As per say Nairaland no get better place make we help others for e site, I don enta the jokes side as na partial comedienne I b. So na my field b this

Jokes give joy sha, wen I perform alongside some of 9ja finest, I feel privileged and honoured, I no go lie. Any small payment weh dem pay me, I use to support children in 9ja

Crom feeding to clothing, I try do my little, to the best of my ability. Anything I make from my 9ja entertainment, including Nollywood work, na children wey I push am go

Please check my link below, ABEG

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My people, I hail o!

Happy new month to everyone, I pray July brings endless opportunities your way

Nothing concern me with mama charlie english abeg.... So oya na

I get one outreach called Oyinbo Princess Outreach. I get volunteers for 9ja wey fit travel reach villages, wey far from city's. No b everywhere wey children suffer from hunger sha, but my team don dey waka find the ones wey lack small

Awa mission, na to feed children wey hungry, spread the act of giving by leading by example

We prepare Jollof Rice with Chicken or Beef at each location. We carry leg enta market, collect wetin we go use cook, carry am reach village, cook am for area. Fresh and adhearing to food hygiene guidelines as far as physically possible

No b only the food wey we give wey matter, na the seed wey e sow for persin head. The seed of helping others. Giving. E fit help inspire adults around us and the pikin wey chop (as far as they old reach understand) we suppose all try give small na. Nothing js too small

ABEG, SUPPORT ME AS I SUPPORT OTHERS. I GO DEY VERY GRATEFUL SHA. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE

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Ehen, welcome to my topic, na me hail pass ooo! E don tay since I come write for Naira Land, so I think say may I greet una...

As Christmas go don reach in just 6mths and as Coro don keep us for house since, I get time spy pictures wey I don take, I think say make I share my 'Festive Oyinbo P u s s y' with una! P u s s y's wey dey for UK eh, dem no sabi hw life bi for P u s s y's wey dey for 9ja... dem just dey for house, play with toys anyhow, chop like say tomorrow no go come and enjoy being stroked / brushed! Imagine say I now come carry this my P u s s y, enta 9ja, e bi like say e go get heart attack straight! Shot, I no fit shout, my P u s s y lives like a Queen - no bi say anything.

*Lucky say dem no born me for Calaba ooo! I for turn my P u s s y into one confirm pepe soup

Dem P u s s y's wey I come dey see for 9ja eh, most, no fine at all.... dem don get some kind look, wey I kwn say dem neva chop, dem no like make u pet am, dem often smell some how, because I knw say dem neva bath. In fact, e bi like say most P u s s y's neva even live for house, na street P u s s y dem bi.

This one no bi say 9ja carry last oOo, most believe say P u s s y na evil spirit wey no make brain (each entitled to their own opinion) for me eh, as na Gods creation e bi, na so I care for am when in need... this my own P u s s y, I don rescue am sef, so I think say na beta thing I dey do sha.

Although say my P u s s y don live like Queen eh, I still go woze am beta slap reach e ear if e wan misbehave!!

As u don read this far now eh, u go knw say na 'cat' I dey talk of, na P u s s y.... dem wey don rush open the link, think say na different thing dem wan see, abegieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee may thunder fire una!! NONSENSE, RUBBISH LOOOOL! Make I no donate slap give una ear.... Na Oyinbo Pepper I bi ooo, so this my P u s s y na Oyinbo P u s s y.... this picture sef na festive!!

No judge a book by im cover, some Oyinbo sabi well well, me sef - na one of dem!!

Much love, ur Oyinbo Princess & Tippy (the Festive P u s s y) xoxox

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[b][/b] N1,000K to 100 people in 1,000hours

1,000 hours ago, I challenged myself to give N1,000k to 100 people in and around the streets of Nigeria. From Port Har Court to Warri, from Enugu to Anambra, from Kaduna to Abuja, from Lagos to Ogun.... my volunteers have worked with me tirelessly to help me achieve my objective.

I feel that as a public media figure, I have corporate social responsibility to do what I can to assist people during these particularity difficult times. Coronaviras has taken the world without warning and people are suffering even more as a result. Nigeria is my second home, I love and cherish all the people I have met, worked with or been connected with, in whatever capacity. My heart lies in Nigeria, therefore I will always endeavour to do anything I can to inspire others and offer help where I can.

I came up with the idea of giving N1,000, being the largest note in Naira, to 100 people in 1,000 hours. Its not the amount, because I appreciate that N1,000 is nothing in the grand scheme of things. I just want to be able to offer a little break to those working on the streets or those looking like they need a little refreshment break. The idea is that the N1,000k a person receives will indeed allow them to have a beverage or something to eat, it will allow the person to sit down, possibly seek shade from the hot sun and relax a little before returning to whatever they were doing.

I hope that during the time the person takes to feel refreshed, they will reflect on the kindness that has been upon them today. Someone has given them N1,000k without asking for it, without seeking it. A little act of kindness goes a very long way, maybe this person will be the one to bless another one day. Although I have mentioned that N1,000k is not anything in the bigger picture, on the other hand, if spent wisely, it can be the difference between a family having dinner or not.

Today marks the 1,000th hour of my challenge and I am very happy to be able to announce that it has been a success. I have managed to reach out to 100 people and a total of N100,000k has been given out on my behalf. I really appreciate the support of my team and fans who back me and encourage me.

I am now looking to get back into the community to feed hungry children in less privileged areas. I have been fortunate enough to have run this project before and it was a huge success. In one week we fed 475 children from across Lagos. On the menu is Jollof Rice and either Meat or Chicken, all in individual take away containers with a spoon and fork. This is what I plan on doing again over the next few weeks.

Support for this project is essential. I would be very grateful to have you onboard with me by donating what you can to help me achieve this. I always use my own funds to ensure my projects run as planned, however with your support, I will be able to reach much further, helping more children, not just with food but education, housing and clothing too. You can donate via PayPal or bank transfer, I thank you in advance.

http://www.paypal.me/oyinboprincess

Lloyds Bank, Claire Edun, Sort Code - 30-67-72 and Account Number 27704360

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Yes oOo jare - I think say make I hail.... Happy New Year! Hope ur well

Prodeegee:
ure back here

LOL no bi me wey cause am oOo...

torqque7:
Lol..this oyibo u mischievous well well sha o

Na u sef get corrupt mind oOo - abeg leave mata for Mathias

marshalcarter:

next tym pls put pussyCAT so dat we won't think it's.........

LOL for ur mind abi?!?

marshalcarter:
Mtcheeeeeeew...wen I saw p u s s y I thought.........


Wat am I sayin sef

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Ehen, welcome to my topic, na me hail pass oOo! E don tay since I come write for Naira Land, so I think say may I pop past, greet una...

As Christmas don pass and I come dey spy the pictures wey I don take, I think say make I share my 'Festive Oyinbo P u s s y' with una! P u s s y's wey dey for UK eh, dem no sabi hw life bi for P u s s y's wey dey for 9ja... dem just dey for house, play with toys anyhow, chop like say tomorrow no go come and enjoy being stroked / brushed! Imagine say I now come carry this my P u s s y, enta 9ja, e bi like say e go get heart attack straight! Shot, I no fit shout, my P u s s y lives like a Queen - no bi say anything.

Dem P u s s y's wey I come dey see for 9ja eh, most, no fine at all.... dem don get some kind look, wey I kwn say dem neva chop, dem no like make u pet am, dem often smell some how, because I knw say dem neva bath. In fact, e bi like say most P u s s y's neva even live for house, na street P u s s y dem bi.

This one no bi say 9ja carry last oOo, most believe say P u s s y na evil spirit wey no make brain (each entitled to their own opinion) for me eh, as na Gods creation e bi, na so I care for am when in need... this my own P u s s y, I don rescue am sef, so I think say na beta thing I dey do sha.

Although say my P u s s y don live like Queen eh, I still go woze am beta slap reach e ear if e wan misbehave!!

As u don read this far now eh, u knw say na 'cat' I dey talk of, but for Pidgin, na P u s s y.... dem wey don rush open the link, think say na different thing dem wan see, abegieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee may thunder fire u!! Make una go donate slap give una ear.... Na Oyinbo Pepper I bi oOo, so this my P u s s y na Oyinbo P u s s y.... this picture sef na festive!!

No judge a book by im cover, some Oyinbo sabi well well, me sef - na one of dem!!

Wishing all a HAPPY NEW YEAR and all the best wishes for 2016, much love, ur Oyinbo Pepper & Tippy (the Festive P u s s y) xoxox

To find out more or follow on social media:

Instagram & Twitter - @OyinboPrincess

Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/oyinboprincess

YouTube - Oyinbo Princess

PS - even Naira Land sef wan change P u s s y by auto to kitty-cat, na wa oOo.....

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Ehen, welcome to my topic, na me hail pass oOo! E don tay since I come write for Naira Land, so I think say may I pop past, greet una...

As Christmas don pass and I come dey spy the pictures wey I don take, I think say make I share my 'Festive Oyinbo P u s s y' with una! P u s s y's wey dey for UK eh, dem no sabi hw life bi for P u s s y's wey dey for 9ja... dem just dey for house, play with toys anyhow, chop like say tomorrow no go come and enjoy being stroked / brushed! Imagine say I now come carry this my P u s s y, enta 9ja, e bi like say e go get heart attack straight! Shot, I no fit shout, my P u s s y lives like a Queen - no bi say anything.

Dem P u s s y's wey I come dey see for 9ja eh, most, no fine at all.... dem don get some kind look, wey I kwn say dem neva chop, dem no like make u pet am, dem often smell some how, because I knw say dem neva bath. In fact, e bi like say most P u s s y's neva even live for house, na street P u s s y dem bi.

This one no bi say 9ja carry last oOo, most believe say P u s s y na evil spirit wey no make brain (each entitled to their own opinion) for me eh, as na Gods creation e bi, na so I care for am when in need... this my own P u s s y, I don rescue am sef, so I think say na beta thing I dey do sha.

Although say my P u s s y don live like Queen eh, I still go woze am beta slap reach e ear if e wan misbehave!!

As u don read this far now eh, u knw say na 'cat' I dey talk of, but for Pidgin, na P u s s y.... dem wey don rush open the link, think say na different thing dem wan see, abegieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee may thunder fire u!! Make una go donate slap give una ear.... Na Oyinbo Pepper I bi oOo, so this my P u s s y na Oyinbo P u s s y.... this picture sef na festive!!

No judge a book by im cover, some Oyinbo sabi well well, me sef - na one of dem!!

Wishing all a HAPPY NEW YEAR and all the best wishes for 2016, much love, ur Oyinbo Pepper & Tippy (the Festive P u s s y) xoxox

To find out more or follow on social media:

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Facebook - http://www.facebook.com/oyinboprincess

YouTube - Oyinbo Princess

PS - even Naira Land sef wan change P u s s y by auto to kitty-cat, na wa oOo.....

@Brandnew2 - abi ooOoo!!!

@Prodeegee - baba I nor feel fine ooOoo - na tomorrow I go show... heal kee na u b Jesus

@absoluteSuccess - thank you ooOoo - sebi u see am for my facebook abi?

@darnley16 - baba if u wan shine teeth, I no go gree stop u na, na happiness b that ooOoo!

@Danhumprey - OooSssEee ooOoo OYA waka come my facebook page na!!

@Prodeegee - padi mi, chaiiii, so u sef no sabi na Flu I come catch, na our wayo UK sun cause am ooOoo!!! na sniff I dey sniff so....

My People, I hail ooOoo

Ehen, so people think say the grass is greener on the other side abi? omo na wrong thought b that na! As I dey like this, for this festive period of Easter, wen persin suppose celebrate Jesus and the fact he died for us then rose again, UK just dey dull me ooOoo!!! I knw say eh, if I dey for 9ja right now, omo party and celebrations go full my hand!! UK dull persin well well oo, no b small mata!! People no fit gree comot, everybody just wan dull themselves for house, party no dey, people no dey, groove no dey!!! 9ja na the key to enjoyment ooOoo, no b lie!!! If I dey 9ja today, as I dey like this, na so I go shine my eye ontop Alomo, feel sun rays for my Oyinbo skin, wey go sweet me, chop Eba & Egusi, fry Puff Puff and Bean Cakes, meet people for beach, groove to music and celebrate the 9ja culture which too too enter my body.

CHAIIII dullin dey all of the Western World ooOoo!! 9ja make sense pass, abeg, no talk say u wan come UK, e go dull u well well!!!

OYA na, come follow me for the latest na, e b lyk say my pages fit sweet ur bele!!

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@madgoat - loool thank you ooo - I nor dey use BBM na, make una come follow my facebook

@laykhom - thank you oooo

@loomer - baba na u knw pass

@LegatusGlaber - looooool address nko, na wa ooo LOL

@Percentile - I don try reply am, e nor gree send... come holla me for facebook na (make sure una like my page joor!)

Chaiiii - as I don dey think of Puff Puff, remembering the times I don dey buy am for road in Lagos, I get one kind urge wey I need make am. I know say na 'fattening' mata, but abegieee - with this cold wey we don get for UK now sha, free me jare

Ehen, so I don dey put all my ingredients - flour, yeast, nutmeg, salt & sugar into a bowl, leave am make e rise for 45mins. I don heat the oil for one pot.... then na so the fun begins.... as I come take my hand, use am to pick the mixture, e just sweet me the way e come messy anyhow

Slowly slowly I don dey drop am inside pot, one by one. Omo the smell of this thing as the Puff Puff dey cook - e don make person salivate finish!

Once they don dey brown for each side, na so they don finish b that Omo na enjoyment matter nor b small!!


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@DahtzFestjayz - Ose baba.... I go follow, yes na, why not??

@Fit2Rule - LoOoOoOoOoOoL, u don try pass, I don crack rib oooOooo

@seequadry - OooSssEee ooOoo

@njuwo - CHAIIII dere is God oooooOOOOooooo!! Nor b small wey u come add na.... u don try well well, wasere

@laykon - na mind I come take learn am na.... talking wiv friends etc - na small small I dey try so

@MimiJax - OoooSsssEeee ooOOoo my sista, see as u fine well well self, I don see ur pic sha - beta pikin

@joesph1832 - na so e go pass baba... nor b small ooOOoo

@loomer - OoooSsssEeee baba, u don try well well

@Young03 - baba, if I wan come 9ja, na straight Lag I go go loooool nice proverbs na, try u don try

@AgapeCharis - BABA I don laugh skata already sha, nor b small lucky say I b lady so I nor fit mess anyhow

@nwaanambra1 - CHAII baba, I don come enta 9ja 10000's of times sha.... na second home b dat na AJ kee Abegieeeee, take me beta places like VI or Banana Island expenses paid?? U knw say magpie fit swallow watch?!? I hail u though

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@AgapeCharis - I don die.... looooool e b lyk say my rib don crack self LoOoOoOoOoL *Chop Knuckle*

@AgapeCharis - AJ kee?? LoOoOoOoOoL na London dey born me sha, confirm whitey self feel free add ur own jare

@alex406 - Baba as e just sweet me well well (Pidgin & 9ja) na so I come apply mind learn am

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@Young03 - LOOOOOL nor b 9ja oooOOOooo papa ati mumsy na confrim Britico jare

@joseph1832 - Nice1 baba, u don try well well - schweet wasere *Chop Knuckle*

@laykorn - LOOOL baba na so I understand am na, I nor fit put am if I no go knw am.... na smile I wan make u smile, so I don happy b dat!!

@basisop - Bush kee?? loool, na London b bush abi LoOoOoL I wan cook, nor b bust meat na, na melon seeds - make I chop Egusi!!

Ow far na, I hail u ooOOOoo

As 9ja just come enter, takeover my system, na so I wan share some 9ja proverbs - ones wey u for use spice conversation u knw say e go sweet person wen na teeth dey come show for mouth

OYA NA:

Soup wey sweet na money kill am

Person wey dey cry still dey see road

When person help person, И̣a thank you dem dey tell am

Okro no dey big pass person wey plant am

Them say na from small dem go know dog wey go get tail

Na pikin wey nor know him mama boyfriend dey call am ‘UNCLE’

We no go kneel down beg cow because we wan chop meat

Jazzman wey know e work, no need signboard

Wetin concern bicycle with filling station

Garri no get advert; yet it sell pass Indomie for market

Them no dey borrow leg measure shoe size

Who say shit no get bone make him match shit… he must to limp

POOR man no dey write WILL

If pesin too tay for toilet, e go forget say shit dey smell

Dead person no dey hide for d person wey won baff am

Na condition make crayfish bend

Dem no dey close eyes cross express

When breeze blow, fawuu yansh go open

Na for afternoon them d find black goat!!

No be stone na beans, one day it must done

Wetin yansh get e go show pant

Cow wei no get tail, na God de help am drive fly

They no dey tell tortoise say race don start

Dem no dey tell mad man say this na fire before im go keep away

If you wan talk, na with mouth. Anybody wey talk with yansh, na mess e mess

Cheap article dey run belle

Leg wen swell up no be rain-boot

No be for my mouth you go hear say coke na black

Na person wey wear shoe na im go know where shoe dey pain am

Na only when Soldier handle you na hin you go believe say Po-Po is your friend

Person look for ur trouble no mean say u go fight am cos some people just dey look for who dem go die for him hand

Wetin dey sweet person na em dey kill am

No be today yansh dey for back……

Monkey dey work, baboon dey chop

Pikin wey say e mama no go rest, e self no go sleep

Lizard wey fall from tree, if nobody hail am, e go hail himsef

Dem no dey put hand for pocket climb ladder

Big yansh OR bosom no dey heavy pass the owner

“The world is a small place” no mean say person go fit use leg trek from here go reach Australia

Person wey say snail na lazy animal oya make e carry e house put for head

Na when trees near each other Monkey dey show skill

Na strong tin wen plantain see for fire na him he change him name to bolle

Na lizard wei no get sense de boast 4 crocodile



Wasere, I hope say u like am, if u nor like am... remember - opinion be like nose, as u take get ur own, na so I get my own!!

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Sunymoore:

Ohh how sweet! Oya drop all your social media accounts, meka follow you like mumu

loool no come MuMu urself oooOOOooo baba... lol - but come follow like OGA

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