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Romance / Re: I Love Him But He Loves My Friend And She Dont Love Him by owhizkid: 5:34pm On Apr 14, 2013
D writer seems young, make una no crucify am oo.
O.p to tell Ɣøu d truth, face U̶̲̥̅̊я studies nw. Just try okay!
Ɣøu 'll still love again.... Love is neva late okay
Crime / Television Is The Leading Cause Of Violence Among Youths Of Today by owhizkid: 6:51am On Mar 30, 2013
Good day house,
I've always believed that t.v is the leading cause of violence in the nation... I don't know what your take is on this. But whatever it is, pls, state it and your reasons...
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by owhizkid: 6:34pm On Feb 23, 2013
I'm repping
Our lady of Apostles private school yaba.
Kemeesther college Aguda (jss1-ss1)
Penny international college coker (ss2-ss3)
Nnamdi Azikiwe university Awka
Education / Re: Represent Your Primary, Secondary And College by owhizkid: 6:33pm On Feb 23, 2013
I'm repping
Our lady of Apostles private school yaba.
Kemeesther college Aguda (jss1-ss1)
Penny international college coker (ss2-ss3)
Poems For Review / Re: Poems That Tell A Story... by owhizkid: 10:36am On Feb 07, 2013
The Nigerian psyche
We are Nigerians; we live on the sky in the shadows of the earth. We are good people; after all we are very religious, only our attitudes let us down sometimes. Our heads are nicely capped with Italian shoes and our gloved feet are elegantly shod with bowler hats. Now, aren’t we perfect ladies and gentlemen?

We spend significant years of our lives struggling to outdo one another in a bid to get university education (my struggles paid off after four JAMB UMEs). Our universities have a record of successfully educating us till we attain imbecility; then we are churned out. Decades after graduation, we aren’t gainfully employed and we ask “Why?” the insensitive employers retort with the trite “We need no imbeciles in our establishments.” Trust us, we yell back at them: who are they to slight what we paid for?

We are yet to understand the rationale behind some of our government’s actions, although we know overall, our government is populace-centric. We always wonder why our policemen down south are armed with guns that only accidentally discharge when law-abiding citizens disagree with them over money issues: our unanimous inference is that our government must have inadvertently equipped them with bellicose guns that have vampirical proclivities. We don’t blame either party; after all, “Police is Your Friend” is a universal truth. Will our friends kill us over trivias? No! Won't they be lonely upon our demise? Now, we all know that nobody enjoys loneliness, or are they reclusive? Very unlikely. We just have to blame the guns.

A terrorist group up north is perpetrating wanton decimation of our Police Force: they have made them an endangered species. Recent activities reveal that some policemen down south who have been posted up north to protect us from these terrorists are scheming to effect rescissions of their transfer. Is this not a cue for the civilian population to take up the challenge of protecting the police? Our police force needs to tell us first.

Our good government teaches us timeless values. Frequent power outage is the way of reminding us that God created night and day; a balance that must never be upset as a slight imbalance could be calamitous; although most times the lesson we learn is that, “Every Cloud Has a Silver Lining” (our power outage most times attain an uninterrupted status, briefly truncated for minutes per day). Our not-portable roads are meant to teach us that “The Road to Greatness is Not Smooth”. We are good people in this great nation. The hoarding of the nation’s resources is how our security is ensured- we don’t entertain fears of armed robbery attacks. Who will rob a poor person? By looting the resources of our nation, our good leaders make themselves susceptible to muggers in their bid to keep the populace secure. We appreciate their sacrifice and I recommend them for deification: they bear our sins for us. Don't you agree with me?

We do not check our population growth conventionally; we believe it is unethical to deny babies the privileges of taking some whiff of space into their lungs- we are a people with scruples. However, our humanitarian government compensates whoever takes the initiative to send some of us to “The Land Where We Never Grow Old”: MEND militants are on a Salary-For-Life and scholarship scheme; Boko Haram is soon to follow. Here’s a simple question for the unemployed, baccalaureate-waving fraction of the populace who are always taking on our good government; what have you done for your country? We challenge you to take a cue from the afore-mentioned groups and your efforts will not be unrewarded. Hasn’t our government been silently screaming this message all along?

Anomaly is our way of life here; however, we become aberrant when our “thinking shoes” malfunction or when we impulsively unshod our heads, uncap our feet and swap our shoes’ positions with our cap’s; then, we become perverted and see things in a new light, and only then do we agree with Chinua Achebe’s book title, “Things Fall Apart”- that’s our modus operandi.

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Romance / Re: Need Advice by owhizkid: 8:11am On Dec 11, 2012
k2039: Untill you take full respomsibility for your life, you wont get over her.

What is happening now simply means the girl is the one in charge and control of your mood and life.

Wake up and face reality that you were born without her, you were happy and joyous before you met her, so you should ultimately be able to do without her.

No one can control your life unless you give them the power, understand your honor is greater than your mood, let your brain control you and nnot your heart.

Until you are willing to let go of the memories in your thought and the feeling that she is the best girl in the world, only then will you move on with your life.

There is nothing superb about her, she is just a girl who sleeps, eats, plays, does everything just like any other girl, their are thousands like her and their are millios that are better than her.
Hmmmm very hard sayings...
Romance / Need Advice by owhizkid: 6:06am On Dec 11, 2012
I opened a topic here sometime last week, about how I cared aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ loved a girl, aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ all she says she wants from ♍ƺ was just friendship. Here is a link to that effect https://www.nairaland.com/1127051/confused-life-hold-right-now
Now I have decided to go with what the majority told me (I should give her space, If she is mine, she would c☺♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ looking for ♍ƺ)
I deleted her num from ♍♈ phone (S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ I don't get tempted to call her) her pictures, her text messages, I even trew some of the gift she bought for ♍ƺ away(though not eberything), I tried hanging around more with ♍♈ male folks.
But it seems all these things are not working cos I seem to be remembered of her everytime (maybe when walking on the road aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ see someone with her type of cloth,hair or even looks like her)
What do I do to forget her completely... It seems I'm loosing it.
Romance / Re: Am So Confused.. My Life Is On Hold Right Now by owhizkid: 8:51am On Dec 09, 2012
binger: I never knew a guy could 'cry his eyes out' cos of a girl...OP,pls get it into ur cranium-She wants to remain good friends with u. Deal with it and don't force urself on her.Who knows,one day u might 'break her walls',as most true relationships were carved out of true friendship.
U̶̲̥̅̊ mean U̶̲̥̅̊'ve not seen a guy crying? Then, probably U̶̲̥̅̊'ve not heard that men are "babies at heart"
Romance / Re: Am So Confused.. My Life Is On Hold Right Now by owhizkid: 8:46am On Dec 09, 2012
luvmijeje: Op that is called shakara.Pulled back a little dat is stop d gift,limit ur frequency of going there then calm ur mind down but don't stop dat wooing game.
How do I do that? When I can't even concerntrate in my work
Romance / Re: Am So Confused.. My Life Is On Hold Right Now by owhizkid: 7:28am On Dec 09, 2012
Thanks every1, I knw I can always count on U̶̲̥̅̊ guys for U̶̲̥̅̊я honest response

O.T.I.S:
how old are you? at your age now i think there are other more important issues to be worried about.
I'm old enough to have a girlfriend or wife If I choose to
tellwsdom: First tell me how much you spent...I know most of u mugu who go about buying a gurl popcorn and mirinda,would then come here to lie angry..Guy tell me wetin u buy her for Mr biggs, cos I knw they don't sell henessy there angryangry
Believe me I jst stated it here just to say I've gone out on dates with her not just once but over a hundred times
Romance / Am So Confused.. My Life Is On Hold Right Now by owhizkid: 6:41am On Dec 09, 2012
Helo house,
There was this girl I was seeing, I used to go to their house back then when she was in school, her room mate calls me in-law/boy frnd (depending on how she seem fit that day) I had not formally asked her out, so we just take everything the way it comes
During her birthday, I took her out and spoilt her (she personally told me that, no single person has carried her out in 1 day aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ spent that much on her)
After her birthday, I now decided to ask the "Almighty question" (do u mind dating me? I see both of us perfect aΩ̴̩̩̩̥d̶̲̥̅̊ WȊ̝̊̅ℓℓ like to take our relationship to the next level) she first dodged the question (as if she wasn't expecting it) even when she answered, she told me "No,she WȊ̝̊̅ℓℓ like us to be just casual friend" (now av done ♍♈ assignment nd I know she doesn't have a boyfriend) bt since then I've been devastated,confused,crying all day cos this is a girl I love but yet she is trying to make ♍ƺ just a friend( bt if she has a problem, I'll be the first she WȊ̝̊̅ℓℓ tell or call) house, pls advise ♍ƺ what do I do next...
Should I try again or just let it go
** I really do love her**
P.s
I've told her that without number, but she hasn't say a word, instead she WȊ̝̊̅ℓℓ just smile or laugh or even call me jonzing (though I like covering the shame of getting no reply with my cracking a few jokes or statement, like saying "don't get it twisted"wink
I've been unable to focus on anything am doing, even my boss has started taking notes...
Politics / Re: Okada Riders Protesting In Lagos? by owhizkid: 1:37pm On Oct 22, 2012
♍♈ fellow nairalanders,
Okada ws nt banned in lagos bt limited... To ♍ƺ I want to support d banning of okada in lagos nd dis re ♍♈ reasons
Thieves use it more often to get away frm dia victims quickly
Law defaulters use it as an excape route to dodge law enforcers
P.s
If any1 finds it difficult to cope with d ban, D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ shld learn a trade or handwork, I think dis WȊ̝̊̅ℓℓ pay dem more...
Check in lagos out of hundred okada riders, sixty re mallams, dt did nt av any experience in riding bike
Perhas sef Йą only commercial bikes dem ban no b private...
I RECALL; an Enugu houseboy dt ws brought to lagos, just because his master shouted on him for doing tins wrong d boy commot for house go carry bike... With no experience
Politics / Re: How Is Power Supply In Your Area After Barth Nnaji's Resignation. by owhizkid: 1:02pm On Oct 22, 2012
[b][/b][b][/b]Wen I ws in lagos for ♍♈ holz... Dere ws enoff lite to waste(even after Nnaji's tenure) bt nw dt ɑ̣̣̝̇̇ṁ̭̥̈̅̄ bak τ̲̣̣̥ό̲̣̣̣̥ skul....NO LIGHT 4 3days nw
P.s ɑ̣̣̝̇̇ṁ̭̥̈̅̄ talking of Awka in Anambra state Ŏọ̥ọ̥º°˚˚˚°º
Health / Re: Fashola Urges Lagosians To Walk Rather Than Drive Whenever Possible by owhizkid: 12:01pm On Oct 17, 2012
rafhell: i am totally in support + plus a complete ban on okadas.
gone are does days growing up in lagos when one can walk home from bus-stop but these days we rather take okada.
Йą true U̶̲̥̅̊ talk Ŏọ̥ọ̥º°˚˚˚°º [b] D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ are noow nuisance to the osciety:[/b]d privilege of okada has been abused
Politics / Re: INEC Is Broke, Can’t Pay Salary, Says Jega by owhizkid: 1:55pm On Oct 04, 2012
4mulanoni: INEC Is Broke, Can’t Pay Salary, Says Jega
By Joseph Erunke On October 4, 2012 @ 1.28am



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/10/inecs-broke-cant-pay-salary-jega/
 dis man... And him con charge GEJ for d last election.. Dis guy Йą joker oo
Politics / Re: Demolished Mushin Market,-pictures by owhizkid: 8:40am On Oct 02, 2012
ifeomabernard: cautions are usually applied whatever that involve shrine places, i guess that is why the buildings where not demolish for now until proper consultation and settlement are carried out
True talk
though its true its dirty... Just hope d govt provided an alternative
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by owhizkid: 7:57pm On Jun 01, 2012
@daily news... pls wat is d fan page again
Literature / Re: Young Authors of Nigeria (YAN) -Join Now! by owhizkid: 2:01pm On May 27, 2012
DailyNews: Hello fellow writers & aspiring authors of literary work, I had been cropping this idea of forming a club to unite all upcoming & aspiring literary writers in Nigeria, to help us conquer the barrier of dying with our dreams of being published authors, and to also unite us to form a strong, united association to achieve our life goal of becoming renowned authors. If this club works, we will be holding semi-annual and annual meetings to review our individual works. we will also be doing constructive critics to assist members produce good quality works. we will also go as far as doing contributory publishing and maybe come up with our own club anthology of short stories & poems. etc, etc. lets just start first. pls membership is free, but u must be a writer or aspiring writer in these genre(s): fiction/non-fiction short stories, novellas, novel, poetry or drama. pls if u would love to join, kindly indicate your interest, by dropping your email for further communication. sorry I had to post it on romance section to attract more members attention. will still move it to literature section, moderators pls dnt delete it. Thanks guys, hope u all had a blissful saturday? Note: If u stumbled upon this on romance section, pls feel relaxed cos its the same, kindly drop your details, lets make things happen for ourselves collectively. cheers!
here is my email owhizkid@yahoo.com
Health / Re: Women Sound Different When Menstruating. Men Can Tell! by owhizkid: 8:59am On Apr 11, 2012
27naira: I dont need to listen to her voice. cheesy

Signs to look out for when your woman is menstruating (emphasis on YOUR WOMAN not another woman) grin :

1. Too many pimples on her pumpkin face cheesy
2. Dry lips
3. Too much frowning, complaining and outbursts
4. She cries and complain of abdominal cramp cry
5. changes in her nyash curvature (i dont know why)
6. full breast with succulent hard n.iples cool cool hehe
7. Too much body scent. (disgusting)
8. She will NEVER be in the mood grin grin
9. On rare occasions, you might find a tadpole on your bed, dont be alarmed, her egg just hatched grin grin

Thank me later tongue
27naira: I dont need to listen to her voice. cheesy

Signs to look out for when your woman is menstruating (emphasis on YOUR WOMAN not another woman) grin :

1. Too many pimples on her pumpkin face cheesy
2. Dry lips
3. Too much frowning, complaining and outbursts
4. She cries and complain of abdominal cramp cry
5. changes in her nyash curvature (i dont know why)
6. full breast with succulent hard n.iples cool cool hehe
7. Too much body scent. (disgusting)
8. She will NEVER be in the mood grin grin
9. On rare occasions, you might find a tadpole on your bed, dont be alarmed, her egg just hatched grin grin

Thank me later tongue
27naira: I dont need to listen to her voice. cheesy

Signs to look out for when your woman is menstruating (emphasis on YOUR WOMAN not another woman) grin :

1. Too many pimples on her pumpkin face cheesy
2. Dry lips
3. Too much frowning, complaining and outbursts
4. She cries and complain of abdominal cramp cry
5. changes in her nyash curvature (i dont know why)
6. full breast with succulent hard n.iples cool cool hehe
7. Too much body scent. (disgusting)
8. She will NEVER be in the mood grin grin
9. On rare occasions, you might find a tadpole on your bed, dont be alarmed, her egg just hatched grin grin

Thank me later tongue
explain ''tadpole''
Health / Re: Women Sound Different When Menstruating. Men Can Tell! by owhizkid: 8:59am On Apr 11, 2012
27naira: I dont need to listen to her voice. cheesy

Signs to look out for when your woman is menstruating (emphasis on YOUR WOMAN not another woman) grin :

1. Too many pimples on her pumpkin face cheesy
2. Dry lips
3. Too much frowning, complaining and outbursts
4. She cries and complain of abdominal cramp cry
5. changes in her nyash curvature (i dont know why)
6. full breast with succulent hard n.iples cool cool hehe
7. Too much body scent. (disgusting)
8. She will NEVER be in the mood grin grin
9. On rare occasions, you might find a tadpole on your bed, dont be alarmed, her egg just hatched grin grin

Thank me later tongue
27naira: I dont need to listen to her voice. cheesy

Signs to look out for when your woman is menstruating (emphasis on YOUR WOMAN not another woman) grin :

1. Too many pimples on her pumpkin face cheesy
2. Dry lips
3. Too much frowning, complaining and outbursts
4. She cries and complain of abdominal cramp cry
5. changes in her nyash curvature (i dont know why)
6. full breast with succulent hard n.iples cool cool hehe
7. Too much body scent. (disgusting)
8. She will NEVER be in the mood grin grin
9. On rare occasions, you might find a tadpole on your bed, dont be alarmed, her egg just hatched grin grin

Thank me later tongue
27naira: I dont need to listen to her voice. cheesy

Signs to look out for when your woman is menstruating (emphasis on YOUR WOMAN not another woman) grin :

1. Too many pimples on her pumpkin face cheesy
2. Dry lips
3. Too much frowning, complaining and outbursts
4. She cries and complain of abdominal cramp cry
5. changes in her nyash curvature (i dont know why)
6. full breast with succulent hard n.iples cool cool hehe
7. Too much body scent. (disgusting)
8. She will NEVER be in the mood grin grin
9. On rare occasions, you might find a tadpole on your bed, dont be alarmed, her egg just hatched grin grin

Thank me later tongue
explain ''tadpole''
Politics / Re: Confusion In Aso Rock: Who Is In Charge? by owhizkid: 12:11pm On Feb 25, 2010
dat man shud go to blazes
Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Stops Soludo's Candidacy Again by owhizkid: 11:28am On Dec 17, 2009
but then he is not the best man for anambra
Politics / Re: Court Of Appeal Stops Soludo's Candidacy Again by owhizkid: 11:19am On Dec 17, 2009
tank God for that. but come to think of it, the pdp shud just do the primaries to prevent him from going thru all this stress

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