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When a lady thinks the best way to make money is with her body, this is what comes out of it.

But will they ever learn.

Skit

StreetTyga:
I can imagine how ugly and myopic u are for quoting this masquerade beautiful.

Small boys like you judge a woman's beauty with face but real men like me look at the body of a lady.

StreetTyga:
This his daughter that looks like the most ugliest African masquerade that will bring husband home..

Anyone that's marrying this one is probably marrying her because hunger that's wiring him and for her money..

Bring husband home like as if good men are cheap.

Only a brainless Gen Z can make this comment.

That lady is not just beautiful but very very beautiful.

xgod:
Good advice, but how old is the Onni to have a daughter that Age? Just curious here

He had her when he was very very young.

He is about 50 now I guess.

If I was ever told that Reno can be bought by Tinubu I would have gambled with my life.

But then as they say every man has a price.

I can only imagine what he will do after Tinubu leaves office in 2027 that is if GOD permits him to finish the tenure.

Reno is a curse to himself not because he is supporting Tinubu after being hired in private but because he is a two faced hungry man with zero integrity.

Santalpharay:
And this man in question is not prepared for this at all. Now they won't allow him to benefit from their health care system for the sick and the elderly.

See Guy, the UK SYSTEM does not give in to sentiments.

There are rules. That he suffers from stroke does not mean he can't be deported except if there is a substantial evidence to show that the stroke will rapidly deteriorate upon arrival in Nigeria.

He also had the chance to get an indefinite leave to remain after spending 20years under the long residence rule but his lawyer fvked things up by submitting a forged document which is why he is in this situation.

He may be able to get respite at the appeal tribunal if the judge will be linient.

As I wrote, no sentiments

kossyablaze:
Canada is best

Lol!

UK is actually the best.

I have lived in the UK for many years and I have 2 siblings in states and many friends in Canada.

I won't bother stressing this but you can state why you think Canada is the best and I will gladly give you a counter notion with facts.

southsouthking:
One country i detest the most.

Dem don refuse this one tire

incogni2o:
I have a question.

Is it proper to go public with things like this?

Does it help?

It helps a lot.

The more you talk about it, the stringer you get in overcoming it.

Its like a therapy.

Mariangeles:
What is that food you simply can't give up eating, no matter what they say about it?

Mine is kilishi.

Yeah, I've read all sorts about it, but I simply can't give up its sweet and spicy goodness. 🥵

What is yours?

Picture credit: Mariangeles

Are you a chef?

Your threads mostly talk about food.

Bobloco:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/05/18/2027-atiku-stepping-down-for-peter-obill-make-tinubus-reelection-easy-lauretta-onochie/

Wettin this one smoke?

Calvary247:
My husband cheats alot.
I tried communicating with him to consider my emotional and psychological well-being but he didn't really take kin interest. I have wanted to cheat back but thinking of it disgusts me. Just help with a piece of advice that will help me.


Edited: File photo used for illustration

Beg him to use condom and to also do it far away from you.

But then it is what it is... A man can marry more than a lady if he wants to so no need complaining.

Doublemen:
This person is not bald but wearing a skin cut. You can see the root of his hair. For a bald person, the head will be shinning and totally smooth.

OK maybe the right words should be skin cut.

Lalasticlala has landed.

Useless post.

Chidolalar:
What makes you love your bald.
Don't u feel it diminishes your appearance and causes u to be low on confidence. Bcuz that is one of d major tin baldness does to d appearance of d human body

I'm talking about bald by choice.

This type of classy bald with beards.

Ladies love it a lot.

Whatever rocks his boat.

Me I love my bald with beards.

Damage control after misyarning.


So going by what he said earlier... Did these people he mentioned not pave way for him?

OboOlora:
Olodo Nigerians, you have a smart phone to post on nairaland but can't use google lens to recerse the image and get a name.

No wonder y'all are being led by a drug lord whose real name remains a mystery till today

His real name is Yekini Amoda Ogunlere from iragbidi in osun state.

A renowned drug lord.

mekuso89:
What's the name please I just saw it in my house

Distoleon annulatus

ElevationD:
See how he placed his filthy hands on the lady’s bum? His hands and dried head make him appear like a bricklayer.

I cannot believe that he may be out after 17 years. People like him should be sent to Yemen, Afghanistan, Iran or Iraq for judgement.

UK has a very linient punishment for murder. So annoying.

Eriokanmi:
Marwa deserves to be president. This country would have really prospered. He was the one who introduced the tricycle which was why the called it kękę marwa. Obj adopted the initiatives and changed the name to keke napep( national poverty alleviation programme).

If marwa contents tomorrow, I'd vote him, the way I carry obi mata for head. As you can see, people like evil more than good. We'd never get leadership right unless we change our mindset.

Infact Jakande of blessed memory and Buba Marwa actually built Lagos.

Tinubu only turned Lagos to his MMM(Money making machine)

MrIcredible:
Lol
I and your father are probably agemates or make I senior the way ray sef.
Keke napep came in 1999 just when Buba Marwa was about to handover, which is why some mugus like you call it keke Maruwa,but the initiative and programe that brought it is called napep.

I will be a fool to continue this discussion with you.

The fact that you called people MUMU because they refer to it as keke marwa makes you a bigger mumu.

Now run to bed and stop arguing foolishly.

MrIcredible:
Keke napep some mumus call keke Maruwa

You must be a Gen Z

The original name was keke marwa
And to think you are the confirmed mumu.

Lesson: Be reasonable not to use vulgar words when making a point cos it may backfire.

Welcome to Nigeria.

But wait o.. I thought they said the autopsy was done in the states.

https://leadership.ng/toxicology-on-mohbads-body-ongoing-in-us-lagos-tells-coroner/

A disaster in waiting in a country that has no job security

Lol!

As long as INEC is still under the criminal mahmood yakubu, Tinubu will buy his way in once again.

And let me use this medium to correct the notion that Yorubas voted for Tinubu...

Majority of Yorubas did not vote him but HE BOUGHT HIS WAY and if there is anyone to hold accountable it should be INEC.

That's why I laugh at Obi and Atiku cos they can't unseat him except they make transmission of election results from pollng unit mandatory else that polling unit result will be voided.

Mod: I totally agree that a merger between PDP and LP will definitely remove Tinubu no matter how Inec tries to sabotage for him.

The division between LP and PDP made it easy for INEC to manipulate the last election in his favour.

RussellRutherfo:
You know how many senseless boys would have gone deeper lengths in their nonsense rituals thinking the vehicle was bought for btw 100-280m Naira not knowing it was bought for 27m Naira still on credit self.

Believe all these social media hyping less.

You guys don't find out before making conclusions.

The said car was sold at 27 million but portable said 60Million and it is not a g wagon.

ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8ac1z9VKPg

Singer Portable jumps gate to escape as police comes to arrest him over alleged unpaid debt for his G-Wagon

Men of the Lagos state police command have arrested singer Portable. The singer was arrested today May 14 following a petition from a car dealer. Portable allegedly purchased a G-Wagon worth N27 million from the car dealer, made a down payment and took the vehicle away with the promise to pay the balance.

After waiting for a while without any word concerning his balance, the dealer reached out to the singer who claimed the car he purchased had faults. The dealer then asked the singer to return the car or pay the balance but Portable allegedly refused.

Following a petition from the dealer, the police moved in and arrested the singer who is currently in their custody.

When contacted, the spokesperson of the Lagos state police command, SP Benjamin Hundeyin confirmed the arrest of the singer.

Via: lindaikejiblog

Portable nah wereh

Illiteracy is a bad thing o. So he is not aware that he just put himself in serious trouble cos now they will charge him with evasion.

He would have gone with them like a big boy but he must shaa show himself.

flyinnizam:
Wike Vowed In 2020 Not To Interfere With State Affairs After Leaving Office As Governor.


https://saharareporters.com/2024/05/13/flashback-how-wike-insisted-godfatherism-would-fail-rivers-state-vowed-2020-not

Crazy man.