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ViceGovernor:
You are not serious.....we all know that girl is pregnant already

overseasnbeyond:
I didn't believe until I got a call last night from my friend telling me the bride's family want him, to make part payment for the dowry since Nigeria hard now.
My worry, why would they be too desperate to let their daughter go on down-payment.?
Do you think he should proceed with the idea?

UptownVibes:
Very soon dem go even start marry credit, with the way Tinubu and APC messing up the nation.

you be palpay agent?
I love your confidence

marenx:
Which palmpay account do you use? Personal or agent account? If you use personal account, you need to extent your complain to palmpay website and they will rectify it. But if you use an agent account, just visit their nearest branch in your city. You'll talk to them in person. They will check and rectify it. Don't panic yet.

immortalcrown:
My dear, the naija government na bad belle. Dem no happy say una dey lift boys out of poverty.

Officialvisuals:
That’s crazy tho 😂

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This is a true talk, but what if my friend get her pregnant?

Royaltyy:
But make sure say only left bress u go dey touch til u complete ya balance..


This really cracked me up 😂...

Hope after making down payment, another customer will not come and test run the car?😂

OP, if your friend like make e go waste money, that car is for the highest bidder. One yahoo boy fit just decide to make an outright purchase, dem go just comot your change inside the money give you.😂

no kill me ooo

Nokio2:
Oga overseas go do ya down payment
But make sure say only left bress u go dey touch til u complete ya balance...

Jennyclay go soon come finish u,ur friend and all una squad..

Gwin007:
Good day nairalanders.. please I need advice on what to do.. am married with three kids, 5, 3 , and a year old.. I own a bussines.. but for now my bussines is down, the has been very good and lucrative.. but due to lack of capital to invest more on it. It was now shaking.. but the thing now is that.. I have the capital to invest on the bussines.. but now am saying should relocate abroad with the money and leave my 3kids and wife back home or invest on the bussines.. cus am traveling with a tourist visa and it’s a Europe country and I don’t how long it will take to get my papers over there please Nairaland I really need ur opinion not make future mistakes

Thanks

Samantha124:
Is this whole spiritual husband thing really real? And how does a woman knows that she has a spiritual husband?

Does he appear to her in person at night or what?

ganisucks:
I just love President Tinubu. He meets with his allies and together they make plans on how best to punish Nigerians. God help Nigerians when Tinubu meets his detractors.

Ayomide11111:
Passage house for that matter? My landlord called me three days ago that our next payment for the prepaid meter subscription will not longer be #1000 instead we are to be prepared to pay #1500. I asked him "why?" He said whether I am not in Nigeria or why would I be asking him that kind of question as if I am not a learned person. That didn't I know that the electricity tariff has been increased since by the government.
Then I told him that I know all these but that doesn't mean you too will want to increase the hell fire of Nigeria with us here in your house. We are just six tenants in the passage house while the rest four rooms are vacant, and none of us use heavy appliances that consume energy. And besides, the light in the area is not even constant, 2times per day at just 3hrs on. If we buy #6000 PPM card the card do last us for 4 to 5 months before we buy another card.
The service of the BEDC is not even encouragingat all at our own area to the extent that someone would be happy to pay #1500 for electricity bill. It was even like a force before we started paying the #1000 not to talk of #1500.
And this is making me to be confused on whether the landlord is a wicked one or greedy person, because he is the one that buys the recharge card for our own apartment after we have contributed the money, and this makes some tenants to call him thief, old for nothing and all sorts, that's not my problems anyways but the increase of the money.
CAN WE SAY THE LANDLORD IS MAKING A RIGHT DECISION OR WICKED DECISION?

Antell95:
If you think it's easy, do am.

Despite the influx of unscrupulous elements into this great forum, I've really tried my best in warding off numerous E-wars from Sons of Adam and a host of some hanky panky creatures in a bid to maintain my sanity in line with Nairaland's laid down Constitution.

A Round of Applause for me!!!

Seun, the right thing to do at this point is to ordain and promote me to the rank of a moderator in the Sports section.

Doing so, puts you on the right side of History. Shall we?

Special mention to all the lovely people I met on here in persons of

1- Mukina2
2- Sleek2
3- makkitush,
4- PrettyEmy
5- Dygeasy
6- Prowizy2
7- tracyorez
8- Rahmas
9- dazzlingbeau
10- farano
11- cococandy
12- dechandel
13- iconize
14- adamskutty
15- luvola
16- irishCream,
17- Romanciella
18- Gbagauns,
19- Kanwulia,
20- paddymo
21- daveP
22- arrogantbro
23- Mesmer

And many many more too numerous to mention. Funny thing is I have all their monikers by heart.

And to my Brothers and Sisters who came to fight me at one point or the other in a bid to get me banned , una well done o...

In persons of

1-overseasnbeyond
2-Michaelspresh
3- Almiron
4- NLHoodlum

Etc, I love you all


I laugh when I see Igbos and Yorubas forcing a tribal war on Nairaland. You lots are wasting your time and being stooopendiously ignorant.

coz Back in the days when I was recruited into the "NAIRALAND DEFENSE FORCE" and "CYBER WAR UNIT" between 2013 through 2017.. The Mother of all Cyber Wars in the history of the INTERNET was fought here on Nairaland between NIGERIANS AND GHANAIANs which eventually lead to the hacking of Nairaland by some anons sometime around 2018.

We fought to a point where the issue nearly went beyond Nairaland and thanks to God it ended in peace ✌️ in the end.

But we always have some periodic Wars whenever the two Nations are playing soccer, so Peace is always on hold at that point in time.

So when I see under 18s like Almiron shaking yansh on this faceless forum, I just laugh and tap his head.😂😂


Anyway, Let me go now but IF you ever need a Website for your business, you can send me a PM or you connect via Twitter.

My phone / WhatsApp is zero eight zero six eight six two four five six one

Although I been don REPENT but If you need cyber warriors at any point in time, I might have a rethink if enough dollars dey involved 😭


Ciao!

ayokellany:
Lunatics bastards n fools have all been licensed by seun to roam free on NL.

Emyogalanya:
so its now a crime to have a unisex president ? Haba have some respect na

Dpen11:
No joor
Ask Tinubu,he know how far

weslay:
The driver don buy market. This just went from a simple traffic violation case to a life changing manslaughter case.

BlaqScarface:
I want to pursue a masters abroad as a means of escaping this country. I’m jobless at the moment but I’ve been saving from my former job for two years and also got a couple millions from sport betting and inheritance.

I’m confused about this while japa thing as I don’t want to go abroad and start doing useless jobs or start suffering or get depressed in another man’s land. I want stability and peace in a country with a reasonable economy.

Also, I have a first degree in English language, I’m 24. I’m confused on the path of my life to take please advise me.