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keandre:
Nymphidis

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6. Who hated the appearance of a serpent?

geoworldedu:
guilty

15pts

5. How did Murmoh feel after having sex?

geoworldedu:
Murmoh

12pts

4. Which of the sons of God on earth was the first to have sex?

ebiagtales:
Murmoh

3pts

3. Which of the sons of God did not raise his finger to create something?

Rapmoney:
The height at which people have gone to all in the name of taking selfies is alarming! Very soon, we will start seeing people taking selfies while they are dying! To me, this is a complete disrespect for God...no fear sef?

I think this is the work of Photoshop. Funny though.

Arsewipemod:
Sharapppp!

Epic
But not relevant

CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE

1. A son of Reverad called Natosh was one of the gods who ruled in the continent of Ephradite. Now Natosh and other gods and goddesses in the land were Coyote, Bototo, Nerrivik, Sedna, Yaya, Gaol and hundreds of others.
2. Now Natosh had been chosen to be the chief of all the gods in the continent of Ephradite. And they made some homos in the lands. Now Natosh began to think, saying, all the things which are done in this continent are not good.
3. For some kill their fellow for food. And some take the wives which belonged to others. Now shall I leave this land, because many of my brothers themselves are corrupt. For they rape the virgins among the homo erectuses. And they kill their husbands.
4. Now I Natosh shall leave this land bodily, but I shall come again to end the sins of this land. Now Sakom, who was the wife of Natosh said, why do you worry your head so much for this land. Let them do what they feel is good for them.
5. Now Natosh said, I cannot bear it. This land is corrupt, therefore let me leave and when I return, I shall fight against their evil and overcome it.
6. Then did Natosh depart the earth and none of the gods knew where he went.
7. Now a god whose name was Gaol was made the ruler of the gods in that continent. And Gaol took Sakom and put her in a cage which he had made of iron, for he said, when Natosh was the chief god, he fought against me. And because you, wife of Natosh, have refused my advances towards you to be my wife, I shall punish you in this world and also in the world beyond.
8. Now when Sakom was in the cage, she wept, saying, O Natosh, let your soul be tuned to mine. Come back to the earth to save me from this torment of Gaol. All the gods did submit to the rulership of Gaol, for he has made them see evil as good.
9. And all the gods did go about doing evil.
10. Now when Sakom had remained in the cage of Gaol for about two years, Gaol came and opened her cage and cast an old male homo into the same cage where she was. For he had thought to torment Sakom with the sight of the ugly old man. And Gaol said, Sakom, take him for a husband, or else I shall put death to your life and take your soul to Gaol, which is my abode in the world beyond.
11. Now when Sakom saw the old male homo, she folded up in shame, but the man came close to her to caress her neck.
12. Now the old man said, O Sakom, do not fear.
13. When Sakom heard it, she said, how do you know my name?
14. Then did the man say, I am Natosh. I have heard your request and so have I come in the form of an old man to save you from this place.
15. Now Sakom doubted him, saying, you heard my name from the mouth of Gaol. If you are Natosh, then show yourself in his real appearance.
16. Now when the man heard it, he said, turn your face to the wall and you shall see my image on the wall. For I shall not bodily transform to Natosh on earth, because I have said that Napi shall be me on earth.
17. Now when Sakom turned her face towards the wall, it was as if the reflection of Napi had appeared on it. But now the image formed on the wall was that of Natosh and not Napi.
18. Now when Sakom saw it, she rushed towards the wall and kissed it. Then Napi said, why do you kiss my image, instead of my real self? Now come and kiss me and not the wall.
19. Now did Sakom turn around and looked at Napi, but he appeared very ugly and old. Then Sakom said, you are too old to receive a precious kiss from me. Now let me continue to kiss your image on the wall.
20. Now did Napi say, do you not think that my image on the wall is the true reflection of me? For all the things which I have in my body when I was on earth before are still in me till now.
21. Now Sakom turned and hugged Napi. And they kissed. And the heat of the body of Napi was as the heat of the body of Natosh when he was on earth before. And the inner smell of his breath was also the same as that of Natosh.
22. And Sakom held him tight, saying, you are still my love. The body does not matter, but the spirit in it is it which matters more.
23. Now when Gaol checked to see if Sakom had refused Napi, she saw that they were cuddled up together with each other. And Gaol shouted, Sakom, wife of Natosh, what is this that you have done? How did you bring yourself low to pollute your body with the romance you have had with this poor old beggar whom I picked in a dungeon?
24. Now O Sakom, you are no more as precious as I have deemed you in my sight. And the royal punishment which I have thought to reserve for you, I have kept it back for myself. For you have stooped so low to take an homo erectus with you as a lover. And you made blind eyes to the ugliness of him.
25. Now get yourself ready to leave this place with him. And do not come again to this land.
26. So did Gaol send both Sakom and Napi out of the prison, but he did not know that Napi was Natosh the husband of Sakom.

Elohim1:

@otemanuduno This Happened When The Bible Was Being Compiled!! Natalius Has A Different View On Christ From Eusebious Do U Think Eusebious Could Have Attacked Him During in His Dream Giving The Fact That We Eusebious Wasn't Dead Then Can Someone Living Attack Someone In Dream??

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Another member of the group was a man named Natalius, who was induced to become the bishop of the group when he was told that he would receive 150 denarii a month for his troubles (a sizable amount of money at the time). But then in an interesting anecdote we are told that Natalius was driven from the sect by an act of God, who sent him some very graphic nightmares in which he “was whipped all night long by holy angels and suffered severely, so that he got up early, put on sackcloth, sprinkled himself with ashes, and without a moment’s delay prostrated himself in tears before the Roman bishop Zephyrinus” (Eusebius, Church History 5.28)

Yes, someone can send dreams to a fellow through meditation. During strong meditation, the spirit of someone can get out of his body to meet the victim he/she wishes to attack. Meditation in itself is a strong way of putting your inner self to use. You can use it to get into a trance and receive revelations.

Now concerning what Eusebius wrote, it's possible that Natalius was indeed whipped in his dream. While he was sleeping, his antagonist was busy meditating and imagining such thing happening to him. Then he saw the dream and assumed that those people flogging him were indeed angels of God.

When I heard my own experience also, I opened a thread on Nairaland, saying that I HAVE SURRENDERED, but then Eartum came back to me to explain that those are mere dreams being made to scare antagonists out.

It is this same strategy some Christian apologists use to make ATHEISTS CONVERT TO CHRISTIANITY. you'll be surprised when an atheist will suddenly wake up one day and say that he saw Jesus in his dream. Then he!/she will convert to Christianity because of such false vision.

some pastors also send dreams to their members to make them either come to their church for deliverance or to make them believe that they are REAL MEN OF GOD. For example, when I was still a Christian, I do see my pastor preaching deep into my sleep, but when I changed, the next time I heard the pastor preaching in my dream, what he was saying began to sound like NONSENSE in my ears. Why? Because my waking consciousness now see all pastors as upholding falsehood, so their whatever in my subconscious cannot make sense anymore.

Same thing applied to the dream of seeing someone attacking me in dreams which I always chase away by shouting JESUS. But when I dreamt again, seeing an attacker in my dream, I used my own name instead of Jesus name and that supposed attacker still fled like before. Why? Because I have conditioned my mind in the waking consciousness to the fact that I AM INVINCIBLE TO SPIRITUAL ATTACK. Then my subconscious made me use my own name to chase the supposed attacker away.

I AM WORKING ON MAKING A DREAM THAT CAN CURE SICKNESSES. THAT DREAM WILL BE SUCH THAT WHENEVER A SICK PERSON DREAMS IT, HIS SOUL AND HIS BODY WILL SUBMIT TO THE FACT THAT HE/SHE HAS BEEN HEALED, ACCORDING TO THAT DREAM. THEN THIS WILL HASTEN THE HEALING PROCESS FOR THE PERSON IN REALITY.

larrybee2017:
The last time I check your sanity it was still missing. Hope you get to find it

Omolara, I am not mad. You will know this in the future. I AM OTEM, SENT TO REVEAL ALL THE MYSTERIES IN THE LOST AND HIDDEN SCROLLS.

Busuyib:
Father forgive them for they do not know what they are doing.

Are you praying to Reverad or who?

[quote author=larrybee2017 post=47513113][/quote]Domino Reverad the father of Jehovah is here. Let Jehovah bow down before his father.

2. Who made tiny creatures unseen by the eyes of the homos?

geoworldedu:
Murmoh

9pts

1. Which son of God refused to put his brain to work?

CHAPTER SIX

1. Millions of years had passed and we all remained how we were.

2. Whatever was made do not grow older or multiply and things do not die except a force is responsible for its death.

3. We, the six priests who explored the earth, with the exception of Murmoh, have all made several creatures for our pleasure.

4. It was Chaleb who amazed us all by creating tiny creatures which the eyes of every other creatures of the great bang could not see.

5. Even the beasts and the birds we made were all not able to see the tiny creatures created by Chaleb. Even Mother Earthus could not see the creatures because she was also a product of the great bang.

6. I Eartum preferred the waters and I made many fishes into the seas and oceans. They were as harmless as cool breeze when I made them.

7. Murmoh was the only son of God who refused to put his brain to work.

8. He refused to raise a finger to create something.

9. Nymphidis created fire. He was so much glad with his creations. He also created forces which slaps against each other to produce sparkles when there was rain of water upon the earth.

10. Chaleb also made tiny insects which the eyes can see. They have wings too which are even lighter than those of the birds.

11. They were not also affected by the force of Earthus.

12. Ephradite wondered why all the living creatures that flew off the earth and fell back to us when Earthus pulled them back were all frozen dead even before they landed on the soil.

13. Ephradite felt something must be responsible for their death up in space. He took one of his creatures in his hands and flew to space.

14. (Ephradite specialised in creating creeping beasts).

15. Ephradite created a very long creeping beast without legs and took it with him to space.

16. The beast died while up in space and Ephradite angrily threw it down from space.

17. The elongated beast fell into Nymphidis' cultivated garden and some of its kinds as offspring came out of it unknown to Nymphidis. Then they hid in the garden of Nymphidis.

18. Nymphidis at the first time loathed the appearance of the elongated thing which was serpent.

19. When Ephradite first made the serpents, Nymphidis complained grievously and set some of them on fire.

20. He had great phobias for them which no one understood why.

21. It was for the intent of destroying Ephradite's serpent that Nymphidis made the first fire he made.

22. Ephradite returned to earth to take some beasts with him. He took some serpents and also begged Euclydes to take some of the beasts and homos he made with him to space.

28. Ephradite took two homos named Galina and Emanor by Euclydes. He took his serpents called Luzor and Ahaim with him also. He also decided to take some very tiny reptiles with him, which he made also. He wrapped them in a leaf. Then he took a bird named Parakreet by Largas.

29. Ephradite soared skyward and got to space. Not long Galina and Emanor dropped to the earth first. Lo, they were cold-dead.

30. The bird named Parakreet was also let down from space because it was cold-dead too. Soon the serpents fell and Nymphidis sent fire to consume them immediately, dead or not.

31. We began to expect Ephradite to let down the worms he took with him in the leaves. Lo, we didn't see them fall.

32. Did they survive the killing effect of space? we began to ask ourselves the questions.

33. We expected Ephradite to return to tell us that the worms(the shelly ones and the non-shelly ones) survived in space but it was not so.

34. When we thought that it was Ephradite we found returning to earth, we were shocked when an object from space landed powerfully into the earth and went deep into the soil.

35. More of these objects began to fall to the earth, killing many of our beast.

36. A massive one fell on the tip of mother Earthus' toenails and chopped off her long toenails. She cried in pain.

37. Soon Ephradite returned from space with a grieved face.

38. We immediately held him at ransom, for we thought that he was the one who threw down the stars, comets and asteroids which had fallen straight into the core of the earth.

39. Ephradite denied this and said he saw them fall too.

40. My worms had fallen! Ephradite lamented. They were the only ones who survived the space while I was up there. I threw down the rest of the beasts when they died.

41. But only my worms survived. They didn't die, the shelly ones and the non-shelly ones. The leaves into which I kept them loosed and they split off the leaves to different directions.

42. Nymphidis got angry at Ephradite for mentioning the worms when actually the earth was endangered by the fall of the stars and other bodies in space.

43. How is a worm so important to us than all these creatures which are dead?

44. Behold, If I get hold of your worms, I shall put them in the unquenchable fire which I have begun to make! Nymphidis said in fury.

45. You dare not! Ephradite defied him. I need to have my worms so I can know why they survived the space.

46. And so Ephradite searched for years for his worms thereafter but could not find them.

CHAPTER SEVEN
THE FIRSTBORN OF THE LIVING

1. Mother Earthus was fed up with the intimidations of Nymphidis such that she decided to walk far away from him.

2. We, the sons of God, begged her to stay and she obliged. However, I suggested to her that she reduced her pulling force buried in the earth such that its impact does not go too far.

3. Earthus agreed and decreased the impact of the force by two-third such that the impact do not get felt in the second stairs of space.

4. Nymphidis soon began to compel Murmoh to approach Earthus and lie with her (in those days no one had lain with the opposite gender).

5. Murmoh was afraid to do it until Nymphidis convinced him to do it.

6. I heard Reverad when he said that this is acceptable to him, Nymphidis said.

7. But he mentioned your name, not Murmoh's name. He said that you should do it, not Murmoh, Chimides defended Murmoh his friend.

8. Yes the great Reverad said so, but I feel that since Murmoh has done nothing all his life, then this should be his first feat, Nymphidis said.

9. Now Nymphidis was only clever, for he feared doing it himself.

10. Nymphidis convinced us all into accepting that Murmoh was the right son of God to do that.

11. Murmoh wept and trembled as he entered in with Mother Earthus and slept with her, thereby taking away her long-kept virginity.

12. Murmoh was cold after doing it and he wept as he felt great power had gone out of him. He told it to us and we all laughed.

13. How was the taste of it? Nymphidis asked playfully.

14. I felt I have lost some of my powers, Murmoh complained.

15. What use is power to you, O Murmoh? Nymphidis raised up his voice. You only store power without using them.

16. Murmoh kept silent for a week in sorrow for he felt guilty doing it with Earthus.

17. Earthus soon began to have her womb rise up and we feared that the liquid released into her body by Murmoh was only a poison to her soul.

18. We were all amazed when a giant homo with furs arose. Earthus had given birth.

19. The furs were dark like scarlet and the creature seemed too ugly for our liking. He had some resemblance to Murmoh who was black in complexion too(the only one among us who was having a dark complexion).

20. Thus we had the first homo to be born by flesh and not by the impact of the bang. He is called Faulkin, the firstborn of all creatures.

21. Faulkin was of great stature as he grew. Soon we began to see Mother Earthus' womb rise again after a while.

22. We had no idea who impregnated her this time around but Murmoh said he had no idea who did this at this time.

23. Mother Earthus herself testified that she did not know who slept with her because she was probably drunk with wine from Chimides' vineyard.

24. It went down thus until Earthus gave birth to a female of her kind. She looked fair and beautiful enough that we were all tempted to claim it as ours.

25. Nymphidis and Ephradite claimed they own it. Chimides claimed it too but I and Murmoh kept silent about it.

26. A great conflict ensued between Euchlydes and Nymphidis over the ownership of baby Waldis, according to the name she was called by Mother Earthus herself.

27. Faulkin himself loved baby Waldis so much that he fell in love with her.

28. Euchlydes and Nymphidis fought over the ownership of Waldis for over a decade.

29. Nymphidis fought with fire, thunder and lightnings while Euchlydes fought majorly with his reptiles--serpents and worms.

30. In the fight, Nymphidis set his fire on Euchlydes' serpents and worm but only the serpents died while the worms survived.

31. Euchlydes began to think that the same thing which killed his beasts in space must have been responsible for the death of the serpents in the fire, but his worms did not die again in the fire too.

32. Their fights ended after Faulkin and Waldis were suddenly discovered missing.

33. Nymphidis thought Faulkin must have taken Waldis away into a faraway place for her safety, but I, Eartum, thought Faulkin must have taken her away to have her as his own alone because I perceived he loved her greatly.

34. Earthus mourned the loss of her children for days which rolled into years.

naijadeyhia:
Yeah thats true but you are delusionaly funny.

Whichever way, all I know is that no god(not even Yahweh) can stop the kingdom of using the brain which Reverad their father honours.

USE UR BRAIN AND WORSHIP NO GOD.

naijadeyhia:
Yeah they are verifiable when looked at from planet Uranus.

You're funny

naijadeyhia:
Keep up with your fabrications. Maybe someday you will begin to believe yourself.

Everything I say here is the truth and nothing more. How do you think a man like me will write all these without actually seeing? Check Songs Of Otem chapter six and tell me if I have said anything which are not verifiable.

omogerohprecious:
When did Chelsea win Newcastle 5-1 last season.
I can only remember Newcastle beating man city 5-1 last season.
According to u, u posted those predictions not prophecies on the 1st of January. By then, wasn't it obvious messi was going to win ballon D'or? They won the treble for Christ sake.

Leicester city were top of the league by January so from epl history they would surely end up TOP FOUR

Messi to win is obvious and it is also part of my 'Predictions' which I call meditative prophecy or URIM in the DOCTUFOS and it has never been seen to include the obvious in the URIMS just like all your so-called pastors do.
Leicester City in January 1 was not first but second. Arsenal was first. http://www.sportskeeda.com/football/day-comparing-premier-league-table-1-january-2015-2016

Chelsea won Newcastle 5-1 exactly as I said http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/35510139

NOw if you have read the DOCTUFOS, it is Clearly stated there that there are two types of prophecies: 1. Urim. 2. Thummim

And also, no man can predict the future and get it all the time. Why it is so is that things we see during meditations may be a result of what will happen in a future which is not the immediate future and such could be very hard to know.

Now after meditating, whatever we see is given to us by the power of the brain. That is called URIM. but whatever we receive directly from the KNOWLEDGE OF GOD is what we called THUMMIM, like in the case of Chelsea winning Newcastle 5-1. THe Thummim can never be wrong but the URIM can be. Reasons why Apostle Sulaiman always give prophecies that never come to pass. He is operating on the URIM.


Yes

naijadeyhia:
I thought you said we cannot find the name of your god of the universe yet his sons name is there? Young man if confusion and delusion is part of your DNA do not infect others with it.

When exactly did I say that we cannot find the name of OUR GOD? HIS NAME IS 'LORD' IN WHATEVER IT MAY BE INTERPRETED AS IN YOUR LANGUAGE. well, Chapter six of the SONG OF OTEM is ready and you shall Now realise that the names of our God are familiar, only that we did not know this before.

CHAPTER SIX

1. O God of the universe, a mortal man has demanded, saying, where is the name of our God on google.
2. I laughed at his ignorance because he has asked in great ignorance.
3. His question is like asking one of our early thinkers in 1425 that we have searched for the name of the invention which you say that it is rokit, but we did not see it in any of the books of history.
4. Yes, did the Pope not ask one of the early thinkers this great question? Saying what is it that you call ROKIT in your book?
5. And when he said that an invention will travel to space many years later to be named after the likeness of the word Rokit, the Pope and the Christians ordered that he should be killed for spreading heresies. And his books were burnt, for the Holy Spirit in them all witnessed to them that nothing could be made to fly out of the earth, because it can never be the will of their god.
6. Now when Samuel the son of Ekwueme asked the question, saying, the name of our God is not on google, I told him that his name is Lord and the latin interpretation of it is what we all know as Dominus or Domini or Domino.
7. Now has Samuel not told a lie that the name of our God is not on google? Did he even check google at all before saying this?
8. Ask him the meaning of Anno Domini and let us see what his answer shall be? Is Samuel ignorant of the fact that there was a great mistake among the people when they wanted to fix the date which is called Anno Domini: in the year of our Lord?
9. O Samuel, there was confusion about the date of birth of Jesus your god because in our own world he does not exist.
10. And after the Anno Domini was fixed, the scholars realised that they have made a mistake. And they could no more change it.
11. Now reason for yourself, when was Jesus your god said to be born? He was said to be born between 4 to 6 BC. Imagine that for yourself, how can one be born four to six years before he was born? This calls for a great hilarity. For why did they not know the actual date of his birth when the actual dates of the birth of Julius Cesar and of Plato and of Aristotle and of Alexander the Great who all existed before him were all known, even to the actual dates of their deaths? But he whom they said went everywhere doing good has no birthday in history. And to make it worse, his birthday fell in the same birthday as that of Horus and of Dionysus who is also called Zeusus the son of Zeus and also the birthday of Mithras who are all termed Pagans by the finisher of the fictional story of Jesus.
12. Is this not funny to you that he whom they tried to fix the date after was born before the date they had fixed for him? And he also died 4 to 6 years before the death he was assumed to be dead. And the beginner of his story existed seventy years after the fictional character was assumed to be dead, yet he put his name in the history as if he was with his disciples. Those are the works of our Lord, who put down his name when it was approaching time to raise great thinkers who shall invent all things that would make the world a better place. And they said Anno Domini, not knowing that they called the name of our LORD, REVERAD, the maker of the universe with imaginations and the BIG BANG.
13. And the Christians fought hard against the thinkers, killing them in mass. And they killed thousands and millions of our early thinkers, calling them heretics.
14. If Galileo Galilee has not recanted his believes, he would have been killed also. And they took all his scrolls and books and burnt them such that his works did not survive. But blessed be Eartum the god of civilization who foresaw this and communed with him when his consciousness had been altered.
15. And Galileo told him everything which he had in his mind. And those things which Galileo said, has Eartum not revealed them to me, to also make them known at the time appointed.
16. Now O Samuel who has demanded to know the names which our God is called, read carefully and you shall see that his names are even with us. And they are even on google via the Google Translate.
17. Now O Samuel, here are the names of our God:
18. Dominus is being interpreted Lord in Latin and Reverad in the latin of millions of years back means GREATEST. Therefore the name Dominus Reverad is Greatest God.
19. And Lord is his name in English.
20. And in Hausa is name is Ubangiji.
21. In your language, go and check out for his name. This shall be an assignment for you also.
22. And his name in Cebuano is called Ginoo. And Gospodar is his name in Bulgarian language.
23. Call him Senyor in Catalan and Pán in Czech. In German language is his name called Herr and in Zulu call him Nkosi.
24. And in the language I speak, his name is Oluwa. And in my state of origin his name is Omori. Call him Hokmdar in Azerbaijani and Sahkain bhurarr sai in another language.
25. He is Raja in Sudanese and Omo in Japanese. And in Welsh, call him Arglwdd.
26. Those are the names of our God in few languages of the world. Now O Samuel, be not lazy. Take your tablet and find out the names of the LORD in many other languages. Then shall you also have a chapter named after you in the DOCTUFOS if you so wish.
27. For the DOCTUFOS is the collection of facts from real people and not from fake and dead people like in all the religious books.
28. And only the truth shall be recorded here, even to all the prophesies which I Otem make. Both they which are wrong and they which are right. That the things written in the DOCTUFOS could be fulfilled, saying, no homo can tell the future as it would be all the time, but only Knoliud the knowledge of God can do so in his Thummims.

naijadeyhia:
No I am not an attention seeker. You are the attention seeker. Who is krish? Krishna or krishbumbum?

Krish, also called Krista is the son of god(Vishnu) from which Jesus the son of god Yahweh derived the name 'Christ' which he customised as his own name till date. Check out for Krish on google.

terrezo2002:
Invented gods are known to those who invented them. You cant find it on google.
Mr Otemanuduno, please when will stop all these stories about this non existent god?

How shall you find the name of the God of the UNIVERSE on GOOGLE?

Our God has no specific name, because he is only called LORD, but I, the revealer of truth have used the interpretation of 'LORD' in LATIN.
As for you, if you are a Yoruba, JUST CALL HIM 'OLUWA'.

I will go and find out the translation of the name LORD on Google Translate and his names shall make the next chapter of THE SONG OF OTEM here.

THANKS FOR CONTRIBUTING TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF THIS CHAPTER CALLED 'SONG OF OTEM'. YOUR DEED SHALL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN IN THIS BOOK OF TRUTH.

naijadeyhia:
Are you comparable to Paul? You are just an attention seeker who has been misled.

Seems you are the attention seeker here. This is my thread for Krish's sake!!!

naijadeyhia:
You do realise that the entire Nairaland comminity know that you are a quack and are beginning to liken you to a mentally deranged fellow.

Same way they thought of Paul the apostles many years back:
Acts 26:24

23. CHAPTER FIVE
1. How come we say that we are giving our money to God and while our belly flattens, the bellies of our pastors become like the shape of a round pot?
2. Are the bellies of the ‘anointed of god’ the storehouse of god?
3. How is it that they have potbellies when they do not drink beer?
4. Or do they drink beer that we do not know of?
5. But they have said to us, take no beer. So we have believed that they also take no beer.
6. But how do they have potbellies?
7. Do they keep the tithes in their own stomachs?
8. One thing is sure in the house of god, deception.
9. And embezzlement follows after.
10. And fighting to steal from the tithes and offering follows after.
11. The usher who collects the tithes wear worn out shoes and no one noticed it.
12. He is hungry yet he is made to stand for a large amount of time while the service goes on.
13. And when he feels as if he would collapse, he thought saying, my god sees me.
14. Now I have need of twenty Naira to buy biscuit and pure water.
15. And he puts his hands in the tithe box, not knowing that the CCTV camera is on him.
16. And that usher is disgraced and cast out of the temple for that which he had done.

CHAPTER FOUR

1. Eusebius, writer of 70% of the books which they call the New Testament, let your name be greatly mocked in the earth. For you have succeeded in putting our heads in bondage for many years.
2. Let them laugh at you after they have known the truth. For you are the Jesus Christ they worship and get crises.
3. Why do you write stories that are not true?
4. Do you not know that some of us shall try to do the things which you said that Jesus did? And when we fail, we end up in the hospitals or in the mortuary.
5. Why, O Eusebius, why?
6. Why do you put it in your story that Jesus walked on water? And some who tried it have sunken. For they were pushed by faith to do it, because you have put it in the mouth of your Jesus to say that greater things than he do shall we also do.
7. Did Eartum not show me a man who was bitten by serpent? And he went to the church to be prayed for instead of going to the hospital. And they gave him first aid of prayer to you, O Eusebius. But you did nothing to help the man.
8. Thus did the man die.
9. Eusebius, you are to be called the greatest liar ever. For you cunningly diverted attention from Moses to yourself.
10. But both you and Moses are liars who put your names in your storybooks as the heroes of it, yet you did none of those things you have ascribed for yourself.
11. But Moses indeed came as the reincarnate of Jehovah, but you came on your own and when you were inspired by Faulkin, you wrote many lies down.
12. And O you Eusebius, why did you paint your write-ups with moral which are not realistic?
13. And we worship you because of the moralities in your write-up. And both you and Faulkin share the glory of the worship.
14. Now I decree, let the population of they who served you be reduced mightily. And let attention be diverted gradually away from Vatican City to Nigeria my country as the place where the truth eventually surfaced.
15. For so shall it be in our own world. For at the beginning, the whole attention was on Babylon. And from Babylon it was directed to Egypt. And from Egypt to India. And from India to Mesopotamia. And from Mesopotamia to Israel. And from Israel to Italy until Mohammed, the storywriter also diverted attention to Saudi Arabia also.
16. And all of you are interested in worship and slavery which has done our world no good.
17. But I have come to bring attention to our brains. For if I say that the world should gather in Nigeria to observe the feast of booths or to stone Satan, it is nonsense, because it is all lie.
18. But I say, let the world begin to explore their brains. Let the brains of the dwellers of the world not return to Reverad our God void.
19. Now I say like in the voice of Albert the son of Einstein, the user of the brain for the benefit of mankind and not for the development of potbelly: I say USE YOUR BRAIN, DO NOT LEAVE IT IDLE. Use your brain and do good to your fellow human.

CHAPTER TWO
1. O Nature and the God of it, we do all our praises to you. We worship no god. We give much time to develop that which is in our head.
2. The beauty of the brain can no man compare with the most precious diamond.
3. The wind that pours out of you shall I appreciate.
4. The rain that comes down from you shall I take with me.
5. Freely have you given all to us.
6. Freely does the sun shine down upon us.
7. Freely the moon paints the sky at night.
8. Freely does all the occurrences of nature come our way.
9. And yet the mysteries you have in the hiding for us after death is much more.
10. O God of Light, the father of all gods; the creator of all gods who came down to the earth after the great bang.
11. Though you have given all that is needed by us until the time of death, yet I will require one thing from your hand.
12. O Light of the universe. I plead for Nigeria my country.
13. Let the light shine in our country. Let 2016 be remembered for good.
14. The more we pray to Jehovah your son, the more evil visits our land.
15. And we say, what shall we do? Move greatness towards our land O Reverad.
16. The god of Israel is not fit for our country O God.
17. He has done harm and no good to our country. He met us with peace and leaves war with us.
18. Come now O God and put a stop to his dark ways.
19. Let your light shine vividly on us all. For it is time for the world to know the truth.
20. Come in your mighty way O Reverad. Move mightily in our country and let us enjoy bliss from now onward.

CHAPTER THREE
1. Why did I meditate and I still receive the future which is not the future?
2. Why is my cognitive power not a 100% yet?
3. Why should I keep awake and get yet a Urim rather than a Thummim?
4. What shall the users of the books say if my meditation is not wholly true?
5. Shall I not end like Isaiah who prophesied the drying of the Nile river? But rather, the Nile overtook the Mississippi River in abundance.
6. If my cognitive power is not a hundred percent right, shall my story not end up like that of Zechariah who said that rain shall not fall upon any family in the world who did not visit Jerusalem to worship Satan, whose name is Yahweh?
7. If I say a thing and it does not come to pass, shall I not be laughed at like Faulkin, whom our world now know as Jesus in the storybook of the Christians?
8. For Faulkin said that his generation shall not pass away before he returns to the world. But till today, Faulkin is nowhere to be found.
9. Shall the world not say that Otem is false? For John the beloved gay partner of Jesus has said in his time that the Antichrists are already around, but it is 2000 years after, yet there is no sign of any Antichrist.
10. Now O Nature, let me no more see Urims in my meditations. Let Thummims alone be my portion. For when I prayed in my own name and not in the name of Faulkin whom the world know as Jesus, I saw the vision of Chelsea to win Newcastle 5 goals to 1.
11. And I pasted it on the satellite before time. And it happened exactly as I saw it.
12. Now O Nature, why do you not direct such right visions to my side all the time, so that I shall be different from all prophets of Yahweh whose prophecies are mostly wrong?
13. For the prophecy of Suleiman is always filled with those things which shall not happen. And the prophecy of Kumuyi is always the prophecy of it shall be well, since the day I was born till the time I am grown up.
14. And his general prophecy has never been fulfilled for once. For every year in my country, it has not been well.
15. But O Lord, God, direct the positive power of coincidence to my country. Let our country be better.
16. Let my prophecy not be like the prophecy of Adeboye. For he has never said any direct prophecy all his life. But when I said twenty and sixteen come to pass, the people say he is fake.
17. Did I not speak of the highest goal scoring of Luis the son of Suárez?
18. Did he not overtake Cristiano the son of Ronaldo when it was but few matches to go?
19. But the hypocrites say he is fake for the few prophecies that is wrong, yet they know not what is in the DOCTUFOS, the word of God given to me by Eartum.
20. Did Knoliud not say that no man can be right about the future all the time? And when I fail, the people open their mouths to say too much.
21. Now I ask them, saying, what did Jesus say in his storybook about his coming? Did he not promise to come during the lifetime of his disciples? And Sol whose name was changed to Paul even testified to it, saying that he shall be alive when Jesus his friend shall return to the earth. But Paul has died more than a millennium and half years ago, but his friend inside the storybook has not returned into the reality.
22. Now O Nature, to differentiate me from all the prophets of Yahweh and his son Jesus, let my prophecies be right more than theirs. Give me thummims and not urims O Lord.