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CrimeRe: Ebonyi Lady Raped To Death By Her Brother After He Took Man Power by otunbalamba: 11:28am On Mar 20, 2020
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CelebritiesRe: Bam Bam Shows Her Daughter Being Doted On By Her Dad Teddy A And Granddad by otunbalamba: 10:20am On Mar 20, 2020
ashewoboy:
A child is a blessing. seunmohmoh. Let's make babiescheesy.
cheesy free this babe na
EducationRe: A Big Mistake In My JAMB Exam by otunbalamba: 8:38am On Mar 17, 2020
see as people dey bash this babe like say dem never do mistake before undecided but aunty seunmohmoh you sef no do well oo, the fact that you've been trying since 2014, this mistake is inexcusable na huh what's done is done.. just hope they reschedule exams for people that were absent for one reason or the other cry if that doesn't happen, na next year things be that o
On the bright side, grin you made FP cool
SportsRe: Pogba Pledges Support And Sets Up Fundraiser For Coronavirus Victims by otunbalamba: 6:50am On Mar 16, 2020
cheesy
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Tohyorsih by otunbalamba: 10:54am On Mar 15, 2020
tohyorsih2:
Otunba, what are you insinuating?
grin you dey mind me tongue

CrimeRe: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by otunbalamba: 10:05pm On Mar 14, 2020
Froshloaded:
Better ooo
No try am

Lamba, you don forget Wetin NM talk
He said Southy lo ti shey di yen
I never see her before but I kn say, she is blessed grin grin grin
Make Una free the southy babe for me, or I go collect toyo from una grin
angry collect toyo bawo, Froshloaded be careful, na highway you dey go cheesy

RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Tohyorsih by otunbalamba: 8:51pm On Mar 14, 2020
Funtobewith:
quote author=otunbalamba post=87445345] cheesy bestie toh sharp wink
Abi bestie toh ya werey undecided
cheesy if the female betie is in her right kind and the male bestie farm wink functioning well grin i see nothing wrong in two consenting adults shining their congo wink
CrimeRe: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by otunbalamba: 8:14pm On Mar 14, 2020
biGDhAp:
thought as much..


it's the last class in a secondary school

sss-senior secondary school
jss - junior secondary school .


each has 3 class. js1-3 and ss1-3 .
wink that south babe make sense, i don see her pics, you better follow her grin make we know say the people wey go follow us drag toyosi don reduce by 1
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday Tohyorsih by otunbalamba: 7:53pm On Mar 14, 2020
adaksbullet:
u are call me bestin? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked


Mine own bestin his always shift pata o grin lipsrsealed




Iwin angry
cheesy bestie toh sharp wink

CrimeRe: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by otunbalamba: 7:42pm On Mar 14, 2020
biGDhAp:
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lwkmd .. egungun don reach Shaina too.


tah. you cannot compare omoh eko to a benin boy.. we dey burst bottle for anybody head oo. benin boys wey no get levels.. hahaha.


better.. and me you go dey spend time with oo.. you know 9inches is here for you lol
go talk this. nonsense for Benin grin you no go reach the second paragraph before them use juju humble you grin
CrimeRe: Urgent!!! A Girl Died In My Room While Spending The Night by otunbalamba: 7:34pm On Mar 14, 2020
biGDhAp:
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My man has 12inches wink .. lol you wan comot your womb, ..


abeg oo.. we get like 10 Pikin to born oo ..

make we fess born our Pikin before Benin boy carry him womb shifter Comot your womb..



be like xay this Benin boy don nack you jazz.. cause na wetin dem dey expert in be that..

forget na lag boys craze pass for all boys wey dey naija, maybe na them warri boys fit come close to us but Benin boys, those one na weaklings .. na jazz dem sabi..



make I call Iya agba for abule .. make she do love portion charm for me too..

make your Benin boy sabi xay I get levels pass am
cheesy werey re o

EducationRe: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by otunbalamba: 4:24pm On Mar 13, 2020
OlawaleBammie:
He b like say that Oloye na one kain bast,ard nigga
if you enter intro-tech period lasan
cheesy boys they change face grin the werey man once chose the option of slapping noise maker instead of beating them cheesy he would move from left to right with slapping, them go back from right to left with ear twisting cool
EducationRe: Narrate The Most Dangerous Thing You Did In Secondary School by otunbalamba: 4:21pm On Mar 13, 2020
NewDelhi:
Lol everybody here be forming "I was the very brilliant but stubborn type" make una no dey deceive yourself, you aren't fooling anyone.



Well as for me I was the average type. I no sabi book but wasn't as bad as my other niggas grin. I remember sneaking into the staff room to steal my C.A test booklet from the maths teacher table. It was a very brutal year where students would repeat if they failed English or mathematics. It was a disguise scene you'd only find in Hitman and other stealth games. I picked up and empty plate and placed another ontop pretending as if I was sent by the cooks to deliver food to a staff as they usually send some students. (The trustworthy ones) . I got into the room and met another staff there and there was no way I could steal my book without him noticing so another idea came, I pretended to be going out then came back again to lie to him the head teacher was calling him outside, then I went to quickly hide behind the door so when he goes out , I can sneak in. Quickly I got my booklet and hid it in my cloths then went to hide in a narrow dark passage way. My plan was to sleep there overnight because returning the booklet after rewriting the test would be harder than stealing them. So after about 30mins, the remaining teachers who hadn't gone home closed for the day so I was left alone in the big dark and scary staff room grin . Slept a bit till night when they put on the gen for night prep and I put on the lights to tear off the initial page and copy from one of the most brilliant chaps in class whose booklet I also stole. I slept there till the next morning. It was time to return my loots just as I stole them, around 7am , a teacher came to school early and opened the staff room door , I quickly hid behind another door not far from that one but he wouldn't just go outside till it was time for assembly, i quickly sneaked into the staff room and returned the booklets then headed out. Still in my school uniform from the previous day though looking dirty. It was a calculated crime well done , e no easy grin.
cheesy guy, forget say you promise me 5k since last year, I gotta give it to you men cheesy na master planner you be grin you get mind ooo

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