on
07034567109

Something is wrong with your Samsung

how much I go help me fixed me Samsung s5 screen

OsuMustGo:

I'm sorry but I was just try to show you how foolish you people are.
It's like the stupidity is now in your dna and inoperable.

Now please choke on these...



Flying insects walk on all fours.
“All winged insects that walk upon all fours are detestable to you [Lev. 11:20-23].” In fact, no insect walks on all fours. Insects have six legs, three on each side. (Spiders have eight legs. Centipedes and millipedes are not insects — in fact, they eat insects.)
Rabbits and hares chew their cuds, just as cows do.
“The hare, for even though it chews the cud, it does not have divided hoofs; it is unclean for you.” — Lev. 11:6
“ Yet of those that chew the cud or have the hoof cleft you shall not eat these: the camel, the hare, and the rock badger, because they chew the cud but do not divide the hoof; they are unclean for you [Deut. 14:7].” This is erroneous on a second count: Hares have cloven feet.
A ruminant is an animal with a chambered stomach. Cows, camels, giraffes, sheep, goats, and deer are ruminants, and Leviticus says anyone may eat them. Ruminants eat, then regurgitate their food from the first stomach, chew it a second time as "cud," and then swallow it a second time, whereupon it proceeds to a different chamber of the stomach. Neither lagomorphs (hares and rabbits) nor rock badgers are ruminants.
Inerrantists claim that rabbits and hares practice “refection,” a little-known phenomenon in which an animal eats its own feces. (Apparently inerrantists are unable to tell the difference between feces and cud, which makes this writer determined to avoid their dinner parties.) Sadly, rock badgers are neither ruminants nor practitioners of “refection.” Inerrantists have no explanation for why the Bible erroneously says rock badgers are ruminants OR for why, under their "refection" theory, the Bible can't tell the difference between cud and feces. Remember: the authors of the Bible were less advanced than we are; they were NOT stupid.
Moses had body odor that was strong enough to kill.
“Then Amalek came and fought with Israel at Rephidim. Moses said to Joshua, ‘Choose some men for us and go out, fight with Amalek. Tomorrow I will stand on the top of the hill with the staff of God in my hand.’ So Joshua did as Moses told him, and fought with Amalek, while Moses, Aaron, and Hur went up to the top of the hill. Whenever Moses held up his hand, Israel prevailed; and whenever he lowered his hand, Amalek prevailed. But Moses' hands grew weary; so they took a stone and put it under him, and he sat on it. Aaron and Hur held up his hands, one on one side, and the other on the other side; so his hands were steady until the sun set. And Joshua defeated Amalek and his people with the sword.” — Exodus 17:8-13
This is hilarious! Imagine Moses played by Moe Howard, with Aaron and Hur played by Larry and Curly. This is one of the many ancient texts, laboriously inscribed onto tanned animal skins three thousand years ago, that inerrantantists claim are as factual as "the sun rises in the east."
Comets are evil.
“They are wandering stars, for whom the deepest darkness has been reserved forever.” — Jud. 1:14
Ahaziah was two years older than his father, Jehoram.
(A) "[Jehoram] was thirty-two years old when he began to reign [Judah]; he reigned eight years in Jerusalem, [and then he died at the age of 40] to the regret of no one. . . . The inhabitants of Jerusalem made [Jehoram's] youngest son, Ahaziah, king as his successor. . . . Ahaziah was 42 years old when he began to reign". — 2 Chron. 21:20-22:2. If 2 Chronicles is as perfect and inerrant as God is, Jehoram was born around 882 BCE, and his son Ahaziah was born around 884 BCE, two years before his father was born.
(B) 2 Kings 8:26 tells us, “Two and twenty years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign” — not 42 but 22. Which is inerrant, 2 Kings 8:26 or 2 Chron. 22:2?
Pi equals exactly three.
1 Kings 7:23: “Then [Solomon] made the molten sea [i.e., an enormous vat]; it was round, ten cubits from brim to brim [i.e., approximately 180 inches in diameter].

I accept your apology but can't understand why you yet want to show the extent of your foolishness by yet going ahead to post all these from the same book you claim is embarrassing and annoys you so that when I return the favor you'd now start crying foul as if you're not the one that asked for it.

Please, freedom the knowledge of the Truth brings is not by force, so if you want to remain in bondage and in the darkness that you are, enjoy your stay there.

For people like us who are free and have seen the light cannot even think of looking back, needless say go back to where we used to be and are eternally grateful to God for setting us free.

I just hope you also find true freedom too.

Thanks.

catofin:
how much I go help me fixed me Samsung s5 screen

That number na fake, my post was sarcastic.

I wonder how hot Prof. Richard Dawkins gadgets must be after many blasphemous posts.

MrMumu:
Guy if to say you dey my front right now the kind slap I go paste for your face ehn.

No be only your encounter with Jesus na your encounter with the Pedophile called Mohammed.

you very useless ...... don't say this in front of any Muslim ....

Seun4FastLoans:
I am glad you now know that Jesus is lord.




By the way, if you own a good business with a good statement of account you can check below my comment and contact me for quick loans without collateral.

What about for start up?

VBCampaign:


Jesus is God.

If however you only came to this conclusion by such a subjective experience and not by the clear testimony of the Bible, then when next another spurious experience comes up you just may find yourself calling the Devil God next.

The way you guys misquote or misunderstood the Bible is annoying to me.

How can Jesus be God and still be the son of God at the same?

How can Jesus be God and still cried out at the cross "Father why have you forsaken me"?

How can Jesus be God and still "sitted by the right hand of God in heaven"?

How can Jesus be God and when he was called "Good Master" he rebuked and refer to God as the Good master?

How can Jesus be God and still said he was send by his father to do his father works?


A lot of Christians don't have the understanding of the Bible, even when Jesus was on earth he never for once claimed to be God but rather a son of God.

Whenever I try to raise and correct this issue in church, they started looking at me as someone who's posses. I always ended up being told and read John 1 and genesis 1 down to.

When you said your father property is yours doesn't really mean you are your father in his person.

JESUS (WAS) IS A SON OF GOD AND NOT A SERVANT OR GOD.