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Romance / Re: She Told Me She Was Engaged, Now She Wants Me To Marry Her by OsusTroller: 10:33pm On May 31, 2021
TRUTHISLIFEE:
So I met this girl around my area and I kind of liked her. When I approached her, she was playing hard to get. After a long while, she told me that the only condition for her to date me is if I will not interfere in her relationship as she has been engaged, and that I will let her go peacefully anytime she gets married.

It was a difficult one for me but I gave her my word not to interfere in her relationship and to let her go. Even my elder brother warned me not to spoil that relationship.

We started making out and I kept my word of not interfering in her relationship. Most times we are together and the guy calls, I tell her to pick his call, if their conversation is getting longer, I will simply excuse myself from the scene to allow her talk with her guy freely.

There was a time an old acquaintance of hers showed up and asked her out, She lied to me unknowing to her I was tracing her to the guy's house. When they entered, I called her on phone to enjoy herself that I know where she is. I also let her know that I pity her man as I have nothing to loose in this whole thing/

Fast forward to today, she came to my house and asked me my plans for her, I told her I don't understand as she is engaged. She told me to forget the engagement that I should not use it as an excuse. I told her I will keep to my word and she left angrily. since she got home she has been calling me to agree to marry her.

Make UNA see me see wahala.

You're a useless fool.
Will you like your engaged girl to be used the way you used her? What you don't like or will not take, you dished.
Well done.

You sisters will be used and dumped too by many guys.

Most importantly, you'll end up marrying a WH0RE!
Science/Technology / Re: Meet The 'Talkative' Dinosaur That Roamed Mexico 73 Million Years Ago (Photos) by OsusTroller: 8:39pm On May 31, 2021
DenreleDave:
See expensive lies...73 millions years ago



Bwahahhaaha....... Only múmu will bliv this
Only dumb fools who can enjoy power of science and technology by the cheap phone they used to type this nonsense I'm responding to will not believe it.

Bra, na fufu and toto full your head.

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Science/Technology / Re: Meet The 'Talkative' Dinosaur That Roamed Mexico 73 Million Years Ago (Photos) by OsusTroller: 8:37pm On May 31, 2021
iamyemiakins:
Lori iro
Or deh
Politics / Re: 2023: Yahaya Bello's Supporters In Nassarawa Inaugurate Leaders by OsusTroller: 7:24pm On May 31, 2021
happiness32:
Yahaya Bello is gaining massive support across this country


Wow
Keep fooling yourself.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Paid and senseless supporter you mean
Politics / Re: #SitAtHome: The Ever Busy Aroma Junction, Awka Deserted (Pictures, Video) by OsusTroller: 7:11pm On May 31, 2021
hammerDK:
ANY RIGHT THINKING IGBO MAN, KNOWS IT IS JUST AND RIGHT TO REMEMBER 5MILLION PEOPLE THAT DIED DURING BIAFRA WAR.


IT IS JUST AND RIGHT TO REMEMBER ALL THOSE THAT HAVE PERISHED IN THIS CONTRAPTION CALLED NIGERIA.



WE MUST REMEMBER OUR OWN.
If you like, write your nonsense with capatal instead of capital letters, it won't change the fact that na fufu full your head.
No be only 5million, na 5 billion.
Politics / Re: IPOB Members Assault People Who Didn't Stay At Home (Video) by OsusTroller: 7:05pm On May 31, 2021
Northernblood3:
Dont die throway ontop IPOB matter.

Biafra has come to stay no terrorist can stop that. Not even these Fulani securities pretending to be ESN can do that.

I partially love what these fulani terrorists did to that greedy Igbo man sha. If you cant sacrifice a day to remember people Awolowo and Gowon starved to death, then you deserve whatever situation you find yourself today

I support Biafra and Odua independence 100% but I think you're stupîd for this post. Do you know why the man was even outside?
Did they border to ask
These are just senseless thugs.
What if the man is in an emergency situation?
Nairaland / General / Re: Help Needed On Getting Rid Of Snakes by OsusTroller: 7:00pm On May 31, 2021
ekene101:
Thank God you killed the one trying to swallow that lizard,it is bad omen for a snake to swallow lizard in the presence of a person, it means death was about to take someone you know but your quick intervention have saved that person.
Some people will call this superstitious belief,but it's real. Especially if you have a sick or pregnant relation.
Rubbish

Na fufu you dey always chop?

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Celebrities / Re: Mopol Slaps Suruche's Girlfriend At Atican Beach Resort Hotel In Lagos (Video) by OsusTroller: 6:57pm On May 31, 2021
Ishilove:
It is like you have been paid by Suruche to promote him.
Is brain paining you?
Is that all you got to say

Smh
Politics / Re: Sit At Home,the Notorious Unknown Gun Men Take Over The Street.pics by OsusTroller: 1:45pm On May 31, 2021
Lol

Odua and Biafra must work!

Shame on fool ani abokey savage animals

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Politics / Re: What Is The Benefit Of An Hausa Man In The Present Day Nigeria by OsusTroller: 8:26am On May 31, 2021
[s]
Rossiminku:


Look at this illiterate blowing hot temper with utter BS.

No, we don't quantify agric contribution to GDP by saying ''come to my farm! I sell 1,000 eggs a day!''

We do it by empirical research of the entire country, to come out with credible figures, using respected international sources like Statista.

Agricultural activities of households in Nigeria 2019, by zone and type

Published by Simona Varrella, Sep 4, 2020

''According to the results of a survey conducted in 2019, agricultural activities in Nigeria were more widespread in North than in South. Especially, 83.6 percent of households living in the North East of the country declared to practice crop farming. Similarly, 68.6 percent of households in the same region owned or rose livestock. On the other hand, the South West of Nigeria recorded the lowest percentage of households participating in agricultural activities. In total, crop farming was practiced by about 70 percent of Nigerian households.''

https://www.statista.com/statistics/1119613/households-participating-in-agricultural-activities-in-nigeria-by-zone-and-type/

You ''don't need the north for anything''?

Not according to scholarly research.

[/s]
You're just too dumb and I won't grant you the privilege of my time anymore.

If your people are not afraid of starving to death when we break up, why are your useless elders afraid of referendum?
Everyone is smart enough to know now that you guys are leeches and parasites.
Even with all the money your people steal, 95% of all the beggars we have in this country are still your people.
We are talking about realities and what is attainable and this ignoramus is making references to rubbish statistics probably cooked up by one useless quota-system abokey fool.
A fool ani abokey fool will prefer to gather 10k for transportation from not to Lagos, Ogun, Oyo, phy etc to beg for halms, instead of even farming and making themselves useless to the society. Thank God I don't give them money again and I even encourage others not to give them anything.

We don't need you guys for anything!
We won't even buy your food is we can't grow enough. We'd prefer to buy from Benin Republic, Togo and Cameroon.
Politics / Re: What Is The Benefit Of An Hausa Man In The Present Day Nigeria by OsusTroller: 6:23am On May 31, 2021
Rossiminku:


Are you aware that Agriculture, not oil, is the biggest contributor to our annual GDP of 450 billion USD?

The north is the epicentre of Agriculture, with no rivals.

You have no idea how much of the food you consume daily comes from the north, from vegetables to tomatoes, onions and meat.

Without them, ie those people you call parasites, you would literally starve.

It's either you're mentally unstable or just in a vegetative state.
Nigeria's 70-98% source of income since the 1980s has been from crude oil. So I don't know which agriculture you're talking about.
The north is literally surviving off of SE, SW and SS money.
All those infrastructures you're seeing in Abuja, Kaduna and Kano is at least 90% funded by crude oil money.

Do you think it's only the north that farms?

You guys are completely useless.
To hell with the north and it's foods.

Do you know how much of farming that takes place in
Ogun
Ọyọ
Osun etc?
Even in Lagos, go to Epe and Badagry...

Even in my small family's farm, we produce and sell out at least 15-20 crates of eggs DAILY!!!
We farm and sell out thousands of chickens yearly.
Who needs your onions and tomatoes when I can grow them in my farm? The worst that could happen if we separate is for us to even buy from Benin Republic, Cameroon, Togo etc at least if we don't have enough WITH OUR OIL MONEY!
Lagos and Ondo has oil!

Dubai, UAE, Saudi etc doesn't have farmable lands. They rely on crude oil too but buys some of the best foods in the world daily from other countries.

We don't need the north for ANYTHING!

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Religion / Re: Why Didn't God Punish Germany For The Holocaust? by OsusTroller: 9:41pm On May 30, 2021
Because he doesn't give a shit.

The same way he allowed Genghis khan, Faroahs and others to flourish.


God is not what we think of him/her/it

God is beyond that book stories...

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TV/Movies / Re: At This Age, See The Type Of Movie nollywood Is Producing by OsusTroller: 9:39pm On May 30, 2021
I can't say much now.

Over to the person below
Politics / Re: What Is The Benefit Of An Hausa Man In The Present Day Nigeria by OsusTroller: 9:35pm On May 30, 2021
They are all useless parasites.

I can't tolerate to continue sharing the same country with those useless evil savages. My apologies to the few good ones.

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Science/Technology / Re: This Caterpillar’s Camouflage Is On Another Level (Photos) by OsusTroller: 9:24pm On May 30, 2021
rottennaija:


Instead of looking for a constructive way to portray your ideas (or lack of it), you look for who to call stupid. Smh
I'm not always apologetic or repentant to call stupid people stupid.
Even in science, we believe in CAUSE AND EFFECTS. WE ALSO BELIEVE THAT FOR EVERY ACTION, THERE'S EQUAL AND OPPOSITE REACTION...

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Romance / Re: He Confessed Having A Child While In 200level. by OsusTroller: 9:21pm On May 30, 2021
Natasha2:

If you had just a little bit of sense perhaps you would have understood my post, maybe you should go back and read her previous post alongside the follow up.

You must be mistaken me for your father...
Ọmọ irankiran
Romance / Re: GUYS!! Do This When She Tries To Deny You Sex!!(repost) - Redpill by OsusTroller: 8:29pm On May 30, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
My sisters? Thats too low of you men, try my mother!
Your mother should be retired Already... cheesy

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Science/Technology / Re: This Caterpillar’s Camouflage Is On Another Level (Photos) by OsusTroller: 8:27pm On May 30, 2021
rottennaija:


You mean the intelligent created sat down, designed all part of it, the internal system, the DNA, RNA, chromosomes, respiratory system, nervous systems etc, then began the process of producing different parts and then assembling them?

Or the intelligent designer simply willed it into existence?
No, it designed itself and just happened! Just by chance and coincidence...


How stupîd can you people be?

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Romance / Re: GUYS!! Do This When She Tries To Deny You Sex!!(repost) - Redpill by OsusTroller: 8:23pm On May 30, 2021
TheGidRedpiller:
So she's over at your place, you try to touch her and she's like "No, i don't want to have sex" Or "I'm not in the mood", bro you are a complete fool if you act all nice and maybe even say "I respect your choice" You are a full blown simp! DON'T BUY THAT SHIIT!

She is not on her period and she is not stressed out because of work or other work related things! The fact that she's in your house without the above barriers simply shows she is capable of having sex or maybe even h0rny in the first place!
If she is denying you sex at this point, it is simply because she wants to manipulate you into something that would only favour her(makavelism)
So instead of falling for this nonsense,pick up your phone and call another girl(you can also fake this) right in front of her and tell her to leave because another chick is coming to replace her! If she is sensible enough she would give you what you want or just leave(this way you have gotten rid of the time wasting b1tch)¿

TRP IS GOLDEN!!!
Really?
Lol! Nairaland land kid's section...
Is that what guys are doing to your sisters?

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Autos / Re: Toks Toyota Matrix 2010 Morel Price 2.4m by OsusTroller: 6:27pm On May 30, 2021
Foreign used keel you there


Ole

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Romance / Re: Imagine (photo) by OsusTroller: 6:26pm On May 30, 2021
salam8528:
look at this mumu am stating the obvious and u are here deceiving yourself and who told u everyone is a job hunter like u? If u pressurize ur state governor I swear he can threaten those electricity distribution company. El-rufai has done it and still doing it. As for road not sllvroad are Federal road but as usual ur illiterate brain will not let u know that. Charity begins at home face it or leave it.
Woe betide that your useless life.
Dumb fool. You're stating the rubbish.
Go and pressure your state governor to give light and build refineries nau.
Romance / Re: He Confessed Having A Child While In 200level. by OsusTroller: 6:21pm On May 30, 2021
Natasha2:
Alas the truth is unfolding. I knew there had to be some sort of family somewhere.
What's this one saying?

Nonsense all for ftc
Romance / Re: He Confessed Having A Child While In 200level. by OsusTroller: 6:20pm On May 30, 2021
Okay?

So what?
Romance / Re: South African Lady Go Fully Unclad In This Video 18+ by OsusTroller: 6:18pm On May 30, 2021
Fool and quacky nonsense
Crime / Re: Imo Police Uncover Illegal Petroleum Depot by OsusTroller: 5:06pm On May 30, 2021
grin

What is the meaning of illegal depot?


Fool ani abokey people should mind their business. Nobody is asking questions about their zamfara gold mines any longer.

The oil belongs to them, let dem do whatever they like with it.

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Career / Re: Meet Maira Bashir El-Kanemi Who Started Flying Aircraft At 17 (Photos) by OsusTroller: 4:36pm On May 30, 2021
kazzbab:

you and your likes are always blind to what is good about everything, only discouraging others, yet, remaining downtrodden.
Your kid sis bla...bla...bla...who heard her name? Abi na toy cars you think say we dey talk?
bad belle crew.....shior.
Dearmorón
Just because you were deaf to hear her name doesn't mean others didn't hear her name. Just as it's not about how many likes you get hear...
Politics / Re: #SurulereUnderSiege: Lagos APC LGA Primaries Turn Violent, 2 Feared Dead by OsusTroller: 10:17pm On May 29, 2021
TotoGame:
Oduduwa miscreants......



Ordinary LG election primaries......they are killing themselves

Cursed region
When na toto full brain..

I blame and pity your parents...
Romance / Re: Imagine (photo) by OsusTroller: 9:27pm On May 29, 2021
salam8528:
If u are serious start from your local government then to ur state governor. Stop blaming other tribe or region for ur poverty hold ur close representative responsible not that person far away.
Or deh.
Na close representative go fix light, repair refineries and construct good roadd nau.

How can you ever get a good job when you still reason like this?
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Agitators Open Idiroko Border, Disarm Security Operative by OsusTroller: 9:25pm On May 29, 2021
Jostoman:
you guys should stop all this rubbish must you people put Igboho in everything that happen in Yoruba land people are hungry and dying of hunger can't you people see the handwriting on the wall.
Is this one normal?
Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Agitators Open Idiroko Border, Disarm Security Operative by OsusTroller: 6:19pm On May 29, 2021
thebosstrevor1:


Yeah, it must separate online
Keep fooling yourself.
I have been mobilising and sensitising people around me since last year not to give any useless abokey, fool ani and almajiri aka beggars people from the north any halms since last year. We now know that they are useless lazy PARASITES.

After their elites steal all the money in the country, cause boko-haram to cause trouble thereby displaying them, they now run to SW, SS and SE to still beg us for money.
IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH ALL OF THEM.
IT WILL NEVER BE WELL WITH ONE-NIGERIA.

You think it's a joke right?
Unknown gun men
Sunday Igboho
Yoruba nation agitator
ESN
IPOB etc is online abi?

I pity Una. grin

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Agitators Open Idiroko Border, Disarm Security Operative by OsusTroller: 6:11pm On May 29, 2021
[s]
thebosstrevor1:
How did they open the border?

Do these people think border belongs to yoruba people.

The border is a federal government property not yoruba AGITATORS properties.

The federal government needs to arrest these insane people for economic sabotage and make them a scape goat,

We are lawless in this country because people don't understand the consequences of their actions.

[b]Let me add that these AGITATORS are mumu, if you open border, the other country bordering you cant still enter the country with goods, these yoruba agitators just open the borders for smugglers, car snatchers and gun runners [/s]

Or deh
Go call hisbah make them arrest dem nau.

Una never see anything yet.

This country must separate by fire by force.

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Politics / Re: Yoruba Nation Agitators Open Idiroko Border, Disarm Security Operative by OsusTroller: 6:09pm On May 29, 2021
SangoOlukosoOba:
Dunce agitators championed by an exceptionally foolish leader.
Or deh

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