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Politics / Re: Buhari Receives His Second Dose Of COVID-19 Vaccine (Pictures) by OsusTroller: 6:04pm On May 29, 2021
umardansaleh:
Arewa will be better without you guys,trust me.
Of course.
95% of all the beggars we have in Nigeria today are your people. Go to any state and doubt me. It's such a big Shame. Even with all the lootings and stealing of all the oil blocs, imposition of yourselves as heads of almost all government sectors of the country etc, 90% of your people are still live in abject poverty. Imagine what will happen if we take back what belongs to us... UNA CASE GO WORSE PASS SOMALIA. That's why your elites as against separation but it'll still happen insha'Allah. I can't tolerate the same country with you guys anymore.

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Career / Re: Meet Maira Bashir El-Kanemi Who Started Flying Aircraft At 17 (Photos) by OsusTroller: 5:59pm On May 29, 2021
ALISMILE:
Flying aircraft is quite different from driving
Just be happy for others for ones
For once or twice?
Or deh
Career / Re: Meet Maira Bashir El-Kanemi Who Started Flying Aircraft At 17 (Photos) by OsusTroller: 1:53pm On May 29, 2021
My kid sis started driving at 12 years...

Arewah and celebration of mediocrity...

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Politics / Re: Buhari Receives His Second Dose Of COVID-19 Vaccine (Pictures) by OsusTroller: 1:46pm On May 29, 2021
angry
All hail the most:

Useless

Foolish

NEPOTISTIC

And wicked president ever.

Don't worry, soon we'll go out separate ways. While we have our Odua Republic, you and your almajiri, parasite and beggars people can form your arewa REPUBLIC.

Cow!

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Properties / Re: Only A Drunken Sailors Would Buy A Car Before A House by OsusTroller: 1:43pm On May 29, 2021
laiperi:
Let me first drag you out of ignorance and support your point at the same time.

The writer was on old norm and the difference between an asset like a house that appreciate and a show off luxury car that depreciate.

Of course in today's tight schedule, you need a basic car to make money, take your family to school and work. Not a luxury car!

In that case a car becomes an asset. Indeed, you need that basic or used car to pave the way in order to build your house.

Do you need a Rose Royce, Cadillac or Jaguar to get to work? Please use some common sense.

In the days the writer was referring to, Volkswagen beetle was the first car and pride of youth with girls running after you for a ride!

Sisi come ride my Volks.

What is the wish of first car for Youths today?

Benz! Even without a job not to mention a house. You should have read the article if you did not understand the quote.

If you're not mentally unstable or in a vegetative state, you'd see clearly that OP didn't talk about car types persay. He or she was just trying to give relevance to a land or a house over a car.
Celebrities / Re: Destiny Etiko, Lizzygold Onuwaje And Mary Igwe 'Turn Men' On Set (Pictures) by OsusTroller: 1:31pm On May 29, 2021
padi94:
That last picture looks like sam loco of blessed memory.. embarassed
You get eye problem?
Literature / Re: Pyrates Confraternity: Soyinka At Nathaniel Oyelola's Burial (Video) by OsusTroller: 1:02pm On May 29, 2021
Righteousness2:
[s]If you are Privileged to get to a certain age and you still don't see the need to Surrender to JESUS Christ and do away with evil, there will be special koboko for you in Hell.[/s]
I think you need to surrender your rot-hin brain first.
Or deh
E go better for all these white slaver pigs wey do Una this thing.

F
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Politics / Re: Remember Goodluck Jonathan For This Statement by OsusTroller: 7:45am On May 29, 2021
AyeBigDay:
Goodluck Jonathan during one of his interview as the president of Nigeria in 2015.
He stated that Nigerians will miss Him when He leave office.
Was He correct in His statement?
Jonàthan was a very useless man, buharî is a colossal failure and disaster.

Nigeria needs to break up!

Let us all just go our separate ways.

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Crime / Re: Suspected Cultist Jumps Into River To Evade Police Arrest, Dies by OsusTroller: 7:40am On May 29, 2021
Ehya!


Useless Buhari

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Properties / Re: Only A Drunken Sailors Would Buy A Car Before A House by OsusTroller: 7:37am On May 29, 2021
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laiperi:
My favorite part of this article is that any rational person would buy a car before buying a house. Could that be Nigeria?



https://www.thenigerianvoice.com/news/299029/owoboriomo-created-abject-poverty-from-oil-income-windfall.html
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It's stupîd to have this mentality and to generalize like this.
Buying a car before a land or a house is not wasteful.
Somehow, a car can be an asset and a necessity sometimes if you know what you're doing and you have a good need for it.
I bought a car before a land and I'm currently developing a house on it.

If you live in Lagos for example with your family, let's say you, your wife and 2-3 kids, will not having a car because you want to have a house first reasonable?

How can I continue to suffer, have my wife and kids take public transports and okada around when I can afford a car?

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Politics / Re: COAS Appointment Is A Missed Opportunity For Unity - Farooq A. Kperogi by OsusTroller: 7:24am On May 29, 2021
helinues:
It's not good for someone to surround himself with too much negative energy...

No positive messages from Farooq for years now apart from wailing, attacking and pull them down epistle...
Don't be stupîd!
Is there any lie in his message?

Continue to live by 300 per day allowance while your masters and their children who are robbing your future and the future of your future away continue to flex grin

U don enter private jet before?

Or deh grin

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Celebrities / Re: Pictures From The Burial Of Comedienne, Mmesoma Mercy Nnadi (Ada Jesus) by OsusTroller: 7:14am On May 29, 2021
Chai!
See wetin buharî don cause.


Very USELESS man

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Health / Re: I Always Go "Raw" With Multiple Partners Until STI Taught Me A Hard Lesson by OsusTroller: 6:13am On May 29, 2021
24brains:
My friends always call me "CR7 womanizer" due to my habit of moving with multiple partners.

It all began last week when I had unprotected sex with one of my partners. I started having inching on my male organ. I noticed it was suddenly swollen. I was still forming boss until I noticed yellowish sperm like discharge gushing out from the tip of my penis.

At first, I thought it was pre-cum. I cleaned it up and packaged it back into my boxer. Few minutes later, i felt wetness and stains all over my boxers. Behold what I just cleaned showed up again.

I screemed and cleaned it up again still wondering if there can be ejaculation without erection and stimulation.

It didn't end there. I began to urinate frequently and it felt like hell discharging urine, my feet held tightly to the ground, body stiffened and screaming followed.

I was in pains for good three days walking around with embarrassing wet boxers with offensive smell from the dripage. I began to pray. I thought my penis was becoming rotten because I have never experienced such. I thought the tube that controls sperm/urine had ruptured.

After a week of no relief and erection, I summoned the courage to see my doctor. He ran some test and said I have Chlamydia STI(sexually transmitted infection). He administerd some drugs to me and also run HIV test on me which I came out NEGATIVE.

Please share your first time experience with STD and STI so that our fellow RAW men can learn.
Hiv is probably still doing press-up...

Go back for test in 2 months time.

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Romance / Re: Imagine (photo) by OsusTroller: 8:21pm On May 28, 2021
Chai!
It's a pity!
It never be well with all our corrupt past leaders (99% of our past leaders are corrupt), including Buhari all his supporters.

Imagine a country so blessed, but because some useless lazy fools just decides to continue being stupîd, we can't have peace (awusa-fool ani)

It will never be well with one-NIGERIA!
I can not continue to tolerate being in the same country with useless and wicked parasites, aka ALMAJIRI, aka beggars people, aka Boko-haram PEOPLE.

While their urchins keeps leaving on 300/per allowance, their own children are flexing oil money since 90% of the oil blocs in Nigeria has been shared by them.

6th largest producer of oil in the world yet,

NO FUNCTIONAL REFINERIES (So we pay subsidy)
NO LIGHT
NO SECURITY
NO JOBS

The same oil that Dubai and other countries are using to live like kings and Queens.

Nigeria can never get better.
The only solution is separation or at least, we practice federalism kind of government (regional government).

Family / Re: Are All These Marriage Processes Compulsory? by OsusTroller: 8:19pm On May 28, 2021
Just do traditional wedding! That's all.

We must not continue to live by how pink-pale skinned people (so-called whites), who came all the way from their regions to STEAL, RAPE, KIDNAP AND ENSLAVE US, want us to live.

The only thing they left behind is religion that they used to trick us to get into our minds.

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Romance / Re: Should I Still Continue With This Relationship? I'm really fed up. by OsusTroller: 8:10pm On May 28, 2021
maxwelltony:
Hi guys
Please i really need your sincere advice concerning my relationship, we have been dating for the past two years, but honestly speaking i am not enjoying the relationship, i dont know what is wrong with my man, at times, he would travel for three month without giving me any notice, and throughout that time, his number will be switch off, for the past two years that we have started dating, he has done that for over 5times, and i am getting confuse if i am not in the wrong hand, he wouldnt give me any good excuse and i am getting fed up with him, i dont want to break up with him all because we have gone a long way, but with his attitude, i dont think i can cope again, time is going...
please i want the whole house to advice me because i dont know how to cope again, he has gone again and dont knw when he will be coming back.
I think you're just wasting your time as a side-chick.

No reasonable guy will leave someone he's dating for 3 months without communication and for no good reasons, and expects to come back and be received with opened hands...


Only a very dumb and good for nothing girl, except probably just being a cum bag... will continue to be in such relationship.

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Politics / Re: Buhari’s Daughter Zahra Wears Abaya In Solidarity With Harassed Student (Pix) by OsusTroller: 6:25pm On May 28, 2021
mzBEAM:






Islam & violence is like 5 & 6
You and loose brain, frustration and stupîdity are like Romeo and Juliet...
Romance / Re: Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Plus-Sized Lady In Wheelchair & Her Man by OsusTroller: 8:25pm On May 14, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I don't find extremely fat women sexually attractive, I don't know if I'm the only one who feels this way
There is absolutely nothing attractive in FAT!

Can fat people do this?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates Imade On Her 6th Birthday (Photos) by OsusTroller: 8:18pm On May 14, 2021
INTEGRITYA1:
Damsel, Happy Birthday.
YOU PEOPLE JUST MISUSE WORDS ANYHOW...


DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF A DAMSEL?

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates Imade On Her 6th Birthday (Photos) by OsusTroller: 8:18pm On May 14, 2021
Hmmm


6 Already!?
Travel / Re: Photo Of Keke Carrying A Big Water Tank by OsusTroller: 5:12pm On May 14, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Eid-El-Fitr: Toyin Lawani Recreates Nun Outfit In Hijab-Themed Photos by OsusTroller: 2:13pm On May 14, 2021
mayklef:
soon she will hear from all arms of d "Religion Of PISS"....starting with MUMURIC
or deh
As she heard from religion of PISSES abi?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel-gaza Violence: Israeli Ground Troops Attack Gaza Strip by OsusTroller: 10:55am On May 14, 2021
Osebanjo:
It was really a minor issue abinitio but look at war lurking everywhere now. Folks tryna show they are some machoman but look how many have to die for that now. The largely arab muslims really need to learn to accept to live with Israel now. What's the hate for? Different attacks from different nations every now and then and when they fight back it becomes a crime. Israelites have no other land than where they occupy today which the God of their fore fathers gave them. The earlier arabs accept this the better for them. Tired of unnecessary hatred and incessant attacks.
At least, this is a reasonable christain...
Not 90% of foolish Nigerian christains that we have.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel-gaza Violence: Israeli Ground Troops Attack Gaza Strip by OsusTroller: 10:53am On May 14, 2021
Anieke39:
I Stand With isreal . Which I think every Christian should
Don't be a foolish fool.
Are Israelites christains?

Why do we have so many retardéd Christains in Nigeria like this?

Do you know that the population of christians in Israel is not even up to 5%?

Do you also know that the population of christians in Palestine is up to 20%?

You people just like disgracing yourselves...

Shame!

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Politics / Re: Restructure Your States, Stop Regional Campaign, Lawan Tells Govs by OsusTroller: 8:08am On May 14, 2021
Ttalk:
Why are these people so afraid of restructuring
Because they're useless parasites milky every aspect of the economy.

Go to any paralstatal, na abokey full everywhere. Useless animals that can even complete a sentence will be made a director.
Imagine, THOSE ANIMALS OWN 70% OF OIL BLOCS IN NIGER-DELTA.
Woe betide IBB for that...

It will never be well with Lugard for joining us with those savages.

WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT, SOONER OR LATER, WE'LL SPLIT THIS NONSENSE. THE WORST OR LEAST THAT WILL HAPPEN IS RESTRUCTURE.

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