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Politics › Re: Digging Out The Tanoids: Season 1 by otemanuduno(op): 11:18pm On Apr 23, 2015
Montaque:
APC should not threaten Nigeria
Because they had all the time since November to do what is expected of them and their candidate by INEC.
People just like to put the country in an invidious situation.
PDP is using APC's signature against them, No more eye service judgement,the change starts now,No one is above the law.
How market?
Politics › Re: Digging Out The Tanoids: Season 1 by otemanuduno(op): 11:13pm On Apr 23, 2015
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Politics › Re: Digging Out The Tanoids: Season 1 by otemanuduno(op): 11:08pm On Apr 23, 2015
SeverusSnape: They can kill for their slave master Buhari.
How market Severus? You have lost with GEJ your master. I hope you go with him to OTUOKE.
Politics › Re: Digging Out The Tanoids: Season 1 by otemanuduno(op): 11:05pm On Apr 23, 2015
imbless:
I think u are jobless, take a look @ my profile and add me in ur list.
I don't need a featherweight Tanoid on this thread where HEAVYWEIGHT Tanoids like temitemi1 and severussnape are here tongue

So Mr or Mrs attention seeker, I don't have time for you because your TANOIDSHIP wasn't recognised.
Politics › Re: Digging Out The Tanoids: Season 1 by otemanuduno(op): 11:03pm On Apr 23, 2015
tiptopy03: It is not a difficult thing to know an APC member
He finds it easy to lie
He will be easily provoked by the slightest confrontation
He is either from the North or Lagos
He may have one fake certificate as their leaders
And the commonest attribute is that, constructing a simple and correct sentence will be as difficult as the proverbial horse passing through needle.
So you lied eventually that APC supporters are liars when actually they are not because they said that Buhari will win and he won but TANOIDS lied that Jona will win but he lost.
Politics › Re: Digging Out The Tanoids: Season 1 by otemanuduno(op): 10:59pm On Apr 23, 2015
Here is the first call at a TANOID. I am starting from MARCH 27 [quote author=namqul post=31 embarassed465687]Don't advice because i have decided to vote for oga GEJ[/quote]So how far with your vote? Did you eventually vote for him or your vote didn't count? grin

When we are telling you GEJ will lose, you will not listen. See urself now.
Politics › Digging Out The Tanoids: Season 1 by otemanuduno(op): 10:43pm On Apr 23, 2015
For the next 36 days, I will be going round Nairaland to fish out the tanoids. This is what I owe Buhari for winning the election. For some, they owe him a trek from Lagos to Abuja, but for me, I owe him this funny stuff grin

TANOIDS, HERE I COME!!!
Celebrities › Re: Can You Eat This Cake? by otemanuduno: 11:31am On Apr 23, 2015
Where cake nahhuh
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Has Run Out Of Arms, Ammunition-escapee by otemanuduno: 11:28am On Apr 23, 2015
If GEJ have been doing this a year ago, he would have seen their end. That's what we call 'FIRE BRIGADE APPROACH.'
Politics › Re: EFCC Goes After Ex-Gov. Modu Sheriff Over N300 Billion Borno Funds by otemanuduno: 11:22am On Apr 23, 2015
onyi4edu:
Come to think of it, where was EFCC all these while? Why are they just beginning to act? A crime allegedly committed between 2003-2011 and they are just realising that they have to summon him after four years. Hmmmm
He was lucky to have become a governor in 2011 and this gave him immunity. Also, EFCC had been handicapped by GEJ's administration and the EFCC chairman is now trying to appeal to Buhari, that's why he is back into action, but I trust Buhari to sack him and get a more competent fellow.
Politics › How President Jonathan Proved Me Wrong That Karma Is Not Actually A Bitch by otemanuduno(op): 11:09am On Apr 23, 2015
I was once a strong believer of the law of karma; that if you do good, you will reap good and if you do evil, then evil will surely come back to you.

All of a sudden, I doubted the law of Karma and believed that Karma is a mere bitch, but Jonathan Ebele proved me wrong when he lost the 2015 election.

Being the most cursed president in 2012 according to Facebook social media, it would have been the most shocking thing if he retained the presidential seat this year. That would have meant that Karma does not come from cursings as well as praying.

Actually, Jona earned our prayers before 2011 and successfully he got in their 2011 but as early as January 1, 2012, Jonathan began to earn our curses and by the middle of that year, he was pronounced the most cursed president in the world.

Our curses supported him from 2012 to 2015, making sure he was kept in power so that he could suffer more and more and finally get disgraced in 2015.

Our curses made his wife abuse English several times just to put them to shame. Indeed KARMA IS REAL!!!

Sometimes when it seems KARMA isn't working, it is actually working, just like Karma hardened the heart of pharaoh for many years just to suffer him with ten plagues and also make in sink in the sea eventually.

The same KARMA made Jonathan to make mistakes of choosing a legitimate child turned bastard as a campaign tool as well as a Fanatical Fani. Through their voices, many potential faithfuls defected in the mind and voted for the then opposition in the name of APC.

KARMA IS ACTUALLY REAL!!!
Education › Re: Boluwatife Tijani, 12-year-old girl wins spelling bee competition in Lagos by otemanuduno: 9:41am On Apr 23, 2015
Congrats!
Events › Re: Why Do Women Rent "Wedding Gowns "And Men Buy New Suits by otemanuduno: 9:39am On Apr 23, 2015
After wedding day u can't be wearing wedding gown about but after wedding day you can be wearing suit about.
Crime › Re: Kidnapper Shot Dead While Picking N3m Ransom (graphic Photo) by otemanuduno: 9:38am On Apr 23, 2015
rexbuton:
He's dead he's dead.. what do we need his picture for?

GEJ MY HERO

FAYOSE MY MENTOR

DIEZANI MY SUGAR MUMMY
Temitemi1 our dummy cheesy
Politics › Re: African First Ladies Summit: Dame Patience Rigs Out Aisha Buhari by otemanuduno: 8:03am On Apr 23, 2015
If it isn't given to Aisha, let me see whether Nigeria will still continue to sponsor them with #8billion nah.
Politics › Re: Emir of Kano, Sanusi Visits Buhari in his Kaduna residence by otemanuduno: 10:15pm On Apr 22, 2015
Seun:
Does anyone else think that if they could switch their positions that would be great for the country?
I don't think so
Politics › Re: Gej's Autograph Or #10,000: Which Of Them Will You Take? by otemanuduno(op): 10:13pm On Apr 22, 2015
ba7man:
I'll take GEJ's signature instead
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On a sheet of paper......wipe my @ss with it.......and throw it back at GEJ.
Bad guy!
Politics › Re: Gej's Autograph Or #10,000: Which Of Them Will You Take? by otemanuduno(op): 9:59pm On Apr 22, 2015
Alexisu:
Auto wetin?

Abeg give me Mtn 200 make I take call my babe now
Na ur own kon worse pass grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Real Madrid Vs Atlético Madrid UCL (1 - 0) On 22nd April 2015 by otemanuduno: 9:19pm On Apr 22, 2015
Red card to Arda Thuran. So painful.
Politics › Re: Vice President-elect's daughters Kiki Osinbajo and kid sister in new photos by otemanuduno: 5:57pm On Apr 21, 2015
tammie24:
Na so u poorhuh
I'm not freaked by celebs, especially the bad ones.
Politics › Re: Channels Tv Staff In Trouble For Publishing False Story On Its Website by otemanuduno: 9:30pm On Apr 20, 2015
temitemi1:
Your source dey heaven abihuh GEJ my HERO! FAYOSE my ROLE MODEL!!
Fayose who bribed that Channel TV staff is your ROLE MODEL. GOODLUCK to you.
Christianity Etc › Re: “masturbation And Fornication Are No Longer Sinful” – Pope Francis by otemanuduno: 9:25pm On Apr 20, 2015
Okay
Romance › Re: Meet The 12-year-old Indian Boy That Has His Neck Permanently On His Shoulder by otemanuduno: 9:23pm On Apr 20, 2015
Xo pathetic...
Crime › Re: (picture)south African Police Support Xenophobia by otemanuduno: 9:19pm On Apr 20, 2015
Laaakuli! shocked
Politics › Re: Gej's Autograph Or #10,000: Which Of Them Will You Take? by otemanuduno(op): 8:34pm On Apr 20, 2015
Ppl dey para o. A whole president una no want hin autograph? Chai!
Politics › Re: U.S. Likely To Sanction PEJ, Orubebe, Others Over Election Incitement by otemanuduno: 8:31pm On Apr 20, 2015
Do pls...
Can't wait to see KARMA pay MAMA PEACE a visit...though I don't believe in karma anyway grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Receives President Ouattara Alassane Of Côte D'ivoire by otemanuduno:
modath:
I am one of Jona & mama P biggest critics but that's a low blow right there , totally uncalled for.
When P and G are busy licking our money like soup they didn't know that it would be uncalled for abi.

I remember how Jeroboam the son of Nebat was mentioned thruout the old testament bible for making israel to sin. P and G have made a bad history already and they will forever be ridiculed no matter what. WHAT YOU HAVE DONE CAN NEVER BE DELETED. Singing in Orubebe's tone: Ti e ba n jeja, bi e ba n jeran. Bi e ba n fi eran ewure j'oka o....ka ma gbagbe pe ati po o la je laye o......singing till it fades.....
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe: 'I Still Insist That Buhari Has No WASSCE Certificate' by otemanuduno: 7:40pm On Apr 20, 2015
gregg2:
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Buhari is never my President. I am not proud of him.

How many Nigerians even voted for him? 15m out of total population of 180m does not represent a true wishes and aspiration of a people. Never!

I can't wait for 4yrs to come and go
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You for carry pikin of 0 to 2 years go vote nah. You no think b4 u type ni? 15,000 out of 180,000 voted for Buhari. Did you want 0-17 years to vote for him too? Yet na your likes go dey complain say underaged are voting. Chai!
Politics › Re: Doyin Okupe: 'I Still Insist That Buhari Has No WASSCE Certificate' by otemanuduno: 7:17pm On Apr 20, 2015
Goddex:
The following are APC's sponsored recent lies targetted at damaging GEJ's personality.

1) Missing $20b found in an account in zenith

2) PGEJ returns tons of dollars to federation accounts.

3) N2trillion spent on elections by PGEJ.

PUNCH's editor-in-chief is given 20m monthly for himself and his writers and also promised to succeed Reuben Abati when Buhari is sworn in
Buhari my HERO, Tinubu my role model. Quoters my slave tongue
Politics › Re: Xenophobia: Nigeria Gives South Africa 24hours Ultimatum. Threatens Action by otemanuduno: 4:26pm On Apr 20, 2015
The Nigerian government has said it will evacuate its citizens from the country if the attacks persist. There are about 800, 000 Nigerians living in South Africa‎


Chai! 800,000 Nigerians? That's too much o shocked

Well, that's what you get when you refuse to provide employment for your citizens.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Patronize Prostitutes? by otemanuduno: 4:16pm On Apr 20, 2015
Atmmachine:
Yea
Thank you
One more this is how do i cancel what someone wrote or make a word appear in capital letters
[s] text [/ s]

For bold letter:

[b] text [/ b]
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Patronize Prostitutes? by otemanuduno: 4:04pm On Apr 20, 2015
Atmmachine:
Mehn.
I don't understand
What are the steps??
If I need color red, I will do this:

[color= red] Text [/ color]

Color blue will be:

Text [/ color] etc.

Instead of writing the colors above, i can put codes such as:

[color=#1910BC] TEXT [/ color]
[color=#1920BC] TEXT [/ color] etc.


Note: Text= any text you want to post.


[color=pink]Do you get it now?

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