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Christianity Etc › Re: A Hindu Priest Challenges Jesus. See What Happened Next... by otemanuduno: 3:02pm On Apr 01, 2016
Jasheb 14: 58- 110


58. Then when the priest sought to make amends by asking for the forgiveness of Sewa, he was told that she had died.

59. And as the curse was laid, the worshippers of the sanctuary were engulfed by sleep in all the days of their gatherings to worship Nymphidis.

60. And the youth of the sanctuary began to depart such that only the old and the little ones were left, except for few youths.

61. Then did the high priest of the sanctuary seek after the wisest man of the land, whom he had first sought earlier at the beginning of his service to Nymphidis.

62. And the wise man said, "Go into a strong meditation and you shall see the hovering soul of Sewa in the valley of the shadow of death.

63. Do this quick before her soul passes into the chumorld or the clumoid, else you shall find her soul no more.

64. Then this did the high priest do and he found the soul of Sewa in the valley of the shadow of death when his consciousness had been altered by the power of meditation.

65. Then did Sewa say, why do you come after my soul? Is it to trap it and cast it in the lake of fire of Nymphidis?

66. Then he said, weeping, I altered my consciousness to meet you here. For I have need of your forgiveness.

67. Then the high priest said, I have offended you in making you go childless to your grave.

68. Therefore now do I need your forgiveness for the profitability of my ministry.

69. And Sewa said, what ministry did you speak about? Is the ministry of Nymphidis a good one to reckon with?

70. Then was the priest confused. And he asked, what do you mean?

71. Immediately, Sewa began to explain to him the mysteries of the world and the knowledge of Reverad.

72. Then she told him, saying, the brain is the beginning of spirituality. For whatever you are made to believe shall appear to you as the real truth.

73. I blame you not, O! high priest! For the content of the brain of your mentor has been transfered to you through his urims which you have read many times.

74. For if your mentor is yet alive, he shall in all ways support the same doctrine that the Box of images and satellites is the box of Beelzebub.

75. Now listen, O man of Nymphidis. Don't you consider how many people like me has this kind of problem and tragedy?

76. Now the high priest said, Jehovah's only son is my mentor, how come you mention that my mentor is not alive?

77. Sewa replied, ignorance is what you have in your brain. I speak not of your spiritual mentor but your earthly mentor who is now dead some years back.

78. Now listen, for Knoliud the knowledge of Reverad the true God of the universe has revealed to me my several mistakes and I am now made near-perfection in knowledge.

79. That Jehovah you worship is a name in the spirit we call Nymphidis.

80. He is the author of confusion and the author of evil on earth.

81. Now hear, o hypocritical son of Nymphidis; if you have ears to hear and a brain of understanding, you shall be free from the bondage of your heart.

82. Nymphidis is one of the sons of the true God, Reverad. Reverad has never been manifested to your world because it is not time yet.

83. However, Nymphidis his son, called Yahweh and Alla, is the only one manifested to the eyes of men.

84. Moussa saw Nymphidis face to face like a friend sees the face of his friend, but he never saw the face of God, Domino Reverad, who has never been seen of any man till this moment.

85. Because no man can see the face of the true God and survive it.

86. The high priest laughed and said, Moses said he saw God face to face, how about that?

87. Sewa said, Moussa saw Nymphidis, the son of God, the consuming fire and not Reverad the true God.

88. Are you ignorant of what Faulkin said? Faulkin said that no man has seen God at any time. Is Faulkin a liar?

89. At the mention of the name 'Faulkin' was the high priest confused. And he asked, who is Faulkin?

90. Then Sewa replied, Faulkin is Jesus. He said that no man has seen God at any time but Moussa said he saw God face to face. Who is then the liar of the two of them?

91. Then did the high priest reason in his head and said, let Jesus be true and all men be liars.

92. Sewa laughed when she heard this. Then she said, Yeshua(Faulkin) was indeed saying the truth. Moussa saw Jehovah(Nymphidis) and assumed him as God.

93. Moussa saw him burning a tree but the tree remained unburnt. That is the work of illusion created by him.

94. For after the sun, then is Nymphidis the greatest illusionist.

95. Now the soul of the high priest was vexed and his ears were filled.

96. And he said, I am here not for all these, but to seek your pardon according as Maharaj had told me. Please forgive me, for our youths now doze in the sanctuary.

97. And my wife has passed off in death for this cause too, because the wise man told me how you laid a curse on me and my entire household.

98. Then did Sewa say, on one condition shall the curse be broken. Give up your sanctuary for the teaching of Domino Reverad, who is the true God of Peace.

97. For Yahweh, which you proclaim, is the originator of evil and war. He is only a son to Reverad the true God.

98. And if you will not teach the doctrines of Reverad, behold, the curse shall be perfectly fulfilled upon you.

99. And your son shall be married to a choice which shall be a threat to your ministry thereafter.

100. And your belief shall be more diluted. Then shall many who respected you begin to disregard you. And your sanctuary shall be a joke in the land of Murmoh and abroad.

101. And deep sleep and yawnings shall come upon your members such that many would leave the sanctuary for this reason. And many that shall be married within your sanctuary shall be barren. And all manner of sicknesses shall fall to the bodies of your sanctuary.

102. And when you shall depart the earth, your sanctuary shall depart with you.

103. For what shall be left will be a fragment. And there shall be fightings within the body of the sanctuary.

104. Your wife of your old age shall give her support to one man whom shall not be supported by the other faction.

105. Then shall your sanctuary split like the Aldot of Earthus when the thunder of Nymphidis tore it apart in war.

106. The high priest was confused and he said, I would rather follow after Jehovah till death than depart from him and face his wrath. Let me make the paradise of Jehovah, for I am afraid of his hell.

107. Then did Sewa say, if even Faulkin was cast into hell at both his first and second life, how much more you, an ordinary tepex of the sand of the sea.

108. I would rather that you remain here now with me and be transported to the Chumorld or the Clumoid at the time due, than for Nymphidis to seize your soul and cast it into his fire forever.

109. Immediately, Sewa grabbed the high priest and held him tight, for she thought to save his soul from the unquenchable fire of Nymphidis. But he struggled his way out of her hands and returned to the earth.

110. Then did the high priest change some of the doctrines which he had set up in his sanctuary before the day of his death. However, the prophecy of Sewa did not cease to take its root.
Christianity Etc › Re: A Hindu Priest Challenges Jesus. See What Happened Next... by otemanuduno: 2:33pm On Apr 01, 2016
flamingREED:
Please, try and attend Deeper Life Bible Church,
Even if it's once in two months.
Deeper life? The headquarter of satanic pretence in Nigeria? Try to read the book of Jasheb in the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS about that hypocrite called Kumuyi who uses the incomplete knowledge of Maharaj to spellbind his members since 1987.

Jasheb 14:1-57
Note:
Reverad= Father of Jehovah
Nymphidis= Jehovah/Allah
Faulkin= Jesus
Jasheb= A man who saw the vision
Waldis= A woman showing Jasheb the vision
Murmoh= Africa

CHAPTER FOURTEEN
1. After this, Waldis showed me a vision. And
I saw other great people which are not the
worshippers of Nymphidis.
2. And many of them have little knowledge of
Reverad and his purpose for all living beings
on earth.
3. And these people were in all the continents
of the world. They cure sicknesses and
diseases with their little knowledge of
Reverad.
4. And they were filled with knowledge,
teaching their offsprings after them.
5. And I, Jasheb, asked saying, this people
have children? Where did they come from?
6. Then did Waldis say, the time shall soon
come when the homos shall no more be only
males. But males and females shall abound.
7. And they shall give birth to their own kind.
Then shall Faulkin claim supremacy over them
and shall claim to die for their sins because
he is the firstborn of all living creatures.
8. And Faulkin shall hope to get married to as
many of them, both male and female, who
worship his father.
9. And he shall be their spiritual husband
while they live on earth. Then shall he appear
to some of the women in their dreams and
have sex with them, putting on the flesh of
other spirits.
10. And Faulkin shall be the most loved of
these women before their husbands.
11. Then shall many of them choose to leave
their husbands if they would not allow them
to serve Faulkin perfectly with all their hearts.
12. And there shall be marriage breakups in
the sanctuary of Nymphidis when some
husbands shall not follow the way of Faulkin
and their wives shall choose to love him more
than their husbands.
[b]13. I shall tell you a prophecy in the continent
of Murmoh. A female homo called Sewa in her
tongue shall be married to a man.
14. And she shall accept the doctrine of
Faulkin as preached by a priest of Nymphidis
well-known in the land of Murmoh.
15. And she shall drink the blood of Faulkin
and eat the flesh of Faulkin like others do.
16. And at that time shall a new invention be
made by those who knew a little of the way of
Reverad; those who did much meditation to
get problems solved by their brains.
17. Then shall the husband of the woman
purchase the new invention whose life is made
to work by satellites.
18. The shape of the invention shall be like a
box, showing the images of the homos as they
were.
19. Now it shall come to pass that as soon as
many of the priests of Nymphidis shall see
this invention, they shall call it a name.
20. And they shall say it is the Box of
Beelzebub.
21. And the priest in whose sanctuary Sewa
worships shall forbid the use of the box by the
members of his sanctuary.
22. And anyone who shall use this box of
Beelzebub shall be named a wicked soul and
shall be excommunicated.
23. And the husband of Sewa shall purchase
this box, for his soul loves to find knowledge
day and night.
24. Then shall Sewa condemn the box and
shall engage in a bitter quarrel with her
husband.
25. And the priests of the sanctuary shall
advise her in what to do, quoting from the
book of Nymphidis what was done by a warrior
of Nymphidis to the idol-gods of his father.
26. And Sewa's spirit was lifted and she felt
she was enlightened. Then she felt that the
spirit of Faulkin shall help her.
27. Then did she take up the box of her
husband and broke it within the yard while he
was away.
28. And she went into her chamber to pray for
the conversion of her husband.
29. Then when her husband came, she met
him with a smile, thinking that her prayers
must have been answered by Nymphidis.
30. And the man had seen the broken box
outside. Then in his anger did she pounce on
Sewa and hit her severely that she was greatly
injured.
31. And the face of Sewa did she tear with the
broken glass from the screen of the invented
box.
32. Then was Sewa soaked up in blood. Then
did she visit her sanctuary with tears. But the
priests therein sought not to take up a lawsuit
against the homo because they had disguised
their belief as the most peaceful one on earth.
33. Then did they advise her to return to her
husband, because Faulkin will change his
nature. But when Sewa returned to her home,
she was sent out of the home forever with
more beatings.
34. And the people of the sanctuary of
Nymphidis told her to remain without getting
married to another husband.
35. And they acquired a dirty chamber for her
in a place where many people lived together.
35. Then after paying for the hire of the
chamber the first year, they left her stranded.
36. And they did not know what has befallen
her thereafter, because she was sent packing
when the next hire she could not afford.
37. And Sewa held on to the doctrine of
Nymphidis in the sanctuary of the same
denomination but which was located in
another place.
38. And she could not get married because her
doctrine permits no one to leave his husband
or wife and remarry.
39. Then did Sewa grow past the age of which
marriage was suitable, yet serving Nymphidis.
40. And it came to pass after twelve years the
priests of the sanctuary which condemned the
box of visions and images, calling it the box of
Beelzebub, took of the tithe of the people and
purchased a space of the satellite.
41. And they set up the boxes of Beelzebub
everywhere in their sanctuaries for to show
their high priest in it.
42. And this thing grieved Sewa because they
had condemned the use of the box before,
which thing led to her divorce.
43. Then did Sewa ask to see the high
priest of the sanctuary in her rage, but she
could not meet him because her intentions
had been told to the servants of the high
priest.
44. Then did Sewa return to her husband's
house to plead with him to take her back in
her old age.
45. For she was now fifty-two and had past
her prime.
46. Then did her husband show her the wife
of which she had remarried to. And behold,
she was nubile and beautiful, with a light-
skinned face and her dimples were like the
ripples of the blue sea.
47. Then did Sewa break into a loud cry. And
right in the chamber of her husband did she
lay a curse on the high priest.
48. For in her anger did she say, you high
priest shall also lose your wife as you have
made me lose the husband of my youth by
your ignorance.
49. You made him send me out and instructed
me not to remarry.
50. You shall also lose the trust of your
followers by the deed of your son in this same
issue of marriage. For she shall get married to
a woman who shall not uphold the laws of
your sanctuary in the institution of marriage.
51. Then shall your followers become sleepers
in the sanctuary when they shall be watching
your images in the box of Beelzebub which
you have adopted for use in your sanctuaries.
51. And at your death shall your sanctuary be
divided, for many shall follow after the one
which you did not intend for a leader.
52. And only few shall go after the wife of
your old age and her faithful followers, who
also would want to have a hand in the affair of
the church.
53. And only if you shall seek me and find me
to beg for pardon shall this curse not come to
pass.
54. For your hypocrisy is high in the land of
Murmoh.
55. Jasheb! do you know what became of the
curse?
56. Then Jasheb said, " no Waldis!"
57. Then she replied, the curse was fulfilled
on the high priest and his wife died of an
illness caused by Chaleb.[/b]
Christianity Etc › Re: A Hindu Priest Challenges Jesus. See What Happened Next... by otemanuduno:
TrueBorn:
Kosh Dahal was a Hindu priest from the highest caste in Nepal and their 330 million gods and goddesses couldn’t respond to his prayers.

Severally a Christian evangelist showed up day after day to share the gospel at Dahal's veterinary clinic in Kathmandu. Dahal told him to stop coming by, but the pesky evangelist kept showing up and talking about the “loving living only God Jesus.” BCN reports

Dahal wanted to prove that Christianity is a fake religion. That Jesus can’t do anything. Then one day he challenged the evangelist.

So he said, "I will ask your Jesus – 10 minutes in the morning and 10 minutes in the evening – if He is the real God, come on and touch me and change me within 30 days.”

And if Jesus didn’t respond in an undeniable way, he would file a complaint with the police about the annoying evangelist. But the evangelist relished the wager.

By the third week, there was still no answer. Dahal who dutifully prayed with all sincerity warned Jesus that his time was running out.

At the end of the third week, however, the power of the one true living God struck.
“This power like a current of electricity came into me and began to run very fast,” Dahal remembered. “I was shocked. I was closing my eyes and opening my eyes, and I was very afraid. I kept saying, ‘Who is this? What’s happening to me? What’s inside of me running very fast?’”

It was an experience he had never encountered in his 30 years of worshiping the Hindu pantheon of gods.
“I was challenging Jesus,” he recounted. “Jesus sent the power. I began to say, ‘Wow. Jesus has the power,’

“I believed that morning that Jesus Christ is real. He really is the God who has mighty power. He woke me up. I cried. I realized that Jesus Christ is real.”

Naturally, Dahal failed to disprove Jesus.
His wife Shobah saw a dramatic change in her husband and decided to follow Jesus too and she was miraculously healed in Jesus’ name of a uterine myoma, a benign growth that might have required a hysterectomy.

The couple, with their three children, abandoned the Hindu priesthood and began evangelizing. They have planted 5 churches since.

*Jesus is soooo alive and I will never stop saying , 'I am proud of my Jesus'. All what people need is an encounter with Him, just one encounter and this story proves it.

We don't need to argue with unbelievers. All we need do is to invite them to experience Jesus for themselves. Just a try, one try. My heart is so excited. Jesus is real. He is real!
You can never remain the same when you experience Him.

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This technique is called karmish in the DOCTRINE OF UFOS. The Karmish is used to lure people to your side and become popular by doing so. The Karmish is done by employing the tactics of declaring to the public the opposite of your intention at first. Then after sometimes you return to the public again to say that you have been changed by a divine transformation.

Examples of people who used the Karmish and got more fans successfully are Barcanista of Nairaland who supported APC at the beginning of his political campaign, then along the line switched over to PDP and got more fans. Paul the Apostle is the greatest user of Karmish. He was a fan of Jesus right from time, but he began by persecuting Jesus Christ. Then suddenly he came up with a false testimony of how forever-dead Jesus appeared to him and showed him the way of truth. Now a Karmishist is someone who expresses his opposite intention initially and then suddenly changes to the opposite view when he/she is getting known. This is done to bring out a point, etc.

Many christians use this technique by declaring themselves as Atheists for the first two to three years of their ministry. Then suddenly they tell you that Jesus or Allah or such satanic sons of God has changed their lives. e.g Linda the 'hell fire seer' used this to play on the intelligence of Nigerians.

The Karmish is used in the churches today, whereby a man would be paid huge amount of money for two or more years to act as a mad man. publicly Then he would suddenly be cured after being led to the church of the one who has been paying him/her to act like a mad person. etc.

www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Christianity Etc › Re: Ese Walter Denounces Jesus And Shares Her New Found Faith by otemanuduno: 10:47am On Apr 01, 2016
Congrats! at least you are now free from the hell fire of Jehovah(Satan) who creates heaven and hell fire for himself and his followers. Soon the true God(Domino Reverad) shall be revealed and she shall have more knowledge.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op):
I was banned by antispambot so I could not paste the last question.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram Destroyed 1m Houses In Borno – Shettima by otemanuduno: 8:07pm On Mar 30, 2016
All already-known God are Satan.

Domino Reverad is the only true God.

blueto: How will God bless Nigeria when the APC govt is trying to ban the Christians from evangelising and propagating God's Word in Kaduna?

It is like praying for God to Bless Satan.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 3:03pm On Mar 30, 2016
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX

1. Faulkin was shocked when he saw the manhood of Jasheb.

2. The two fruit of tacamid had also fallen off his chest.

3. And Faulkin required to know who he was. And he replied, Jasheb.

4. And Faulkin's wrath waxed hot against him. And he threatened to take him to Nymphidis to torture him.

5. Then Jasheb vehemently pleaded for mercy. And Faulkin said, you shall only be granted mercy on one condition, that we continue in the affair.

6. And Jasheb said, impossible! For where in me shall your rod go through?

7. And Jasheb gathered confidence and said, Faulkin, you have a secret to keep than myself. I shall tell your father how you did fare with Waldis while she was alive.

8. Now I adjure you, stay away from me.

9. But Faulkin would not hear. And when he did not let Jasheb have a rest of mind, he allowed him to pass his manhood into him through his anus.

10. And this affair continued for a long time, but Nymphidis knew not what they were doing.

11. And as knowledge increased, the homos began to discover what was hid in the earth.

12. And Dadoni of the land of Ephradite was the one who discovered iron.

13. But Nymphidis was greatly displeased by this discovery, for his soul hated iron greatly.

14. And he sought to kill Dadoni, but could not because Dadoni had made a chariot with iron. And he escaped to Ephradite in his chariot.

15. And Tetrucan of the land of
Nymphidis was the one who discovered sulphur.

16. And at the discovery of it was Nymphidis glad because it supported his fire.

17. And Nymphidis had heaps of sulphur, but no one knew what he intended to do with it.

18. And it came to pass, that Nymphidis was weary at the continuous visit of the homos to the ocean to worship Earthus who was no more in the ocean.

19. And in anger, he killed a thousand and twenty-five of the homos made by his own hands.

20. For he poured out fire and brimstone upon them and they died.

21. And this did not stop the remaining homos from visiting the ocean to bow their knees.

22. And Nymphidis declared, if you will worship at all, then worship me. For I deserve to be worshipped than any of the sons of God.

23. How do you do your worship to Earthus who by now should be spending his second life in the chumorld? For she was but dead before Eartum rescued his body.

24. And the people began to make gates of brass and bars of iron for protection. For the fear of Nymphidis had engulfed them.

25. And Nymphidis commanded his men to go forth and break every gate of brass and destroy every bar of iron. But himself would not go with them because his soul hated brass and iron.

26. And Faulkin led the war. And they broke down many structures made with brass and iron.

27. They also destroyed the brazen images of mother Earthus which many homos worshipped.

28. And Nymphidis went forth into the continent of Ephradite, for he heard that Dadoni was there.

29. And Nymphidis struck stones together to make fire in the midst of the land.

30. And when they saw the fire, they were amazed because they did not know that stones could make fire.

31. For since the existence of many of the homos, they had been going from one place to the other to get ready-made fire without knowing the origin of it.

32. And Nymphidis burnt about two hundred thousand homos of the land of Ephradite and took away about one thousand worms which Ephradite had kept for the purpose of knowledge.

33. And Ephradite could not overcome Nymphidis and his homos who had invaded his continent.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 3:01pm On Mar 30, 2016
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

1. And Jasheb came out of the ocean alive at the third week.

2. For he had been helped by one of the fishes in the oceans.

3. And the fish looked beautiful and fresh in all manner to him.

4. Then Jasheb, when he had come out of the waters, began to think of disguising himself to look as beautiful as the fish itself.

5. For the fish itself had eaten up all the furs on his body such that he now appeared naked.

6. And Jasheb felt the need to cover up himself like the sons of God. And he went to the land of Phidis and found there some strands of the hair of Earthus on the tree where she was hanged.

7. Then did he weave the hair on his own head and his countenance was fair to look upon. And he was like Earthus in appearance. He also stuck some saps from the bark of the tree upon his lips; this thing was what Earthus always did while she was on earth.

8. And Jasheb saw a nut from a tree. And when he broke it, he found oil in it.

9. And he anointed his body all over with the oil to make his skin look smooth like Earthus' and like the friendly phibiosis in the ocean which had helped him get to land.

10. Then Jasheb walked gracefully like Mother Earthus. For he had also pierced his ears through and fixed some gold in them, all for the intent of looking like mother Earthus. He had also stuff some soft fruit of tacamid in his chest to make them appear like breasts.

11. And at that time did Nymphidis pass by and saw him.

12. And he curiously approached him, because he looked like Earthus.

13. And Jasheb was scared when he saw him. And he felt to make light his feet and flee.

14. But Nymphidis commanded him to remain because he meant no hurt.

15. And Jasheb remained, trembling; because he feared that Nymphidis would know him for who he was exactly.

16. And when Nymphidis had approached him, he yelled, Waldis!

17. Then did Jasheb understand what Nymphidis meant, because he had read of her in the book of Eartum the son of God.

18. And Jasheb mimicked the voice of Earthus saying, how do you know my name?

19. And Nymphidis was amazed when he heard the voice. And he said, are you truly Waldis?

20. Then Jasheb replied, yes I am. I have been lost in the desert for ages. My brother left me when I was surrounded by an unknown flame, but I was not burnt by the flame.

21. And when Nymphidis heard this, he fell into an embrace with him.

22. And he wept bitterly, but did not weep for a long time so that he would not be discovered to be weeping, for the homos may count it as a weakness to him.

23. Then did Nymphidis take her home with gladness of heart, thinking he was his daughter, Waldis.

24. And when Jasheb saw Faulkin, he was afraid that his secret would be discovered.

25. Then did Faulkin do exactly as Nymphidis had done, because he cried Waldis! when he also saw him.

26. And in those days, Faulkin began to demand of Jasheb those things he had been doing with him while they were away millions of years back.

27. (In those days, the homos made by birth do not grow more than the appearance of a youth).

28. And Jasheb said, "Faulkin my brother, my memory has been partially lost by the heat of the flame. Tell me what it was that I have been doing for you and I will do it again."

29. And Faulkin whispered into his ear.

30. Then Jasheb began to rub his long hair on Faulkin's feet, pouring ointment on his feet, according to what he had been told by Faulkin.

31. This same thing was what Waldis his sister had been doing with him because he loved her so much. And he took pleasure in the softness of her mammary glands which rested on his feet whenever she was doing that to him.

32. And the affair of Faulkin
and Jasheb continued for a space of a year until he asked him that he would see his unclothedness.

33. And Jasheb was afraid because he feared that his secret would be discovered.

34. And Faulkin said, "You are my sister, Waldis. Let us have the taste of what our fathers also had for I perceived it is the sweetest thing one could have on earth.

35. Was it not for this purpose I stole you away while you were yet a baby? Because I said in my heart, Waldis shall grow up to have the beautiful countenance of Mother Earthus and our fathers shall fight to take her as their wife.

36. And for this did I take you away to nourish you until a time like this. But at a time I thought you were ripe to be deflowered, the flame of my father engulfed you, but you did not die because you are the begotten daughter of the consuming fire himself.

37. And when Jasheb heard this, he was sore afraid, thinking he would flee the house of Nymphidis by night.

38. And when Jasheb was about to flee, he ran into the hand of Faulkin.

39. And Faulkin stripped him naked in his chamber. And he was shocked when he saw it.

40. And Jasheb was sore afraid, shaking violently on a spot.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 2:50pm On Mar 30, 2016
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR

Antispambot doesn't want it uploaded.

However here is the summary of it:

Nymphidis went to hunt for Earthus in the ocean. He went there with some homos and they got her through a large ship they made. In the struggle for her, she losts her two legs. Then her body was taken to a tree and hung there. But Eartum came for her and got her back to the moon.

Later, Jasheb, who was one of those who trapped Earthus, began to change his lifestyle. And many of the people followed his teaching. Then Nymphidis was annoyed and he wanted to kill him. Then Jasheb ran into the ocean.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Truth That Saves You From Hell by otemanuduno(op): 1:52pm On Mar 30, 2016
Yomi1234:
The real 'Holy Book' is the one that contains the Words of God -Moral instructions and the Truth therein shall set you free from the doctrines of Unidentified Flying Objects (UFO).

The real 'Holy Book' must also recognises God as God Almighty, not as a creation of fables or syncopated idea.
Did you read Torah and Quran? Torah believes in Almighty Yahweh and Quran says Almighty Allah and the BOOK OF TRUTH (the real book), says Almighty Reverad or Almighty God. Which of them is the real one? I will quote a passage of DOTUFOS for you so that you can believe the real unadulterated truth.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Truth That Saves You From Hell by otemanuduno(op): 1:37pm On Mar 30, 2016
Yomi1234:
The real 'Holy Book' is the one that contains the Words of God -Moral instructions and the Truth therein shall set you free from the doctrines of Unidentified Flying Objects (UFO).

The real 'Holy Book' must also recognises God as God Almighty, not as a creation of fables or syncopated idea.
But Jehovah is the son of my God (Reverad) right inside my own Book of Truth. Does it mean that Jehovah is a fable character? In the book of Jasheb 19: 1-32. I read:



CHAPTER NINETEEN
Findings about humans

1. Now are these homos were standing more upright than us. For they were straight with none bending at all.

2. And whenever they got injuries such as broken arms and broken legs or broken noses, they were isolated, according to the teaching of Enorach (for Enorach commanded that anyone with disabilities should be cast far away in order to keep the others pure according to the directions of Jehovah which he had received).

3. I spoke one of the languages Ephradite had taught me, but they did not understand. Then I knew that they only understood a single language.

4. I also discovered that they died at very young ages of seventy and eighty without any violent forces killing them, unlike us who do not die except by being forced to death or when attacked by the unseen creatures of Chaleb in their multitudes.

5. Again I discovered that my range of view is like ten times wider than theirs.

6. They could not see distant objects clearly. They could not also see things which were very tiny to me.

7. When I made further findings, I learnt that Nymphidis made them up from sands and stones of the bank of the ocean. Then I remembered the vessels I saw in his court earlier which contained sand and stones. I also remembered his threat, saying, "I will raise up homos from sands and stones to worship me if you homos shall not worship me."

8. And because they had been constantly sexually aroused at very tender ages of two and three and such like, their females gave birth at very early ages like ten to fifteen.

9. So did their males too who ejaculated at about the ages of five to seven years and became fathers as early as that too.

10. The species of animals in these lands were also smaller than the ones we had before. And their beasts had the ability to reproduce as fast as within three months to one year of birth.

11. I observed that the earlier all living things here mated, the earlier their chances of reproducing and completing their life cycles.

12. Their animals mated at very early ages and so completed their life cycles as early too.

13. Their plants which seemed to me as having no male and female genders did live very long, like almost forever, but the ones which had males and females organs in them seemed to complete their life cycles within a few period of time.

13. The homos mated as early as five to ten years and they completed their lifespan within seventy to ninety-seven years.

14. But when I asked for the name of the soul who had lived the longest, they told me it was Hatus who was already 910 years of age, being the first of all to be created by Jehovah.

15. Then I asked if they could take me to his abode because I doubted that he was indeed up to such age when all the others I had seen were far less than that, using the technique I was taught by my creator for telling ages of things.

16. When I saw Hatus, I knew at once that he was not more than 91 years of age.

17. When I told them this, they argued with me and got very angry, because I had spoken against the teaching of Enorach the most holy homo erectus of their generation.

18. Now I said, how did you arrive at the conclusion that your age is 910 years? Behold, I see you as only 91 years of age.

19. Then Hatus laughed and said to me, since the day I ate of the tree of knowledge of Jehovah in his paradise, my eyes were opened and I could tell how to count days and years.

20. Enorach my distant grandson who goes to heaven always has confirmed this from Jehovah and he said I was right about my counting of days and years.

21. I was amazed at Hatus, therefore I asked him, how do you count days and months and years?

22. Then Hatus said, are you just huge for nothing, O Jasheb? Did you not know that the sun moves over the surface of the earth?

23. Now from the rising of the sun to the setting of the sun, does that not make ten days?

24. I was so shocked at the confidence with which he spoke such that I could not do the laughter that I intended to do.

25. Then did I ask, how come you arrive at this?

26. Hiatus replied, saying, my son, you are foolish. Don't you know that the sun is the eye of Jehovah with which he sees all homos of the earth?

27. Now shall I let you know this; the sun moves round the four corners of the earth daily and the moon does same, what do you think they are?

28. They are indeed the two eyes of Jehovah watching over us such that we have no hiding place.

29. Can an homo erectus hide away from the hovering eyes of Jehovah, which searches even to the depth of our hearts?

30. He sees all the works of our hands with his two big eyes. Now let me tell you how I knew that the rising of the sun to the setting of the sun makes ten days. Our fingers are ten, each representing a day. And Jehovah's eyes, which are the sun and the moon, counts them.

31. So I tell you that when the sun and the moon would have hovered the surface of the earth, counting our ten fingers, that is ten days.

32. Jasheb, know this also; Jehovah sees the whole earth at once.

33. When I heard this, I said unto Hatus, this idea of yours is a wrong conception of the earth, the sun and the moon.

34. We do not count days and years by the revolving of the sun around the earth but by the revolving of the earth around the sun do we count years. This is what Eartum taught us many years ago before bitterness arose among the sons of God.

35. When Hatus heard this, he ordered that I should be stoned to death for such blasphemy against Jehovah who had even taught them through Enorach that the earth has foundation and is a flat surface that do not move at all.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:34pm On Mar 30, 2016
Now one more question to go for this month's edition to be over. Here are the results so far:

Rich4god 51pts. Geoworldedu 51pts Edan15 Ebiagtales 15pts Philfearon 9pts. Ranchoddas 6pts

If there is a tie, the positions will share the prizes equivalent to that position and the one(s) below it as the case may be.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:27pm On Mar 30, 2016
ebiagtales:
b
15pts
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:25pm On Mar 30, 2016
9. Who became the mother of the planet Earth?
a. Atom b. Earthus. c. Waldis. d. Chimides
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:22pm On Mar 30, 2016
ebiagtales:
C
12pts
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:20pm On Mar 30, 2016
8. The muscles of Earthus were ___________ than the sons of Gods'

a. Larger b. Bigger. c. Smaller. d. None
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:16pm On Mar 30, 2016
ebiagtales:
a
Correct! 9pts
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:10pm On Mar 30, 2016
7. The tepex was used by Largas to create ____________

[s]a. Haleb. b. Phidis. c. Largas. d. Chimides[/s]
Edited...
a. Birds. b. Planets c. Sky d. Moon
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:07pm On Mar 30, 2016
[quote author=ebiagtales post=44248108]A[/quotequote
Correct! 6pts.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 1:05pm On Mar 30, 2016
It's been a while. Five more questions to go for this month's series of Q&A on DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS.


6. Who made birds?

a. Largas b. Nymphidis c. Eartum. d. Chaleb
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Hate Atheism With Passion Part 3 (Atheism Eternally Condemned) by otemanuduno: 12:53pm On Mar 30, 2016
What I know is that the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS shall correct all religious and atheistical errors by the year 2600AD approximately. While the Christians and the Muslims will be burning in the hell fire of the devil called Jehovah/Allah, the atheists will be getting perfect knowledge of the universe in the Chumorld and the Clumoid, the two perfect planets without problems. Then the Dominists will be also in the chumorld and clumoid. But Jehovah/Yahweh/Nymphidis/Devil who deceived the world would be cast into a bottomless pit.

I pity all the religious people. I just pray that while they are in hell fire, they should remember to shout the name of the God who made the big bang (Domino Reverad), the God of the Scientists.
Christianity Etc › Re: If Evolution Was Untrue. by otemanuduno: 12:04pm On Mar 30, 2016
Try the book of Jasheb 19:4- 35:


Nb: Enorach= First Enoch
Hatus= First Adam


4. I also discovered that they died at very young ages of seventy and eighty without any violent forces killing them, unlike us who do not die except by being forced to death or when attacked by the unseen creatures of Chaleb in their multitudes.

5. Again I discovered that my range of view is like ten times wider than theirs.

6. They could not see distant objects clearly. They could not also see things which were very tiny to me.

7. When I made further findings, I learnt that Nymphidis made them up from sands and stones of the bank of the ocean. Then I remembered the vessels I saw in his court earlier which contained sand and stones. I also remembered his threat, saying, "I will raise up homos from sands and stones to worship me if you homos shall not worship me."

8. And because they had been constantly sexually aroused at very tender ages of two and three and such like, their females gave birth at very early ages like ten to fifteen.

9. So did their males too who ejaculated at about the ages of five to seven years and became fathers as early as that too.

10. The species of animals in these lands were also smaller than the ones we had before. And their beasts had the ability to reproduce as fast as within three months to one year of birth.

11. I observed that the earlier all living things here mated, the earlier their chances of reproducing and completing their life cycles.

12. Their animals mated at very early ages and so completed their life cycles as early too.

13. Their plants which seemed to me as having no male and female genders did live very long, like almost forever, but the ones which had males and females organs in them seemed to complete their life cycles within a few period of time.

13. The homos mated as early as five to ten years and they completed their lifespan within seventy to ninety-seven years.

[b]14. But when I asked for the name of the soul who had lived the longest, they told me it was Hatus who was already 910 years of age, being the first of all to be created by Jehovah.

15. Then I asked if they could take me to his abode because I doubted that he was indeed up to such age when all the others I had seen were far less than that, using the technique I was taught by my creator for telling ages of things.

16. When I saw Hatus, I knew at once that he was not more than 91 years of age.

17. When I told them this, they argued with me and got very angry, because I had spoken against the teaching of Enorach the most holy homo erectus of their generation.

18. Now I said, how did you arrive at the conclusion that your age is 910 years? Behold, I see you as only 91 years of age.

19. Then Hatus laughed and said to me, since the day I ate of the tree of knowledge of Jehovah in his paradise, my eyes were opened and I could tell how to count days and years.

20. Enorach my distant grandson who goes to heaven always has confirmed this from Jehovah and he said I was right about my counting of days and years.

21. I was amazed at Hatus, therefore I asked him, how do you count days and months and years?

22. Then Hatus said, are you just huge for nothing, O Jasheb? Did you not know that the sun moves over the surface of the earth?

23. Now from the rising of the sun to the setting of the sun, does that not make ten days?

24. I was so shocked at the confidence with which he spoke such that I could not do the laughter that I intended to do.

25. Then did I ask, how come you arrive at this?

26. Hatus replied, saying, my son, you are foolish. Don't you know that the sun is the eye of Jehovah with which he sees all homos of the earth?

27. Now shall I let you know this; the sun moves round the four corners of the earth daily and the moon does same, what do you think they are?

28. They are indeed the two eyes of Jehovah watching over us such that we have no hiding place.

29. Can an homo erectus hide away from the hovering eyes of Jehovah, which searches even to the depth of our hearts?

30. He sees all the works of our hands with his two big eyes. Now let me tell you how I knew that the rising of the sun to the setting of the sun makes ten days. Our fingers are ten, each representing a day. And Jehovah's eyes, which are the sun and the moon, count them.

31. So I tell you that when the sun and the moon would have hovered the surface of the earth, counting our ten fingers, that is ten days.

32. Jasheb, know this also; Jehovah sees the whole earth at once.

33. When I heard this, I said unto Hatus, this idea of yours is a wrong conception of the earth, the sun and the moon.

34. We do not count days and years by the revolving of the sun around the earth but by the revolving of the earth around the sun do we count years. This is what Eartum taught us many years ago before bitterness arose among the sons of God.

35. When Hatus heard this, he ordered that I should be stoned to death for such blasphemy against Jehovah who had even taught them through Enorach that the earth has foundation and is a flat surface that do not move at all.[/b]
Christianity Etc › Re: Luciferean Series I: Understanding Christianity by otemanuduno: 11:05pm On Mar 29, 2016
Image123:
He is standing right at the door of your heart, let Him in.
Never knew there's a door on the heart. Sure Jesus the son of the carpenter fixed it there grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Luciferean Series I: Understanding Christianity by otemanuduno: 10:40pm On Mar 29, 2016
oglalasioux:
Hilarious as it seems this post only shows how stupid 21st century man will be to believe such a fable as the creation story. Science has given us reputable answers to how the universe began, it's age and how the creatures on earth evolved. There is no doubt that the universe came from design but saying it is the creation story is pathetic.
hmm, you are close to the truth of Reverad. Check this link for perfect knowledge: https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Christianity Etc › Re: Luciferean Series I: Understanding Christianity by otemanuduno: 10:34pm On Mar 29, 2016
DavidOluyale:
Y serve a loser. Satan is nothing worth serving. Not cool bro. Not cool.

Lucifer fell. Have u 4goten ? I see u falling too just like he fell. Think of the free gift God provided. O thou fool! Y u hide from the truth. The truth will hunt you till you bow.
You can lie! When did Lucifer fall? What I know is that Jehovah sent Lucifer(Largas) out of heaven. Now let me enlighten you; Jehovah himself is the confused guy. Largas left the third heaven for him when Jehovah will not stop complaining and making noise in heaven which is supposed to be holy and quiet. Yet Jehovah is not the god of the universe but the god of only heaven and earth. Remember where the Bible said that Devil is the ruler of this world, even promising to offer Jesus all the kingdom of the world. Jehovah=Devil because he claimed to be the ruler of this world too and also he said that he is the one who created evil. He created hell fire for himself and his followers because he is the devil himself. That is where people gets it wrong. They were serving him instead of serving Domino Reverad the real God of the universe.
Christianity Etc › Re: Luciferean Series I: Understanding Christianity by otemanuduno: 10:23pm On Mar 29, 2016
zzzzy:
Sonoflucifer undecided your end is near
But Lucifer which is Largas, is a better character than Jehovah a.k.a Nymphidis, so why condemn him? Jehovah is the creator of evil, I hope you know. He is also the devil just as it is written in the bible. But sincerely there is God, and his name is Domino Reverad. This God does not interfere in the affair of man unlike Nymphidis (Jehovah) one of his sons who gets angry every blessed day. Check out the wrinkles on Jehovah's face right now and you will pity him. Domino Reverad is the God of Scientists. Check my signature and give your brain to him. He is peaceful, didn't create any fire for humanity like his son Jehovah whom he has disowned.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Do People Celebrate A Living Jesus Using His Crucifix by otemanuduno: 10:13pm On Mar 29, 2016
ifdaeg:
I have been a christian for many years and yet one thing still puzzles me. Its the fact that during Easter celebration, Christians world use a sign of Jesus still nailed to the cross to mark his power over death. My confusion is how do people celebrate a living King using his dead on the cross pic.
Fact is 1. He is risen, no more hanging on the cross(matt 28:6-7)
2. He sits at the right hand of the father(colosians 3:1)
3.He was seen of men(luke 24:38-40)
If there is anything am missing in this my observation please someone should enlighten me
maybe he is possibly dead forever grin
Faulkin(Jesus) is dead and all Christians are Necromancers.
Christianity Etc › Re: Easter Celebration: Man Falls Off A Raised Cross While Playing Jesus Christ In by otemanuduno: 10:10pm On Mar 29, 2016
Faulkin can't even help him not to fall. See how Faulkin(Jesus) disappoints his people.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Hate Atheism With Passion Part 3 (Atheism Eternally Condemned) by otemanuduno: 10:06pm On Mar 29, 2016
frank317:
King Ebuka, come and see ur female version. Making a fool of herself and calling it intelligence. At the end of the day, one atheists will still be shagging ur dumb puccy while u scream 'oh my God.'

Imagine the kind of people this dumb Christian God always recruits to tell people about himself.

Yaweh, at least if u must remain hiding, stop using dumb people to prove u... Heaven must be a place for dumbaassess.
Nymphidis ( Jehovah) is a son to Domino Reverad. Atheists are close to the truth than religious people. Check out my signature and go through the DOCTRINE OF UFOs, which makes the God of Scientists known.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Truth That Saves You From Hell by otemanuduno(op): 9:52pm On Mar 29, 2016
Yomi1234:
This is not going to be elaborate because the bible verses are self-explanatory

1 Timothy 4 : 1

Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing
spirits, and doctrines of devils;


2 Timothy 3:1-8

1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful,
unholy,

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate
concerning the faith.



2 Timothy 4:3-4


3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves
teachers, having itching ears;

4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.


Pay special attention to verse 4;
''And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.''
Now look at this. It is more self -explanatory.

Adspiramen 16:41-43
41. And one of you sons of God shall give himself a name. He shall be called Peace. And his adopted son shall be called the Prince of Peace, just as you are all princes to Reverad your father.

42. And when a planet shall collide with another planet, destruction shall come. And when the chumoids or the chlumoids shall leave its course to wander away, there shall also be destructions.

43. And in a distant world to come, the word of Domino Reverad shall be given to a man of the lineage of Murmoh. And the words shall be written with a tablet and sent to the whole world to read.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Truth That Saves You From Hell by otemanuduno(op): 9:43pm On Mar 29, 2016
Yomi1234:
This is not going to be elaborate because the bible verses are self-explanatory

1 Timothy 4 : 1

Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing
spirits, and doctrines of devils;


2 Timothy 3:1-8

1 This know also, that in the last days perilous times shall come.

2 For men shall be lovers of their own selves, covetous, boasters, proud, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful,
unholy,

3 Without natural affection, trucebreakers, false accusers, incontinent, fierce, despisers of those that are good,

4 Traitors, heady, highminded, lovers of pleasures more than lovers of God;

5 Having a form of godliness, but denying the power thereof: from such turn away.

6 For of this sort are they which creep into houses, and lead captive silly women laden with sins, led away with divers lusts,

7 Ever learning, and never able to come to the knowledge of the truth.

8 Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate
concerning the faith.



2 Timothy 4:3-4


3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves
teachers, having itching ears;

4 And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.


Pay special attention to verse 4;
''And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.''
Is bible the truth or the Quran or the Torah, etc? Similar quotation like this is in all religious books, s which one of them is the real 'holy book'?

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