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RomanceRe: How Do I Explain A C.D In My Bag To My Mum by ovaRAYted(m): 8:27pm On Jul 16, 2017
tell her it was given during a HIV and other STIs awareness campaign in school or wherever...whatever lie you choose,STICK TO IT!!!

sell it credibly! get a lil angry/act disappointed if need be

Goodluck convincing your obviously DSS-officer-mum bro grin
PoliticsRe: Abia Speaker Denies Ordering Shooting Of FRSC Officials(photo) by ovaRAYted(m): 8:17pm On Jul 16, 2017
The nigerian-in-power syndrome!!

the FRSC officers felt powerful cause of their uniforms,the man and wife felt powerful cause of government office and security details under their command,the security details too felt powerful due to the guns in their possession and felt they had to impress their "oga abi madam" ....result?intent gunshots with the aim to kill/maim,without regard for life no matter whoever erred..now all we get is debunking of blames and justifications,SMH!!!!
PhonesRe: Comment The Most Funniest WIFI Name You've Ever Seen by ovaRAYted(m): 8:05pm On Jul 16, 2017
bros no even try connect.. smiley
CrimeRe: Wife Fakes Own Kidnap To Persuade Husband To Relocate Her To Us (photo) by ovaRAYted(m): 8:59am On Jul 16, 2017
in davido's voice...."we get yankee passport but dey say we still local" grin
CelebritiesRe: University Babe Puts Her Assets On Display Says She Needs Vote by ovaRAYted(m): 5:51am On Jul 10, 2017
wer d assetshuh :-/
BTW..She was disqualified
RomanceRe: I've Decided Not To Love Again And It's Final by ovaRAYted(m): 8:09pm On Jul 09, 2017
OP read the following words very very carefully.....




















NOBODY GIVES A Bleep!!!!
EducationRe: Wowww, Meet The World Oldest Living Twin (Their Age & Picture Will Shock You) by ovaRAYted(m): 2:38pm On Jul 09, 2017
Twin bro goals cheesy
RomanceRe: 16-year-old Boy Marries 71-year-old Woman In Indonesia (photos) by ovaRAYted(m): 10:11am On Jul 05, 2017
Am donating my eyes,there's seriously nothing left to see again cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Apart From Doggy And Missionary, Which other Style Do U Know? by ovaRAYted(m): 10:47am On Jul 04, 2017
lilytender:
This one no fit sabi book again, he don use all his brain for sex. See as he dey mention sex styles like states in Nigeria.
You wer sabi book! Shea the brain is used in fvcking??stop masturbating my nigga and try those style out,you're loosing too much brain cells..you cant even construct a viable meaningful reply.
RomanceRe: How To Know You're Reading Too Much Meaning Into Something by ovaRAYted(m): 6:25pm On Jul 02, 2017
since morning?? undecided .....you thirsty ass-starved nigga,get yourself some coochie jor cry

starting with your haircut admirer grin
RomanceRe: Foods That Make Your P*nis Bigger: Top Super Foods by ovaRAYted(m): 6:18pm On Jul 02, 2017
Nnannakalu:
Da fuk u waiting for? And no, I don't have a small penis
Ibrofem:
So mention them and let's hear your crap
see them...eyahhhh grin grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: A New Talent He Can Draw For Africa by ovaRAYted(m): 6:15pm On Jul 02, 2017
nice work
phone number is incomplete tho
CelebritiesRe: “officially A Doctor… After Almost 10 Years”: Read Craze Clown’s Inspiring Story by ovaRAYted(m): 5:57pm On Jul 02, 2017
craze crown too dey play,him go serious with him patients so?...nasoso slap him go dey share for E.R grin grin
RomanceRe: Apart From Doggy And Missionary, Which other Style Do U Know? by ovaRAYted(m): 1:18pm On Jul 02, 2017
Cowgirl,
Reverse cowgirl,
Chairlady,
WheelBarrow,
The Sphinx,
Sidewards Monkey,
Standing sin,
The sultry saddle,
Shoulder stand.


and my favourite.......snake in eagle shadow style cool
RomanceRe: How Right Is This Statement? by ovaRAYted(m): 1:05pm On Jul 02, 2017
a conscious statement made by an imperfect man cool
RomanceRe: Man Refuses To Pay Married Woman N70k Debt As She Turns Down His Sex Request by ovaRAYted(m): 3:03pm On Jun 23, 2017
Ehiscotch:
Of all the senioritas in Texas & Washington?
Very stupid man.
how you keep your phone read op post?? undecided
RomanceRe: Man Refuses To Pay Married Woman N70k Debt As She Turns Down His Sex Request by ovaRAYted(m): 8:11am On Jun 23, 2017
lol..."you're in washington not texas,we will get more details about you" smiley ....the muntus is not even breezed,busy forming CIA grin
CelebritiesRe: Checkout This Slaying Photo Of This Corper by ovaRAYted(m): 7:48am On Jun 23, 2017
it looks like a corper's uniform doesnt make it a corper uniform...yall should stop looking for stories in err'thing
CelebritiesRe: Falz Slams Nigerian Singers Who Hail Fraudsters And Yahoo Boiz In Their Songs by ovaRAYted(m): 7:26am On Jun 23, 2017
lajoshua:
If you are an internet fraudster and you can read this. May thunder fall on you.
You f00ls are the reason Nigerians find it hard to conduct genuine online businesses.
Your days are numbered. Idi0ts
!
lol..bros goann sleep
CelebritiesRe: Don Jazzy Shares Photo With A Lady On Instagram, Fans React by ovaRAYted(m): 3:12pm On Jun 18, 2017
Papiikush:
Lord knows I hate girls with massive ass.
cause you got a tiny dick my man B-)
PoliticsRe: "I Pray APC Is Not Fingering Us(PDP)" - Ex-Plateau Gov., Jonah Jang by ovaRAYted(m): 8:34am On May 29, 2017
Evablizin:
make i help you laugh jarri
lol..see this one o grin
CelebritiesRe: Efe Pays Surprise Visit To Former Neighbours by ovaRAYted(m): 2:59am On May 29, 2017
based on logistics
PoliticsRe: "I Pray APC Is Not Fingering Us(PDP)" - Ex-Plateau Gov., Jonah Jang by ovaRAYted(m): 2:22am On May 29, 2017
AnnaKareninaFan:
We want to get to where the United States is presently, a position where any political party can win election at any time.
I have never laughed so hard all year.
CelebritiesRe: #throwback Davido Laughs At His Friend Who Had A Baby Mama Drama 7 Years Ago by ovaRAYted(m): 2:14am On May 29, 2017
so somebody will just sit down and dig up a post from 2010?? undecided
naso you get time to waste??
CareerRe: How Should I Respond To My Boss Who Fired Me Via Email? by ovaRAYted(m): 7:48am On May 09, 2017
lilfreezy:
Do it like Riley freeman. Tell him

no, fvck you, fvck the plane you flew in on, fvck dem shoes, fvck yo socks, fvck yo fairy gay accent, fvck yo yucmouth teeth, fvck yo hairpiece, fvck guy richie, fvck prince wiliams, and fvck the queen, this is Nigeria my president is sick and my account is empty nigga and if i catch you on the street im slappin the shiit outta you
grin
lol..damnn nigga,you is a fan of Riley too?? grin
RomanceRe: Ladies, How Do Ugly Guys Get Such Beautiful Women? (pix Inside) by ovaRAYted(m): 9:15pm On Apr 26, 2017
TheLogicalMind:
The fact that a guy is lacking in the looks department doesn't mean that nature has not compensated him in other ways. He may not be tall, dark and handsome, but he may be caring, sensitive and hardworking.
or just has a big dick he uses well..
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Story Of Pablo Escoba, World Deadlist Drug Lord That Ever Liveth by ovaRAYted(m): 5:59pm On Apr 23, 2017
Pablo Emilio D'Escobar Gaviria smiley
PoliticsRe: Buhari: Why We Have Not Won The War Against Boko Haram by ovaRAYted(m): 2:57pm On Apr 23, 2017
81 free abi,195 still captives..how many are dead? how many killed?how many sold out?how many have given birth already?
RomanceRe: African Lady Posts Fully Nude Photo of Herself With Cocoleaf Covering Her Vagina by ovaRAYted(m): 2:52pm On Apr 23, 2017
I really hope cocoyam leaves are itchy.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do GOtv And DStv Censor The Name Of God? by ovaRAYted(m): 2:24pm On Apr 23, 2017
ZarZar:
Perhaps they go by that commandment:Thou shall not use the Lord's name in vain. Remember that some viewers are staunch Christians who probably complain about its use & everything else.
nahh,I see the logic in your talk but I doubt that
RomanceRe: News Flash: Nigerian Moji Solar-percy Marries Her Lesbian Partner In Us by ovaRAYted(m): 1:33pm On Apr 23, 2017
and your beautiful daughter who made your beautiful hair now has two mummies,nice.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do GOtv And DStv Censor The Name Of God? by ovaRAYted(m): 1:25pm On Apr 23, 2017
GloriaNinja:
I NOTICED THAT TOO, THE OWNER MUST BE AN ATHEIST.
Its not atheism,they clearly censor "God,Jesus,god" along with Profane words...while references/mentions to the likes of Allah, Krishna, Buhdda,etc are never censored

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