Where is that meme of a guy point to his mouth as in begging for feeding

Nah me be that for that 30 seconds
I no go waste my time tell them of peace or preaching because they don hear am already

Omo in all my years on nairaland I no know say this kind beautiful thread de for here. See people with military knowledge everywhere.

I, too is a lover of military I even joined NDA but sadly I fled from training. The level of discipline and other rough punishments was too much for me. Not that I am not fit enough but I am too free spirited, I hate too much discipline, someone commanding and punishing me all the time.

But I regret my actions now, I should have just endured. My stupid nature cost me that opportunity. I might apply again.

Yes

Sirheny007:
Look, Tinubu can make a Guinness World record.
If he can do 5 push-ups...

I don't think there's a president that has attempted that.

Arrow of god 😁
@ signature

Goodlyhrt:
I feel my problem so far has been overthinking.

I always think of the worst-case scenario each time I'm faced with difficulty.

Sometimes I develop migraines from many thoughts that end up making me weak to even take a step towards solving the issue. This has been my problem actually.

Who else is experiencing this..

I am exactly like you may be worse

GABRIEL6036:
Many idiots are practically impersonating Army... God go catch all of una one by one. We can tell from afar you are not a personnel if we see one. How can airforce not know the f**kg different between PL and second lieutenant in army, her rank oooo 🤨😡😡😡😡😡. You go soon meet your waterloo one day idiot

Are you an officer?
Please I need to talk to someone in the military

ocelot2006:
AFTER READING THE RESPONSES OF SO MANY POSTERS ON THIS THREAD, I CANT HELP BEING FORCED TO REACT TO SO MANY HALF-TRUTHS AND MISINFORMATION PEOPLE WHO ARE IGNORANT ON ISSUES MAKE. IT WILL PAY EVERYBODY TO ALWAYS CONDUCT A LITTLE RESEARCH FROM PEOPLE THAT KNOW, OR BETTER STILL, THE PROFESSION INVOLVED, BEFORE MAKING WRONG AND IRRELEVANT COMMENTS. FOR THE PURPOSE OF CLARITY AND EDUCATION, I WOULD MAKE SOME POINTS CLEAR, WITHOUT ANY BIAS.

FIRST OF ALL, AS A REGULAR COMBATANT NAVAL OFFICER WHO PASSED THROUGH THE PRESTIGIOUS NDA, I KNOW THAT AM VERY COMFORTABLE WITH WHAT AM BEING PAID [b]RIGHT NOW!!. DO YOU GET EMPLOYED JUST TO GET RICH OR TO MAKE A GOOD, DECENT AND COMFORTABLE LIVING? WHATEVER YOUR ANSWER IS PUTS YOU IN THE REQUIRED CATEGORY. BUT I MUST TELL You THAT I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MEASURE UP, AND EVEN BETTER, THAN SOME OF MY NUMEROUS CIVILIAN CONTEMPORARIES WORKING IN OTHER SECTORS OF THE ECONOMY, EVEN THE OIL AND GAS. ITS UP TO YOU TO MAKE YOUR DECISION ON THAT. OUR PAY HAS BEEN GREATLY CONSOLIDATED RECENTLY AND EVERYBODY IS HAPPY AND APPRECIATIVE. IT MAY INTEREST YOU TO FIND OUT AND FEEL THE PULSE OF A MILITARY FRIEND, IF YOU HAVE ONE.

SECONDLY, I MUST AGREE WITH YOU THAT FAMILY ISSUES IS REALLY A PROBLEM IN THE MILITARY, IN TERMS OF OUT-STATION POSTINGS. HOWEVER, I MUST SAY THAT SOME POSTERS HAVE OVER EXAGGERATED THIS FACT. THERE IS HARDLY NO PROFESSION IN THE WORLD THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE SOME OCCASSIONAL SEPARATION FROM FAMILIES. THIS COULD BE IN FORM OF COURSES, BUSINESS TRIPS, INTERVIEWS, PROMOTION-RELATED APPOINTMENTS AND RESPONSIBILITIES AMONGST OTHERS. IT IS NOT PECULIAR TO THE MILITARY ALONE. BUT THERE WOULD ALWAYS BE A WAY OUT, AT LEAST TO CURTAIL IT TO THE BAREST MINIMUM.

IN MY OWN CASE AS A NAVAL OFFICER, I STATIONED MY FAMILY IN LAGOS. THIS IS BECAUSE LAGOS HAS THE HIGHEST CONCENTRATION OF NAVAL ESTABLISHMENTS (ABOUT 90%). SO THERE IS ALWAYS A 90% CHANCE THAT ALL MY APPOINTMENTS WOULD BE IN LAGOS WHERE MY FAMILY IS LOCATED. IT IS NOT A RULE OF THE THUMB, BUT IT HAS WORKED FOR ME SO FAR. IT WOULD ALWAYS WORK IF YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH AND APPRECIATION WELL. HOWEVER, IF ONE IS APPOINTED OUTSIDE YOUR LOCATION, YOUR FAMILY DO NOT HAVE TO GO WITH You. YOU DONT HAVE TO DISRUPT YOUR CHILDREN'S EDUCATION OR YOUR SPOUSE'S EMPLOYMENT OR BUSINESS BY MOVING THEM WITH YOU. YOUR ABSENCE WOULDNT LAST FOREVER, AT MOST 24 MONTHS YOU SHOULD BE BACK. MOREOVER THERE ARE INTERMITTENT PERIODS OF ANNUAL AND COMPASSIONATE LEAVE AND PASSES TO CUSHION THE EFFECT, AND EVERYBODY IS HAPPY.

I WILL ALSO WANT TO REACT ON THE 'CONTROVERSIAL' AND THE MUCH TOUTED CAR 'GIFT' GIVEN TO MILITARY OFFICERS BY THE FORMER PRESIDENT. FOR AVOIDANCE OF DOUBT, IT IS NOT A GIFT, IT IS A LOAN AND WE ARE PAYING DEARLY FOR IT MONTHLY, FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS. YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW MUCH I LOSE MONTHLY ON THE ACCOUNT OF THAT. HOWEVER AM NOT COMPLAINING BECAUSE IT WAS OPTIONAL FROM THE ONSET, IT WASNT COMPULSORY AND YOU HAD THE RIGHT TO REJECT IT. I KNOW SOME PEOPLE WHO DID NOT COLLECT. SOME WHO WERE ENTITLED TO A HIGHER BRAND OF CAR OPTED FOR A LOWER CATEGORY DUE TO REPAYMENT BURDEN. SO NAIRALANDERS, BE BETTER INFORMED.

FURTHERMORE, TALKING ABOUT DEATH AND DYING, I DONT THINK THERE IS A PROFESSION THAT DOES NOT HAVE A MEASURE OF RISK THAT IS GRAVE ENOUGH TO CAUSE DEATH. EVEN SLEEPING IS RISKY BECAUSE ONE CAN DIE OF IDLENESS AND INACTIVITY. PLEASE BE MORE POSITIVE TO LIFE. IF ITS NOT YOUR TIME, EVEN IF A BULLET SPILLS OUT YOUR BRAINS, GOD CAN WORK A MIRACLE THROUGH A ROADSIDE CHEMIST (DRUG SELLER) AND YOU WOULD BE BACK ON YOUR FEET AGAIN. YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO BE RUSHED TO ST NICHOLAS, HAVANA OR EKO HOSPITALS. IF YOU ARE A BANKER, HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF AN ARMED ROBBER BREAKS IN, OR EVEN ON YOUR WAY HOME IN TRAFFIC WHEN YOU CLOSE LATE? IF You ARE IN THE OIL AND GAS SECTOR AND WORKING IN THE NIGER DELTA, DO You KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF THERE WAS AN EXPLOSION OFFSHORE ON THE RIG OR IF THE MILITANTS DECIDES TO PAY A VISIT TO YOUR FLOW STATION? AFTERALL SOME OF THE PEOPLE WHO DIED DURING 9/11 AT THE WORLD TRADE CENTRE WERE IN THEIR OFFICES. TO EVERY PROFESSION OR JOB, THERE IS AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD CAPABLE OF KILLING SOMEONE UNEXPECTEDLY, NO ONE IS SAFER. I SERVED IN ECOMOG FOR ALMOST A YEAR AND CAME BACK SAFELY. I HAVE BEEN SERVING IN THE NIGER DELTA FOR THE PAST 18 MONTHS, YET SOME PEOPLE CAME AND DIED WITHIN 3 WEEKS. I AM NOT BETTER, WISER OR STRONGER THAN THEM IN ANY WAY BUT AM ALIVE TODAY BY THE GRACE OF GOD. SO POSSIBILITY OF DEATH IS A FLIMSY EXCUSE TO RUN AWAY FROM THE MILITARY. LETS HAVE A MUCH POSITIVE OUTLOOK TO LIFE AND KNOW THAT WHEREVER WE ARE, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

ON A FINAL NOTE, I MUST TRUTHFULLY ASSERT THAT THE MILITARY IS A NOBLE PROFESSION AND GONE ARE THOSE DAYS WHEN ONLY DROP OUTS, MEDIOCRES AND USELESS PEOPLE ARE FOUND THEREIN. INFACT NOWADAYS YOU CANT EVEN SURVIVE THE WIND OF CHANGE IF YOU ARE ONE. IN THE NIGERIAN ARMED FORCES, WE HAVE FIRST CLASS BRAINS, SKILLFULL ENGINEERS, BRILLANT DOCTORS, ERUDITE TACTICIANS, DAZZLING ACADEMICIANS, TALENTED NAVIGATORS, TESTED PILOTS, MAGNIFICIENT MARKSMEN, SUPERP MEN AND WOMEN OF NOBLE CHARACTER AND DISPOSITION. I CAN GO ON AND ON AND ON. IN ANOTHER VEIN, BEING A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN THAT WE ARE FAILURES WHERE EVEN THE MOST ADVANCED MILITARIES ARE LACKING. AS AN INSIDER, IT WOULD BE THE MOST UNFAIR COMPARISON TO MAKE. WHEN YOU LOOK AT THE INTIMIDATING BIOGRAPHIES AND FEATS OF THE GENERALS AGWAI, KHOBE AND ADMIRALS OMBU, BOB-MANUEL, ISAH, AMAUCHE OF THIS WORLD, You WILL UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS A PLACE WHERE NOBLE MEN TREAD. WELL, EXCUSES TO ALMIGHTY QUOTA SYSTEM AND GEOPOLITICS OF THE NIGERIAN NATION WHICH HAVE REALLY DEVASTATED THE STRUCTURES OF OUR NATION AND RELEGATED HARDWORK AND MERIT TO THE BACKGROUND. WHATEVER THE CASE, THERE IS ALWAYS ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT. I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN ALL TAKE OUR DESTINIES INTO OUR HAND AND UNLEARN ALL THE NEGATIVE ATTRIBUTES WE HAVE INCULCATED OVER TIME FOR THE PURPOSE OF A BETTER FUTURE. WITH THIS IN LINE, EVERY ASPECT OF OUR NATIONAL LIFE, INCLUDING THE ARMED FORCES, WOULD BE BETTER FOR IT.

I HOPE SOMEBODY IS EDUCATED AND BETTER INFORMED BY MY INPUT.

@POSTER
PLS GO AHEAD, JOIN US AND SERVE YOUR FATHERLAND. YOU ARE ON A RIGHT COURSE AND YOU WONT REGRET IT. YOU COULD GET RICH IN THE PROCESS BECAUSE MANY OFFICERS AND MEN ARE INDEED RICH, IF THAT IS WHAT You DESIRE IN A PROFESSION BUT DONT BE OVERAMBITIOUS. YOU COULD GET HURT AND BURN YOUR FINGERS BIG TIME!!!!
YOU ARE MOST WELCOME ON BOARD A NOBLE PROFESSION MY BROTHER!!
ONE LOVE.[/b]



@ V/Admiral
RESPECT.

Hello sir. This post was made long ago you must be a high officer now.
Please can I want to speak to you about the military

arthurwillia:


Rest I pay 700£ per month including bills, make almost 2.2k per month after tax. More than often people do not need two jobs to meet up. So rest oga

Boss are you in the U.S? Am about to apply for a visa and I need to speak to someone in the US

Teminio:
Good morning people!
I'm wondering why I don't get response to the question asked over several days now.
I know response is a favour, is there a criteria for response or is my question not cleared? I don't understand, please help!

Below is the question, I will appreciate response from kind heart based on experience
Does embassy accept GTBank receipt that was not stamped or signed? the original was misplaced.
If no, what should be done? Thank you

This thread is dying
Checkout the thread for UK and see how active it is.

Nunu2023:
Good day everyone, I also have the same issue, I have not been able to schedule my USA F1 visa appointment, the portal is telling me that an email will be sent to me on when my application to schedule an appointment is approved and it has been like that for few days now. Kindly add me to the WhatsApp date hunting group 08060756848

Boss abeg I want to apply for this F1 visa but I am a complete novice can you please tell me the estimated cost of the whole visa process and if it is possible for a secondary school graduate to apply
Thank you

IbeOkehie:
The good old days when naira was strong 💪

It is well, all is well,

God is in control.

Please reply to my quote

😭😭😭😭

Dsimmer:


You should be happy Madrid didn't top it by signing a striker in Mbappe. Lol. They don't currently have a striker but Bellingham has been stepping up as a false striker/second striker for Madrid. Anyway, el classico already lost its magic.

El clasico is still El clasico e never lose any magic

ellizy:
Am I the only one who isn't interested in ELclasico like before?

Yes you are the only one.
I am a big Messi fan but soldier go soldier come barrack still remain. El clasico is not between Ronaldo and Messi. It's between Barca and Madrid

Today we the La Masia kids will put Bellingham and his fellow multi million dollars midfielders to test.

I remember how they woefully failed the test last season. we play them pass so tey they begin chase shadows

Forca Barca!!!
Mes que UN club

IbeOkehie:
The good old days when naira was strong 💪

It is well, all is well,

God is in control.

Sir I have been going through your comment history and I like your view of Japa.
I am about to take the same route you took to the U.S
I have this black Puerto Rican friend who lives in new jersey and he has promised to help me move to U.S. he promised to house me until I am good to be on my own he also promised to pay for my flight.

My problem now is how to get a visa. I don't know if I can successfully get a tourist visa which I recon will be the cheapest visa since getting a student visa will require me to pay school fees.

Please I don't know if it possible to get your contact so you can guide me. I hope to get a response from you. Thanks 🙏 in advance

CJStarz:
Reading this,I summarized that it's either the story is cruise or you have no respect, whatsoever for your mother. You describe her in such a derogatory way.

I love her. I am only trying to explain the situation clearly because that's what is happening.

I can force my way but I reasoned that I might be the one who is wrong since I am blinded by passion and determination to succeed.

MrBrownJay1:
why did she suddenly changed her mind?! what is her EXACT reason for being against it now?!

No special reason. She isn't enlightened, I don't think she has travelled outside southeast before. Doesn't know how to use the internet.

She is saying she heard of how Nigeria will invade Niger and that some soldiers are deserting because they know they will die... She probably got this news from one pastor she went to visit this evening. She is also giving examples of people that joined the army and later ran away... Bro so many rubbish reasons

She won't even listen when I told her that NDA is a university and that it's students don't take part in combat. She is saying it's a lie that as long as they teach you to shoot one day they will come and carry all of us and send us to die. Just imagine stuffs an illiterate will say. I am so lost right now

immortalcrown:
Does the NDA have any strange effect on a student who is the only child of his or her parents?

I am yet to understand your fear.

Read well bro my mother is threatening hellfire right now as I am typing this. She is the reason I am about to forfeit it

I just got admission in to NDA I will be truthful I am the only child of my parents. My mother isn't very enlightened, she initially supported me but now she is seriously opposing me.
I am about to forfeit the admission because of her threats
Please I need advice. I am from south east

Ayaya na nando

Is it possible for someone who just finished secondary school to travel to canada? How much does one need to have before considering traveling abroad. Please someone should explain I tried googling but I didn't get my desired answers

You are very mad OP especially for saying no under 21s this just shows that wisdom is not by age. What matured advice are you looking for? Continue dating a girl that wants you to indulge in gay for money. This simply shows she is willing to see the guy die for money. That she was there when he was struggling and so? nonsense... Nah kindergarten u suppose take this question to

3gpvids:
You never jam vagina na

Vagina with diamond abi

This match de vex me how could Athletico Madrid let Chelsea beat them thereby disgracing la liga in the process

OP I have similar experience fear of crowds, holding controversial positions, I am a good footballer but when I enter pitch I will become scared which makes me look bad. But the worst of my fears is the fear of writing I don't know if it is a course or what but I am terribly scared of writing in public like if there is a situation that requires people to write there names in public I will start trembling and my hands will shake making me completely unable to write. I avoid those writing situations like a plague

You people in the city never know the anger of the Igbos and the way they are ready to battle Fulanis. There is a place they killed one person after a conflict involving destrution of farm lands and slaughtering of cattle. The community responded immediately by killing four and taking one alive

What is wrong with barca managers? What's this nonsense line up that I am seeing why let pique busquets and other old men start this match. Pique is the one paining me the most

You want to assemble grown up men to suggest hairstyles for you. Please I need your opinion do you think man united can win the league with there current form?

I studied art in secondary with the hope of offering law in the university but things happened and I was discouraged. Now I have changed to science with new ambition of studying radiography. I even wrote jamb last year just after few months of changing to science and I got 212, UNIZIK is my first choice. Is there any hope for me?

boblawson:

If u read n understand wella it is possible to have admission but if u are not a type of person that reads or sit one place to study,just forget doing the program.Go and do remedial.
Ijmb n juped tuition fee is always high.i paid total of 160k for the program plus acceptance of 15k in uni back then..Try to run any of the program in tertiary institution you want to get admission because it will be easy for them to give you admission when you pass.

Thank you