dapsoneh:
I saw more than cake wallahi

Camel toe and over-padded small breasts in mattress bra

aboyaji:


Please, kindly get a very good life.

Please kindly concentrate your energy on something productive.

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aboyaji:
Hello Nairalanders!

I'd like to write on the surprise birthday I got from the people (my girlfriend and her sister) that love me dearly.


On the 2nd of July, I got a call from my engineer friend who lives in my former place of residence. He had informed me in the morning of a real estate deal ( I am into real estate too). He stressed that he visited my new place the penultimate day which was on the first of July and he'd like me to come over to his place in the evening for more information. I replied in the affirmative and dropped the call.

Fast forward to the evening, I came back then dropped off at a friend's shop who sells footwears by 4 through 6pm. Shortly after, my girlfriend and her sister strolled passed the vicinity where I was. They told me they were on their way home to prepare rice and that this time there's little funds and high cost of food stuffs in the market that the rice would be a red oil rice and they were inviting me over for a RED OIL RICE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION in their home. I smiled and bade them bye.

That was when I remembered my business meeting with my engineer friend. I strolled to his place in a long sleeve shirt and shorts with bathroom flipflops.

Arrive this friend's apartment, we talked over the deal with inclusion of another friend of his before he asked me to follow him to SOMEWHERE.

I told them that my birthday was that same day and I wasn't celebrating anything. He laughed at me and his girlfriend chased me down with pure water.

I came back and wore my flipflops and offer we left for the SOMEWHERE. We strolled through some streets and gardens and towards Dunamis Church. I thought we were going to pray since he wasn't precise about the place we were headed. Suddenly, we passed the church. In all the walkabouts, we were engaged in serious unending gists. From Nigeria problems to Donald Trump wahala and all before we found ourselves inside a hotel.

He asked me to wait for him that he was looking for someone and in my mind, that should be the client for the real estate business. He checked and came back and suggested we had a seat for a while and wait.

We patiently waited and had our phones charged. I wrote some stories while we waited and he read it and shared his insights too. Then I saw my girlfriend walk past us and into somewhere I didn't know. I became uneasy. Shortly, I rose and confirmed what my eyes saw but met her sister there too. A little while, his own fiancé came and met us and sat patiently too.

Then I told my friend that I saw my girlfriend in this hotel and said maybe they came to see a family friend. But on a normal, she would tell where and who was taking them out beforehand. But this time, NOTHING OF SUCH.

My friend said maybe she has explanation to make later. Maybe, it came as emergency and no airtime. I said Yes, it could be the fact.

8:00pm my friend received a call and asked for us to go home that the person wasn't coming anymore. I unplugged my phone and off we made out. Then, he said he'd like to check something around the pool side in the hotel. I followed him....


Immediately I advanced into the arena... There was a chorused scream and shout of HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Guys, my head literally BURST into bits. All the friends I have were in attendance. All... Men and female alike.

So, he knew all along... Something I never envisaged... Something I hadn't experienced... Something I least expected from my girlfriend and her sister because they are barely managing their low income.

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You talk too much...

Guys like you seriously irritates me...

In real life, there are higher tendency that you're below average...

Frigga13:
Kanu is in already... IGBOHO will join him.. is a matter of time.. Gumi will only join if the so southern unity ish is really serious..

No sentiments....

Hoe low foe

Thanks GOD for science


IVF helps

Fool ani awùsá pigs should know that Igboho is not just a man...

Take one down and see hundreds rise.

These ones na the 30% people...

WHAT ABOUT THOSE ONES THAT SMUGGLES ABOUT 70% OF ALL OUR OILS (especially petrol) TO
BENIN REPUBLIC
TOGO
CAMEROON
CHAD AND NIGER,

IS IT THE SAME THING?

Ikwerelastborn:
please stop flushing condoms through the toilet ,it could block it ,after using a condom kindly roll it up and put in the waste bin.I just arrived at a hotel in lagos and saw a used condom inside the DC cistern .its wrong

Or deh
Who told you that's wrong?

You should pick it up from the DC, role it and put it in the bin.

yorubarere:

Tears of aboki. Igboho did nothing and he will sue the govt ass for the illegal Invasion. We are not animals in this country and no cow herders will take us back into the stone age.

And none of you dare touch kanu. I am sure your leaders and elites are aware of that fact. All of us can be mad.

Good response

Woe betide all these fool ani parasitic nomadic savage animals.

Mumu no put price on purpose...

BonPatrick:
Good morning guys I leave alone and I don't know how to cook soup but can cook stew and others so I called my ex girlfriend yesterday and she is married last year so she came we went to market and buy food stuffs and she cooked for me. I want to know if is wrong for a married lady to do that?

Don't worry, you'll understand when your wife start cooking for her ex fuckèrs too ...

Leybari:
Is it not Nigeria police again? what were you expecting? Sorry? ?? ? ? ?

Or deh niẹ

Cabble4:


Since you want to know. Just step out and go to the street, you feel the air, you may also see the stars, the moon. That's by the way.Look at yourself? Why do you have just 2 eyes and not 3 or four, how come you have two hands and not 1 or 4. How come your eyes are on your head and not your anus? If you can answer this question correctly, you will know there is just one God Almighty who created everything. You are just misguided now like most people. But trusth Me, when the Light of God shines in your heart, just Like Paul, you will defend this gospel with your life.

You're being stupid here and it's irritating.
What does having eyes on the head or breast on the stomach got to do with the topic?
Who the fúçk is Paul?
The simple question is, which of the god out of the 5000 gods are you referring to?
Which of the religious book out of about the 200 religious books are you quoting?
What makes you think the god you're referring to is the supreme one? I guess it's because your religious book said so? Is that enough evidence and conviction?

Cabble4:

There is so much unequivocal assertiveness in My submissions which eradicates anything which can suggest I am in doubt or any confusion in the eyes of a wise and intellectual person.
Secondly, throwing abusive words on someone you hardly know doesn't make you wise. You are just projecting your disfunctiinalities towards Me.
I'm so sorry if you are sad! God is your rest if you will just open your heart for Him. He will heal you. Stay bless.

RUBBISH
I know your and that's by the way.


So, I want to understand exactly, which god are you referring to ?
Because at the moment, there are over 5000 god's with different types of religious books (something christains call bible) being worshipped by humans.

Cabble4:

Oh so much anger, pain. Please let go. It wouldn't do you any good.
As said before, Your shadow will only move if you move. It will never jump if you seat down. God doesn't fight with anyone. You just lack the capacity to understand spiritual things.
And again, I have a feeling that, just like Saul turned Paul, you will spear head the propagation of the gospel.
God is your existence, your life, your very being. That's why He is the "I AM".
That's why you can't be this pained with yourself. Let Go of the pains, it destroys OK! Stay bless.

Being ignorant, stupîd and stubbornly foolish, even though your heart is in confusion and doubts is far worse than being in any form of pain and anger
I pray you receive sense

Cabble4:

*So sorry you feel this inexpressible pain. I can only sympathize with you for now.
However, to clarify you. Your shadow can't fight with you. It's absurd to think that or doesn't it?

Well, you can continue to wallow in your ridiculous dogmatic and SENSELESS beliefs

I'll never worship a god who can't control and defeat his own creation.

I'll never worship a blood sucking ritualist god who needs the blood of an innocent man for sacrifice for his appeasement and atonement, just to be able to forgive sins.
That god is worse than all these ritualists gods

Cabble4:

*He is.
*The whole world for now can't see the truth that is hidden in plain sight. Is there anyone whether Pastor who or who, who can say he/she understands clearly and without any question 50% passage of the bible? Of course not! If anyone say yes, he/she is worse than Liar Mohammed. Even the Story of Adam & Eve being told by Satan[The deceiver, The Liar] that, eating the Fruit will make them God and God Himself confirming in Gen:3:22 that they have become God raises so many questions if actually Satan is really who the Bible seems to portray.
*I believe there would come a time, all will be revealed and the Omniscience and Omnipotence of God will be appreciated. Till then, they are at liberty to think and say whatever they feel like because the blindness is intended.

If your god is in constant battle with his own creation, even though he's All-knowing and all-powerful, then your god is stupid and ridiculous.
This also infere that your god is not all-powerful and a.ll-knowing.
If I were your god, I'm sure that I'll do much better.

Bishopkingsley:


I did not write that for you to think God made a mistake

God knows people like you will blame him for what you did wrong he still chose to take the blame

Just like the song put the blame on me

God is in the business of doing good reversing the works of the devil

Lol!
How ridiculous.

This so-called devil ...

Do you know the meaning of omnipresent and omnipotent?

Who created the devil in the first place?
Who knows the beginning, past, present and the future of the devil?
Who knows what the devil can do or will do next?
Who can stop the devil?
Who chose not to stop the devil?

I swear, brain is paining you people...
All of you need brain surgeries...

Bishopkingsley:


That is why God took it upon himself to pay the price for sin and died to save us from Satan

Is your god in constant battle with his own creation (Satan)?

I thought God should be all-powerful and All-knowing?

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Bishopkingsley:


That is why God took it upon himself to pay the price for sin and died to save us from Satan

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Just read the nonsense that you typed.
Try to assimilate and make use of your brain if you have any...
Does what you wrote there make any sense?

So, God made a mistake and payed for his own mistake?

God needs to die to appease himself and forgive sins he created in the first place (God created EVERYTHING, right?)

I think the christain god is the most SENSELESS and idiotic god ever...

RUBBISH

Who created Satan?
Who empowered him?
Who's making him to flourish?

Who can stop him?

Why hasn't God stopped him?

It must be an OSU pig.


USELESS people

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Lovethaa:
I bought this saving box (kolo) around may for my personal use. The plan was to open it at the end of the year but I decided to break it today to see how well I'm doing ...


. Although most times I always forget to put money in it cos am not used to it ..


See what I found today ..I'm just about to count it I kno it is not plenty but it feels like a gift to myself ..who still keeps kolo ?...

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Keep fooling yourself...

Besides, are you a runs girls or a stripper?

SoftChordz:
why is Pi a joke bro, pls enlighten me?

Because pi will never launch.
They are not serious people
Because pi is not different from all of the thousands of shit coins we have at the moment.

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PIMPAR:

Zombie United. Tinubu is ahead of una game.
How can Sunday Igboho who is known PDP member suddenly become a Yoruba freedom fighter in 2021.
The same Sunday Igboho campaigning for PDP in 2019. 2021 is campaigning for Yoruba nation.
Na so una mumu reach

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I know pained and parasitic fool ani people won't stop to spread their propaganda..


Whether you people like it or not, THIS COUNTRY MUST SPLIT!

It's not by force to share same country with useless and corrupt parasites.

Kaypaparino:
Hello Sunday Igboho,
I want to advise you as my Yoruba brother to leave Nigeria and Yoruba to her problems,Let the Government do whatever they want to do with Nigeria. God Almighty has blessed you to be comfortable in life .Only you cannot solve the problem of Yoruba cos people that are betraying you are more than people that supports you..You can only get support from people in Diaspora. Our people ihere are " Ma Jo lo, mo n weyin e" Means be dancing forward and I'm rightly behind you until you waste your life( God forbid)... Where's MKO Abiola today? He fought with his last blood and got killed but nothing happened afterwards... where's the likes of Ken
Saro Wiwa in Niger Delta. See Kanu Nnamdi at the moment? Relax and forget about your struggles . God will see Yoruba through cos only you cannot solve the problem of agigation, how many people have you seeing apart from Prof Akintoye??.. Please face your family and business and live a quiet life. God had helped you to become Successful, You can defeat Federal Government. It's not possible. Our people are wicked. God bless Nigeria..I'm right or wrong?

Forget this nonsense.
Sunday is going nowhere.
He's not a coward and won't take to this nonsense.
Awusa fool ani people, especially the fool anis are ruling with evil, nepotistic and senseless abandon.

WHEN WILL ALL THE NONSENSE STOP?

Something must kill a man.

It will never be well with everyone supporting that pedophilè.

Pedophilès are one of the people I hate the most with passion.
Pedophilès deserve death sentence.

Gyri:
Pi is a new digital currency developed by Stanford PhDs, with over 16 million members worldwide. It is yet to be launched but currently in phase 2/3 in the launching process, so mine now while the offer last.

Stanford university graduates built yahoo and google and now working on pi

Download pi network from playstore use my username (Neyova) as your invitation code.

Ensure that you verify your phone number or Facebook for your mining to be valid. You can verify your phone number or Facebook by click in at the hamburger menu icon at the top left> profile> Verify phone number> manual verification>send the code to the US number there in the app. Or you can still verify through Facebook.

Login everyday and click at mine(at a zigzag sign). You can also interact with admin in the in-app group chat.

Start today because free mining by newbies will soon end. In 2005 bitcoin miner were thought to be foolish but today they are millionaires.

Invitation code ---Neyova

GREAT NEWS!!
Pi finally launched it's wallet!
You can still mine your free coins now before it goes on sale soon.
π1 is projected to go for $100, the next free coins about to blow!
To start mining free download from Google Playstore and use Neyova as your invitation code. It cost you NOTHING!

This is how bitcoin started.
Ensure you visit the app every 24hrs to continue mining.

You're wasting your time.

Pi is a complete joke.

loswhite:
I don't expect less from a goat

What more can one expect from a pig?

FunkyAlhaji2015:
Kai! Black man, who curse you?

This is a kind of thing only a black man would do.

Shut up!
He's BROWN and not black.
Black people don't exist.