₦airaland Forum

EBMedia:
https://igberetvnews.com/1400917/sanusi-lamido-nigerians-must-suffer-get-things-right-stop-cursing-leaders/

otokx:
Most Nigerians in their office place love confusing complexities.

ijustdey:
Mr Adesina said his principal would teach world leaders about growing an economy and managing security.



https://gazettengr.com/buhari-will-teach-world-leaders-how-to-manage-economy-during-pandemic-adesina/

kingskim:
Still waiting for your response sir

kingskim:
Yes sir. I sent you a mail

kingskim:
Hey Nairalanders. Can I get a loan from anybody here of 150k to pay 200k in 2 months??. No loan app can borrow me such
Please it's urgent. I can show you anything you want so that it will convince u that I can pay it off. Bank statement from January 2021 to September 2021. Anything at all. I'm not a salary earner but rather self employ. Please I need urgent reply

NwekeUG:
Pete Edochie's Son, Uche Spends N6M Treating COVID-19 After It Damaged 80% Of His Lungs (Photo)

Uche Edochie, son of veteran Nollywood actor, Pete Edochie took to his Instagram handle to share his experience of treating himself of COVID-19 after the ailment damaged 80% of his lungs, IgbereTV reports.

Sharing a photo of himself during his recovery at the COVID-19 isolation cente, he wrote;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CT6l0-NriGw/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

DubaiLandLord1:
Alaye

carry your useless self comot my front, I no get time for pgis like you...

I won't be wasting my time reading your senseless talk again, not to talk of replying a gutter boy like you.

Swnie!

DubaiLandLord1:
You no get sesne.

You wey dey manage yourself wan dey form on top nairaland too

Mtchewww

DubaiLandLord1:
I agree with the CBN Governor on this.

James4358:
Hello my nairaland family. I'll make this post short & precise... I buried my dad around april this year.

Am the only available child, as my elder brother relocated abroad in january & has refused to make contact. I took a loan to sponsor my bro's trip abroad, & also took another loan from my bank to partly sponsor the burial as all the family burden rested on my shoulders..

Last month, my dad appeared in a dream telling me to hurry up in paying a vow he made in church of abt 50k before he died. I was warming up to pay the vow this month's ending as am stil servicing the loans i got from my bank.

He appeared last week to remind me but yesterday night's own came with severe flocking. Am stil feeling the pains from the cain he used at my back & joints..

How do i contain him before month end when i'll be bouyant to pay the vow.

Am afraid he may return with more beatings,. & am jst 30yrs old, & wouldnt want to have any part of my body deformed as a result.

Your suggestions wil be greatly appreciated!

RPirez:
Foolish BASTARDS!!! What positive impact exactly has the Alaafin on Yoruba and his own people other than marrying his grand-daughters and wasting public resources on them while the average Nigerian suffers. Yet, you see the foolish Yoruba pple adulating and celebrating such mediocrity!

These are one of the major reasons Africa is behind. These guys should all be executed and you'll see how progression would be experienced.

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giddy2019:
09073472350

Nehyooh:
07030578779

Nasfri123:
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Odin2:
FEAR NORTH

somebody02:
The first cage is more compact and a lot more Beautiful, around 22k-25k, I'm not sure about the recent price.

The second one works fine as well. That goes for 10k.

somebody02:
Yes, a 7 year old boy can manage a bunny, just done better under adult s supervision, they tend to over pamper/over care for them.
A male+a female for 6k

somebody02:
I've got these lovely Hyla Max kits for sale.
I've been breeding for the fun of it and it seems they are getting bigger than the space/caegs available.

Females and makes available
I need to free up space.

Call/text: 08062500998

passionguy:
My brother is 24 years old. His entire life has been spent fucking up. The thing is he lies, cheats, gamble and steals. He has succeeded in selling almost everything in the house be it fridge, stab, pressing iron, electronic and manymore
Now he has extended it by going out to steal from neighbors and people.
He as been arrested so many times and been bailed. Now everyone in the family is tired of him mostly my mum she can't eat good food because of him because his becoming worse.
Pls Advice me on what to do.

Dozis:
Like the question goes,
I will start with mine, I'm a druggist.
Patient: I have this severe body pain and headache that won't let me do anything, please give me a good pain killer.

Me: (proceeds to get the "best" analgesic), you have to take this one tablet every 12 hours for 3 days.

Patient: how much is it?

Me: ₦1,000

Patient: Ah, why is it too expensive naa, just ordinary pain killer, please give me paracetamol.

Me: (speaking in my mind) why you no just walk in tell me say paracetamol you wan buy.

2nd scenario:

Patient: Pharm please I want the best antimalarial.

Me: This one is ₦1800

Patient: That's too expensive, give me the one of a lesser price.

Me (proceeds to bring another one)
This one is ₦1,600.

Patient: You don't have the one that the price is lesser than these two.

Me: (brings the cheapest) this one is "dozismartem", it's ₦250.

Patient: Are you sure this one will work, please give me that first one you said it's ₦1,800.

Me: (speaking to myself) What is the colour of your problem this morning?.

I also hate the fact that what I earn is not commensurate with the volume of books I read in school (I practically had no social life back in school and still don't have).

I hate working on Sundays and there are no public holidays because we are termed "essential workers".
Last but not all,

Patient: Please I want to buy "Beecham Ampiclox", two capsules.

Me: Please ma we don't "cut" Ampiclox, do you realise that Ampiclox is an antibiotic and you need to follow the full dosage regimen of one capsule every six hours for five days? that means you need two scahets of ten capsules each, to complete the regimen, this is to completely eradicate the bacteria and also avoid antibiotics resistance.

Patient: Two capsules are enough for me, that's how I take it, you just want to "sell more market", I for no even come here, if to say that chemist for my street don open.

Me: (by this time I'm already weak and have nothing more to say as she jejely goes to look for where they will cut two capsules for her)
And she will definitely see because we are in "competition" with Patent medicine dealers and because our healthcare system is so messed up that the profession is more regulated for the professionals than the quacks in the street, because people can actually buy prescription only medications without a proper prescription in Nigeria and because if you are a pharmacist waiting for a doctor's prescription before you can sell a drug in Nigeria, you go wait tire.
There are still more but let me stop here.
In my next thread, I will be writing about common misconception about drugs in Nigeria and how we abuse drugs ignorantly.


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