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Nwogbe:
Can't just stop laughing meehnn wetin dy pursue u?

o boy na 20 naira I hold.

100Cents: hmm, priorities...

What if i kill two chickens ?

Come to think of how some of those meat will waste.

cain brought to God his finest of sheep do you really how much that sheep cost then. People who knows the worth of this feast don't bother about the price of the ram

capip120: Ram: chai! these guys don finish my people finish my kind this year!!! why them no go see goat kill?
Goat: My brother you know Islam is a peaceful religion and as such peaceful animals like you are needed for sacrifice and munching...
Ram: but we have been proving stubborn of late nah! I called for a revolution sometimes telling all the rams to start proving stubborn to their owners which they did. I wonder why it isn't publicised so that people will start having resentment for us?
Goat: Bros see what, right from time immemorial una don they prove loyal that is why Bible recommended ram for sacrifice wey them wan offer baba God. see for example when God tell AB make him offer him son as sacrifice you no see say him come later provide ram for am? guys on periods like this you guys are doomed forever hahahahaha.
Ram: so na which way be the way nah?
Goat: shey na una they waka they cross mainroad like say na una get the road ney? my friend am afraid there is noway out, you created this so you deal with it!!

goat now eating meat and munching it with strengths that one could see the vein stretch on his foreheads.
Ram: guy na wetin be that wey you they chop na?
Goat: guy na meat oh!
Ram: which meat?
Goat: guy e be like say na that ram wey oga buy for that him second wife Adamu Don kill am na em I dey chop.
Ram: chai!!! there is God oh!! all this meat that you guys are sharing out there God is watching you ooh, Diarisgodoh!!! chai! chai!!
HAPPY SALLAH TO ALL OUR MUSLIM BROTHERS.

joke no fit you atall, so dry

Nobleval: it marvels me. It's not worth it.

if u really undertands what we are celebrating then you must know its worth more than that

#182,000,000 fraud with the highest level of crime and was sentenced to ordinary 5 years imprisonment . I have said it am coming back in my next world as an african but surely nt from nigeria
@op na u post topic na you be first to comment. Shebi na only u waka come, greedy man

princetunex: Oh.. you mean you have no feelings for women until you confirm that they are married then your lust for them starts developing? You will soon be taught a physical and spiritual lesson.

nt until they are married I just love them married

A post you liked, I may read and ignore liking it and that's how every man choice is take it or leave it, it's the simple truth. I know some people might say is a curse or am under a spell but the truth is I always has have crush on beautiful married women. And am doing very fine in the game cause am always winning . My ex is married but we still have this close relationship, my current gf is a beautiful married girl and lots of them to mention. my problem is I have got lots of criticism on it and am still asking is anything wrong with it.

epospiky: what are you browsing with then? 'bm'?

ode can't I browse with my airtime

I no get mb, pls someone should describe the video for me.

@op what of Gordons, the list never complete jaare

Barca 2 psg 1

Abeg Roma win joor

Chelcy10: lmao....... Sua-Razor

na sua scissors

EA Sports wasn't joking when it said FIFA 15 would be the most realistic soccer game ever made. For all the detailed features added into this year's game -- which include adjustments to account for ball spin during gameplay -- the most popular will surely be the integration of biting onto the field of play.

Uruguay's Luis Suarez made headlines in this summer's World Cup when he bit Italy's Giorgio Chiellini toward the end of a group play match. Suarez was suspended from all FIFA-regulated play for four months after that incident, which includes missing matches with his professional club, F.C. Barcelona.

Suarez is known for using biting as a dirty tactic in games, having done it at least twice before at the professional level. Suarez has pledged to never bit again, but that promise apparently does not apply to his video game character. Fans playing the game's demo have witnessed Suarez biting in the game on several occasions

One interesting feature of FIFA video games is that players suspended in real life are unavailable to be used in the game. Since Suarez's ban is still in place, he can't be played with in the actual game. But he is available in the game's demo mode, which is where these biting incidents are presumably being found.

It's unclear if FIFA 15 will include this feature in the full game mode, or if it's merely a promotional tactic. But if EA Sports is committed to a realistic game, the right decision is obvious.

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/futuresport/201409/suarez-still-biting-people-fifa-15-soccer-video

theiks: Buying a bold 5 for her n after 3months she spoilt hers n I gave her my own bold5 n bought a Nokia windows phone

shey na ur papa b dangote? Two bold 5 and one nokia lumia . Oga tell us anod thing

koxi: How disgusting!!!

u never see love, omo u go fear love

How much did u pay the Mod to your topic in FP

marieolae: Believing him even when I knew he was lying.

your own don finish b dat

Each time I cough I deposit in her mouth to swallow . I encourage u guys to try it its fun

Abbey2sam: .

this midnight naim u dey book space, na wa for u ooo

satowind: Don't u hear de husband is former ie retired but the wife still dey game. Wait were all this people dat are fighting gay marriage wat do we call this one?

lol she has gayish body but not gayish private parts

fagin1982: Dont pray to be a SA black ..The grass looks green on paper but in reality its opposite ..Nigeria is way way better ....I love Nigeria..I rep Nigeria ..My Homeland

ok sir, bt am nt coming to naija

V0lv0: The guy he killed is not igbo but a Ghanaian. Asiedu is a Ghanaian surname. Anyways am glad justice has finally been served.

thanks bt d name resemble igbo just as in Ejike Asiegbu

20pounds: Ko

what do u mean sir? is that your village language?