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Ritaokafor:
Of all place to mention,na my place e come be. Dem send you ni? Abi beggars dey on strike or break for your town? Take your time o!

No vex madam.

That year i was corper serving in Awka South council... I used to shuttle between Agbor and awka every week.

And you can guess my favourite bus company at Onitsha?

Ekwulobia Urban Mass Transport Company

They didn't have new comfy buses... But their services have this warm local touch that endeared them to my heart

He has never been to Ekwulobia motor park before

See people yabbing "JUST 1k" upanda

That is why Nigeria is the way it is.

That is why politicians have to steal billions before it is termed "corruption" cos ordinary million in JUST MILLIONS.

Oga O.P if you collect payment for service and you didn't supply the service, the honourable thing to do is to refund the money, even if it is N10 ten naira.

Anything short, is scam... That's the plain truth

saintruky:
I do have if u still searching.. Barely used.. But location is Warri, Delta state.

I'm in obiaruku o.

Please chat me upmake i come pick am.

Thanks very much

Davash222:
I've seen this movie before.

Bridget Jones Baby (2016)

Ishilove:
Except for very few exceptional folks like my pal Oweniwe, we don't bring memories from our past lives into the present one (although they sometimes surface from time to time. That partly explains 'deja vú')



What's yours?

Nothing much....

Except...

Me and my younger sister dancing to shinamania on those large black record disk player... Late '93....

I was so much in love with one song like that... O Wabiyo... O wabiyo.... Wabiyo , biyo , biyo, biyo biyo o wa be-be-be-be ... (A woman sang it)

Ishilove you know am? Abi oga Naptu2 abeg can you help me find the song online?

I had a shoe with"Oyakaka" written on it...

Me playing outside the face me i slap you house my papa rented at Agege... 106, Amo'o Street, Orile Agege... I passed there recently on my visit to lagos and it's hard to imagine i ever lived in such shitty environment.

Street barricadi... Tyre burning... Aftermath IBB annulment of June 12

Model Nursery & Primary School... Maybe i was in KG or Pry 1... I remember the proprietress keeps alsatian dogs in her house which is fenced off at the back of the school... The idiots would be barking everytime.. Maybe that's why i never liked dogs

Dazzal

Good morning sir rev2214

I'm looking for portable nylon sealing machine. Pix attached below

Do you have or know where i can get it please?

I don't mind similar nylon sealing machine with different design

Thanks for your anticipated response

O.p all your school teachers from pry 1 to ss3 need flogging.

Which kind of essay writing is this?

I almost got headache reading what you wrote

MarjieJ98354:
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1.When he was married, his wife cheated on him with other man to get money.

2. Even though he is wooing me very strongly and quickly, he seems legit. I've only chatted with this man a month. He's very manipulative in his "Wooing" process. We started with me not ever wanting to go to Ghana to him convincing me not only to come there but to even get married having 2 weddings.

3. He Calls his mom my mother-in-law and one of his children my son-in-law. I know his main objective is to come to this country. I don't have a problem with that, as long as he not planning to get her and dump me. He has given me his full name and address.

4. He sends me pictures from his home and his work and we also video chat several times a day.

A. Cost of data is pretty expensive on this side of the world. Many people can afford the basic bouquets, but the data used for constant video calling is not for broke man. So No 1 & 4 don't fit. A man that has money to subscribe data for extensive video calls but his wife is cheating on him for money... It's more like doing a middle executive worker's wife is cheating on him for money. The story didn't add up. If his wife really cheated it's not because he's was poor or broke.

It is men who usually cheat on their wives. If a wife cheats on her husband, then it means the husband is not treating her right or he cannot satisfy her. Is that the kind of man you want to love up with?

B. If "Player guys" want to get between a lady's legs and she proving stubborn, the ultimate card they play to make get open legs is the "promise of marriage" card. He will start sweet talking the lady... I will marry you, i will marry you... She loses guard.. he gets between her legs, eats his tummy full and would then start giving attitudes and would simply disappear...

C. I have a female Friend. One day she came crying to me how a guy friend of mine who came visiting briefly in town decieved her. She said my friend approached her that he needs a wife and he thinks she's his missing rib. She said my friend acted very seriously about his intentions. He took her to his "family house", introduced her to his mother, elder sisters and aunts as the lady he wants to marry... Sooner they ended between the sheets in marathon sex. After about two weeks, dude picked his bags, let's town and never returned... Wouldn't even pick her calls anymore.

So i called my guy friend and asked him why he did that to my lady friend... Dude said someone "fished" for him to "eat". He baited her by taking her to his old mother who is eager for him to get married and after eating everything between her legs, what more is there to do?

Mother inlaw ... Son inlaw... Is your bait

......

Bottom line.... If you wish to get married to him or see or meet him or travel to his country, it should be from your own freewill and desire to see him.

If he's the one that wants to see you or get married to you, let him book flight to your country and wed you in your country. If he can't afford it, he should find a woman around him to marry

MarjieJ98354:
Hello,

I'm a 56 year old female hoping to make African friends in the USA. I'm looking for an older divorced man that has already had his family and children; and only needs an uncomplicated independent woman to spend the rest of our romantic lives together. I also seek mature African women I can be friends with!!!With the right man, I will only serve him!!! I would prefer to talk on this forum first before giving out my number. I hope to meet you soon.


Marjie

Older men won't be online like this. Your best bet is to ask your friends to link you up with a man of your specifications.

Also, am older man above 45 with children but has no wife is near impossible to find. Most men who divorce or are widowed move get hitched within months to a lady they already know.

I don't know why you chose Nigerian men though. To see a honest Nigerian man is hard. They start nice and play nice until they've earned your trust and then subtly start "milking" your dollars with various "stories". I'm not saying we all like that... But most...

If you are open minded... Willing to chat with anyone irrespective of age and social status, you'll be good here. Otherwise, please guard your heart very jealously.

Cheers

ahnie:
The number you've called z currently switched off
please try again later...tenkuy

Make i switch off too.

Goodnight

Ishilove:
So if the hit and go results in a pregnancy, what happens?

The man is not her friend, lover, friends with benefits, boyfriend... He is not her fiancee ... Just fling sex.

A woman's poosie is like a motor car... Some cars are private, some for office use only, some for uber, taxi... The woman is the driver

The o.p was using her poosie to do uber/taxi

If taxi carry passenger and passenger no pay, the taxi driver have right to hold on and harrass the passenger until he pays

But in this case, the taxi driver admitted the passenger paid her N2,000

Now after she carried the passenger, passenger paid, she drove off and left, her car engine got knocked... She is now saying the last passenger she carried is responsible for her car's knocked engine and he should pay for another engine.

How is it the passenger's responsibility?

If the pusszy were a private car or company car, or a friend borrowed it... and the engine knock/the lady gets pregnant... Okay, busband, Oga or the friend should take responsibility for fixing engine.

But for a pusszy used as uber/taxi... And the engine knock/the woman get pregnant... If the passenger voluntarily decides to be a party to repairing the engine, fine.... Otherwise, the Knock engine does not concern the passenger



Cc: ibkayee , ahnie , Holycity , UjuJoan2

Under 20 that was full of cows, what did they achieve?

Transfer market bet... Anyone with code?

Transfer market bet..

Who get code?

ibkayee:
I know, I’m guilty of it too

But your mum is just trying to help you help yourself

I'm adult nah. Over help dey worry her.

Wouldn't you be embarrassed of you mom wants to be washing your clothes, including underwears?

One morning she empty my wardrobe outside to wash the clothes... I sharply follow her collect my clothes back... She hold my knicker... We start dragging my clothes... When i tire i left the shirts and trousers with her but removed boxers.

Na so i go work o... Come back home to see the boxers in the sun on the clothes line

That moment, i thank God say i no dey wear pata

ahnie:
He was a mallam!

Kweke !!!

I'm laughing

ahnie:
1. How she has this weird habits of beating feeble looking roaches to death and drowning them with olive oil.


2. How she also poured raw washed intestines yamayama water on a toaster that has been chasing me for years that came to look for me at home.

1. I usualy pour small petrol on them and set em ablaze

2. The guy must be broke and poor that time

ibkayee:
Don’t think you should be placing laptops on your body though on

When you're watching a good movie on your laptop in bed, it's inevitable

@ ibkayee your own better.

My mama own plenty...

If mosquito bite her, it is witchcraft mosquito

If thunder sound outside, it is devil

Every elderly woman from our village who is her mate or older is either in occult or is a witch

All young girls are suspected thieves because her skirt got missing after some neighbours told her "my girlfriend" came to visit. Skirt she has not worn in 5 years. From then on If any female friend comes to visit me, she will run to lock her wardrobe and hide the keys

If i have cattarh early morning, village witches sent it to me, she will start praying seriously

Every now and then out of the blue, she will bring cup of bitter agbo/herbs and start preaching/lecturing on how it will make my body strong gbam.... If i refuse to drink it, she will start passing side remarks that i am disobedient child.

I go dey enjoy my sleep for midnight only to be woken up with her hands all over my body praying God knows what prayers

Im forbidden from placing laptop on my lap or any part of my body while charging it because electricity can shock me. If i ignore her, she will go turn off the wall socket say i no dey hear word.

Illiteracy is very bad thing... Especially when mixed with spirikoko



NB: i didn't grow up with her. My folks forked uo wen i was 5 or so... I never really know her personally until last month she was sick i bought her to stay with me. I sometimes wonder, is this really my mother?

@ ahnie greetings ma

The person wey make law,

Law no dey catch am