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Christianity Etc › Re: Comparing Yahweh With A Dog And A Father by otemanuduno(op): 1:46am On Oct 27, 2016
analice107:
You know, am envisaging you on a street engaging a mad man trying to convince him of sanity. Free yasef dear, free yasef.
grin When a low-thinker speaks... undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Belief by otemanuduno: 4:07pm On Oct 26, 2016
Alhajipablo:
what is larga?this is d first time I'm seeing you attribute it to any God
Everything is in the DOCTUFOS OF TRUTH here: https://www.nairaland.com/2938907/doctrine-ufos
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 2:02pm On Oct 26, 2016
chiedu7:
It sounds better.
grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 9:05am On Oct 26, 2016
Jacksonville:
what is this huh

You're shameless indeed. Perhaps I should name my toilet sit ''reverad'' and my sh!t '' atum''.... cool
It's a free world guy. As for me, no going back. My bulldog is already named Yahweh and the world wouldn't collapse cheesy cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Belief by otemanuduno: 9:03am On Oct 26, 2016
NevetsIbot:
I i were God, you'd rot in hell for calling him satan. Calling a creator a creation..... You're biggest fõol I've seen on NL.

I hope you repeat this to him on judgement day.... Keep living in your delusion.
God is so merciful, yu myt end up in heaven cos of grace...... Bimbo
Lol grin
Yahweh can't judge me because I don't serve him while on earth. It's like saying that a lecturer in UNILAG can give a student in FUNAAB carryover in his course. Is it possible? I belong to ATUM, a god who doesn't judge. Beware of Allah and Yahweh, the gods of judgement wink
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 6:58am On Oct 26, 2016
felixomor1:
Keep wobbling. undecided

James 1:8 A double minded man is unstable in all his ways.
Imagine someone condemning my editing, yet he just edited his own post also, adding James 1:8.

Christians are always guilty of what they condemn u for.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 6:56am On Oct 26, 2016
Wilgrea7:
is it ok if i name my toilet domino reverad?
This doesn't fit in... Domino is not a specific name... it just means GOD. even if you translate Yahweh with Google Translate, you will get Dominus. But yahweh is a specific name for a particular god, a reason why it makes sense for me naming him after my dog grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 6:53am On Oct 26, 2016
peacesamuel94:
do you think its right, to name a bulldog after your earthly father, how much more your creator?
Aluna is the creator of my physical structure, and the ALMIGHTY GOD is the creator of my soul. How does Yahweh(satan) come into my matter? undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 1:13am On Oct 26, 2016
felixomor1:
Editing ur posts to match up with ur past comments only confirms the general impression of u.
SMH
My dog is behaving like Satan. Satan=Yahweh or ain't you aware of that from the start since you know me on nairaland?

And since when did editing of post become a crime on NL forum?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 12:52am On Oct 26, 2016
AfroMighty:
Its obvious you are not well
But when you read in your bible how Elijah was making fun of other people's god, you didn't say that Elijah wasn't well, or did you think so? Even Chiedu7 is suggesting naming my dog Allah and you didn't say that he isn't well. Human beings and their gods sha cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 12:46am On Oct 26, 2016
chiedu7:
call ur bulldog, allah instead
Why Allah? Maybe I'll call my goat that.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op): 12:37am On Oct 26, 2016
AfroMighty:
If the dog is Yahweh then the ops has Yawere
lol...see how Yahweh and Yawere so much rhyme. Never thought of that before o. So Yahweh has Yawerehuh grin
Chai, I am having that kind joy Elijah heard when he was abusing other people's god back millions of years ago cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Belief by otemanuduno: 12:34am On Oct 26, 2016
Vick4rill:
were was your god when yahweh took over the earth?
Atum my god was making findings which the scientists will experience after. Atum my god doesn't fight for territory like Yahweh my dog. Atum my god is the god of Egypt(god of civilization). He isn't an angry and selfish god like yours. cheesy

However, the ALMIGHTY GOD, our GOD(the creator of all gods, including Allah, Yahweh, Atum, Vishnu) isn't concerned about possesing the earth because he has trillions of earthlike places and he is selfless.
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op):
felixomor1:
Why wont ?

When he calls something satan today and claims he wants to name his dog that same name, tomorrow?

Why wont I?
Yes,because my dog is behaving like Satan(Yahweh).
Christianity Etc › Christians, Is It A Sin To Name My Bulldog Yahweh? by otemanuduno(op):
Pls no one should pick offence with this. I might be naming my bulldog Yahweh because of its ferrocious acts. I have searched all through for the most befitting name and I settle for the name Yahweh because it can best describe the character of my dog: very fierce-looking, always angry, a choleric middle-aged dog, can consume anything that comes its way, can play with feaces just like Yahweh(Malachi 2:3 Behold I will corrupt your seed and spread feaces upon your faces...]

What do you think? Does that name fit my dog? grin grin grin

Cc: Seun, 4evergod, Winner01, Kingebukasblog, Jacksonville, Gboyee4fun, etc

Christianity Etc › Re: Was The Bible Plagiarized From Africa? by otemanuduno: 10:59pm On Oct 25, 2016
blueAgent:
The reverse is the case. most Bible stories were copied by other religeons .
lol... do you mean the Egyptians copied the Israelites? That would be funny if I should see a 'yes' response smiley
Christianity Etc › Re: My Favourite Christian Song (LMFAO!) by otemanuduno: 10:56pm On Oct 25, 2016
jnrbayano:
Any day I will come to Nairaland and observe people, atheists especially, stop deriding God, I will convert to atheism.

The more they deride him, the more convinced I am that God is almighty, all-knowing and ever present.

Consume more alcohol, become more intoxicated by it....
True talk, there is God Almighty, residing in everyone of us, manifesting in you, me, Messi, Ronaldo, Suarez, just in everybody. But there is another thing, darkness, evil, Yahweh aka Satan or Allah, presenting division and killings and genocides to the world, manifesting through religion. This will be too hard for you to understand.

GOD IS NOT IN A BOOK, BUT HE IS IN US, NO MATTER WHO WE ARE OR WHAT WE DO. GOD IS US, MANIFESTING IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE.
Christianity Etc › Re: Was The Bible Plagiarized From Africa? by otemanuduno: 10:45pm On Oct 25, 2016
blueAgent:
You can google it.
Give me links
Christianity Etc › Re: Comparing Yahweh With A Dog And A Father by otemanuduno(op):
Wilgrea7:
grin grin

Bruh you're funny..

most of what you're saying is based on what confused and dreaming people say about God.

which one do u believe in? eternal destruction or eternal torment?
Yahweh your god will punish his followers according to his own discretion. There are two afterlifes of Yahweh, one is fire, the other makes little sense(because I have been there once, when Eusebius appeared to me). But the one that makes sense doesn't have a single African man in it. I guess they are in the other side.

BUT I HAVE COME TO HELP AFRICANS, TO REDIRECT THEM AWAY FROM YAHWEH(Satan), the bastard son of God Almighty.


DOCTUFOS of TRUTH: Danyal 2:16. Then I said, how can that be? And the light said, the fire which you saw is made by the imagination of Nymphidis, one of the sons of God. And it could be accessed by anyone whose mind has been brought to the awareness of it.
17. Now did I say, how can one bring another to the awareness of the things in one’s head? Then the light said, by writing down the things which you want them to be aware of. And when such one has submitted to those things written down, they shall one day access those things in their heads also. For I have said before that all heads in the universe are connected to one another.
Christianity Etc › Re: Was The Bible Plagiarized From Africa? by otemanuduno: 10:27pm On Oct 25, 2016
blueAgent:
History proves you wrong.
How?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Doctrine Of The Ufos by otemanuduno(op): 10:21pm On Oct 25, 2016
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN
1. Now after about two decades, one called Nagge, of the lineage of Daoud began to fight hard to deliver Juda out of the hands of Grecon. And he said, I am the saviour whom the ancient books spoke about.
2. And I have come to take the kingdom of Juda out of the hands of these evil nations by force. Now Nagge began to kill many homos of Grecon who were upon his land in those days.
3. And he was a great terror to the colony of Grecon. And they began to hunt for Nagge, saying, he must be killed. But Nagge was strong and bold. And they could not conquer him.
4. Now those who observed the Shas said, surely Nagge is the saviour who was prophesied of in the books. And he shall conquer the world and restore Sumeria back.
5. And all nations shall give him respect. And he shall be greater than Xender of Grecon.
6. Now Nagge terrorised the forces of Grecon which sojourned in Juda in those days. And Nagge left signs in places where he had operated. And many of the homos of Grecon who resided in Juda began to draw back for fear.
7. And Roma began to come to Juda in those days, seeking how they shall make it their own colony. But the strength of Nagge was too much for them.
8. And some among the Romans bribed some of the Judaites, saying, if we take total authority over Juda, we shall make you equal in power with us. Now they said, let us think of how Nagge shall be brought down. For he is powerful, commanding a great number of soldiers.
9. Now Edramech, who was the high priest said, it is not a hard thing to bring Nagge down. For we shall bring him lower than the depth of the grave. Only fulfill your promise, O Romans.
10. Now Edramech conspired against Nagge, for when Nagge entered into the temple to worship Yahweh, Edramech raised an accusation against him, saying, you are not of legitimate birth, therefore you shall die, according to the commandment of Yahweh our god. For how did you, who is a bastard, enter into the congregation of the people of Yahweh our god?
11. Now Nagge said, it is not so, O great man of god. For I am of legitimate birth. Is my father not of the lineage of Daoud? Is my father not Math and my mother, is she not Shedirah?
12. Where did you hear this thing, O man of god?
13. Now when Nagge protested, the captain of his army came in and said, truly you are a bastard. For we have made our findings and we have seen that you are not of the lineage of Daoud. And we have checked your genealogy also, and we have seen that you are not fit to be the saviour of Juda and of Sumeria.
14. Now you have polluted the temple, so shall you be cast away forever from the presence of our god and his people. And you shall have your portion among the prisoners.
15. And in prison shall you die and become rotten.
16. So Nagge was cast in prison. But Edramech knew that Nagge was truly of the lineage of Daoud. Now the Romans came into the land of Juda in those days in multitude, but Edramech himself was killed when he asked that they should fulfill the thing which they spoke.
Christianity Etc › Re: Comparing Yahweh With A Dog And A Father by otemanuduno(op): 10:19pm On Oct 25, 2016
Ahmadgani:
If ignorance is bliss. You
must be the happiest
person on this planet.

don't take yourself too seriously cos no one else does
The ignorant ones don't always know that they are ignorant. I have seen secrets... I have passed through what human eyes cannot see. So I operate according to my mission on earth. Enjoy your ignorance guy.
Christianity Etc › Re: Comparing Yahweh With A Dog And A Father by otemanuduno(op): 9:52pm On Oct 25, 2016
Chubhie:
Ofcourse,you get rewarded with some few adrenaline rush which you interpret as fun as the entity operational through you wreaks spiritual havoc to sway the new in faith.
Which entity is operational thru me?
Christianity Etc › Re: Comparing Yahweh With A Dog And A Father by otemanuduno(op): 7:36pm On Oct 25, 2016
Chubhie:
If you know what's operational inside/through the OP, you would keep your safe distance and refuse to play his games.
Fear fear. Laffing in Swahili...it's all fun anyway... You can add yours to the list of Yahweh's folly cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Comparing Yahweh With A Dog And A Father by otemanuduno(op): 7:30pm On Oct 25, 2016
felixomor1:
This is kind of stuff that happens when pple skip drugs.

You need help bro.
Yahweh needs it more grin
Actually I just feel like catching fun with Yahweh today...we will do the rest while I'm sleeping(in my REM sleep). I discovered that anytime I catch fun with Yahweh, I always have some dreams where I get connected to their afterlifes and I am being persuaded to stop, but I have long refused their advances because THIS IS MY TIME. AFRICA MUST BE FREE. grin cheesy
Christianity Etc › Comparing Yahweh With A Dog And A Father by otemanuduno(op): 7:25pm On Oct 25, 2016
Here are the things a dog will never do:

1. A dog will never destroy his children(total annihilation). No matter what, a dog will never threaten his children with death.
A human being will never also threaten his children with killing(any human being who does that should be taken to the psychiatric hospital for brain check-up.

2. No matter what a child does to his parent, such parent will not throw the child inside fire. A dog will not do the same to its puppy.

3. A good man will never use people as slaves. A dog will not also do the same.

Here are the things Yahweh will do to his followers:

1. Yahweh will destroy them for using MTN CHEAT CODES. he will definitely require the past from them.

2. Yahweh will set them ablaze forever and ever, and the smoke of their torments will rise forever, because they pay money to 'omo onile' when they wanted to build house.

3. Yahweh will even kill some of them because they wore trousers as ladies instead of skirt or 'iro'.

4. Yahweh will surprise some of them with eternal fire for drinking the blood of Faulkin(Yeshua) unworthily. Infact, for this course many of them have already fallen sick, and many of them have died. And many of them will still die because they 'cannibalised' on the flesh and blood of his son unworthily(they understand better).

5. Yahweh will come in his wrath as usual and send devoures after them because some of them who earn 15k monthly did not pay 1,500 Naira tithe and offering to him. Rather, they used the money to buy 'hungry man size' INDOMIE to sustain their family.

6. Yahweh will even punish some of them in hell Fire as Linda said, because they use attachments and put on earrings. Infact, as Potbellied Kumuyi, the pastor of Oladeegbu said, "THE FIRE OF DEEPERLIFE HELL WILL BE HOTTER IF THEY MISS YAHWEH'S AFTERLIFE.

7. And Yahweh already know that FEW THERE BE THAT WILL ENTER HIS HEAVEN AMONG THE CHRISTIANS. NO MUSLIM CAN ENTER, BECAUSE YAHWEH AND ALLAH ARE NO MORE IN GOOD TERMS.

NOW WHOSE BEHAVIOUR DO YOU THINK IS BETTER... THE DOG or the god(Yahweh)?



Stultitia YHWH 4:15
And in the time of Otem and after, many began to say, the dogs of Israel are becoming more godly and the god of Israel is becoming more dogly, breathing out threats like as of a bulldog.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Belief by otemanuduno: 7:01pm On Oct 25, 2016
Brigham:
If God truly exist I can tell you he's not the God of the Bible or any other scriptures.
You are not far from the truth. God is not a killer, Yahweh is a killer. God is not an enforcer, Yahweh is one.
Christianity Etc › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Belief by otemanuduno: 6:58pm On Oct 25, 2016
theoneJabulani:
Those saying that God only shows himself to true believers are dickheads. The op is on a ledge, what would it cost Yahweh to appear to him on night and just say:"do u believe now?". Bt no, He is too busy preping our furnace. Come to think of it, Yahweh would be the No1 draft pick for hell when u look at his actions in the old testament
Yahweh? That guy's so daft. Imagine how he let someone like me worship him as the Almighty God for a greater part of my life undecided Now that I've seen the truth, I am here to reveal it to all that YAHWEH IS SATAN. I am very happy right now for the Op, losing his belief in Yahweh as God Almighty, as opposed to Kingebukasblog, 4everGod and Mrpresident1 whose eyes are still covered with the darkness of the veil of yahweh(Satan). I pray they see the light soon, AMEN!
Christianity Etc › Re: I Think I'm Losing My Belief by otemanuduno: 5:02pm On Oct 25, 2016
Akdegreat:
With an honest aim of understanding the nature of God and his wonder displayed in nature, I had set out on a quest for 'truth'. As a very inquisitive person, a sound background in scientific methods further fueled my already curious and inquisitive nature beyond normal.

As a kid, I asked several questions;
"Since God created everything that exist, what if God never existed, and hence nothing whatsoever exists? I often tried to picture a dark and void space remaining that way for all of eternity!! Whenever I did, I got lost in my wild imaginations"
"How did God come to be? Who created him?"
"What if God never created life? How would the earth be then? I often repeated same imaginations again but this time with planets, asteroids and other heavenly bodies. Of course I got lost again, severally"
"What if I was never born? So I would never have experienced the beauty of life? Scary!"
"Why did Lucifer ruin the Paradise? For Christ sakes we all would have been there now. Why didn't God even kill Lucifer at once earlier to prevent it? He knew the future!"

I grew up into a devote Christian with different questions;
"With the so many religions on earth could we possibly be worshipping the same God in different ways?"
"If the God I worship in the bible is the one true God and creator of the universe, would he destroy non-christians in hell simply because they worshipped him wrongly?"
"Would God really condemn a devote Christian to hell after years of righteous living simply because he erred one time and dies without repentance? Would he now allow a person who has done heinous things into paradise simply because he finally accepts the salvation story in the end?". I had many more questions that bothered my mind but I'd stop there.

These questions didn't matter so much as I still upheld the Bible as truth and lived by its doctrines. On a second thought they must have sown the seed of doubt in my mind; a seed that came to germinate later on.
A lot of things happened during my undergraduate study that shook my belief but for the sake of brevity, I'd mention a few..
I held the opinion that "compared to clerics, scientists better understood the awesomeness and magnificence of God". Come to think of it this way, with every scientific discovery, scientists reveal God's wonder in nature while clerics keep 'recycling' doctrines written in our ancient Holy Bible. The beautiful works of God in nature were unreconcilable with the barbarisms attributed to him in the bible. When some Bible claims corroborate with scientific findings we're good, but when 'outrageous' claims are found in the Bible, we are convinced that they're metaphorical with deeper meaning. Gradually, it became obvious that science had more credence compared to religion. My religiosity reduced drastically as well as my total trust in the bible as ultimate truth. Not sure anymore, I wondered if there's a creator (God) or not. I mean, 'the Bible must have so poorly described God' I thought.

Aside from bible, I sought knowledge of God from various books on religion, spirituality and nature. I read the Qur'an and it bored me. I came across "Earth's Chronicles, The 12th Planet, and other controversial books by Zecharia Sitchin. They were indeed controversial, and I asked myself 'how did he know all those things?' The works of Thomas Paine is worthy of mention. I agreed with him largely, especially his 'Age of Reason'. I discussed my thoughts with another 'thinker' (I choose not to mention his name) and he introduced me to the 'Sumerian Texts', the 'Epic of Gilgamesh' among other amazing books. Wow! What have I been doing. They shared similarities with the Bible so I couldn't help but wonder and ask more questions. 'Did I believe in a big lie all these while?' ...
Take one more step. Visit this link:
Christianity Etc › Re: Satan How Far? by otemanuduno: 2:52pm On Oct 25, 2016
Gboyee4fun:
lol, I don't have knowledge... I have God.
All humans are connected with God, but some are connected with Satan(yahweh) more than they are to God.

God is in us, but Satan does not want us to know this.

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