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I don't believe this at all but still

Yeah! Blame it on the equipment

Wow! This is creativity. What is this not doing on front page? If necessary, add "Tonto Dike" to the topic. U'd be surprised how fast it will enter there

Mehn! I gats dey look my toilet wella b4 i chuk yansh sh.it ooo

Oju ole réé o. Tifu. Im dissapointed ortom accepted this "gift" gotten from the Day light robbery of state civil servants of benue state. Just proves they are all thesame.

I agree. Seun must have a crush on this gal. I now know the fastest way to get any post to front page Is to include "Tonto Dikeh" in the topic even if d post Is about space exploration

Cute; but mehn! If only to achieve success were as easy as d way some posts dey make front page for nairaland ehn . Just one comment and voila!!! Hian! Erm! Are those boys twins or desmond na Just sharp shooter?

Do not employ via OLX. Na my only advice be dat

This bata no fit chop lailai

Repping trium mars. Plus this my beloved phone below: Philips savvy. It served as both a communication device and a weapon. 6 phones got stolen in my room during my ist semester 100level but for some reason, my Philips Never moved an inch from wherever i placed it. I Wonder y?

Oni shina ni bobo yii sha

Na wah o. I thought xenophobia in S.A Is d topic of discussion. My naija peeps don turn dis 1 into another ethnic war. Will d ethnic bigots Just shut d "F" up and get a life. Soon, the igbos Will be the cause of your bow leg, the yorubas Will be the cause of your stewpeedity and the hausas Will be d cause of your stammering. Naija needs to grow some sensé.

But wait ooo. This sugar don almost plenty pass d garri. U sure say no be sugar flakes be dis?

What nonsense!!! If they are truely against xenophobia, South africa should let the world know their stand by organising nation wide protests, beefing up Security and protecting lives and properties of the immigrants, prosecuting offenders with an iron fist. After this, then they Can Start thinking of organising international friendly football matches for unity. No reasonable country should even honour the invitation with the appalling way the South african govt is handling the xenophobic attacks right now.

The magun wey go Strike u still dey gym. Kontini!!!

The magun wey go Strike u still dey gym. Kontinu!!!

Psychiatry. He's looking for a solution to his problem

Thèse are the people Mandela fought and suffered for. What a waste of 27 years

Take her swimming. If her beauty doesnt wash away with her make-up, thats perfect enough for me.

Only in naija

Now this Is hilarious. Boko haram to the rescue! . So are we supposed to believe these barbarians care about our well being?

Wiariz trium mars?

Blackchampion:
He just told u dat he doubt he can bring dem back yet u re still believing ur Abok.i Changer

" he doubts" and "he cannot promise"; are these the same thing? Its just the simple truth and reality he said. A huge difference could have been made if GEJ had taking action immediately it happened. Unfortunately, it took him many days just to accept that it actually happened and many more months to decide on how to handle the situation. Buhari is not a miracle worker so don't expect him to clean up GEJ's mess with a magical wand.

My brother, abeg just jejely gohan see a dentist. Its not that big of a deal medically and its sumtin that can easily be treated. Most of all these posts in reading here are jokes. Do not let anybody lead u astray o. Hian! How can somebody be saying H.pylori, worms are causes of halithosis

U forgot neurosurgeons

6. Adam Horwitz
Website design and web development is a huge industry. When Horwitz was 15 years old, he launched 30 different websites in an attempt to make money online. Unfortunately none of them were successful at the time. That didn’t stop him though and he eventually began churning website after website offering online courses (similar to online college classes) that teach how to make money through mobile marketing. He became a millionaire at just 18 years old, all without a college degree.

5. Tyler Dikman
Cyber security, and network security is a growing market, and Tyler was one of those kids who was just born for entrepreneurial success. At five years old he was selling lemonade and making over $20 an hour. At age ten he was performing magic shows for $74 per hour and would eventually create cooltronics.com. It was a website where he taught lessons to computer owners on internet safety, virus removal, and other various computer lessons. He was a millionaire by 17 just from being knowledgeable in IT security.

4. Jon Koon
This is one guy who doesn’t have to worry about paying his car insurance. Remember the TV show on MTV called “love-vendor My Ride?” Well Koon who was only 16 years old when he owned the automotive shop called Extreme Performance Motorsports where he would trick out rides. At just 16 years old he was worth $1M dollars. Koon’s success hasn’t slowed down since, and can probably afford to donate a car for free at this point.

3. Cameron Johnson
Johnson’s parents wanted him to design some invitations for a holiday party that they were putting on as hosts. After that he had a slew of requests for similar design work and he would eventually create “Cheers And Tears,” a greeting card company at just 12 years old. He invested the money he earned to launch surfingprizes.com. The site was a pay-per-ad toolbar for website surfers that made him on average $350,000 per month! Not bad for not attending college.

2. Nick D'aloisio
Mobile app development is a huge industry. At just 17 years old, Nick D’Aloisio became a millionaire by selling his custom software development called “Summly” to Yahoo for $30 million. He’d been creating apps since he was 12 years old and first got noticed for his app “Trimit”. If you’re an app developer or are looking for one, now’s the time to get started because the market is hot!