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Christianity Etc › Re: Most Nigerian Pastors Are Fake, Not Called By God – Oritsejafor by otemanuduno: 10:47am On Apr 10, 2016
See d time wey I wake up sha!!!! Church service is automatically cancelled today, till further notice grin
Politics › Re: Repentant Buhari Fan Apologizes To Deziani Alison-Madueke by otemanuduno: 10:39am On Apr 10, 2016
davo3286:
Trying something new and taking risks without proper analysis and due diligence is FOOOLISHNESS...you heard of something and you jumped into it without giving proper thoughts is "MUGUISM". It is even more foolish that you tried the same members of "16 YEARS OF BONDAGE" who only changed their "POLITICAL BOXERS". Abeg take wisdom for one second joor!
So far so good, this 1 year is better than the 16years of PDP reign. You are a stereotypic type who will rather remain in Egypt with Pharaoh's torment than get independent and suffer with Moses in the wilderness for a while. You are like the type who never got to the promised land because of grumbling and murmuring. SMH for you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Dr Paul Enenche's Visit To Agatu Land by otemanuduno: 1:42am On Apr 10, 2016
Skoopy:
Booking my space, yet I'll still get some "LIKES"

Like if it's true and share if false cool
liked grin
Politics › Re: Repentant Buhari Fan Apologizes To Deziani Alison-Madueke by otemanuduno: 12:52am On Apr 10, 2016
davo3286:
Lagosians are wise my arse. They came to you and chanted "Change", and you didn't even bother to ask the type of change. What can be more foolish than this? Is that your own definition of being 'wise'?
Trying something new is what we define as risk. I love Lagosians for not being scared of trying 'Change'. In the next three years if nothing comes out of it, we try something else. Do you expect us to give continuity to '16 YEARS OF BONDAGE?!" Abeg be wise for one second joor.

Let's keep on trying new things until one pays off eventually. I won't mind voting for KOWA if nothing comes out of APC. PDP is a no-go area for the next 50years becos they are the TRIED & TESTED failure. grin
Politics › Re: Repentant Buhari Fan Apologizes To Deziani Alison-Madueke by otemanuduno: 9:15pm On Apr 09, 2016
davo3286:
the funny thing be say lagosians fall for apc scam upon all their sabi sabi and yeye smartness. grin tongue . lagosians are the biggest mugus.
Lagosians are wise... tested and failed should never be given a chance. If Buhari fails too, I trust Lagosians will not give him second chance come 2019. Lagosians are not stereotypic in their thoughts. #ILoveLagosians
Politics › Re: Repentant Buhari Fan Apologizes To Deziani Alison-Madueke by otemanuduno: 9:11pm On Apr 09, 2016
You wan enjoy comic relief, come to Nigeria. Bad people dey rule them...bad people dey do opposition...bad people wey dey do opposition kon take over from bad people wey dey rule them. The people wey dey under bad people wail so-tay e pain dem when the other bad people overtake the former bad people. The new bad people promised to do good but they could only do what they know best.

Now the people under the ruling bad people are decamping to the former bad people. Naija!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 9th April 2016 by otemanuduno: 8:19pm On Apr 09, 2016
Evathyst:
Your guy? undecided undecided
girl, gal, man, woman, babe all na guy my guy.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 9th April 2016 by otemanuduno: 6:34pm On Apr 09, 2016
Evathyst:
You can say that again! I was once a Chelsea fan, but now, I'm a Leicester fan. wink wink


I roll with winners not losers!


Gerrit? wink tongue
Chelsea, Leicester all na blue. U too much my guy.
Crime › Re: Armed Robber Lynched By Mob In Ikeja (Graphic Photos) by otemanuduno: 9:59pm On Apr 08, 2016
Checked86:
Lynch Tinubu and I will take you serious. Wicked people of Nigeria. If it was a policeman that condemn a thief to death with his gun, the news would change and the young man would suddenly become an innocent boy. The police should trace any of the eyewitnesses and make him or her an escape goat. The victim is guilty of robbery but those people that killed him, including the eyewitnesses are murderers.
. hmmm... I'm suspecting you as a friend of the armed robber who escaped. Say d truth joor. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys Urinating Into A Car's Fuel Tank: Caption This! (photo) by otemanuduno: 9:07pm On Apr 08, 2016
correlation pls!
Jokes Etc › Re: Guys Urinating Into A Car's Fuel Tank: Caption This! (photo) by otemanuduno: 9:05pm On Apr 08, 2016
Lol
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 3:46pm On Apr 07, 2016
dotcomnamename:
Lol. dream on
dotcom, watch how I will bring more prophecies and you will be more convinced. Anyway, Barca must win this champe grin
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 3:44pm On Apr 07, 2016
Masumi:
Looks like you have forgotten that PSG has won the French league. Or you have given up on your on thread?

By the way, I have not fully read your link to your repentance, but if you have Glory be to God the
creator of the universe. If not, it is never too late to give your life to Christ (the savior, redeemer and soon coming King)
Thanks a lot. I was a child of God from my childhood but I suffered a lot, so I thought he doesn't care about me. So I left him.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Have Met God: Edited: Eusebius Is The One I Thought Was God by otemanuduno(op): 8:16am On Apr 06, 2016
Rawblings:
Wow. Am happy for you.. Start praying to God. But you shouldn't just stay at home.. Get a church to start attending maybe Assemblies of God. It's well. Don't be bitter about God. Whatever you have passed through in the past, is not something that should have made you curse God. Remember the story of Job? You saw the things he passed through. When problems come, develop a positive attitude and talk to God about it. Don't worry sir, just believe in God and he'll show you more things. Am really happy for you brother
Praying to God is what I did all my life put he doesn't answer me. I will only talk about him to others in a good way as he wants, but practically I can't say that he has been good to me.
Sports › Re: Football Prophecy For 2016 by otemanuduno(op): 2:33am On Apr 06, 2016
Christianity Etc › I Have Met God: Edited: Eusebius Is The One I Thought Was God by otemanuduno(op):
I am the one who made some predictions about Football on January 1, 2016. While some of the predictions worked, some did not.

I am someone with many sorrows, with lack of answers to all my prayers since childhood. My blasphemy against God was so much that my name was forwarded to a church that I should be prayed for. Then I said that we will know who is lying between myself and the people praying for me if I didn't convert back in two days. I actually said two months before changing it to two days.

Now today is the second day. First I saw a revelation and I was in a large hall of a church. In the revelation, a name called Eusebius was revealed to me. When I woke up, I read about the person called Eusebius. He was the one who is being referred to as FATHER OF CHRISTIAN HISTORY. I downloaded his material and read of how he reconciled the history of Jesus' actual coming to earth up till his own day. I was a little convinced after reading it, because some of my thought and questions were answered.

I have argued somewhere concerning the fact that Moses said he saw God face to face and Abraham said the same thing, but Jesus Christ said 'no man has seen God at any time'. In the book of Eusebius, I understood that Moses and Abraham actually saw Jesus Christ and not God the Father.

I was convinced but I am not moved because I still hated so much. However, I lost appetite for everything and didn't go out to watch the Champions league. Then I slept only to see the spirit of God Eusebius in fury coming against my soul. He chased my soul with sword and asked me to give him back his confession, stretching his sword at me. Immediately I went right through the mouth of the sword, weeping.

Then he yelled at me "Souls Are Perishing!"

That is my testimony. As I woke up now, I am feeling a kind of pain in my abdomen like the piercing of the sword through me was real. Though till now I am still not happy because I did not get any answers to all my questions about why I have been neglected by him since I have been calling on him for help, but getting the reverse answers, yet that is what I saw in the revelation and I have to share it.


Edited: The truth about RELIGION in our own world is that human tap into another plane and gets inspired by any of the gods in the period of the Neanderthals. the spirit I saw is not the spirit of GOD but the spirit of EUSEBIUS, the man who tapped into the mind of jehovah(satan) to bring about the solidification of christianity in our own world.

EUSEBIUS ATTACKED ME WITH A SWORD BECAUSE HE DID NOT WANT THE TRUTH ABOUT THE UNIVERSE TO BE KNOWN, BUT OUT OF IGNORANCE I TOOK HIM AS GOD. NOW I AM BACK TO TELL YOU THAT THIS JEHOVAH MANY OF US WORSHIP IS SATAN HIMSELF.


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Christianity Etc › I Am Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Instead Of Jehovah by otemanuduno(op): 8:43am On Apr 03, 2016
The season 1 of the Tithe Payment Has come to conclusion. The winners are Rich4God and Geoworldedu who shall be getting #7,500 each tomorrow morning for claiming the first positions in the Q&A from the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOs.

Edan15 and Philfearon shall be having a sum of #2,000 each for claiming the 3rd and 4th position respectively, while Ranchoddas who asked for a consolation prize for clinching 6th shall be sent a recharge card worth #500 today. Let him send his email address to otem4eartum@gmail.com ASAP.
Celebrities › Re: Ebenezer Obey Celebrates His 74th Birthday Today! by otemanuduno: 8:23am On Apr 03, 2016
Good for him
Christianity Etc › Re: Catholic Church Cautions El-Rufai Over Religious Bill by otemanuduno: 7:51am On Apr 03, 2016
Rufai...go on with your work because DOMINO REVERAD's kingdom (the kingdom of wisdom and not noise) is coming to stay.





Pls both Christians and Muslims, Atheists and
Agnostics should get a copy of the 'holy bible'
because you will need to see this. Pls open
the book of Daniel 12: 4-13.

The quotations below is from the book of 1st
Job 3: 1-24 (not the bible Job) which is in the DOCTRINE OF
THE UFOs www.nairaland.com/2938907/
doctrine-ufos

Chapter Three

1. Knoliud appeared to Job in the valley of the
shadow of death and said, Job, the true
worshipper of Reverad, the greatest user of
meditation.
2. Welcome to these valley called the shadow
of death.
3. Then Job began to see all his wrong
conceptions about his world.
4. And Job saw the benefit of using the brain.
And he saw the world where he left that it was
now filled with great mansions.
5. And Job knew that the works were made by
people who used their brains critically.
6. Now Job perfectly understood why he was
the richest man in his own time. This was
because he used his brain to generate wealth
by meditating and getting to an altered state
of consciousness, which involved no noise,
contrary to what Satan (Jehovah) had taught.
7. Job also discovered many cures to the
diseases caused by the tiny creatures of
Chaleb.
8. He discovered that no follower of Satan can
cure any disease of the world through their
noises, but the only thing they could do is to
make use of the illusional skills taught them
by their father called Satan.
9. Now Job saw that without the doctrine of
Jehovah the devil, the world would exist and
be better, but without the people who used
strong meditation, the world would remain like
when the big band first came without
inventions.
10. Again, he saw that all who had invented
all the great things of the world practised
meditation and not noise-making, which they
called prayer to Jehovah or Allah, the devil
himself who created evil.
11. Again, Job saw that Jehovah was only
clever but not wise.
12. And all his followers in the next world
were not wise also, because they were
forewarned by Belteshazzar, who was also
called Daniel, that Jehovah (Satan) shall shift
from one abomination to the other.
13. For the first abomination would be the
offering of daily sacrifice which would be
cancelled by the second abomination that
would be set up by Yeshua, who is also called
Faulkin and Jesus (to the world to come).
10. This second abomination is what shall be
called "the Lord's supper", which is the
drinking of the blood of Jesus Christ and
eating of his flesh to damnation in the hell
fire of Jehovah.
11. For it is this thing that shall brainwash
them and make them serve in the churches
where even all their pastors are criminals.
12. Now this is where the foolishness of the
worshippers of Jehovah shall be made known.
Their pastors and prophets shall do the
homos no good, but shall make themselves
rich.
13. Yet the richest people and the inventors of
the world shall not be worshippers of
Jehovah, but the users of meditation.
14. And the churches of Jehovah shall depend
on these inventors for the magnification of
their voices and the transmission of their
images and the training of their voices and
the functioning of their gadgets and the light
of their sanctuaries and the fashion of their
sanctuary and the construction of their
sanctuaries and everything, but the inventors
shall not need anything from these pastors
and prophets to survive.
15. Then when sicknesses shall strike the
pastors and the rich people of the churches,
they shall fly them to the continents of those
who use meditation to lay the foundation to
the cure to sicknesses, but when the poor
members of the churches shall be sick, they
shall run from pillar to post, from churches to
churches for cure.
16. And they shall die in their sicknesses and
diseases.
17. Now one thing that Jehovah is good at is
the art of piracy and fraud. This did he do to
make everyone think that Daniel was his
servant by mutilating the scroll of Daniel and
rewriting his history to make it seem that
Daniel was his servant.
18. But the wise shall understand that Daniel
was not the servant of Jehovah, because it
was Eartum that is the spirit of God that first
moved upon the face of the water of the earth
at the beginning of the creation of the first
world. And it was Eartum who also stood
upon the waters of the river with his hands
raised to the first heaven and swore by God
that this prophecy shall be kept unheard until
this time.
19. Did Eartum not sware by God with his
hands raised to heaven? Yet Jehovah, the
devil, in his cleverness came to establish
through Jesus, that no one should sware by
God with the intention of covering up this
prophecy given by Daniel.
20. That is the work of Jehovah, the greatest
book piracy of all time, who had changed
many things in the scroll of Daniel before the
time Eartum said that it would be made
known to the world.
19. Now this is the method that Jehovah
taught in praying to him. He said, through his
son Jesus, shut your windows and your doors
in praying to me.
19. But how did Daniel make his request
known to the giver of the brain, called
Reverad? He opened his windows to allow air
into his head.
20. In this shall you know that Daniel is not a
servant of Jehovah, the devil.
21. Now, did Daniel not hear that the
beginning of the reign of Domino Reverad
shall wait until a time and times and half a
time when he shall have accomplished to
scatter the power of the holy people?
22. Now, tell me, who are the 'holy people' so
called? They are the servants of Moses, Jesus
and Mohammed who have made the greatest
bloodshed ever under the pretence of serving
God. But no, it is the devil called Jehovah or
Satan or Yahweh or Allah they had been
serving.
23. Now this is the beginning of the scattering
of the powers of these 'holy people'.
24. Now let him that has uunderstanding
come to the way of Reverad, the true God who
made the big bang and the intelligent souls in
it who had not sold their souls to the devil by
the drinking of the blood of Jesus the son of
YHWH and by the eating of his flesh, or by
the calling of SAW "sallallahu alayhi wa
salaam" the language of Satan whose seat is
right in the Arabians.
From the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS:
www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Christianity Etc › Revealed! The Devil Is The Inventor Of Religion by otemanuduno(op):
Pls both Christians and Muslims, Atheists and
Agnostics should get a copy of the 'holy bible'
because you will need to see this. Pls open
the book of Daniel 12: 4-13.
The quotations below is from the book of 1st
Job 3: 1-24. which is in the DOCTRINE OF
THE UFOs www.nairaland.com/2938907/
doctrine-ufos
Chapter Three
1. Knoliud appeared to Job in the valley of the
shadow of death and said, Job, the true
worshipper of Reverad, the greatest user of
meditation.
2. Welcome to these valley called the shadow
of death.
3. Then Job began to see all his wrong
conceptions about his world.
4. And Job saw the benefit of using the brain.
And he saw the world where he left that it was
now filled with great mansions.
5. And Job knew that the works were made by
people who used their brains critically.
6. Now Job perfectly understood why he was
the richest man in his own time. This was
because he used his brain to generate wealth
by meditating and getting to an altered state
of consciousness, which involved no noise,
contrary to what Satan (Jehovah) had taught.
7. Job also discovered many cures to the
diseases caused by the tiny creatures of
Chaleb.
8. He discovered that no follower of Satan can
cure any disease of the world through their
noises, but the only thing they could do is to
make use of the illusional skills taught them
by their father called Satan.
9. Now Job saw that without the doctrine of
Jehovah the devil, the world would exist and
be better, but without the people who used
strong meditation, the world would remain like
when the big band first came without
inventions.
10. Again, he saw that all who had invented
all the great things of the world practised
meditation and not noise-making, which they
called prayer to Jehovah or Allah, the devil
himself who created evil.
11. Again, Job saw that Jehovah was only
clever but not wise.
12. And all his followers in the next world
were not wise also, because they were
forewarned by Belteshazzar, who was also
called Daniel, that Jehovah (Satan) shall shift
from one abomination to the other.
13. For the first abomination would be the
offering of daily sacrifice which would be
cancelled by the second abomination that
would be set up by Yeshua, who is also called
Faulkin and Jesus (to the world to come).
14. This second abomination is what shall be
called "the Lord's supper", which is the
drinking of the blood of Jesus Christ and
eating of his flesh to damnation in the hell
fire of Jehovah.
15. For it is this thing that shall brainwash
them and make them serve in the churches
where even all their pastors are criminals.
16. Now this is where the foolishness of the
worshippers of Jehovah shall be made known.
Their pastors and prophets shall do the
homos no good, but shall make themselves
rich.
17. Yet the richest people and the inventors of
the world shall not be worshippers of
Jehovah, but the users of meditation.
18. And the churches of Jehovah shall depend
on these inventors for the magnification of
their voices and the transmission of their
images and the training of their voices and
the functioning of their gadgets and the light
of their sanctuaries and the fashion of their
sanctuary and the construction of their
sanctuaries and everything, but the inventors
shall not need anything from these pastors
and prophets to survive.
19. Then when sicknesses shall strike the
pastors and the rich people of the churches,
they shall fly them to the continents of those
who use meditation to lay the foundation to
the cure to sicknesses, but when the poor
members of the churches shall be sick, they
shall run from pillar to post, from churches to
churches for cure.
20. And they shall die in their sicknesses and
diseases.
21. Now one thing that Jehovah is good at is
the art of piracy and fraud. This did he do to
make everyone think that Daniel was his
servant by mutilating the scroll of Daniel and
rewriting his history to make it seem that
Daniel was his servant.
22. But the wise shall understand that Daniel
was not the servant of Jehovah, because it
was Eartum that is the spirit of God that first
moved upon the face of the water of the earth
at the beginning of the creation of the first
world. And it was Eartum who also stood
upon the waters of the river with his hands
raised to the first heaven and swore by God
that this prophecy shall be kept unheard until
this time.
23. Did Eartum not sware by God with his
hands raised to heaven? Yet Jehovah, the
devil, in his cleverness came to establish
through Jesus, that no one should sware by
God with the intention of covering up this
prophecy given by Daniel.
24. That is the work of Jehovah, the greatest
book piracy of all time, who had changed
many things in the scroll of Daniel before the
time Eartum said that it would be made
known to the world.
25. Now this is the method that Jehovah
taught in praying to him. He said, through his
son Jesus, shut your windows and your doors
in praying to me.
26. But how did Daniel make his request
known to the giver of the brain, called
Reverad? He opened his windows to allow air
into his head.
27. In this shall you know that Daniel is not a
servant of Jehovah, the devil.
28. Now, did Daniel not hear that the
beginning of the reign of Domino Reverad
shall wait until a time and times and half a
time when he shall have accomplished to
scatter the power of the holy people?
28. Now, tell me, who are the 'holy people' so
called? They are the servants of Moses, Jesus
and Mohammed who have made the greatest
bloodshed ever under the pretence of serving
God. But no, it is the devil called Jehovah or
Satan or Yahweh or Allah they had been
serving.
29. Now this is the beginning of the scattering
of the powers of these 'holy people'.
30. Now let him that has understanding
come to the way of Reverad, the true God who
made the big bang and the intelligent souls in
it who had not sold their souls to the devil by
the drinking of the blood of Jesus the son of
YHWH and by the eating of his flesh, or by
the calling of SAW "sallallahu alayhi wa
salaam" the language of Satan whose seat is
right in the Arabians.
From the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS:
www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
holy people
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Or What Is The Devil? by otemanuduno: 2:38am On Apr 03, 2016
Jehovah is the creator of evil and he is proud about that. Well...it is only a fulfillment of the divine prophecy of Knoliud many millions o years back.

Here is where Jehovah aka Devil/Allah/Nymphidis was boasting about creating evil:


King James Bible
Isaiah 45:7
I form the light, and create darkness: I
make peace, and create evil: I the LORD
do all these things.


Now see the Prophecy of Knoliud from the book of Adspiramen 16: 41
41. And one of you sons of God shall give himself a name. He shall be called Peace. And his adopted son shall be called the Prince of Peace, just as you are all princes to Reverad your father.

See also Bellorum 1: 4-17

4. The sons of God exists before the bang, because Reverad made them before any other thing.

5. Now the priests (sons of God) were instructed to make findings of all the things made by Reverad the God of the universe.

6. And they made their findings in different planets.

7. And seven sons of God made their findings on earth. Their names are Jehovah (Nymphidis), Chimides, Murmoh, Euchlydes, Eartum, Chaleb, Largas and Ephradite.

8. These were of great stature and broad visions. For they can see as large as a whole city at once.

9. And they have sights that can see things billions of time smaller than the smallest thing the eyes of the homos could see.

10. So also are their ears very sensitive.

11. Now Jehovah was he who began to create an atmosphere of evil, altering peace while himself was regarded as peace.

12. And his warring strength waxed stronger than that of all the sons of God. This strength did he get through his cleverness.

13. But the more clever he becomes, the less wise he also becomes.

14. And when his cleverness has grown to a huge height, his foolishness became highly conspicuous even among the homos which he has created. But he claimed that his foolishness is wiser than the wisdom of even all the other sons of God and the homos.

15. And Jehovah adopted a son whom he called his Only Begotten Son.

16. And in the land of Jehovah, the author of peace so-called, the greatest number of war is recorded and shall be also recorded in the next world to come. For war shall be a perpetual thing in the land of the god of peace so-called.

17. And at the time of the great bang exists only one female whose name is Earthus. And the earth was named after her by the seven sons of God.

Now see the book of Jasheb
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 11:14pm On Apr 01, 2016
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT

1. Eartum and Earthus tarried in the moon until it was directly over the continent of the oceans.

2. Then Eartum said, it is time to plunge into the ocean eartum.

3. And Eartum had made a device for seeing afar. And with this he knew that the moon was over the oceans.

4. Then did Eartum balance Earthus on his wings and flew with the speed of the earth.

5. And the force was so much that Earthus fell off the back of Eartum and got stuck within the body of a phibiosis.

6. And the head of the great fish went apart from his body.

7. Then Earthus appeared to be naturally possessed with the body of a fish.

8. And Earthus wept greatly when he saw this. And she said, Eartum, take me out of this phibiosis.

9. And Eartum laughed, saying, you looked perfectly framed in it, o Earthus!

10. I would that you remain in it forever. And let her tail and body make up for your lost legs.

11. But this thing displeased Earthus. And she pleaded day and night for Eartum to pull her out of the body of the phibiosis and put the phibiosis together again.

12. Then Eartum said, do you think the phibiosis does not know what she did?

13. I can perceive that she willingly waited for you to plunge into her body, else you will break your head against the crystals of tepex beneath the ocean.

14. Or against the ice that are hiding their bodies in here.

15. The phibiosis gave its life for you, such as one of them also helped Jasheb to escape the ocean.

16. Did you not see this through the satellite? Did you not see how the phibiosis ate up all the furs on his body and left his skin as smooth as yours?

17. But Earthus insisted that Eartum should take her out of the body of the phibiosis.

18. Then Eartum obliged her and began to pull her with all her strength, but she cried in pain because she felt her skin tearing apart.

19. And it became impossible to take Earthus away from the body of the phibiosis, lest her body would be rented apart.

20. Then Earthus succumbed and ordered for the gathering of all the phibioses in the oceans.

21. Then he blessed them, saying, for helping me, an helper of homos shall you be forever.

22. And whenever you hurt yourself or whenever you are being hurt by any external force, your wound shall heal up in no time at all.

23. Immediately she said this, the phibiosis stuck to her body began to close more on her flesh.

24. And the cut on her body healed up.

25. Then her blood mixed with the blood of Earthus and her nerves connected with the nerves of Earthus. And the brain of Earthus began to control it immediately, such that whenever Earthus thought to move her legs, the tail of the phibiosis shook as though it was part of her from creation.

26. Thus did Earthus have the torso of a homo and the tail of a fish and also her offsprings thereafter.
Christianity Etc › Re: An Open Letter To God. by otemanuduno: 9:52pm On Apr 01, 2016
Nymphidis(Jehovah/Satan) is in trouble these days because this is the beginning of the establishment of the kingdom of the true GOD OF PEACE called DOMINO REVERAD, who is the God of the scientist.

Here is the BOOK OF JASHEB from the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS that shall save souls from unnecessary fear of the DEVIL(Jehovah/Nymphidis) and his son Jesus(Faulkin) and his prophet Mohammed and his agents Witches and Wizards claiming pastors up and down.

Jasheb 11: 1- 15

CHAPTER ELEVEN

1. And Waldis said, I see great abomination in the continents of the world.

2. Behold, Nymphidis has set up much abomination; first he ordered the homos to make daily sacrifices to him, burning up the beasts of the earth for this purpose.

3. And when his soul was tired of these sacrifices, he set up another abomination. He makes the homos eat the flesh of another homo and drink his blood also.

4. For many in the world shall eat the flesh of Faulkin and drink the blood of Faulkin.

5. And in doing so shall they sell their souls to Nymphidis to capture it after their death and to cast them into wheresoever he wished.

6. Behold! the unquenchable fire of Nymphidis is made hot. And those who have tasted of the blood of Faulkin and eaten his flesh shall be condemned in the fire forever.

7. Now another abomination has Nymphidis set up in violence. For this he shall call the Holy War. How can a war be holy, O Jasheb? But the mouth of Murhamid has proclaimed it.

8. For this shall Nymphidis use to destroy multitude of souls. And his three holy books so-called shall be marred with war and violence to the point that it were better for them to be called the Books of Wars rather than the Books of Peace.

9. And they shall be marred with errors and contradictions, revealing the impotency of Nymphidis and his limitations of knowledge.

10. And there shall be errors in both its chronicles and its histories. And the three books shall also contradict themselves.

11. And facts and figures shall be tarnished with errors such that many great thinkers shall name them other names.

12. This is the beginning of failure and shame for Nymphidis because the prophecy of Faulkin shall also be put to shame in it.

13. For the time promised by Faulkin to return to the earth shall be past and he shall not return, because he shall not have his way.

14. And every generation shall think that the prophecy of Faulkin's return shall come at their own time, but none shall see his return.

15. And if the 2,625th year after the death of Faulkin shall come without his return, the homos shall begin to believe the doctrine of Otem, the prophet of Eartum.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 9:30pm On Apr 01, 2016
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

1. After three years of the dwelling of Eartum and Earthus in the moon, she told him;

2. Eartum, I can no more bear it. Let us go back into the ocean and take charge of all our creatures;

3. The whales, the phibioses, the tergunis- they shall all die for our absence.

4. And Eartum said, why do you worry all the time over the creatures made by my own hand and the ones made by the bang?

5. You do not consider your own safety over theirs.

6. If they die, can we not make others to replace them?

7. But if we die, how shall we be replaced?

8. Moreso, Apollyon your son have we kept in this moon with us until a time he would be able to withstand the turbidity of the ocean.

9. Why do you even bother, O! Earthus? Have I not sent down my force from the moon into all the oceans and seas and water bodies on the face of the earth to protect them?

10. So keep your peace O! Earthus! For it was because of your great care for the homos that you lost your limbs.

11. And Earthus said, my limbs are nothing to me in this matter. I shall even offer to lose my life if need be.

12. And for Apollyon, did Knoliud not appear to us last night to tell us that he will grow up to rule the earth with a rod of iron? But this thing I am against.

13. Let us depart into the oceans immediately, for I can no more forbear it.

12. With this, Eartum knew that her heart was fixed. And he said, O! Earthus, mother of great Apollyon, (also called Apollo) I can perceive in my spirit that in a distant world, the spirit of Apollyon shall lead some homos here.

13. And when they shall explore this moon, their findings shall put Nymphidis to shame, because he has assumed that the moon is a light and therefore not explorable.

14. So Eartum and Earthus were set to leave the moon.

15. And he made a satellite like the stars of the great bang. Then he kept Apollyon in the satellite to grow therein.

16. Now Nymphidis had released his dragon upon the homos on earth who kept on visiting the ocean to worship Earthus.

17. And the dragon flew across the continents, putting the life of many worshippers of Earthus to death.

18. And Petunia discovered an element called Publum. And Nymphidis was glad at the discovery because he thought he would feed it to the worms of Ephradite which he had taken.

19. Nymphidis made a molten lead with his fire and fed them to the worms of Ephradite.

20. Immediately the worms had tasted the publum, they fell dead like a grass dried up by the sunlight.

21. And Nymphidis called one of his homos and fed him with a molten publum cooked in oil, disgusing it like pottage.

22. Then the homo died.

23. When Nymphidis saw this, he was very pleased within his heart. And he named the molten plumbum wormwood, because it was what killed the worms of Ephradite which even fire and sulphur could not kill.

24. Then he arranged his followers to go round the continents to declare peace, saying, let us be at peace with one another again.

25. And Nymphidis said, let everyone worship whosoever he chose to worship.

26. Go into the seas and the oceans and the rivers and drink of the waters.

27. Worship the image of Earthus if you wish, for at the beginning she was charged with the control of this planet.

28. Hearing this, everyone on the face of the earth was glad. And they hailed Nymphidis again, saying, Alsadur! Alsadur! you are the greatest among the sons of God.

29. You are Peace and the god of it. You are not the god of war, but the god of peace.

30. Then Faulkin arose amidst them and said, I am the Prince of Peace. Therefore let peace reign in this planet.

31. And these deeds of Nymphidis and Faulkin were the fulfillment of the divine prophecy of Knoliud, saying, "And one of you sons of God shall give himself a name. He shall be called Peace. And his adopted son shall be called the Prince of Peace."
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 9:21pm On Apr 01, 2016
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN

1. After three years of the dwelling of Eartum and Earthus in the moon, she told him;

2. Eartum, I can no more bear it. Let us go back into the ocean and take charge of all our creatures;

3. The whales, the phibioses, the tergunis- they shall all die for our absence.

4. And Eartum said, why do you worry all the time over the creatures made by my own hand and the ones made by the bang?

5. You do not consider your own safety over theirs.

6. If they die, can we not make others to replace them?

7. But if we die, how shall we be replaced?

8. Moreso, Apollyon your son have we kept in this moon with us until a time he would be able to withstand the turbidity of the ocean.

9. Why do you even bother, O! Earthus? Have I not sent down my force from the moon into all the oceans and seas and water bodies on the face of the earth to protect them?

10. So keep your peace O! Earthus! For it was because of your great care for the homos that you lost your limbs.

11. And Earthus said, my limbs are nothing to me in this matter. I shall even offer to lose my life if need be.

12. And for Apollyon, did Knoliud not appear to us last night to tell us that he will grow up to rule the earth with a rod of iron? But this thing I am against.

13. Let us depart into the oceans immediately, for I can no more forbear it.

12. With this, Eartum knew that her heart was fixed. And he said, O! Earthus, mother of great Apollyon, (also called Apollo) I can perceive in my spirit that in a distant world, the spirit of Apollyon shall lead some homos here.

13. And when they shall explore this moon, their findings shall put Nymphidis to shame, because he has assumed that the moon is a light and therefore not explorable.

14. So Eartum and Earthus were set to leave the moon.

15. And he made a satellite like the stars of the great bang. Then he kept Apollyon in the satellite to grow therein.

16. Now Nymphidis had released his dragon upon the homos on earth who kept on visiting the ocean to worship Earthus.

17. And the dragon flew across the continents, putting the life of many worshippers of Earthus to death.

18. And Petunia discovered an element called Publum. And Nymphidis was glad at the discovery because he thought he would feed it to the worms of Ephradite which he had taken.

19. Nymphidis made a molten lead with his fire and fed them to the worms of Ephradite.

20. Immediately the worms had tasted the publum, they fell dead like a grass dried up by the sunlight.

21. And Nymphidis called one of his homos and fed him with a molten publum cooked in oil, disgusing it like pottage.

22. Then the homo died.

23. When Nymphidis saw this, he was very pleased within his heart. And he named the molten plubum wormwood, because it was what killed the worms of Ephradite which even fire and sulphur could not kill.

24. Then he arranged his followers to go round the continents to declare peace, saying, let us be at peace with one another again.

25. And Nymphidis said, let everyone worship whosoever he chose to worship.

26. Go into the seas and the oceans and the rivers and drink of the waters.

27. Worship the image of Earthus if you wish, for at the beginning she was charged with the control of this planet.

28. Hearing this, everyone on the face of the earth was glad. And they hailed Nymphidis again, saying, Alsadur! Alsadur! you are the greatest among the sons of God.

29. You are Peace and the god of it. You are not the god of war, but the god of peace.

30. Then Faulkin arose amidst them and said, I am the Prince of Peace. Therefore let peace reign in this planet.

31. And these deeds of Nymphidis and Faulkin were the fulfillment of the divine prophecy of Knoliud, saying, "And one of you sons of God shall give himself a name. He shall be called Peace. And his adopted son shall be called the Prince of Peace."
Christianity Etc › Re: I Shall Be Paying My #20,000 Tithe To Nairalanders Henceforth by otemanuduno(op): 8:21pm On Apr 01, 2016
I can't access that email I gave. Pls send it to Otem2016@gmail.com ASAP. I should be able to send the monies by Monday Morning. Till then, no Q&A.
Christianity Etc › Re: The Book Of Truth That Saves You From Hell by otemanuduno(op): 8:11pm On Apr 01, 2016
Yomi1234:
The evil is meant for the people of the Devil, people who have eyes, but can not see, who have ears but still not able to hear his call to them for salvation, the evil is also for people who chose to pitch their tents with the Devil and call God all sort of abominable names, defaming his Glory by creating gods over Him.

God made Mosquitoes not Malaria, when you keep to His commandments you will not suffer from most of these diseases you and the scientist call Malaria or Cancer. Or have you seen where God said he created Malaria and Cancer? When a man is bitten by a Dog and contacts rabies, will you say that God is evil for creating the Dog? Or when you have eaten too much of canned foods and later develop cancer will you also call Him a devil for creating food?

God has given everyone the ability to choose between the good and evil, the choice is yours, and those who choose evil are in themselves the Devil, not God. If your father paid so much money to have you trained as a medical doctor only for you to come out of school and performing abortions. Or as a Lawyer defending the criminals in courts even when all evidences prove him as one, will you call your father or teacher the Devil? My dear friend, there is evil in your profession, your food, your play, your love life, in anything you can name, which some may call 'side effects' of what we do, God simply claims responsibility for creations because he recognises the side effects of creating you and I and every other things that He had created.

''Anyway, he who makes evil is a Devil.''

Like saying, he who makes Wine is a Drunk
Pls don't let this kind of explanation get to the outside world abeg. Now what you want me to believe is that no Christian is in the hospital suffering from cancer of malaria. Kumuyi's wife who died of cancer is a sinner, right. Wait for me let me govand bring the list of pastors have died of cancer.

I have returned o grin

[quote author= ]Pastor Ken Hutcherson’s story is nothing
short of inspirational. He’s dying. He knows
it. And he isn’t letting it stop him.
As Hutcherson approaches a life beyond this
world, he’s sharing with TheBlaze the one
simple message he wishes he could leave
behind.
“It’s about living the Christian life without
hesitation, without apology… .” — Hutch[/quote]www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/11/12/the-one-message-a-pastor-dying-of-cancer-wishes-he-could-leave-with-you/
Crime › Re: Man Commits Suicide In Gombe After Parents Refuse Choice Of Wife (graphic Pic) by otemanuduno: 8:05pm On Apr 01, 2016
cutekhalifa:
what in this world will ever push me to commit suicide huh

the girl will come to his burial with her newest boyfriend .... you don die be that,

how I wish this one go transfer his lifespans to me, abeg I won old pass Methuselah this life is too sweet, I never get moni e dey sweet me like combination of raw honey and sugar.....


abeg greet my grandpa for me cheesy
Your grandpa should be in either the Chumorld or the Clumoid by now if he has died for so long. If not, he will still be in the valley of the shadow of death where all his mistakes would be played to him before transported to the perfect worlds( Chumorld or Clumoid). Hope your gpapa is not a Christian or a Muslim sha. If so, then the hell fire of Satan called Nymphidis/Jehovah/Allah /Yahweh is sure, except he can shout the name of DOMINO REVERAD the true God of the Scientists who created the universe.

Read the DOCTRINE OF THE UFOS and be enlightened.

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