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See comments: some people say their generation don dey the gate business

Deestro:
Lmao of course not.

Ok o, I wish you Good luck then

Deestro:
I can't wait to slay like this at her age lol

Are you sure your body wouldn't have given up by the time you get to 40+?!

Crush like no other
At 40 body still banging

nwaanambra1:
thank you bros.

but she will still need jamb to gain admission in nigeria ba?

pls can any body if this post is accurate. just for the sake of our younger ones.

Jamb will be history

nwaanambra1:
pls bro can you elaborate more on the highlighted.


How will A-level improve her life?

See for this 9ja first of all, she'll get into any school in this this country be it UNN o, UNIBEN, UI, UNIPORT, UNILAG e.t.c fyi sef, those in charge of screening won't think twice before giving her admission and not just ordinary admission but admission into the school's 200l, at any time she could use that certificate(make she decide say she no wan further now and 10-100 years after, she decides to go to school, she'll still get that admission, 100% banker).
Universities abroad will give her scholarship (no be yamayama university o! Correct one like Harvard, Leeds, Cambridge, Oxford etc), they'll instantly send mail to her and her family.....
She can even add the certificate to her CV if she's to look for job

Toilet girl

She should just do A level if her parents get like N250k, am very sure she'll do good in it, trust me if she do am pass out with flying colours then her case is settled

martineverest:
taxify

Ok ok is taxify that became bolt?

Lolzzz my belle o! Which kyn insult be this na, how can they say he looks like simi

I don't know why everything about toke makinwa dey reach FP, I can bet with one of my balls say this one to go still make to fp, e be like say one mod deeeey....hmm let me not talk

I thought it was bolt

grandstar:
What's Albion?

England na

Aystarz:
Can't blame them though. We all saw the guy play at the just concluded AFCON and he didn't exactly do much for CIV.

Which player plays better in AFCON than their club games, so as salah didn't play well in Egypt's match, does that make him a poor player

grandstar:
Wrong. Most British people aren't religious.My brother who had stayed in Britain for 17 years at a time said he can count the number of times he has been to a church over that period on his fingers. He does believe in God.

Ok but most thing about Albion's history fight was all about Christianity

Hmm nawa! If he has opportunity and comes out again he'll do what he said o! Him and the rest of the members.
*Note: those officers and their family members needs to be under surveillance 24/7....
Anyways what do you expect that's what the police has reduced themselves to in this country.
They should give themselves respect, No! They would be looking N50 that they'll be taking from motorists and all...

To me o, i think the little boy is controlling the chain because.....*read the write up again and try to comprehend* (i no get strength to dey type)

MyGeneration:
what abt nigerian police

65% na Muslims, 34% na Christians and 1% na atheist

ChemBrodar:


I'm sure I'm older

Ok o, anyways make e just end there

tstx:
Because they need right thinking individuals policing them..... Not tbat all religious people don't think right... But majority doesn't.. Nigeria is a typical example

Big man, na Nigerians, even Africans in general dey spoil Christianity o!
I believed a UK police officer would have told him to be carful of what he's saying rather than saying "ride on preacher!" (Like an African Christian police officer would say) or "nobody wants to hear this" (as an atheist would say)

ChemBrodar:


You're my namesake, I no go talk.

Lolzzz it depends on who's older, if i old pass you then we go conclude say your parents steal the name from me and vice versa

OTayobami:
Men sha! We can behave like animal once we are interested in one

olamakinde:
i am a fixed animal

Done and dusted

I don't know why majority of people recruited into the UK and US police are always atheists and sadists

carlos1:
Who b we

You think say i no see you dey chop dog that time wey you dey prove to Ekanem say you love her, that time wey you dey toast that calabar babe ba?
And and all of una for una family na dog lovers...
I swear i go tell ya papa!

Omo! That guy that said "Kenyans had to bleach to be like Ghanaians" keeld me lolzzz

sparta191:
Hope he's not a one season wonder like renato sanchez

He's not

People be talking trash, say Bale shouldn't laugh at Zidane, with all due respect to Zidane, he shouldn't have behaved the way he did to Bale...i mean! Do you know what this guy has done for you and even before you started coaching Madrid? I can remember vividly to UCL finals how Bale came through for Madrid, if i were him(Bale) I'll even laugh more than that

Imagine trash coming out from a teacher's mouth!!
"I ask her about what Samuel reported, initially she kept mute and later agreed to it upon pressure....."
So even if it happened this way sef! The next thing was to try sleep with her ba? Your own student (secondary school) o! Bia oga! You need serious flogging before dem go judge you case

Dino: Dem (Masses) dey complain, no be change dem dey find?
Festus: Abeg o! Sorry for them o

Lolzzz no be you wan chop crocodile cake? Why you dey complain again na? Ozuor!

EVILFOREST:
U want his KIDS to learn how to MURDER someone abiii

But nawa for una sef o! Won't the kids still learn how to murder someone with the knife he was using before
Am confused!

Dozie32:
Arsenal winger! You mean the former Kano pillers coach?

He's from UK o, don't mind the op