₦airaland Forum

Hugo55:
Hello dear, how are you doing?

I'm good, you?

amjustme2:
Sorry he's already taken

Get sense

God punish poverty! So this man handsome like this

IamD18:

Food don done for you

aprilwise:
The Johnson's family is one of my best tv series. My mom don't miss it for anything.

I love watching it too.

IamPlato:
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You People Dont Know Donstan outside Nairaland, i Know Him. Na Woman Wrapper on Another Level

I know tough men out na woman wrapper

ottohan:
How about telling the difference between, the circumference of a well and your.......?

That's your assignment, abeg leave me

IamPlato:
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I Wasnt Bashin Her Na

IamD18 just did

IamD18:
If Iamd18 has 100,000 and Lalas247 smiles at him, he'll be richer with a beautiful lady with UKWU caterpillar and his money intact because Lalas looks and doesn't reason like a gold digger.

As for the other lady you mentioned.

Please, be warned that I'm allergic to unintelligent slowpokes as I don't practice beastality.

Person no fit play with you sef. See as you just fire hot

highqueen:
You can just imagine.
When did this just start.
Iamplato, I'm disappointed in you.

All the guys wey be loverboys for Nl na imd18 him see to use for this post

ottohan:
Can you tell me the difference between the thickness of a bathroom slippers and ur boobs?

Sick kid

Why mama G be like that for the pix? I no get time for freeze

IamPlato:
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If Donstan18/ IamD18 has #100,000, HighQueen and Lalas247 Smile At Him, How Much Does He Have Left...

Bashing

ottohan:
keep quiet

Na watin be this for my mention?

tiffanyfan:
Na one wasted sperm oo

Na gold digger

[quote author=tiffanyfan post=73058749
Na one wasted sperm oo[/quote]If him no broke if for no dey find gold

Such a baby

Mtcheeeeeew... Na who be this again?

mimimile93:
Be the old witch who doesn't wants her daughter inlaw to concieve. Havocgirlmile99 will be ur daughter inlaw. Highqueen has a role 'the prostitue' while my role is a 'P.I:M.P'

No be go be witch

I will be the old woman

Na Emu, Mrs Johnson be your wife una two match walla.

Lucky lolo!

ewizard1:
You said earlier, I didn't see this. I am in Lagos.

OK Bros

ewizard1:
Lolz, ahn ahn, postpone "meeting" for "meat"?

Don't worry, let's not use meat to disappoint the meeting people

Let's go to market together, which area are you in ph?

ewizard1:
@oyindidi

Though, that meat is just for a soup meant for me alone for like 3 days.

Baba, I will postpone my meeting later today follow you go market let's settle this

ewizard1:
Madam, I insist... No! Depends on your negotiating skills. If I get the power later today, might head to my market and record me and a meat seller negotiating, then I'll show you the meat I got.

Lol, are you in ph? I will follow you to the market

IrokoOluwere:
Lmao!
Badbelle kill this one . Where’s the dirty environment? Where’s the dirty hand ? I’m laughing so hard
And did you just say it’s for poor people that can’t afford 5alive ?
Is it the same 5alive they’re selling for 500 naira or which one?
Do you know how much they’re selling oranges ?
Do you know how many oranges was peeled up there ?
Lmao! . Wetin we no go see or hear on Nairaland
Oya! I do twaile for you. The Dangote himself .
Dangote ,Otedola,and Billgates all rolled into one person . His name ... Homeboy on Nairaland

Why you dey reply that 12 years old boy

ewizard1:
Lmao. I guess you leave in a location where things are expensive.

My brother #500 meat be like sey you go beg am for market

No girl in your street or place of work.

That's btw, let us see a full pix of you.

EVILFOREST:
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey matter in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....air hostesses
....songstresses
....female bankers
....female marketers.
....dance hall queens.
....female combatant officers
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
Feel free to add yours....
Don't say you were not warned.
Okafor's law Is always constant
Better respect yourself !!!!

No marry

Tallesty1:
I cook 3 different types of soup every Sunday and I spend 5k and sometimes more because some items like salt, magi, red oil, etc are used in all of them. It is about your location.

Baba #500 meat go dey enouy for a pot of soup?