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No job prospective, no specialization, doesn't have a footing in either art or science.....


What sort of department is that? It should be scrapped and help parents from wasting their resources.

Misselocon:
My opinion: We don't need any other motivation to go to the church on Sundays or other days when life is given to us freely. We've got so much to be grateful for.

Maybe animals should go to church too... As they do not buy their lives.

Just as the Christian army were almost closing in on the Muslim army......





My room mate woke me up

Good night
It's not easy forming a story in two minutes

From the look of things I knew there'll be gonna be war soon, as the angel-soldiers were busy planning strategies and practicing formations.


Before anyone could blink, the Christian God, Jesus and other angels were descending in chariots of fire, with flaming swords and trumpets...

Down here, the Muslim angels were ready with explosives, AK47 riffles and other automobile mounted guns.... Hmmm this is gonna be good....

Hmmmm...

From his reaction I knew Allah won't release me as he has many plans for me.
That means I was safe until in the morning when I heard some shouts from outside the Muslims heaven mansion. I went out to see what's happening... And to my shock and delight, it was angel Michael. He was caught spying on the Muslim mansion and by the look of things, he was going to be beheaded... That's Allah 1, Christian God 0....

So one night while I was sleeping, Allah came and took me, his favorite new convert to come stroll his side of heaven and inspect his many virgins waiting for the faithful Muslims who blew themselves up, when a letter was brought to him by one his angels. Allah read it, looked at me and shook his head and chuckled. I went forward and took the letter, and behold it was a letter from the Christian God asking for my release for immediate execution... That if Allah doesn't hand me over to him within two hours of receiving the letter, that there shall be war!

So I was there in my house, planning my next attack to fully crush the church and make the pastor commit suicide when.... With a flash angel Michael appeared with a burning sword pointed at me screaming...

"TODAY YOUR OWN DON FINNNNISSSH"!

He swipe the sword at me, as terrified as I was, I slipped and fell and he missed me, thereby slashing my curtains into two which threw him headlong onto the floor.

I took that opportunity and ran for my dear life.... I ran to a mosque and converted to Islam which makes the Christian God so furious...

ggrin:
So many "" on this thread

You don bang mistakenly finish?

menabae:
ok. wait for me....

Where should I wait? Bathroom or bedroom?

.

So I began my war....

I fling stones to the roof of the church while they're praying, which makes them to intensify their prayer, thinking that they're being attacked by evil spirits.

I dropped two sticks of lighted bangers on the pulpit while the pastor was preaching...

Lastly, I joined the church, interrupted every sermon and bombarded the pastor with heavy questions which threw him off balance.

All these while, I didn't know the Christian God was boiling with rage till the day he decided to attack me...

This is a true story, it's neither a revelation nor prophecy... It's real.

So I used to hate Christians, I waged war with them at any given opportunity, meanwhile I'm not a Muslim. I just hate the way the go about propagating the gospel without asking questions, I hated the way pastors keep preaching same sermon every Sunday, hated the way the mounted giant speakers near my window and blasting me awake every morning.....

menabae:
hahahhaha ok u are freeeee.

Give me your number lemme call you, so you'll gimme his numbz

Speechless3:
cos you are dumb

So girls actually like dumb guys?
No wonder you've been replying me all these while.... Well, I like you too.

menabae:
ask them...

I'll start from your bf

menabae:
of course I will. Do nothing. .... Becos u are walking with me u should not greet people u knw again?

Knowing too many people... What does that tell people about you

Speechless3:
Everything you dont have

If I don't have, why is she walking with me?

Lordprez:
Seriously you opened a thread just to ask why a beautiful gal hugs lotta guys?


Mehn people sure can't be this jobless

I'm not jobless, I'm just FREE

menabae:
There is nothing wrong with that.. It shows that she is a free hearted person

If I do same while walking with you, how would you feel?

Speechless3:
I dont understand , she should not be appreciated because of you

What are they appreciating her for?

You're walking with a beautiful lady inside campus and before you know it...she has hugged like 15 guys.


Why is it always so?

Kudos to that man...

He's behaving like his God.

Uniuyo all the way

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You mean when the women come for you, you should just push them away?

For where?

Abduletudaye:
I resumed just last year September..

It's Dementia

Lilimax:
All shall be well!

We need no more wells, my dear.
The waters there are not safe.

If having sex will make God sad, I want to do it everyday.
He gets sad, gets sad, become depressed, depression turns to melancholia.

Then he commit suicide and Jesus takes over the throne.

If Jesus didn't bring revolution to the former barbaric religion called Judaism, which gave birth to Christianity; I wonder between them and Muslims, who for throw bomb pass


In this religion, everyone loves each other like Musa loves his ram

kingDELE:
are you human

No. I'm an owl. I know what humans don't.
One of such is, God doesn't answer any prayer. It's luck.

One thing about Christians and their denominations is that they always accuse each other of being false.

THE FUNNY THING IS, THEY ARE ALL CORRECT

You can do well by telling us about the available scholarships too.