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Durentt:
u are an iidiot, a very daft nd myopic iidiot. Let's see how an iidiot lik u gets sinaj. Rubbish

My chances gets slimmer the more I quote you.

Goodnight

lifeisabitch:
thanks
I need an award

Sorry, ain't the boobs suppose to be inside the bra?

Durentt:
Ask me again. Rubbish

Are you her gateman?

sexaddict08:
na bread na runsable babe, just tell her what u want ...

Cool.
Mah go learn how to run first.

Durentt:
permission granted

Are you her gateman?

sinaj:
My mb

Hi Sinaj, permission to toast you.

SEYIKP:
In a blind man city, one eye man will definitely by an emperor.

MANAGEMENT CITY IS NOT BLIND!

silverdam:
The God i serve answers all my prayers. He never failed me, he will never fail me. He's the king of kings and lord of lords.


May God heal your heart...

God of gay?

silverdam:
God doesn't answer cruel prayers like this...

Actually, he doesn't answer any prayer.

So touching your own body is a spiritual bondage?
Let her allow you touch hers then.

I'm interested. Let's negotiate on how much you gonna pay me monthly.

PM me let's talk business.

Mtcheew. Why front page?

prettythicksme:
Op pls take down d first pics!!

Nice points tho!i think it is also nice to sleep without pant at night as well.

This OP no get chills at all

Amethyst1:
Small body? I guess that thing you're smoking is still 'highing' you. Me? Small body?


Look well please!

Hey smallie

No Uniuyo?
OP, you never chi chumting.
For example checkout
https://www.nairaland.com/sarimah

superior1:
Nonsense remains so even if spoken by a distinguished scholar. Does the acclaimed intellectual have any empirical data to back his claim, can he show us any verified research that support his claims

The Prof is a fool

Sorry sir, but you are the proof.

Estharfabian:
Truth be told...

I'd never ask A guy Out!! even if my life depended on it! how degrading!! My ego won't even let me...

I'd keep giving him signs(Green, blue and yellow lights), I'd talk sweet to him, Change my voice around him, be all touchy n mushy towards him, Act overly caring, maybe call him like TWICE A month?...if he still doesn't get those Obvious/vivid Romantic signs.

He should go hang himself for all I care!!! fûck him!

Dating isn't my priority...There are plenny "Sharks" in the sea...I only have to choose from so many.....!

Feeling funky, abi?

Kachisbarbie:
not true... not always applicable.
Checkout rich men with beautiful wives and notice how she's always barbied up with exotic cars.
The doors his money can't open, the wife's beauty will open it _ especially when they are dealing with a womaniser.

Of course, I'll always take care of my wife if I have the means, this include buying her exotic cars and expensive jewelries- All rich people does that, irrespective of their look. 5

But in the case of the guy being less handsome but rich, such low esteem will be totally absent, as there'll be many women fighting to warm his bed house.

In such cases, the beautiful lady will be termed as 'lucky'.

Mind you, I didn't remember Oshomhole and Lara when I typed this.

Kachisbarbie:
It's not a mistake. It's very intentional.
The reason is that, a beautiful woman would be like a trophy wife to an "ugly man", he would treasure you_ somewhere in his subconscious he probably never thought he would marry a doll like her.

'but a beautiful wife + handsome husband, my brother...na serious shakara them go dey do for each other. Battle of the sexiest

LOL. A rich man wouldn't reason that way, in fact, he'll be boasting to his friends of the wonders his money can do.

BTW, nice point tho.

cruzita:
to balance the law of nature na.u forget say like charges repel while unlike charges attract

The law of magnetism doesn't work for me, babe. If I'm intelligent, I go for the intelligent one. If I'm handsome, I go for the beautiful so that my generation will have a sparkling lineage.

Daraph:
Just vote and gerrara here.

If I slap you, ehn? Your head go rotate 360 degrees on your neck.

Who's he?

I rarely listen to Naija music, but there are some songs that I just couldn't help listening to as it plays through the airwaves.
One of such is KATAPOT by Reekado. That song was so cool, the beat, the lyrics and the delivery... In fact, the song kept ricochetting through my mind even when I sleep, I just had to search for, and download it the next day.

As for Lil Kesh, sometimes I like his style of rap, but don't have any idea of what he's sputtering.

Korede Bello is my main man, I love his simplicity and humility.

Cynthia Morgan? God forbid!!!

One love to Kiss Daniel.

My vote goes to Reekado Banks.

Hate the design. The graphics is gonna be terrible, I guess. What's the use of big screen if I can't support HD games?

1/10

This is terrible. When I used to be thin I know what it felt like when people poke fun at you. I wouldn't wish this for even my enemies.

This girl can even commit suicide on top her millions.

tripplephi:
YOUNG LADY, FUTURE MOMMY TO GREAT CHILDREN, ROLE MODEL AND MENTOR TO OTHER MUMMIES WHO MAY BE CARELESS NOW.... LET ME EXPLAIN THAT THE GUY IS AN AGENT OF SATAN SENT TO RUIN YOU BEFORE THE RIGHT GUY COMES FOR YOU, HE IS A DESTINY DISTRACTION, SO FLEE.... AND SEEK GOD, HE WILL PROVIDE FOR YOU... IF YOU WERE MEANT TO BE A LovePeddler, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN RAISED IN A HOTEL, BUT SINCE YOUR PARENTS WERE DISCIPLINED AND GODLY ENOUGH TO INSTILL THIS PRICELESS CHARACTER IN YOU, KEEP CALM AND WAIT ON GOD, 2016 YOU WILL SMILE O.....

You're a very big idiiot. If you are so benevolent why can't you give her the money?
All you could tell her is 'wait on God' cause that's what poor men always say.

Happy birthday Merlin. The destiny of a great Kingdom should now be resting on the shoulders of a big boy.

If them like, make them throw katapot of envy, Reekado don carry am.