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franugo:
Oya opinions pls

Satan aka Yahweh created it through the power of his imagination. And it's only who believes in it like Gboyee4fun, 4evergod and Jacksonville that can get there, because our afterlife is determined by our beliefs here on earth(just like a dream made real).
God is Not A WICKED BEING THAT HE WOULD CREATE FIRE FOR THE PEOPLE HE CREATED. SATAN(YAHWEH) IS THE ONE BEHIND HELL FIRE.

CHAPTER TWENTY
1. Now when Matathias was old, he called his six children together and said to them, according to the prophecy the saviour of Juda shall come from us. And you know that I have brothers, uncles, cousins, nephews and nieces. But make sure that from you my children shall the saviour come.
2. For this way shall you preserve my name forever.
3. And you know how the lineage of Solmani also strive to see that the saviour comes from them. And they have made their genealogy also, from Solmani even to Zerubbabel the son of Pediaiah. And even until the time of Achim have they made it.
4. And they have awaited he who shall arise among them and conquer the whole world like Xender did. But O you my children, strive to see that the saviour comes from you.
5. Fight hard for it and let no other lineage do it more than you. For I have heard how Achim had stirred up a great fight among the Romans. And many think of him now as the saviour.
6. But I pray that he shall fall soon. And from us shall the saviour come.
7. Now Yosep the first son of Matathias went after Achim and killed him. For the words which his father told him had pepped him up to ferociousness. And Yosep continued the fierceness of Achim against the Romans. And when he could have conquered the Romans and fulfill the urims of the scribes of Juda, his friend betrayed him and killed him with many arrows.
8. And the name of his friend was Rashib. And Rashib took for a wife the wife of Yosep by force. And the sons of Yosep were Zabulon, Hush and Janna. And Janna who was the strongest of them went boldly after Rashib when he was in the bedchamber with his mother Meribeth.
9. And Janna pinned Rashib to the bed with his axe. And he fled the land. And Janna married in Galil and his wife gave birth to three daughters and a son. And the names of the children of Janna were Serub, Javana, Melchi and Tebesh.
10. And Melchi gave all his soul to the worship of the god of Juda. And he did not think along the direction of his ancestors who had said, be the saviour of the land of Yacob.
11. But Melchi was occupied with the sacrifices of goats and rams in the temple. And also in the burning of incense. And Melchi became sick when he had inhaled much smell of incense. And on the deathbed of Melchi, he told Levi his son, continue in these things I do. For for this reason have I named you Levi after the name of the tribe of the priests. And it shall be good for you to burn incense and make sacrifices to Yahweh our god continuously.
12. And Levi the son of Melchi said, I have heard you father. And I shall do all the things which you have said. Now Levi went his own way and took a wife called Vashti from the land of Elam.
13. And Vashti got pregnant for Levi and had a baby for him called Matthat .

Wilgrea7:
gobyee gave u a simple challenge... enter church and prove your power

Sol was right when he said that we don't wrestle against flesh and blood, but against powers. I would be a fool to enter church and mosque to fight physical fight whereas the spiritual fight is ongoing in the spiritual realm and I am having the victory over Satan your god.

[quote author= ]if Yahweh and Allah are under your feet then why are they still doing wonders in people's lives[/quote]They are doing wonders Lying wonders you mean? If you want to practically know how true their wonders are, take a lame guy on the road to one of them and see if he shall be healed. Don't follow what people claim, but go through your own personal experience. Then come back and tell me about the wonder. [quote author= ]and why cant u challenge and destroy their power openly? why come to nairaland when you can simply show the world that your imaginary friend is stronger?[/quote]The body is subject to mortality, but the Spirit continues. Have you heard how Oyedepo was physically slapping a girl who refused to key into his falsehood? Oyedepo wanted her to say that she is a witch, but she shocked them all. Then Oyedepo resorted to battery(a physical assault). If I go to either a Church or a mosque, I SHALL BE KILLED AND MY MISSION SHALL NOT BE FULFILLED. BUT THAT IT MIGHT BE FULFILLED, I WON'T MAKE MYSELF KNOWN THAT MUCH.

before you crucify me, remember Faulkin(Jesus of the Neanderthal period) used same method. And he even has twelve bodyguards around him. But I don't have any bodyguard. However, I will see Kumuyi, Oyedepo, TB Joshua and Adeboye the liars before I complete my mission on earth. But I won't go like an OTEM to any of them, because they are already expecting an OTEM whom they shall silence by killing him physically, but I AM INVINCIBLE!!!

ScienceWatch:
The power of the Holy Spirit at Scoan is seen in its purest form.

I have seen everyone with psychological disorders healed very rapidly.
There are too many human problems that science cant cure but they will accept the case anyway and make money out of the suffering. What is the root cause of psychological problems ?

See it happening 24hrs a day on Emmanuel TV 7 days a week.

The best place to truthfully learn all about the invisible spirit world, how it causes depression etc, dreams and how dreams and spirits effect our lives and the value of true knowledge is on Emmanuel.tv or Dstv CH 390 24hrs daily. See real people and listen carefully to their own testimonies. Scoan in Lagos, Nigeria has been examined by independent international spiritual leaders.

Here you will also learn why you must not pay for Spiritual healings.
It is written : "Freely the gift of healing is given to you, freely it must be given to those that need it".

Dont believe any critics on this matter. The most powerful international spiritual investigative teams have confirmed it all as verifiable TRUTH.

lol... So TB Joshua, the reincarnate of Yeshu has eventually established himself as a god Congrats to him though. He knows Eusebius his master in the spiritual realm. I have conquered them all, including Satan(Yahweh) their master.

Gboyee4fun:
is he my brother?, is he a Christian? he is the master of the fools self...moreso I don't get time to be angry with someone like him...sincerely he is a fool...a big one......
and mind you with due respect, before you quote scripture for me, know that the person you are quoting scripture to is not a nonentity of the true word...

At the bolded, it's like you don't read ur Bible so well... the Bible didn't say that if you tell your brother a fool, then you will go to hell fire. But it said that if you use that word 'fool' then HELL FIRE OF SATAN(your god) AWAITING YOU. Go back and read it.

Matthew 5:22

But I say unto you, that whosoever is angry
with his brother without a cause shall be in
danger of the judgment; and whosoever
shall say to his brother, ‘Raca,’ shall be in
danger of the council; but whosoever shall
say, Thou fool,’ shall be in danger of hell
fire.

You don't know enough of the word of satan(yahweh) you live your life by

ScienceWatch:
The best place to truthfully learn and see all about the invisible spirit world , dreams and how dreams and spirits effect our lives and the value of true knowledge is on Emmanuel.tv 24hrs daily. See real people and listen carefully to their own testimonies about Demon possession. Scoan in Lagos, Nigeria has been examined by independent international spiritual leaders. Here you will also learn why you must not pay for Spiritual healings and dream interpretation and deliverance from evil spirits.

All lies... I see their place in the spirit world. First of all ask yourself, all those people you see sharing testimonies, do you know any of them personally? And if you know any of them, is such person trustworthy in all aspects? Time will tell and the kingdom of Satan shall be exposed fully.

Wilgrea7:
you do understand that he called u unstable and your work fictitious right?

And what does that have to do with me. Owner of mouth called another owner of mouth anything he likes. All I know is that Yahweh=Satan and no god can gainsay my claim, else I will give it to them spiritually as I always do. Yahweh and Alla are currently under my feet spiritually. Watch and see how many of their pastors and Imam will be doing an undo before the year runs out(Kumuyi, Oyedepo and Adeboye the arch-criminals are not left out).

enimcnite:
i will not use my mouth to criticize or judge a man of God....i just dey observe!

They are all men of Satan, because their god Yahweh himself is Satan. If you wanna know, click my signature.

bigass:
watch which tongue. He is not Jesus. Even Jesus was abused. Oyedepo is a conman deceiving Nigerians since 1980

Both Oyedepo and Jesus are fake.

izu777:
make i hear word. watch your tongue man!

That thief Oyedepo

Lennycool1:
I doubt that as a christian you've ever truly thought about the very flawed logic of God answering your everyday trivial prayers.

People ask God for mundane things like
Passing exams
Marrying
Getting a job
Making money
Sunny weather


The list goes on and on and apparently you can ask God for anything(though it doesn't mean he'll always answer you) and when you do get what you asked for, no matter how trivial your request was, you'll instantly think God did it.

"My God has done it for me" is a very popular sentence for the religious, but what they fail to understand is that the moment you claim God answered your prayers it means he left these people

If we humans have used our monies and resources to help this children in the pix, there wouldn't be any need for this thread. God didn't interfere in the content of any of his uncountable planets and stars. HUMANS SHOULD BE BLAMED FOR THIS, ESPECIALLY THE RELIGIOUS PEOPLE(christians who collects others money and left the poor starving and the Muslim who cause much war and then caused the cut of food supply to children like this. I PRAY THAT THE VEIL OF RELIGION BEGIN TO UNFOLD FROM THE EYES OF HUMANS TO GIVE THEM REASONS TO HELP THEMSELVES AND NOT TO HELP THEIR PASTORS(who assumes the position of a creator) .

Gboyee4fun:
are you done with your noise...fool? go back to your Aja ile and let the fool that called you otem to reset your brain.

Christians can get angry sha!!! And you have to cope with me for the next two years, hope you know that

tuale4u:
You are just doing trial by error. All you are doing is playing with probability base on recent event. Nothing special in ur prediction. Anyone can predict a thousand tins and by chance one or more will come to pass. Nothing unique.

You're on point. A trial by error prediction is what we call URIM. the other one is called THUMMIM which is a divine prophecy and I made couple of them here on NL too, like the one I said Chelsea will win Newcastle 5-1 last season and it happened exactly like that.

Gboyee4fun:
get off with your delusion joor....better go back to Aja ile to reset your brain back....

Chai! This guy get abusive languages for mouth sha! Like father like son.

See the numerous curses of Yahweh upon his worshippers like you whenever you make any mistake.

[quote author= ]Deuteronomy 28:15-68
However, if you do not obey the Lord your God and do not carefully follow all his commands and decrees I am giving you today, all these curses will come on you and overtake you:

16 You will be cursed in the city and cursed in the country.

17 Your basket and your kneading trough will be cursed.

18 The fruit of your womb will be cursed, and the crops of your land, and the calves of your herds and the lambs of your flocks.

19 You will be cursed when you come in and cursed when you go out.

20 The Lord will send on you curses, confusion and rebuke in everything you put your hand to, until you are destroyed and come to sudden ruin because of the evil you have done in forsaking him.[a] 21 The Lord will plague you with diseases until he has destroyed you from the land you are entering to possess. 22 The Lord will strike you with wasting disease, with fever and inflammation, with scorching heat and drought, with blight and mildew, which will plague you until you perish. 23 The sky over your head will be bronze, the ground beneath you iron. 24 The Lord will turn the rain of your country into dust and powder; it will come down from the skies until you are destroyed.

25 The Lord will cause you to be defeated before your enemies. You will come at them from one direction but flee from them in seven, and you will become a thing of horror to all the kingdoms on earth. 26 Your carcasses will be food for all the birds and the wild animals, and there will be no one to frighten them away. 27 The Lord will afflict you with the boils of Egypt and with tumors, festering sores and the itch, from which you cannot be cured. 28 The Lord will afflict you with madness, blindness and confusion of mind. 29 At midday you will grope about like a blind person in the dark. You will be unsuccessful in everything you do; day after day you will be oppressed and robbed, with no one to rescue you.

30 You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and rape her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit. 31 Your ox will be slaughtered before your eyes, but you will eat none of it. Your donkey will be forcibly taken from you and will not be returned. Your sheep will be given to your enemies, and no one will rescue them. 32 Your sons and daughters will be given to another nation, and you will wear out your eyes watching for them day after day, powerless to lift a hand. 33 A people that you do not know will eat what your land and labor produce, and you will have nothing but cruel oppression all your days. 34 The sights you see will drive you mad. 35 The Lord will afflict your knees and legs with painful boils that cannot be cured, spreading from the soles of your feet to the top of your head.

36 The Lord will drive you and the king you set over you to a nation unknown to you or your ancestors. There you will worship other gods, gods of wood and stone. 37 You will become a thing of horror, a byword and an object of ridicule among all the peoples where the Lord will drive you.

38 You will sow much seed in the field but you will harvest little, because locusts will devour it. 39 You will plant vineyards and cultivate them but you will not drink the wine or gather the grapes, because worms will eat them. 40 You will have olive trees throughout your country but you will not use the oil, because the olives will drop off. 41 You will have sons and daughters but you will not keep them, because they will go into captivity. 42 Swarms of locusts will take over all your trees and the crops of your land.

43 The foreigners who reside among you will rise above you higher and higher, but you will sink lower and lower. 44 They will lend to you, but you will not lend to them. They will be the head, but you will be the tail.

45 All these curses will come on you. They will pursue you and overtake you until you are destroyed, because you did not obey the Lord your God and observe the commands and decrees he gave you. 46 They will be a sign and a wonder to you and your descendants forever. 47 Because you did not serve the Lord your God joyfully and gladly in the time of prosperity, 48 therefore in hunger and thirst, in unclothedness and dire poverty, you will serve the enemies the Lord sends against you. He will put an iron yoke on your neck until he has destroyed you.

49 The Lord will bring a nation against you from far away, from the ends of the earth, like an eagle swooping down, a nation whose language you will not understand, 50 a fierce-looking nation without respect for the old or pity for the young. 51 They will devour the young of your livestock and the crops of your land until you are destroyed. They will leave you no grain, new wine or olive oil, nor any calves of your herds or lambs of your flocks until you are ruined. 52 They will lay siege to all the cities throughout your land until the high fortified walls in which you trust fall down. They will besiege all the cities throughout the land the Lord your God is giving you.

53 Because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege, you will eat the fruit of the womb, the flesh of the sons and daughters the Lord your God has given you. 54 Even the most gentle and sensitive man among you will have no compassion on his own brother or the wife he loves or his surviving children, 55 and he will not give to one of them any of the flesh of his children that he is eating. It will be all he has left because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of all your cities. 56 The most gentle and sensitive woman among you—so sensitive and gentle that she would not venture to touch the ground with the sole of her foot—will begrudge the husband she loves and her own son or daughter 57 the afterbirth from her womb and the children she bears. For in her dire need she intends to eat them secretly because of the suffering your enemy will inflict on you during the siege of your cities.

58 If you do not carefully follow all the words of this law, which are written in this book, and do not revere this glorious and awesome name—the Lord your God— 59 the Lord will send fearful plagues on you and your descendants, harsh and prolonged disasters, and severe and lingering illnesses. 60 He will bring on you all the diseases of Egypt that you dreaded, and they will cling to you. 61 The Lord will also bring on you every kind of sickness and disaster not recorded in this Book of the Law, until you are destroyed. 62 You who were as numerous as the stars in the sky will be left but few in number, because you did not obey the Lord your God. 63 Just as it pleased the Lord to make you prosper and increase in number, so it will please him to ruin and destroy you. You will be uprooted from the land you are entering to possess.

64 Then the Lord will scatter you among all nations, from one end of the earth to the other. There you will worship other gods—gods of wood and stone, which neither you nor your ancestors have known. 65 Among those nations you will find no repose, no resting place for the sole of your foot. There the Lord will give you an anxious mind, eyes weary with longing, and a despairing heart. 66 You will live in constant suspense, filled with dread both night and day, never sure of your life. 67 In the morning you will say, “If only it were evening!” and in the evening, “If only it were morning!”—because of the terror that will fill your hearts and the sights that your eyes will see. 68 The Lord will send you back in ships to Egypt on a journey I said you should never make again. There you will offer yourselves for sale to your enemies as male and female slaves, but no one will buy you.[/quote]

luvinhubby:
Good fictitious writing from an unstable nairaland writer.

Congratulations. The truth of the universe is here. The confirmation is your statement.

Gboyee4fun:
lol..mother earth ko mother heaven ni......so you are getting ur information from the story of deluded people like you that have live before...shame on you..better let ur otem teach you more deeper things...lol

Funny guy. It's left for the panel of impartial judges to tell who among us is more deluded.

Adebash01:
Believe me as well, the meaning of that dream is that you will be great in your life, am telling you because it was an elderly man that told me.

I have told the OP, he thought I was joking

Muafrika2:
No way.

A lot of plagiarism of the bible. No originality at all. Too many characters (gods) it's confusing. The fictional parts are also blown out of proportion.

It reminds me of an episode of Ramayan when they decide to make their characters chase after each other in heaven/or somewhere.

God forbid that I should plagiarise from the bible(book of Satan). I am only giving you the full account of reality, but the bible gave you only 1% account of it and mixed much lie with it. I AM REVEALING THE TRUTHS IN THE HIDDEN, BURNT AND LOST SCROLLS WRITTEN IN ANCIENT TIMES ALL OVER THE WORLD AND NOTHING MORE.

erniewhez:
If God is to upgrade the bible, which areas of the bible would you suggest be readdressed? I have concern for the clause that a divorcee cannot remarry unless the ex dies. i wid want the clause removed, i mean what happens to those women who divorce due to domestic abuse, must they risk their lives to remain married or divorce and be lonely for the rest of their lives? what happens to those who divorced on ground of adultery, must they continue to endure their cheating spouse or divorce to remain lonely?

For you reasoning like this, it shows how wiser you are than the so-called god worshipped in the Bible. Hopefullandlord, Realmindz, Hardmirror, Seun, come and see where a human being is reasoning more rationally than the god of some people.

Cc: Kingebukasblog, 4evergod, Winner01, Jacksonville, Gboyee4fun, Muafrika2, etc.

Muafrika2:
Ah, it's just another of your cooked stories.

How is your ugly dog?

Do you mean Yahweh? Oh, it's fine, thanks.
At the bolded, how many stories have I written before now? If I could write fictions as this good, don't you think I should be among the best writers in the world?

4evergod, Muafrika2, Winner01, Mrpresident1, will you guys justify this wicked act of King Josias? He killed human beings and not animals for heaven's sake!!!

@Largas, I have forgotten that I said I would be editing the name LARGAS before pasting it. However, it amazes me how you got the name. Largas is the original name of Alla(the Muslim god). Pls pardon me.

Gboyee4fun:
see this dullard......for your information everything about religion started like 6000 years ago....go and learn more from your otem.....

No sir... People worship Mother Earth as long as 24,000 BCE. if you need link, I'll give it to you.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thum/5/50/Venus_von_Willendorf_01.jpg/220px-Venus_von_Willendorf_01.jpg
Upper Paleolithic, Venus von Willendorf, estimated to have been carved 24,000–22,000 BCE
[quote author= ]A mother goddess is a goddess who represents, or is a personification of nature, motherhood, fertility, creation, destruction or who embodies the bounty of the Earth. When equated with the Earth or the natural world, such goddesses are sometimes referred to as Mother Earth or as the Earth Mother.

Many different goddesses have represented motherhood in one way or another, and some have been associated with the birth of humanity as a whole, along with the universe and everything in it. Others have represented the fertility of the earth.[/quote]

Gboyee4fun:
The same u that call Jesus faukin still open your mouth to say Jesus did not come to this world.... you really need help Mr otem

Must I teach you son of Yahweh(the fool) like I teach a baby? Didn't I tell you that Faulkin existed millions of years back in the period of the neanderthals? His story is what writers bring into our own world and call him Jesus. Faulkin is real, Jesus is a fictional character written based on the real character Faulkin. Why are you so dull in understanding, O son of Satan??

annyplenty:
Stay ready at all times. He is coming.

How far? Has he come yet

Gboyee4fun, Winner01, 4evergod and Jacksonville, come and see commotion within the body of Jesus. Isn't this a sign that Satan(Yahweh) is the head of the church?

Gboyee4fun:
hmmm..what a grown up fool....

Didn't your god threaten you with hell fire if you say to someone 'thou fool?'
Christians are not far from the word 'fool', using it anytime at will whenever they are in 'painment'.

Petersamuel8:
. Why wasting your time on Nairaland, CNN is located in USA

We start from our own very land. Two years later, we go international.

Petersamuel8:
. Be careful what you post online

Why? I perceive there's something you're scared of
I AM OTEM, SENT TO THE WORLD TO REVEAL THE TRUE IDENTITY OF SATAN(YAHWEH) AND BRING THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE UNIVERSE TO ALL THE WORLD.

babz007:
sometimes i am really afraid to go to bed because my dreams are always horrible and very real, i have defied gravity so many times to the extent that i know how it feels even when i am awake i use to think it was just a normal thing until i start having persistent dreams of seeing myself flying and defying the laws of gravity it is so real it baffles me a lot, sometimes i tend to speak big grammatical English that i have never spoken when i am awake, sometimes while awake i tend to predict future happenings, because i use to have this feelings i cant explain about seeing a particular event happening before but i do not remember......please help me out i didnt bargain for all these

You are a blessed creature. That's a pointer to one greatness you are meant for. And until you discover that thing, you will keep seeing that dream. You ARE GREAT. YOU CAN EVEN BE A god OVER SOME IGNORANT PEOPLE IF YOU SO WISH. CONGRATS!