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Rilwayne001:
Save A Soul: A Nairalander's B.Sc First Class Certificate Was Stolen

This happened to a brother of mine in ilorin. He graduated last month and was issued the certificate few weeks ago.



ANYBODY IN ILORIN SHOULD PLEASE HELP US SHARE THIS.

Moderators, please help us push this to front page. NYSC posting is starting in a week time and he'll be needing the certificate.


Please help.

you can collect statement of result from the school and use it fr NYSC...
Even use it to apply for jobs

miraokocha:
The milk is good and one of the best/tastiest. You just have bad belle for Nigerian products.

u look like one gal dat I know like dat

yea..its neater to fry g/nut with garri, dan with sand my first experience was during my NYSC days

Antoeni:
Yoruba stew should be among the 1000 ways to die,[size=8pt][/size]
#150 tomatoes and #1500 pepper.

TRUE OR FALSE

lol..
funny

LOL..
after watching Nine seasons of How I Met Your Mother, You decided to copy what Barny told Ted Mosby...

Queenlovely:
My boyfriend is a student at Sorbonne University in France. We were just taking a walk around Paris. When Suddenly, This flash mob of topless men ran past us. They numbered close to 400 Able bodied men. Suddenly one of them grabbed me by the butt and just laughed. My boyfriend laughed hysterically when he saw the Puzzled look on my face. I thought he would have defended me instead of laughing. I was told it was a Gay men Parade. Does This Guy love me?

leme see d shape of your behind or...adonbilivit

Hakeem12:
After independence, in order to build a great nation, each country went to
work. But in Nigeria, after independence, our people went to pray and
fast.
So, while we were praying, Malaysia came here and took our palm
seedlings and built a great factory of it.
While we were praying, Singapore went into investment in technology.
While we were praying, India went into ICT.
While we were praying, China went to massive industrialization.
While we were shouting Allah Alakuba! UAE went into massive
infrastructural development.
While we were binding and casting Lucifer, Japan went into technological
development.
While we were speaking in tongues, Denmark went into education of her
citizens.
While we were mounting big speakers in our places of worship, USA was
mounting man on the moon.
After our prayers, God, being a wise God decided to reward us according
to our labour.
Since those that went into industrialization, technology, infrastructural
development, ICT, education etc have been rewarded accordingly. It's
only wise God rewards us with our efforts in prayers.
That's why today, Nigerian pastors are competing in building the biggest
churches. That's why there are more prayer houses and worship places
than hospitals and schools. That's why people rush to prayer houses for
medical and business solutions instead of hospitals.
That's why we don't do business proposals before jumping into business
since we are going to back it up with prayers. And when it collapse, we
blame devil.
That's why it's a sin to say anything negative about pastors and imams.
That's why our pastors don't consider the opinion of engineers while
building and blame devil when building collapse.
That's why faith in God replaces building pillars and when it collapse we
blame it on Lucifer.
That's why our pastors are making sure they plant church branches
instead of schools in every streets in Nigeria.
That's why we always wait for God to do that which ability to accomplish
he has already handed over to us.
That's why we want our teachers to labour on earth and go to heaven for
their rewards.
Nigeria is a prayer loving, God fearing nation. Religion has taken the
place of technology, infrastructure, education and all.
When we are traveling, we ignore all the necessary road requirements,
servicing of our vehicles and pray. And, once we pray, we can put a half
fit vehicle on the road and blame our step mother or mother in law if
anything goes wrong.
That's why there are more people dying on our roads.
Because, we pray and fast and leave everything to God when God has
given us all we need to survive and build a nation.......
I hope it made sense to you.
Yours truly, Hakeem

this is a very beautiful writeup I must confess

The cross-eyed teacher cannot control his 'pupils'

whateverkay:
Biafra will never come in Jesus name

I am beginig to think that there is something wrong with your brain..
did you read the post??

rossychik:
Chineke mee concentrate on d thread

....pls reply my pm

rossychik:
Chineke mee concentrate on d thread

....pls reply my pm

Keneking:
5-0

When they finish, EFCC UK branch should continue from there

LOL....dem no go gree comment fr dis page oo
within one week dem don chop 5-O

xavier0327:
Victor okeke beard sha...

is it okeke dat u saw? ...
u need glasses

tafat:
Restart your phone and try downloading them again,

thanks alot, you gave me an idea!
I just erased the Google Play store cache memory then I restarted my fone, everytin is working fine now.

phintohlar:
admit what?

hey..u havent replied my pm

rossychik:
Wat can I say, God has been truely faithful to his word. Meet the best graduating student of the university of Nigeria, Nsukka of the department of music. In spite of all, you emerged victorious. Bravo
pictures:

nice boobs

DeeMarh:
This location thing is an issue. I am in Lagos but my venue is at Enugu, and the venue can't be changed

u can change d venue...use google chrome

conductor123:
it takes an animal to recognise another animal... Low life snitch

lol....
Punchline!!

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wolextayo:
Telegram is still the best.
Whatsapp is just a popular and overrated junk

but majority mke use of watsapp

Diamondville:
loud chewing, thumb sucking, lips sucking, tongue biting/sucking

exactly

she is your GF actually

Talk2Bella:
common

that's too harsh na

aunty those ur laps are tempting

spongeisback:
You think you're funny? How can you call a child a bastard? You're very very stupid both you and the people liking your comment.

ignorance is a disease,
a bastard is a child who was born before getting married, so there is nothing wrong in calling tha child a bastard...

# Go and watch Game of Thrones

Ishilove:
9 years... I wonder what the secret is...

the secret is ...keeping his d***k in his pants