₦airaland Forum

Rashman578:
Oct. 7, hope I'm not Alone

You are not alone

#7th...!!..

Jodha:
Nigerian men are mostly boring in marriages....they know nothing else apart from going to work, coming back, eating , having sex , sleeping and the cycle repeats itself again and again and again....till infinity. ...

Women are bored and tired of that shit...a woman will work...still cook...still wash clothes..plates ..take care of the house...clean...still muster the strength to engage in sex...for as many rounds as a husband pleases...

Women are tired of that shit.... that's the result yhure seeing up there and nothing else..

Women are fond of blaming men for everything.

What do women themselves do to spice up their marriage?

Nothing

All they know is to be collecting money from their husbands

Explorers:
Yes

But why can't they pump water from the ocean to quench the fire? They could build artificial lakes to serve as sea water reservoirs for these emergencies.

Or they could install as many fire hydrant pumps in linear or centrifugal patttern fed with underground pipes suppled with sea water across the vulnerable region.

Human beings sha. We invest billions to build oil and gas pipelines but nobody is investing in building water pipelines to combat fire. Is oil more important than water?

Right Hand Drive

Can't messi and ronaldo be arranged to play together in a team instead of playing as opposite teams?

ahnie:
Hi

@ that your diary post... I don't use cream either.

After shower, i just dry up with towel, wear clothes,brush hair and zoom out

MZrapper:
In my days I scored 219 and for that year I was like the glory of the family.

Me wey score 272 nko?

mysticgal:
Ribery is just a modafucker. Eitherways, I stand on the motion that, stripping ain’t same thing as prostitution.

mysticgal:
Such a touching story but sometimes, not every meat is for sale. Besides, some meats are placed with Gold not on the table of a Suya man

Even gold plated meat is meant for sale

Bayern Munich have issued Franck Ribery with a “hefty fine” for a foul-mouthed tirade at his critics on social media following his visit to a steak restaurant in Dubai during the club’s winter break. The 35-year-old former France international, who has a turbulent history of clashing with the media, caused a furore in Germany and France by eating a gold-covered Tomahawk steak presented by the restaurant’s owner Nusret Gokce, better known as Salt Bae. The steak can reportedly cost in excess of £1,000

mysticgal:
Irrespective of that, some people just strictly strip. Unlike Nigeria where people touch the strippers, over the ocean, they are not touched. They just dance and go. You get

Yes ma.

One stripper suya mallam.... He strips sells suya at the junction club.

One evening, he went to sell suya at the junction.

People gathered around his booth.. they watched him as he stoked the charcoal flames. The stripper suya mallam even flirted gave people some people suya to taste.

Late in the night, the suya mallam carried the suya on wheelbarrow and went home to sleep without selling suya to anybody

Twoclans dp sef... If your mama see that dp, she go flog u o

bukatyne:
Now, you make me feel like eating spaghetti

Male spaghetti with big chicken lap in the centre abi?

mysticgal:
Don’t just jump, is stripping prostitution?
When a man or a woman strips, they dance around a pole or a before a crowd stripped and money is sprayed and put on them. That is a part. If after stripping and they decide to have sex which obviously you are going to pay money for, then that’s prostitution.

You can’t kumble them up. It’s just like asking if been a masseuse is prostitution.... well, hell no!!!

Nigerians are so closed minded man

Stripper is akin to spaghetti

Prostitute is akin to Noodles

What is the difference between spaghetti and noodles?

Last last .... Both will curl up in the pot and den go chop both of them.... Irrespective of the method of cooking.

ogorwyne:
. In every dark corner you are sure to see a male and female doing something .

Umuaja has sloppy topography
Ukwuani is generally flat... I wonder why umuaja is different
Well, my work sometimes means i go round all primary schools in the LGA for pupils data capture so yes, i know umuaja a little.

About male-female doing something in dark corners, is a choice.
You may decide to go out and have some drinks, suya, listen to some open air music and then go home... But it's hard not to get tempted though. One would be seeing potential bedmates walking back and forth to the point that staying out without a date/lover becomes a sort of punishment.

To avoid that, i usually stay indoors at night and force myself to sleep but if my crazy uncle is around...

Who has a generator to give away?

ogorwyne:
Lol at limestone kind of road. The sand there is kind of white, a bit like nzu. The road from Obiaruku is way better, I don't know if it is the same as the Ebedei road you talked about Sha.

What festivities do you guys have on those days?

The white sand is so white and pure ... You can help by fall in love with it.

As you can see in the attached map, the axis you are moving from determines the route you take. Onicha Ukwuani is the red pin pointer on the nap

If you are moving from agbor_umutu_abraka, you can pass through obiaruku - Eke onicha Ukwuani.

If you are moving from Abbi Ezionum or Amai, you pass through Ogume

If moving from Asaba or kwale, you pass iselegu junction.

About the event, it's a kind of new yam festival... Ppl from far and wide travel home to see their village folks and friends they grew up with... The 3 days night times are usually lite with jam packed streets, live music bands, drinking, merriment and of course, womanizing/manazing to dawn

ogorwyne:
Aje bro.

I don't really know Ezionum sha.
But my cousins are from there. I used to live in Obiaruku as a child. Do you know Onicha-Ukwuani? That's where I'm from.

Been to onicha-ukwuani twice..... First time Connected one badass limestone kind of road from ogume by bike. when we reach house, i could barely walk

Second time went through Ebedei road, smooth.

Tell your cousins make dem carry you enter Ezionum for ndukwu 17th -19th January make you come groove.

ogorwyne:
Yes I am.

Whew.

My sister... Otofe

I be Ezionum writing in obiaruku. I dey enter kwale periodically to visit my folks sha.

You're right about police checkpoints on Asaba-igbuzor-kwale road. They're just too much

ogorwyne:
This is almost like an everyday thing in Onitsha na. Not really about Christmas. The way wen police for multiple checkpoints go take collect money from that driver today because of overload ehn. E pocket go hear am, especially if he is going towards kwale.

Are you Ukwuani babe?

Smartchoiice:
Engine oil wey dey your head don flat.... No offeinse

Okay... I know

But you people should explain to us on why engine and gear transplant from another auto maker won't work instead of just yabbing in parables.

Shebi it is basically the engine and gear that moves a car.

Drive shaft modification should be minor of one knows a good metal fabrication shop

What else? Electricals might not work perfectly but well so far the donor engine ECU is there, it should run smoothly.

Oya make una educate me on why it can't work

Thanks

alphaNomega:
Don't post here again!

Make den put 1999 camry engine and gear then

If it can work in speed boats, it should work in the VW with little modifications

Can't the W8 engine and gear be removed and a V6 Toyota engine and gear swapped in?

To butcher that sweet leather interior go pain o

Kingray10:
Is PTI road also federal road

The entire area dual express. ... DSC/PTI ... NPA/Refinery/Airport Road are federal road.

Warri - benin

Warri- eku, eku-sapele, eku-agbor , warri-ughelli- ozoro- kwale-asaba ... Are all federal road.

State government can intervene and federal government will reimburse but the process is cumbersome

There are smooth state roads alternatives just beside federal road but you may not know unless the driver takes detour. I for example, didn't know there was alternative to Abraka-Agbor until a bus driver drove through umutu-umunede road to Agbor... No single pot hole

Viking07:
Let's be honest with ourselves. Regardless of the road being a federal or State road, with the billions allocated to Delta and bayelsa states, these states ought to be like the 'Dubai' in Nigeria. For goodness sake the people are suffering! Unemployment in these states is very high! Where are the billions going to? Despite their relatively small population? Haba!

Same story with Akwa-ibom and Rivers. They get billions monthly with nothing to show for it.

If you are into construction, you will understand.

Naira's purchasing power is low. All heavy construction equipment are bought from abroad same with their spare parts. Steel is imported. You have to pay for experienced manpower, then you will have to buy diesel

If you add weak naira to all those expenses... Then you add Delta terrain to it... You will realize that 18bn is nothing.

In some states, you just use grader to level the ground cos the top soil is hard... Add laterite to raise the level, compact and tar up... You can't try that in Delta. You will have to evacuate the whole top soil first, that alone doubles construction expenses. So it is very unfair to compare cost of building road in Delta to that of kano.

SocialJustice:
Okowa the thief. Warri-Sapele Road is gone but storm drainage is more important.

You made above post in ignorance.

Okowa is not responsible for that road.

It is federal road.

State owned roads are smooth

dicksonadams:
Lolz... Shey keke napad get transmission ni?

Wetin you think den dey turn on keke left handle side?

500 naira... Cash ready