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Dumb guy.

Just wait until it is announced.

Iceking1:
God Almighty really showed me mercy, It was few years back that I fully and wholeheartedly believed the saying that nothing goes for nothing, and that there's no success without hardwork. Few years back I don't sleep, I was tying 2 heavy and hefty sledge hammer to my dick with shoe lace, the pain was unbearable, I was in so much pains, two sledge hammer hanging on the air with my dick as what's holding it. I does this 6 days a week and for girth, I did jerking, uli, squeeze and all sorts of exercises to gain girth. I went from 3.5 girth to 4.9 and 4 on the dot length to 6.1

God Almighty really showed me mercy.

On top wettin.

Bro relax. Many guys have very sizable joysticks but the porn industry has made most dick sizes look small.

The people in porn industry are called freaks of nature which is why you see same set of guys getting used repeatedly cos only 1% of men on earth has above 8inches long joystick.

If you have a size above 6inches, you belong to the 15% of men that are above average.

75% of all men on earth have below 6inches.

So no need killing yourself cos one lady who has most likely overstretched her kuntus with XL cucumber or Love Machine tells you that you are small.

Iceking1:
Average size is the heat 5.5 - 6.5 in length and 6 in girth and above.

Nope.

Average erect joysticks ranged from 14-16cms (5.5 to 6.2 inches) in length and 12-13cm (4.7 to 5.1 inches) in girth.

Men, i will repeat myself, width/length/girth matters not. Its what you can do with it. No girl wants her v.a.g.i.n.a.l walls destroyed with a 10 inch ====>

D!k challenged men, work on your tongue game, 99% of women do not o.r.g.a.s.m by penetration.

Spot on @ the embolden.

In reference to this thread on front page some minutes ago
https://www.nairaland.com/8125440/girlfriend-left-me-big-joystick/1#130488871, I think Nlfpm, Mynd44 or Lalasticlala should put this thread on fpage

Lol! I don't believe this except the Op is extremely small.

I remember this thread I created way back

https://www.nairaland.com/5027366/ladies-dont-deceived-average-best

Nlfpm should take a look at it.

GODPUNISHALABI:
She's beautiful no wonder the perm sec no fit resist

She is pretty.

It takes more than a fine face for a lady to be tagged outwardly beautiful.

She must have a banging body.

God1000:
Not bad, but why should our president and all his security chiefs gather for a meeting with the head of government agency in US, I find it a little demeaning though

You must really think highly of Tinubu.

A common puppet.

4Play:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/jun/13/london-man-jailed-stealthing-removing-condom-without-consent

This is why many guys in UK are celibate.

It is better to be a celebate than ending up in prison.

A lady went home with a guy, consented to intimacy but latter reported that the guy raped her simply because the guy insisted the lady goes home after the rump when the lady insisted that she will wait for the guy in his bonk whilst he goes to work.

She latter said she reported that the guy raped her cos she felt used.

They come online to start saying rubbish forgetting the fact that there are consequences.

The worst thing to ever happen to Nigeria.

It is very bizarre that Tinubu's team is doing so much to justify a common mishap.

Anybody can trip and fall down both old and young and thst is not the issue at all.

The blatant truth is that Tinubu is not a strong man judging from his age and we should be more concerned about his ability to govern and not trying to defend an inconsequential act.

Foolishness is when you leave comparison of good governance and start talking about first to fall.

God1blessBiafra:



I am not laughing at him ooo,It can happen to anyone.

But Old Man that supposed to be at home playing with his grandchildren is who Nigerians made their president of 200 million people.



That's the Kind of Country they want me to continue sharing.

I keep correcting you guys.

Nigerians did not make him the president..

He stole the mandate.

GOFRONT:
Chaiii

This scenario fits well for Tinubu and shetty.
Hopefully, this fate awaits them nextmonth.

Btw, watch as bloggers overflog the biography of this Malawian president in the coming days

No matter what, never wish anyone death. Even your enemies.

What do you expect from a certificate forger and Narcotics cartel bagman if not backwardness.

Tinubu is a colossal failure, an epitome of everything evil and an embodiment of everything negative.

sonnie10:
Those points are not valid.
Marriage is not the only option in US. There are a lot of family based options.
Have heard of DECA program?

There was no where I mentioned that marriage is the only option. I only write that UK has more options and very very easy too.

I think I will stop responding to mentions on this matter.

sonnie10:
You just contradicted yourself. You talked about life being better for those with legal residency and then went on to talk about legal residence through a child.
Did you even know that as a permanent resident through any means in the US, especially through family, it takes less than 5 years to become a citizen?

What contradiction?

I listed valid points. How Is that contradictory

I also made mention that Asides marriage which makes it easy to get legal status in the states, UK has more options.

You guys should try reading to comprehend and not reading to respond.

Wereh, Just know that a time must come when you will literally wish a man really desires you cos the outward beauty of a woman is transient.

So yes you might just be lucky to meet one I.diot who will gladly spend tax payers money on your diminishing beauty but it certainly has expiration date.

No pun intended.

Mod: Apologies to Yvonne Jegede cos after watching the podcast I realised that the context in which the statement was made was very appropriate.

Sorry I came too hard on you.

Deeegbee:
Your senseless epistle here is evidence of you being daft person.

Are you a VISITOR in the UK?

We are discussing of legal residents here, you blabbing about Visitors?

Who doesn't know VISITORS will have to pay out of their pocket!!!

You are just spewing trash and NONSENSE!!!

From your CAVE, you are also comparing US with UK..lol

This is a confirmation that I have been wasting my time with someone most likely posting from one bug infested room in one remote part of a neglected place in Nigeria.

I guess you missed the part where I wrote that I am a legal resident here for well over 10 years or can't you see the audacity in my write ups.

You are indeed daftt for even trying to twist the narratives.

I gave a detailed reason why UK is the best amongst the three countries and rather than come out with facts to counter me, you resorted to trolling which is very typical of low lives.

Can you please stop quoting me.

Deeegbee:
See this ignoramus!!!

What you spewed here is full of shit...

Who told YOU healthcare is not free in Canada?

This shows how many people negative and toxic an average Nigerian can be.

You foolishly concluded that I am an ignoramus just to point out a nonsensical View.

I was expecting you to counter the points one after the other in order to arrive at your ediotic remark.

First off, let me make it care that healthcare is not FREE IN THE REAL SENSE ANYWHERE because the care is being made available by tax payers money.

Now comparing UK to Canada I can tell you for a fact that UK healthcare is still more robustly free in UK as against Canada where you still need to rely on insurance to access certain healthcare.

Also for visitors, contrary to your stwpid unfounded post that it is free, I challenge you to go dons out.

EMERGENCY HEALTHCARE SERVICES IS NOT FREE FOR VISITORS IN CANADA.

Given birth is not also free in Canada for visitors.

You are the type of people I was referring to as the ediots who write trash from their bug infested rooms yet they know nothing about what they write about.

I would have been kind towards you if you did not come in a condescending manner just to end up disgracing yourself.

Bloody ignoramus.

Blablablabla

Just do it.

sonnie10:
So you would rather go to UK where your child would have to wait 7 year after birth to become a citizen than a place like the US that the child becomes automatic citizen right from birth?
Also you would rather go to UK where for instance a nurse make less than 50k per year than the US where nurses make on average 80- 90 a year?
Talking about emergency treatment, did you even know that it is law for hospitals in US to treat anyone with emergency situation, including child birth whether they can pay or not?
And who told you that you can’t find a single self contain room for less 600 dollars in most US state
Everything you listed up is not a true comparison of the two countries.

I will broaden your mind this last time.

In the states YES your child becomes an automatic citizen BUT IT ENDS THERE.

UNTIL THAT CHILD IS 21,THE PARENTS CAN NEVER BECOME CITIZEN from his birth.

In the UK once a child is 7years,the child as well as the parents automatically get legal residence status.


As for the salary you mentioned then it is obvious that you overlooked the point I raised.

The cost of living in the states will still take a chunk of that money and at the end, the nurse making less in UK will have far more savings than the nurse in the states making higher salary.

For the accommodation I can tell you for a fact that it is far more affordable in UK. This is a fact.

All the points I wrote are facts.

The people complaining about UK are either illegal with no right to work or the uneducated ones who lack the capacity to improve their skills.

UK is not a country for layabouts or those who choose to remain redundant.

You must do courses to be eligible for many high paying jobs in the UK and i have a friend who chose to remain in Germany doing cleaning jobs and this same guy left a security job opportunity in UK because he simply can't write the course to qualify for it.

I see many people write ignorantly from the comfort of thier rooms about a country they have never stayed as a legal resident and I laugh.

UK is about the best country you can live in the world with fantastic quality of life.

Have you ever asked yourself why those ediots complaining about UK refuse to come back home?

membranus:
Thanks for this travelling enlightenment.

You are welcome bro.

I try to ignore many ignorant people online cos it's a waste of time trying to prove shits to them.

HIbreed:
I have been in a state of confusion to choose between the UK and Canada, I am utterly confused, my mind is gearing to Canada. Maybe, I'm about to make mistake. What edge does the UK have over the States and Canada? Can you throw more light if you don't mind.

1. Healthcare

UK has free healthcare across board so much that even visitors don't pay to give birth cos it is considered an emergency which everyone in UK is entitled to regardless of your immigration status. You will only pay for extra treatment as a visitor.

This is not the same in te states and most likely not the case in Canada.

2. Road transport network.

The UK has one of the best network in the world compared to other countries esoecially the states where you will need to get yourself a car of face a very harrowing experience.

3. Accommodation cost...

America has the highest accommodation cost when you compare to the UK and Canada.

In UK you can easily get a shared room for 600pounds where you don't need to pay extra bills but that same apartment will cost you far more in America especially in many urban cities.

4. Welfare system.

The UK has the best social welfare when it comes to taking care of their citizens.

The UK government prioritises welfare so much that no single mum with a minor child is homeless as the Govt provides accommodation for them (even if you don't have resident permit)

The ability to have emergency treatment free is also part of the robust welfare system.

5. Cost of living.

The UK is designed in such a way that the average wage of workers is sufficient enough for you to pay for a decent place to live and groceries are very affordable despite the increment in price unlike America where groceries are more expensive and you even have to pay extra added tax.

6. Salary..

This is the area many people think America is better than the UK but when you consider the cost of accommodation and living cost in America generally, you will realize that it is easier to save 700pounds in the UK if you make like 2k pounds than it will be easy to save 700usd if you make 3000usd a month.

7. Life security

Please I don't even need to write so much on this.

8. Taxation...

People say UK has a high tax but this is a big fat lie.

The UK generally tax you 20% and you don't get taxed at all if you make 12k or less a year.

The America system has a lower income tax but you will also pay additional different types of tax that make it even far more than that of the UK.

9. Ease of integration.

Asides the marriage route which the states is known for, it is easier to have resident permit in UK than Canada and America.

A. You can get your residence in UK if you are a man or woman who has a child with a UK citizen or one with ILR(indefinite leave to remain)

B. You can have your resident permit if you have a child that has no link to any UK citizen but you just have to wait for 7 years.

C. You can have your resident permit if you come to the UK with a minor child... Just wait for the child to live for at least 7 years.

D. You can have leave to remain in the UK if you suffer a serious medical condition and if you can prove that the condition will deteriorate in the absence of treatment and that you can't afford the treatment back in your country.

Let me just stop here.

Only ignorant people who have no clue of how things work will be typing shits.

RaptorX:
Do you know how many Nigerians travel regularly to the UK and come back without staying there, what are you talking about get a visa first. Before this current japa trend Jandon(London) was just a Lagos extension that people go and come back in days.

That word "Lagos estension" is particularly used by those who have never visited UK once.

Anonimoux:
Honestly there's something dark about that place. I don't need to be there to know. My heart has never really fancied it for once.

I have lived here for over 10years and it is the best place I have ever lived and far better than the states, Canada and many other countries.

Stay there be typing what you don't know.

KnowledgePower7:
Ever since I was a child, for some weird reason I have always disliked UK

Like if I'm given Free Visa to UK
I will not go 1000% serious

And even if I must go, once I enter London
After 10 minutes I will go back to Airport

To me, UK has a gloomy dark vibe that I can't really explain.
Maybe in my past life I was involved with an event in UK, which made me dislike that place..

Just the thought of me going to UK
Gives me Anxiety... I just can't explain why

I rather go to Japan, South Korea than UK

Super story.

Get the visa first. If you come and go back then you will be taken serious.

Nairaland is full of insensitive dumb heads.

Most of the immature minds commenting have no clue about the level of psychological damage rape and any form of sexual molestation can do.

I am a victim and I know exactly how you can be affected for the rest of your life.

Proserpina:
Are you saying all Nigerian men are promiscuous? You mean there are no men who loyal and sexually disciplined?

In statistical random sampling, if you randomly pick 8eggs out of a crate of 12eggs and all the 8 are bad, it is safe to say the entire crate is bad.

So what is the point if a lady leaves a cheating husband just to start giving herself as sx toy to different men in the bid to get a "faithful" man which is extremely hard to get.

Go check the men who pride themselves as faithful and you will most likely see that there are compelling reasons why they are faithful.

CHoccolaTE:
LMAO, all this blackmail to force women to forgive cheating na wa o.

Leaving her promiscuous husband is still better because she might choose to stay alone and be 100% free from useless men and their STDs.

Exactly. Except she wants to remain alone.

pocohantas:
HIV drugs are free at government hospitals I believe. As for your mum, early detection is key, abi how them dey talk am?

When they say women should endure like the mothers of old, I guess this is what they mean.

I was expecting the closing remarks and that is just the truth.

Men who sleep around unprotected are wicked.

If you must sleep around at least protect yourself... Common sense.

Unfortunately, leaving a promiscuous husband is not a guarantee that you won't get a std cos even the next man you will eventually be with may even be more reckless than the one you left.

It is just by GOD'S grace that women especially can be free from the high chance of getting std.

Frost124:
Good day nairalanders, thank God this site is a faceless forum... Few weeks ago my dad told me he is HIV positive, when he told me I was disappointed but I made sure I didn't show it and I encouraged him... Him and my mother has been sick for a while and I certainly know he has transferred it to my mum.... My dad was very promiscuous when he was younger even after he married my mom he was still promiscuous. I am the only child and I have been footing the bills for their medical cares I am just 26 years old and I have spent so much and there is more spending still to come.... My father only told me, my mother is not aware of her health status all she thinks it's just a normal sickness happening to her. I have no one to talk to, I don't trust any friends because I believe when I tell them, they will certainly spread the news and you know the stigmatization against HIV patients, it's not good... I am frustrated, depressed and financially drained, sometimes I stay in my room and cry.... To avoid thinking, sometimes I just drink some alcohol... This issue has been in my heart for several weeks I just had to put it on Nairaland to ease my pain. My father just called me today that my mom has been admitted to the hospital, she was too weak to even walk.... Another spending and I am running out of cash, don't know what to do anymore. It wouldn't be this severe if they found out earlier, it's almost late. May God help me and my parents.

HIV is no longer a death sentence and you don't need to spend any huge sum treating them.

Many hospitals in Nigeria give out anti retro viral drugs and as long as they use these drugs they can live for several years.

There are millions living a happy and fulfilled life with the virus.

There is nothing to worry about