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How much??

Lovemeforme:
coz we are always honey when seeing the danger sign

Aahh... Honey kwa? Una go dey grow bees there abi wetin dey cause the "honey"?

bukatyne:
What kind of distance couldn't make it work?

She traveled out for studies. We kept in touch but it gradually waned but we are still cool. She is seeing someone else now.

She insisted and begged my family members (particularly mumsy) that she wanted to be the one to donate blood for me when I was sick even though my brother was going to do that. She was crying (in fact WAILING) until she was allowed. The thing weak everybody. If you come think am, na distance no allow us work. Osas was sweet, lovely and homely!

Until you receive offer letter, sorry bros; NO. You can only be hopeful. That's the rule!

Okay...so this happened in 2012 way back in school in final year. We just resume session and as usual landlords go show for rent. Me and my friend get the money but because the man no de always get joy we decide to prank am. We invited him over on Fools day but we tear net and spoil some things say thief come house. We think say baba go just sympathize, go and come another day then we go say April fool. But omoooo, na police he call for investigation straight. Like play police come and we say na April fool. We start de beg. In summary we sleep for cell ooo. The following day we pay rent, fix broken stuffs and arrange bail for ourselves again. That day no funny abeg. Na we prank come turn victims too... It went all WRONG!!!

ImaIma1:
Why are you like this? How could you make me laugh so hard? Fruit of the womb

Ma'am... I confuse too na why I ask that question because I don cost those fruits for my head and they don't worth half of 20K.

Zanxx:
Will definitely tell her. Don't worry wifey will give your daughter the best training

She has to. I'm tired of posts on smelling kpekus topics on NL. And in case you sabi some kain scent wey good for that place, I won't mind recommendations let me start stocking from now on.

Zanxx:
Lol, love her like crazy

Tell her I love her too. My wife to be must ensure that she is strict on that with my one and only girl child. I learned that today from ur post.

Rozaytee:
haaa..see devil oo..

Babe... Yes naa. If you didn't contract it from him/her, you rather treat yourself first and suggest you go for a test later while abstaining. No one really wants to hear that from the other. Or are you willing

Zanxx:
Exactly. Kudos to my mom. She would walk into the bathroom while taking my bath and ask me to wash down there for her to see. I will protest, get angry and say all the nasty things but she will never budge. "I will rather disgrace you here than allow you disgrace me when you go out", she always said. I appreciate her for teaching me these things.

Lol... Your mom deserves an award. Correct woman wey sabiiiii.

Baba....I know say you try but for where you buy those fruits for over 20k You buy fruit of the womb join? Abi na Garden of Eden you go pluck them??

Just tell her to watch plenty Yoruba films on Africa Magic. Them sabi tell her potential ending in intriguing stories.....

But BTW, make she just know say one day, one woman wey old reach her mama go hire boys beat tomorrow comot for her body and destroy that her sweet kpekus asunder. If the depth of the kpekus na tea cup own, then those boys go make am oil well depth for Niger Delta.

Moral of the Story: if she think say she fine, beating fit destroy beauty in one round.

Some people cheat because the other said no sex before marriage....

Some people cheat because when their kpekus de totori them....... Mr Shoe shiner was away in Malay.

But if to say jobs dey, young people go de kpeff drugs like this
Drug abuse worsened under this administration and that's a fact. Buhari loyalists who feel otherwise should go drink "omi gutter"

Telling them you have HIV or an STD......

Goodluck Jonathan had similar shoes.

niyol:
How i Made my first million, that came from selling snacks after my high school, but latter joined a company which i got online from hot uganda jobs https://www.hotugandajobs.com/jobs/category/banking-jobs-in-uganda/ which offered me a banking job. it was one step after the other.

Wow....selling snacks for how long? Nice story waiting to be fully told.

Hello everyone.

I've often heard the phrase "I made my first million by..."
People can make their first million in different ways: through savings, business profits, inheritance, salaries, investment pay outs, service rendition, willful giving, and so on....

I would like us to share opinions on how we made it (if we have) or how we intend to make it (if we are yet to) so we can all learn and help others.... Pls provide also a time-line as in my case below.

For me, it was a combination of saving my salary for 14 months and interest from fixed deposits on my savings and other small small cash gifts from little services I rendered.

valentineuwakwe:
I already had a business centre on campus at uniport, already bought a land while still in school then, so I knw what I wanted n got rolling....I started my house, got married that year in December and learn about web hosting n blogging....today I make money from my blogs....five in number...check www.valentine202.com, www.efficiencyview.com, www.classicnewsngr.com, www.nekishinfo.com etc. though i still stake but in less odds n few naira....

You have done well for yourself. But pls limit gambling as you now have all these income making ventures. All the best bro.

Jethrolite:
Please create a new thread in business section. Most people that work for others especially in this country see N1m only in their dreams, some can not even dream it, they live from month to month.

Front page will also help you.

Thanks for the suggestion. I will do that in business section too. It's just that you only get responses related to business and we are all not into businesses.

ikorodureporta:
How many of joblanders don make millions? Wey u for say thousands, like hundred thousand

Well as a reporter I believe you are, you could at least read the content of the post again and comprehend better. And really please Job/Vacancies section of Nairaland is not for only broke, unemployed people as your post insinuated; recruiters and well-placed, employed individuals use this platform as well.

Thanks for posting by the way.

Hello everyone.

I've often heard the phrase "I made my first million by..."
People can make their first million in different ways: through savings, business profits, inheritance, salaries, investment pay outs, service rendition, willful giving, fraud and so on....

I would like us to share opinions on how we made it (if we have) or how we intend to make it (if we are yet to) so we can all learn and help others.... Pls provide also a time-line as in my case below.

For me, it was a combination of saving my salary for 14 months and interest from fixed deposits on my savings and other small small cash gifts from little services I rendered.

Over to you.... Yes. You!

vingeophysicist:
thanks dear but normally i guess they will also inform generally if you where successful or not

Sorry bro. I don't work with them and wouldn't know neither am I an applicant for the position. Going by standard practice, they should but again na Naija we dey; anything goes.

Just thought I share an info I know about that others are withholding for best known reasons.

All the best!!!

See as the babe soft like my ex gf boobs....

I don't know the business I have with this thread tho . But I get annoyed when people like my brother never know why it's good to let others know what's up. It just doesn't make sense.

According to him, he was asked for his availability and readiness to resume when called. I don't know shaa. Maybe the real people wey get call go yarn una koko later.

All the best guys.

Abduction for my country na koni koni, wayo wayo, arrangeee nooniii.

AGBO JEDI, ALOMO BITTERS, OGIDIGA etc....

Hmmmm..... So much dust has settled on this fallow thread. Has the recruitment been Completed, Suspended or Canceled?

My brother took part in this recruitment and no one has believed him about the pending nature of the recruitment which doesn't just make the whole thing credible again. I pray they get their acts together and conclude it.

I advise you guys make an effort to contact them. It doesn't hurt anyone.

All the best guys!