₦airaland Forum

people dey cry, another people still wan dupe them on top.

Shoe get size.

why 170? why not 100?

The rate of malpractise this year was too much, before the results were released most candidates even on nairaland said the expo via phone was like breathing air, they never knew that JAMB had an antidote of corresponding efficiency. JAMB una do well o.

Olamyyde: yea I'm an ingrate, tank u for ur senseless post. I'm still thanking God for my score. But tell me u pusillanimous idiot, is 45 as a mark over 100 not poor. It isn't fair even if i scored 250 and got sometin below average in chemistry even though i worked hard for it. u need to hear the bashing my dad gave me, dude take ur time ooo

45/100 is a good score in Nigeria where most students no longer read. Beta start preparing for your post utme cos that is the real deal.

Dolakinz: Daddies,Mothers, brodas and sisters, I greet all of you. First of all, i want to appreciate God 4 his mercies that endureth 4reva in my life. I AV DONE JAMB MORE DAN ONCE BEFORE.I ONCE HAD 229 and last yr's score was 256. So i started dis year's exam on a high note. I had at least 3 best textbooks on each subject. Y i did dis was to beat {256} which i had d previous year,and also to have a very high score. I can swear with anything dat i read each text book more than four times. Which means i read a subject 16 times,which equals to 16*4=64 times b4 exam. I treated all past questions, i made sure i found answers 2 complex question. I AM SAYIN DIS NOT TO BRAG BUT TO TELL U HOW PREPARED I WAS TO AV MAYBE ONE OF D BEST RESULTS. but as fate wud av it, i checkd on sunday, and i was shocked,i cudnt tell my parents, but i told them on monday night, but till now they are still abusing and blaming me,calling me all sorts of names,despite d fact dat they knew i prepared well 4 d exam. I try 2 tell them it wasnt my result with all assurance, they rather blame me d more. HOW WILL I TELL THEM DAT D UNCIRCUMCISED HAVE GONE FAR DIS TIME. My pple TELL JAMB DAT THEY ARE A FAILURE. If u want to stop exam malpractices,come up wit a plan to catch d theives,cowards,evil perpetrators, cheaters, retardeens, NOT DESTROYIN D HARD AND RIGOROUS LABOUR OF SERIOUS &DEDICATED STUDENTS. I saw my result{although i score more dan 200} and i realised JAMB HAS GONE FAR DIS TIME. It cost notin 4 a candle to lite anoda candle, THEY SHUD AV FIND A WAY TO DIFF D NON-CHEATERS AND D CHEATERS. Help me tell DIBU O O O. Tell them o.

in a center were cheating is above 90% how is jamb to differentiate between sheep and goat? most of you do not listen to instructions, you assume that what has been will always continue to be.

Torch1: Shut d Bleep up, what rubbish are you saying? What will i gain from lying here? The number of candidates in my center is even more than 590 that they had to transfer some candidates to other center!

what they did was illegal, the highest number on the biometric laptops is 540. No wonder most of you have no results.

simple biometric attendance JAMB could not implement mainly due to power issues, we are not ready now for electronic voting.

Oce4gud: i don't blame u, uncircumcized sycophan like u. Go hug transformer. Imp, beef, pork thunder cut ur two hands. Bastard

curse all you like but una cheat e no come work why una dey disturb us for here, na only people with biometric problem wey get small case.

sheyie2007: bros, you nor get touch light ?

My dear we pay our bills? Let federal government give us light. How can a University in Port Harcourt function without electricity?

simplifier: wat did she say it was for?

i'm curious to know the answer

The general cut off has not been fixed

Let them give us light o

my dear give us light o

The truth is somewhere blowing in the wind

Ajani2010: D crowd here in jamb office is just 2 much

pictures please

Creatrixity: It seems you do not know the jamb exams are written in Nigeria-the home of possible impossibilities.
I believe it was due to the laziness/lack of devices/time-frame of the officials that conducted the exam.

if only you knew?

Umartins1: please you can do your generation a little good by fu cking off of here.

truth is bitter but do your homework better next time.

Umartins1: where's the evidence to prove we cheated? May you never find joy in all you do. This is ppl's emotion, its not something to toy with.

emotions are simply what they are which is emotions, wake up and face reality - as an observer of this years JAMB conduct especially in rivers state is was a case of massive cheating as high as 98%.

he who goes to equity must go with clean hands, sorry to say quite a large percentage of students have their hands soiled by paying money that is giving bribes, using phones, where phones were not there they asked those with phones for the dubs and so on and so forth.

Torch1: It is really disheartening, am one of the victims of this so-called "NO BIOMETRIC VERIFICATION".
I queued up with my fellow candidates(580+) waiting for my turn, when the woman got tired of doing the thumb printing she told the rest of us to go into the hall that we were too many, we insisted on doing the thumb printing but she persuaded us saying that it wasn't necessary, that she will mark our names on the attendance roll on the hall.
Even after the exam we still ask her to do it but she still insisted that it wasn't necessary.
My exam center is Queens secondary school, new lay out Enugu!

I pray that JAMB will consider us and release our result IJN.
This isn't our fault, God knows that!
All the time i devoted to reading my books day & night can't be in vain

pls moderator, do us a favour and move this to front page! We need solution from nairalanders, Dibu Ojerende might even be a nairalander!

next time if there is such a thing, demand to speak with the highest exam official at the venue who should be the JAMB supervisor, how can the biometric operator say she is tired? but guy come, which can lie you dey blow na? the maximum number of candidates in a center is 540 so how did you come about the 580+

ojis: No result yet

GBAM

38013525JE

kindly supply with full details, names and subject break down.

Them cheat finish, e no work, dem wan come blame JAMB, hear em say my bro is brilliant, jnr is a whiz kid. Story story; the over 700000 that scored above 200, dem be ghost? cmon lets not do PDP style.

over 700000 students scored above 200, what are some lazy heads coming to nairaland to say? better encourage them to start preparing now for 2014 jamb and next time they should insist on proper accreditation at the center.

Forza p: hmmm nice point sha,even tho sef jamb will still say it was photoshoped!by d way,so u dey part of the ppl wey carry phone into the examination hall abi?God is watching u on 3D oo

no mind dem, after dem cheat finish e no work dem come here they open teeth.

rumor mongering

Port Harcourt all the way.

but JAMB said over 700000 people scored above 200 or are you saying those people are ghosts. Na wa for una o.

Rate of cheating was as high as 98%, those that are sure of themselves have opted for computer based test, its a classic case of the sheep & the goat.

Sincere Bigot: abeg o.. e b like sey person need rope o..


But must everybody study economics, law,medicine?.. Only if u guys know u will be competing with more than 4,000 candidates.. Out of those 4000, at least 500 will be over qualified for the course and they can only admit 150.. So what happens to the remaining 350 over qualified candidates?

no mind them

bountiouz: Jonah Okechukwu Date Printed: Sunday, May 05, 2013 Abia Ukwa-West Male 35947095BH
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thank you