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CrimeRe: Police Extorted 2million Naira From Members Of Pyrate Confraternity In Edo State by otipoju(m):
Levels pass levels.

You dey sieze items belonging to the brothers of the boss of your boss's boss.

They are highly connected and thier agelong decision to evacuate the campuses and never be on the streets has helped them in their cause.
PropertiesRe: How A Neighbour Turned Our Compound Into A War Zone - Must Read! by otipoju(m): 1:44pm On Aug 02, 2025
Good read.

This applies to many areas of life especially when dealing with Nigerians.

I am part of an amateur soccer club and I just try to be kind, mature and mind my business and avoid needless confrontation over issues that can be solved easily.

Some troublesome folks would frequently just say provoking words just to see me loose my cool.

Until last week when I exploded while still in total control of my emotions and actions.

They were shocked. Nigerians don't like easy-going reasonable and fair people.

They will take you for granted.

Meanwhile, all those services you rendered voluntarily ought to be paid for. Enjoy your peace of mind.
Foreign AffairsRe: Black Americans Begin Boycott Of African-Owned Businesses by otipoju(m): 12:40pm On Aug 02, 2025
Funny enough, one elderly man was talking about this last week for over one hour on the phone with me....he was dead serious.
SportsRe: Wafcon-winning Coach Justine Madugu Gets Upgraded Cash Reward From Nigerian Govt by otipoju(m): 4:32pm On Jul 31, 2025
Good job. Everyone should get the same.

It's a team sport comprised of visible and invisible parts.
SportsRe: WAFCON - Morocco 2025; A Final For The History Books by otipoju(m): 5:43am On Jul 28, 2025
Nigeria...never say die spirit that makes us the envy of Africa
PropertiesRe: Can 80 Million Build This Church Design? by otipoju(m): 4:30am On Jul 26, 2025
Don't know. Nice design.


Nairaland wahala don too much with this 40 character sheet
FamilyRe: How Can My Wife Stop Shouting When Getting Kids Ready For School? Man Seeks Help by otipoju(m): 8:26pm On Jul 25, 2025
Let her wake up earlier.

She's passing out her frustrations on the kids who in turn will think it's normal amd start doing same to others.
EducationRe: Latest Dress Code In Uniife by otipoju(m): 4:15am On Jul 25, 2025
This is excessive to be honest. Make students no sit on top each other laps?
Na secondary school we dem dey ni?

Motion ground of those years. Things dey sup.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Breaking News: Suspected Killer Of Kogi Photojournalist Commits Suicide In Hotel by otipoju(m): 2:29am On Jul 25, 2025
Guy was probably a cultist in school and had killed a lot of men and could not quench his thirst for blood.
CelebritiesRe: WWE Legend Hulk Hogan Is Dead At 71 — Cardiac Arrest After Surgery by otipoju(m): 6:30pm On Jul 24, 2025
No RIP to waste for a racist scumbag who we thought was a good man when we watched him as kids in the 80's.
PoliticsRe: Chelsea Defender Tosin Adarabioyo Visits Sanwo-olu (Photos) by otipoju(m): 10:30am On Jul 24, 2025
Cmanforall:
He should replace Troost Ekong in the Siluoer Eagles.

I first noticed him in Fulham
Football does not work.like that. Ekong still has one more nations cup at least.
CrimeRe: One Killed As Hoodlums, Monarch’s Supporters Clash Over New Park In Lagos by otipoju(m): 1:24pm On Jul 22, 2025
PlasmaTV:
When I was still in town, three incidents made me almost give up on Lagos and agberos.


1
One time, I was going somewhere in the morning. Say 8am. I had a traveling bag (note that I wasn't traveling).

I was at Ojota bridge area when suddenly, 3 young guys accosted me and started hailing me, telling me to give them something for the weekend. I told them in English that I didn't have shishi to give. You wouldn't believe that these fewls threatened to seize my phone if I didn't give them money.
I changed it to Yoruba and cussed them. They scuttled away. They thought I was a JJC.


2
Another bitter experience was when BAT visited Lagos and caused heavy traffic. My guy who worked was going home but because of terrible traffic, everybody had to trek at a point. Agberos wanted to snatch his bag and in the process, they stabbed his chest. He bled out like a chicken on the side of the road, with virtually nobody coming to help. Best graduating student of the faculty fa. His daughter was just a few months old.


If Lagos doesn't rid itself of agberos, the state would implode in 20 years time.
I don't know how intense their activities are now but agbero became legalized in 1999 at the beginning of Tinubu's first term as a Lagos governor.

My point is that it has become a part and parcel of the socio economy of Lagos and unless a military leader comes and stamp it out...nothing will happen.

However the Agbero Transport Worker setting have a rigid chain of command and are usually disciplined except when they go to war with each other.

Those guys that killed your friends are likely street initiated members of secret cults who bully and steal for a living.
RomanceRe: Man To Man.... by otipoju(m): 3:59am On Jul 22, 2025
Hmmm.

If you put 100 men together 98 go give you different versions of the same story.

Women are best loved from afar.
EducationRe: Babcock Student Whose Nude Video Was Leaked By Her Boyfriend Bags First Class by otipoju(m): 1:31am On Jul 22, 2025
monex:
why do you think she is done


You people overvalue nude leaks
In an African society, certain doors become forever closed to you when you do some kain forkopps.

It is an unforgiving society. Go ask naira Marley and Eedris Abdulkareem.
SportsRe: Not Messi Or Ronaldo: Trump Names His Greatest Footballer Of All Time by otipoju(m): 10:02am On Jul 17, 2025
richmond500:
I watched videos of Pele, Pele was great but I'll still choose Messi and ronaldo.
Pele didn't have many strong rival like M10 or Cr7 in his days, also football rules weren't this hard and skills weren't this refined during Pele time.

The duo dominated when Benzema, scholes, De bryne, Xavi, Pique, Ramos etc were on the pitch with crazy passes and crazy tackles.
When it comes to dribble, there is no one that existed on this planet that does it better than Ankara messi
He did it in an era of hard tackles and heavier balls.

To get a penalty or freeckick those days was not easy and the balls were nowhere as light as today's. It was heavy real leather and harder to shoot over long distances
CultureRe: Soldiers Bar Traditionalists From Awujale’s Muslim Funeral by otipoju(m): 8:46pm On Jul 15, 2025
Belurved1:
Possibly he had paid his due when he was alive or he doesn't belong to them. If not, no one can stop them from performing their traditions.

They don't need any permission from anyone, they'll have their way by force once the deceased belong to them.
Guns are not respecter of anyone
FamilyRe: I Need Answers From A Yoruba Interpreter by otipoju(m):
Racheal45:
We are Edo but we bear Yoruba names
Mine is siwaju which means ahead
Some say its is Niwaju
But Niwaju means in front
Is the real name Niwaju or Siwaju
Or 2 different meaning
Siwaju has a sense of "moving" ahead

Niwaju has a sense of already being ahead and at rest in a place.

Both mean the same thing
PoliticsRe: Buhari Was A Tragic Mistake Of History... Goodbye! by otipoju(m): 1:09pm On Jul 14, 2025
SmartPolician:
Which institution did he reform?

Buhari reformed the railway industry in the North and South West. You need to visit some state-of-the-art railways and terminals that the Chinese built across those regions.

Unfortunately, Rotimi Amaechi, his transport minister who handled the project, fooooolishly cut of the South South and South East.
Because he was trying to please Buhari and the Northerners so they could vote for him to become president.

Amaechi Sacrificed his people on the altar of personal ambition.
PoliticsRe: National Chairman Of Labour Party, Julius Abure Visits Nyesom Wike, In Abuja by otipoju(m): 1:39pm On Jul 13, 2025
Politics of betrayal is the norm in the Nigerian society.

No permanent friends only permanent interests. That is why they are usually cold and ruthless.

Wike is the unofficial vice president.
FoodRe: Please Who Knows The Name Of This Fruit And How's Eaten by otipoju(m): 7:15am On Jul 13, 2025
Boil and eat except the seed. Tastes good with corn and coconut.
PoliticsRe: Dapo Abiodun's Educational Qualifications: The Moral Burden by otipoju(m): 7:12am On Jul 13, 2025
Once you lie, you have to keep lying to uphold the first lie.


That's why I try not to lie the first time. Lying I'd a heavy burden to much for me to carry.
SportsRe: Napoli Reject New €70m Gala Osimhen Bid by otipoju(m): 5:00am On Jul 12, 2025
Napoli will still cry over their shenanigans.

By July 15 the whole dynamics go change when the 75 million clause expires
CrimeRe: Man Reunites With His Mother After Spending 26 Years In Prison On Death Row by otipoju(m): 12:49am On Jul 12, 2025
bobonla:
How can u jail a mechanic for repairing a gen. Omo no justice in this country ajeh.
Meanwhile i like my girl built like this
Nigeria is a very very scary place to live in.

Funny enough there are thousands of his likes languishing in prison for things they knew nothing about.

Being in wrong place at the wrong time can alter your life forever.
CultureRe: Moment Ooni Of Ife Met His Long Lost Friend At An Event by otipoju(m): 12:42am On Jul 12, 2025
Gaspardd:
He was a year my junior back then... But here I am last yr when I went to village... An old lady saw me and asked me "Bawo Lakada" 😕😕😕😕😕
Lol. That's interesting. You remain a child where the elderly ones are no matter how old one grows.

Then memory loss for elderly ones na reality.

I was in Angie in '00, Awo in 05. Never liked Faj then but I would now.

Me sef don mature ooo.
PoliticsRe: VP Kashim Shettima Told To Resign by otipoju(m): 2:10am On Jul 11, 2025
Why should he resign , did he do anything wrong?

LA la la la la la la la la la
CultureRe: Moment Ooni Of Ife Met His Long Lost Friend At An Event by otipoju(m): 1:57pm On Jul 10, 2025
Gaspardd:
That's Paul Alaje nah... Not really old time friend. He was then OAU SU president
You don tey.

40 Characters don complete. A short sentence can be original content.
RomanceRe: My Virgin Wife Now Something Else by otipoju(m):
Kobojunkie:
The way some of you talk, one would think you were born this mentally f-ked up! undecided

So, what you are attempting to have us believe is that as soon as your mother/sister/grandmother/etc., were deflowered, the risk of them having so many other men inside of them went up the roof? undecided

This convenient idea of yours did not apply to you after you were deflowered but to females including the ones in your home and around you? undecided
Swerve go one side. If you dont understand feminine nature then go sleep.

The women of yester years did not have the communication gadgets, numerous hotels and ease of travel that modern women have. No be sey dem dey virtuous like that, na opportunity no dey.

They lived in communities where everybody knew everybody. that is the single factor that checked their wild impulses.

It's a different world we live in where those barriers do not exist anymore and why you see their true colours come out.
RomanceRe: My Virgin Wife Now Something Else by otipoju(m):
Dem don dey drill your wife borehole. Dem just start. She will go and look for other men until she satisfies her curiosity or contacts diseases . Then her body go calm down small.

Marrying a virgin is very risky as she will continue to wonder how it feels to have another man inside her.

She is gone. Just send her away before she born pikin for you.

Or be a vengeful person and use her to experience things like party and other naughty stuff and when you are done with her send her on her way.
RomanceRe: Babe At The Salon Called 4 Men For Hair Money: All Of Them Sent Hair Money by otipoju(m): 3:17pm On Jul 06, 2025
Double0h7:
God punish poverty! This is not a flex! cry


I have nothing more to say lipsrsealed
I sight you. Are you Ethiopian Eritrean or Somalian ?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Rodrygo Set To Leave Real Madrid, Arsenal Favorites For Brazilian's Signature by otipoju(m): 3:12pm On Jul 06, 2025
sterlingD:
l think it is too hasty for him to make this decision and take action on it. Go into the new season and see how the new coach deploys his tactics in various formation and see how you can and will fit in into his plans, his tactics and formation and perform well .

It is just my thought though correct me if l am wrong
There is no point. Madrid team has to balance commercial and marketing interests with that of the football game itself.

Mapped, Bellingham, Vinicius all have to start ahead of him not for footballing reasons but commercial interests.

They won't bench any of those three for him.
TV/MoviesRe: Only People Born In 80's Will Understand by otipoju(m):
justmatiu:
i can relate o. the picture speaks a lot about my childhood in idioro mushin when we use to peep through d window of a bachelor who usually watch porn via his hunch back tv.
make i reduce d volume.
I sabi one Zanga for that side that year that I cannot decode. Dem dey sharpen pencil live and direct for one agege pen cinema not to far from the territory of the empire

Ran one or two films in that cinema not to far from the emperors palace in my early breakout years until I downloaded the latest software and upgraded to digital platforms.

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