OYA NA - my own b - ceriann14

@Mutuwa - ose baba

@justscorch - hw far na baba, u don follow me abi I neva see u sha

@player007 - Im glad say u don finish the topic oooo, lol, nawa for the thoughts oooo

NEW READ AVAILABLE: http://thenet.ng/2015/02/meet-nets-biggest-fan-oyinbo-princess/

@loomer - I nor dey see u for my skype oooo.... make una send me private message from hre to my email, I go send my username sha

NEW READ AVAILABLE: http://thenet.ng/2015/02/meet-nets-biggest-fan-oyinbo-princess/

@Mutuwa - na try I go try sha.... new story available: http://thenet.ng/2015/02/meet-nets-biggest-fan-oyinbo-princess/

Thank you for reading my post ooo - u don try

I wan introduce myself, as soon I go show for 9ja - may u knw me first ooo.... British born with love for 9ja, nor b small love self, 9ja just sweet me pass anything! With a background of entertainment, I wan come enter 9ja, use my Pidgin, for a culture I love the most, Nigeria.

My story dey for the 9ja online magazine - The Net, full read available here:

http://thenet.ng/2015/02/meet-nets-biggest-fan-oyinbo-princess/

You for follow my YouTube channel, see small videos / skets as and when I don upload am - search for Oyinbo Princess


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_9duq4FYac


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBgqv_DEDJ0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GPZAgV3kx0

I wan add followers on both Twitter and Facebook - again, search for Oyinbo Princess

I knw say few ppl nor believe say na me, think say na 9ja man wey try mumu ppl - but for all the non-believers out there, I thank you ooo - na u make me more determined make I prove u wrong

The reason for my post b say - I wan try reach a wider audience, so the time wey I go show for 9ja, I get small interest already... na self promotion b this oo - I believe u fit do anything wey u carry mind and commitment

I thank you for your time ooo - wishing u a bless day IJN

@CHARLOE - I bam ooo baba - hw ur side?? I just dey lyk the sound of Pidgin sha, e b lyk say na mind mata, if u wan learn am, na commitment and dedication go do am I go soon show for 9ja baba, u knw say 9ja entertainment pass UK by far oo!! Abeg, may u follow me for twitter na, we fit yarn there wella... OSE

@Tolzeal - nor laugh scata ooo baba make una watch my video, that one na die lol

@jargonzboi - na confirm Oyinbo chickala oooo - but e b lyk say 9ja don flow for my blood well well ose for the proudness padi mi

@Prodeegee - I don wait tire ooo, why u dey put am fr loooong thing na na wa ooo

@prof800 - ose baba, nothing do u happy say u don watch am... so all the NON-BELIEVERS out there... make I see wetin they wan yarn na, if una get twitter u for follow me oo - I go follow back

@koice - na sabi b they key ooo guy, I know say ur Pidgin bam lol, Mr 9ja

@parrotibaba - na so my bro... e don sweet me as I blow am self!!! E don hook me like a fish in the sea jare... nor b small as for the learning, na mind mata - u knw say if u apply am u go succeed

@prof800 - na Oyinbo Princess ooo - nor b lie, na true I dey talk... sebi u don see my video abi?! Ose oooooo

Na lie ooo - Oyinbo b this, nor b Naija Oyinbo at alllllllll

If u wan see 9ja Oyinbo, abeg, make una watch my own video:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_9duq4FYac

U for follow me on Twitter and Facebook for more - Oyinbo Princess

@Prodeegee - omo baba nor b small ooo - see these ones wey disbelieve I just go laugh until I don enter 9ja self.... make we Skype tomorrow morning sha... I go dey house. I hail u oooo

Peeps.... nor b joke ooo - U go see am soon sha

I hail u ooo...

Na Oyinbo I b ooo - wey get HUGE passion for 9ja - nor b just the culture & food, but na the Pidgin English wey sweet me well well.

Dis Oyinbo sabi ooo! I wan step out into the entertainment business... to give back to the community wey fill my heart. U knw say nor easy to get from A-B so na followers I seek in the first instance - helping my name circulate.

Radio stations and magazines don already show interest and I hope say soon I go enter one contract or another. Currently I dey write one song with a friend known as Dezign - an upcoming artist in 9ja.

I don dey for Twitter and Facebook - Oyinbo Princess - My videos also dey ontop YouTube!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_9duq4FYac


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBgqv_DEDJ0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GPZAgV3kx0

Abeg if una get small time, make una visit my site, I wan travel show for 9ja - full story on the below link:

gofundme.com/lisf1c

Happy watching & following, thank you for your time ooo!!!

@STANPASQUAL - looool, na small die abegieeee. If u get twitter / fb - may we follow na

@Dimples192 - ohhhhhh pele... my bad!!! Your profile says male opps sorry!! lol @ god old Google

@Dimples192 - Ose Baba

@Wuuworld - abegieeee nor die oooo

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Shino!

Shino Who?

Shino wan designer, Shino wan Ferrari

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Your watching a movie, then the subtitle shows 35 years later, the dog in the compound is still alive - just know its Nollywood

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I need your help!! Am playing Fifa 2015 on PS4 and I need Suarez to bite an opponent - which key do I press

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The sweet moment when your crush says to you "see, my girlfriend is cheating on me" and in your mind your like 'God don catch you!'

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Your girlfriend meets and 'already' RICHman, you call her a gold digger. Your sister meets and 'already' RICHman, you say its a favour from God. YOU Be THIEF!!!

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Note to Self: Tell that person hating on you!! Bitch please.... Last time I checked Awesome ended in 'ME' and Ugly started with 'U'

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Its a hard life being a DICK - you have a head with no brain, an eye which is blind and two neighbours, one pair of nuts and the other an arsehole!

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Do you know, the new iPhone 6 helps you loose weight?! When you pay for it, you can't afford to eat well for the next month!!

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Her name is 'Esther' and she dey 'Bleach' does that mean she is 'Established'

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If Mosquito land for your Papa head, you go kill am

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He who swallow apple pip, must first calculate the diameter of his anus!!

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No condition is permanent... a generator that sings like Alicia Keys today, go shout like DJ Khalid tomorrow oooo

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In an English exam, the teacher asked the students to write and essay on 'Define Laziness' Akpos left five pages blank and then wrote THIS IS LAZINESS

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What do Politicians and China phones have in common?? They both make unnecessary noise!!!

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You pay to enter club every Friday night, yet you can't attend Church on a Sunday - you get Duplex for Hell already ooo!

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Unless she physically threw him over her shoulder and carried him away, she did not steal your man... he left!!

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Man 1 - I wasn't that drunk!
Man 2 - Hahaha but you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone!

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Boy - Come over!
Girl - To do what?
Boy - To Chill..
Girl - I don't 'chill' because that's why people end up with unwanted Chill-dren!

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[center][/center] DO WHAT MAKE YOU HAPPY. BE WITH WHO MAKES YOU SMILE. LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU BREATH. LOVE AS LONG AS YOU LIVE.

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My guy....

Na I be Oyinbo, born and raised - through and through. I don dey read this ur post and fear say u nor sabi wetin u get for ur hand ooo. e b lyk say dis ur wife dey try oo - I knw say na our 'Oyinbo' style na different culture from ur own, 9ja, wife wey sabi cook, clean, love and look after u, na correct babe.

I nor fit shout, but abeg, see wetin u get and knw say na gold.

Any girl, from any culture go yarn silly things - dis na woman talk (any age too sha) so make una go see ur guys when she come get her friends for house. No worry urself by listening, afterall - na woman talk!

Grass nor always greener another side ooo.

No trade this ur diamond for stone ooo!!

Yours, Oyinbo Princess

@dechandel- my sista, I hail u oooo thanks for watchin the videos sha... I knw say I get mouth!! If u get chance na, abegiee... make u share am for me if u get twitter we go follow each other self... nor b small, thanks again x

@ bigfrancis21 - omo I hail u ooo my brotha... u see as the video b, na me b that omo BIKO FIRE DEY GOOO OOOOO!!! na u sabi

@ VictoriousVic - I nor fit believe that ooo... na ur Pidgin don pass my own well well

@Mutuwa - I jus wan reach the community, make I see opening to come use Pidgin, express love for 9ja

My aim: To reach out to the Nigerian community

I hail u oo, hw far na? Compliments of the season

Abeg if una get small time, please watch my videos for YouTube - Oyinbo Princess:
1. Hit Me
2. Mata Dey O
3. Omo See Yanch

Me, na I be British lady 00 100%, born and raised here, where sabi Pidgin well well... E b like say the sound don dey sweet me ooo! The passion I get for 9ja nor b small at all

I dey for facebook too - Oyinbo Princess

Also twitter - @OyinboPrincess

Thank you for your time

@Nutase - na me b dat ooo looool - I don careful baba, may u nor dey fear

@babsjnr - Ose baba... I hail u ooo

@loomer - abeg no try am ooo looool - I fit vex pass ur own self looool, who na talk say I nor get skype??

@Tallesty - na UK I dey ooo - England, London (Britico born and raised, na whitey self!)

@kaycil1 - I just dey learn am jare - na first I don come speak am, to write am as I hear... that one na why I go make mistakes for writing sha, as I just dey write am as if I dey talk

@loomer - I neva yarn say na me b the first ooo - dem don full 9ja self... na mind I carry come express am, nor b ur fault if na vex u don carry for my head ooo

I don greet you ooo - ose for reading

My name na Oyinbo Princess, I live for London - I hear una ask hw and why I come sabi Pidgin, so make I tell you so.... firstly, nor b me wey carry mind learn am?! lol, yes oo, na mind mata. People don dey struggle make am learn something everyday sha, but dis one for me nor be struggle... passion dey inside my skin make I come follow.

U knw say na London b multicultural, I don see many different cultures for here oo... many languages dey fly past my ear self, but na the Pidgin come make I tune in well well, na the sound sha, e sweet. As I don live for South East, omo, nor b small oo, na mini 9ja b that. As I dey go Tesco / Asda, e b like Park-&-Shop self - so to flow na the key.

E b like say e don ring well well for my ear sha, so I take mind come learn more. As me, I don dey follow learn (slowly slowly) I don dey interest for the culture self - having travelled to 9j before, I knw say na correct place. People go hail you from roadside, people go welcome you to dem house self. I nor dey waka free like say I b 9ja born, but I don enter many places sha - I knw say 9ja dey on point.

From learning the swag with Pidgin, to learning the homemaking format - cooking egusi, ogbono, yam, indo mai, stew, fried rice and even to turn fufu... e b like say 9ja don enter my system well well. E don even enter to the point wey I dey search for TomTom and Butter Mint as I wan lick mint! As Oyinbo, growing up we nor dey take pepper, but as u see me so now, I don dey chop am pass some self

As I dey like this, I nor fit look anywhere else, I b 9ja babe, stuck for Oyinbo skin! Even my muma and papa don dey question wetin happen?! I hope say other Oyinbo's from Uk get change make am go 9ja see, experience wetin dey for ground, only 6hr flight self, nor b long thing.

Omo I hail all Nigerians reading my topic, God dey o!!!

Follow me:

1. YouTube - Oyinbo Princess
2. Facebook Page - Oyinbo Princess
3. Twitter - @OyinboPrincess

@Prodeegee - I nor b dog ooo - which kind adoption u yarn na?!?!

@Dathommie - chaiiiii abeg baba, u don dey make me laff na.... position mata??!! If u fit dedicate 1 full day, make una share the link joor