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eyenCalabar: 13Volt in my mind now!

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Promhize: How many times will we hear this?

i taya o

am telling You

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Ziggyzito: he still make sense

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bt office wil leave him

iterator25: wow..... fresh fish!!

is that fish?

Am sure they also budget money 4 d 7 days mourning....

[quote author=d-hammer]Just to name a few, so which are you guilty of?

1. Gen. 1:28 — To have children with
one's wife
2. Gen. 17:10 — To circumcise all males
on the eighth day after their birth
3. Gen. 32:33 — Not to eat the sinew of
the thigh
4. Ex. 12:2 — Courts must calculate to
determine when a new month begins
5. Ex. 12:6 — To slaughter the paschal
sacrifice at the specified time
6. Ex. 12:8 — To eat the Paschal Lamb
with matzah and Marror on the night of the
fourteenth of Nissan
7. Ex. 12:9 — Not to eat the paschal
meat raw or boiled
8. Ex. 12:10 — Not to leave any meat
from the paschal offering over until morning
9. Ex. 12:15 — To destroy all chametz on
14th day of Nissan
10. Ex. 12:18 — To eat matzah on the
first night of Passover
11. Ex. 12:19 — Not to find chametz in
your domain seven days
12. Ex. 12:20 — Not to eat mixtures
containing chametz all seven days of
Passover
13. Ex. 12:43 — An apostate must not
eat from it
14. Ex. 12:45 — A permanent or
temporary hired worker must not eat from it
15. Ex. 12:46 — Not to take the paschal
meat from the confines of the group
16. Ex. 12:46 — Not to break any bones
from the paschal offering —> Ps. 34:20
17. Ex. 12:48 — An uncircumcised Kohen
(priest) must not eat Terumah (heave
offering)
18. Ex. 12:48 — An uncircumcised male
must not eat from it
19. Ex. 13:3 — Not to eat chametz all
seven days of Passover
20. Ex. 13:7 — Not to see chametz in
your domain seven days
21. Ex. 13:8 — To relate the Exodus from
Egypt on that night
22. Ex. 13:12 — To set aside the firstborn
animals
23. Ex. 13:13 — To redeem the firstborn
donkey by giving a lamb to a Kohen
24. Ex. 13:13 — To break the neck of the
donkey if the owner does not intend to
redeem it
25. Ex. 16:29 — Not to walk outside the
city boundary on Shabbat
26. Ex. 20:2 — To know there is a God
27. Ex. 20:3 — Not to even think that
there are other gods besides Him —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:2
28. Ex. 20:5 TLT — Not to make an idol
for yourself — Yemenite-> Ex. 20:4
29. Ex. 20:6 TLT — Not to worship idols in
the manner they are worshiped — Yemenite-
> Ex. 20:5
30. Ex. 20:6 TLT — Not to worship idols in
the four ways we worship God — Yemenite-
> Ex. 20:5
31. Ex. 20:7 TLT — Not to take God's
Name in vain — Yemenite-> Ex. 20:6
32. Ex. 20:9 TLT — To sanctify the day
with Kiddush and Havdalah — Yemenite-> Ex.
20:8
33. Ex. 20:11 TLT — Not to do prohibited
labor on the seventh day — Yemenite-> Ex.
20:10
34. Ex. 20:13 TLT — Not to murder —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:12
35. Ex. 20:13 TLT — Respect your father
or mother — Yemenite-> Ex. 20:12
36. Ex. 20:14 TLT — Not to kidnap —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:13
37. Ex. 20:14 TLT — Not to testify falsely
— Yemenite-> Ex. 20:13
38. Ex. 20:15 TLT — Not to covet and
scheme to acquire another's possession —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:14
39. Ex. 20:21 TLT — Not to make human
forms even for decorative purposes —
Yemenite-> Ex. 20:20
40. Ex. 20:24 TLT — Not to build the altar
with stones hewn by metal — Yemenite-> Ex.
20:23
41. Ex. 20:27 TLT — Not to climb steps to
the altar — Yemenite-> Ex. 20:26
42. Ex. 21:2 — Purchase a Hebrew slave
in accordance with the prescribed laws
43. Ex. 21:8 — Redeem Jewish
maidservants
44. Ex. 21:8 — Betroth the Jewish
maidservant
45. Ex. 21:8 — The master must not sell
his maidservant
46. Ex. 21:10 — Not to withhold food,
clothing, and sexual relations from your wife
47. Ex. 21:15 — Not to strike your father
and mother
48. Ex. 21:17 — Not to curse your father
and mother
49. Ex. 21:18 — The court must
implement laws against the one who assaults
another or damages another's property
50. Ex. 21:20 — The courts must carry
out the death penalty of the sword
51. Ex. 21:28 — Not to benefit from an ox
condemned to be stoned
52. Ex. 21:28 — The court must judge the
damages incurred by a goring ox
53. Ex. 21:33 — The court must judge the
damages incurred by a pit
54. Ex. 21:37 — The court must
implement punitive measures against the
thief
55. Ex. 22:4 — The court must judge the
damages incurred by an animal eating
56. Ex. 22:5 — The court must judge the
damages incurred by fire
57. Ex. 22:6 — The courts must carry out
the laws of an unpaid guard
58. Ex. 22:8 — The courts must carry out
the laws of the plaintiff, admitter, or denier
59. Ex. 22:9 — The courts must carry out
the laws of a hired worker and hired guard
60. Ex. 22:13 — The courts must carry
out the laws of a borrower
61. Ex. 22:15-16 — The court must fine
one who sexually seduces a maiden
62. Ex. 22:17 — The court must not let
the sorcerer live
63. Ex. 22:20 — Not to cheat a convert
monetarily
64. Ex. 22:20 — Not to insult or harm a
convert with words
65. Ex. 22:21 — Not to oppress the weak
66. Ex. 22:24 — Lend to the poor and
destitute
67. Ex. 22:24 — Not to press them for
payment if you know they don't have it
68. Ex. 22:24 — Not to intermediate in an
interest loan, guarantee, witness, or write the
promissory note
69. Ex. 22:27 — Not to blaspheme
70. Ex. 22:27 — Not to curse judges
71. Ex. 22:27 — Not to curse the head of
state or leader of the Sanhedrin
72. Ex. 22:28 — Not to preface one tithe
to the next, but separate them in their proper
order
73. Ex. 22:30 — Not to eat meat of an
animal that was mortally wounded
74. Ex. 23:1 — Judges must not accept
testimony unless both parties are present
75. Ex. 23:1 — Transgressors must not
testify
76. Ex. 23:2 — Decide by majority in case
of disagreement
77. Ex. 23:2 — The court must not
execute through a majority of one; at least a
majority of two is required
78. Ex. 23:5 — Help another remove the
load from a beast which can no longer carry
it
79. Ex. 23:6 — A judge must not decide
unjustly the case of the habitual transgressor
80. Ex. 23:7 — The court must not kill
anybody on circumstantial evidence
81. Ex. 23:8 — Judges must not accept
bribes
82. Ex. 23:11 — To leave free all produce
which grew in that year
83. Ex. 23:12 — To rest on the seventh
day
84. Ex. 23:13 — Not to swear in the name
of an idol —> Deut. 13:14
85. Ex. 23:14 — To celebrate on these
three Festivals (bring a peace offering)
86. Ex. 23:18 — Not to slaughter it while
in possession of leaven
87. Ex. 23:18 — Not to leave the fat
overnight
88. Ex. 23:19 — Not to eat mixtures of
milk and meat cooked together
89. Ex. 23:19 —To set aside the first
fruits and bring them to the Temple
90. Ex. 23:25 — To serve the Almighty
with prayer
91. Ex. 23:33 — Not to let them dwell in
the Land of Israel
92. Ex. 25:8 — To build a Temple
93. Ex. 25:15 — Not to remove the staves
from the ark
94. Ex. 25:30 — To make the show bread
95. Ex. 27:21 — To light the Menorah
every day
96. Ex. 28:2 — The Kohanim must wear
their priestly garments during service
97. Ex. 28:28 — The Kohen Gadol 's
(High Priest) breastplate must not be
loosened from the Efod
98. Ex. 28:32 — Not to tear the priestly
garments
99. Ex. 29:33 — The Kohanim must eat
the sacrificial meat in the Temple
100. Ex. 29:33 — A non- Kohen must not
eat sacrificial meat —
101. Ex. 30:7 — To burn incense every
day
102. Ex. 30:9 — Not to burn anything on
the Golden Altar besides incense
103. Ex. 30:13 — Each man must give a
half shekel annually
104. Ex. 30:19 — A Kohen must wash his
hands and feet before service
105. Ex. 30:31 — To prepare the
anointing oil
106. Ex. 30:32 — Not to reproduce the
anointing oil
107. Ex. 30:32 — Not to anoint with
anointing oil
108. Ex. 30:37 — Not to reproduce the
incense formula
109. Ex. 34:21 — To rest the land during
the seventh year by not doing any work
which enhances growth
110. Ex. 34:26 — Not to cook meat and
milk together
111. Ex. 35:3 — The court must not inflict
punishment on Shabbat
112. Lev. 1:3 — Carry out the procedure
of the burnt offering as prescribed in the
Torah
113.Lev. 2:1 — To bring meal offerings
as prescribed in the Torah
114. Lev. 2:11 — Not to burn honey or
yeast on the altar
115. Lev. 2:13 — To salt all sacrifices
116. Lev. 2:13 — Not to omit the salt
from sacrifices
117. Lev. 3:11 — Not to put frankincense
on the meal offerings of wrongdoers
118. Lev. 3:17 — Not to eat blood
119. Lev. 3:17 — Not to eat certain fats
of clean animals
120. Lev. 4:13 — The Sanhedrin must
bring an offering (in the Temple) when it
rules in error
121. Lev. 4:27 — Every person must bring
a sin offering (in the temple) for his
transgression
122. Lev. 5:1 — Anybody who knows
evidence must testify in court
123. Lev. 5:7-11 — Bring an oleh v'yored
(temple offering) offering (if the person is
wealthy, an animal; if poor, a bird or meal
offering)
124. Lev. 5:8 — Not to decapitate a fowl
brought as a sin offering
125. Lev. 5:11 — Not to put oil on the
meal offerings of wrongdoers
126. Lev. 5:16 — One who profaned
property must repay what he profaned plus a
fifth and bring a sacrifice
127. Lev. 5:17-18 — Bring an asham talui
(temple offering) when uncertain of guilt
128. Lev. 5:23 — Return the robbed
object or its value
129. Lev. 5:25 — Bring an asham vadai
(temple offering) when guilt is ascertained
130. Lev. 6:3 — To remove the ashes
from the altar every day
131. Lev. 6:6 — To light a fire on the
altar every day
132. Lev. 6:6 — Not to extinguish this fire
133. Lev. 6:9 — The Kohanim must eat
the remains of the meal offerings
134. Lev. 6:10 — Not to bake a meal
offering as leavened bread
135. Lev. 6:13 — The Kohen Gadol must
bring a meal offering every day
136. Lev. 6:16 — Not to eat the meal
offering of the High Priest
137. Lev. 6:18 — Carry out the procedure
of the sin offering
138. Lev. 6:23 — Not to eat the meat of
the inner sin offering
139. Lev. 7:1 — Carry out the procedure
of the guilt offering
140. Lev. 7:11 — To follow the procedure
of the peace offering
141. Lev. 7:17 — To burn the leftover
sacrifices
142. Lev. 7:18 — Not to eat from
sacrifices offered with improper intentions
143. Lev. 7:19 — Not to eat from
sacrifices which became impure
144. Lev. 7:19 — To burn all impure
sacrifices
145. Lev. 7:20 — An impure person must
not eat from sacrifices
146. Lev. 10:6 — A Kohen must not enter
the Temple with his head uncovered
147. Lev. 10:6 — A Kohen must not enter
the Temple with torn clothes
148. Lev. 10:7 — A Kohen must not leave
the Temple during service
149. Lev. 10:9 — A Kohen must not enter
the Temple intoxicated
150. Lev. 10:19 — Mourn for relatives
151. Lev. 11:2 — To examine the signs of
animals to distinguish between kosher and
non-kosher
152. Lev. 11:4 — Not to eat non-kosher
animals
153. Lev. 11:9 — To examine the signs of
fish to distinguish between kosher and non-
kosher
154. Lev. 11:11 — Not to eat non-kosher
fish
155. Lev. 11:13 — Not to eat non-kosher
fowl
156. Lev. 11:21 — To examine the signs
of locusts to distinguish between kosher and
non-kosher
157. Lev. 11:29 — Observe the laws of
impurity caused by the eight shratzim
(insects)[/quote]me com dey read dis long thing thinkin it wil soon finish

Trottle: for a start,
1.what level is he?
2.Is he a very brilliant dude?
3.Permit me to use this ''abi them don port am commot go linguistics'' (apologies).

aaargh Bro! D guy z okay academically. Nw going to 200level. unilorin

a fwend of mine changed his course 4rm mass comm to linguistic. He said mass comm z nt tough. How true is this?

shadrach77: This compilation is faulty. It took me only 30 seconds of opening rhe thread to discover the flaw. Nigeria was 2nd in the Nations cup thrice not twice! We were 2nd 1988, 1990 and 2000

xo ur own eye nor dey see beta thing? smh

end thyme tinz x100

he tried

3.75G to bad. Airtel nooni

dont tell me nonsense

Marthakings: flat black ynash

jealousy

wat tha hell is wrong with celebrities and divorce??!

iro nla.........nd by d way wah abt muslim corpses?

boy nw u know!!

When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high And don’t be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm, there’s a golden sky And the sweet, silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you’ll never walk alone You’ll never walk alone Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you’ll never walk alone You’ll never walk alone

franklinnnoli: Wow !!! I think God... Skul tinx in my mind[/] [b]since !!!

no wonder d strike is still on

av seen it once when i attended a masqurade festival, though dont know d materials she combined to form it. She just came with a bottle and turned it upside down, phiaaaamm, the cloud just clear! Till today me nd my pals stil dey wonder how she did it. Very old tiny woman o