₦airaland Forum

aprilwise:
The Johnson's family is one of my best tv series. My mom don't miss it for anything.

IamPlato:
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You People Dont Know Donstan outside Nairaland, i Know Him. Na Woman Wrapper on Another Level

ottohan:
How about telling the difference between, the circumference of a well and your.......?

IamPlato:
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I Wasnt Bashin Her Na

IamD18:
If Iamd18 has 100,000 and Lalas247 smiles at him, he'll be richer with a beautiful lady with UKWU caterpillar and his money intact because Lalas looks and doesn't reason like a gold digger.

As for the other lady you mentioned.

Please, be warned that I'm allergic to unintelligent slowpokes as I don't practice beastality.

highqueen:
You can just imagine.
When did this just start.
Iamplato, I'm disappointed in you.

ottohan:
Can you tell me the difference between the thickness of a bathroom slippers and ur boobs?

IamPlato:
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If Donstan18/ IamD18 has #100,000, HighQueen and Lalas247 Smile At Him, How Much Does He Have Left...

ottohan:
keep quiet

tiffanyfan:
Na one wasted sperm oo

mimimile93:
Be the old witch who doesn't wants her daughter inlaw to concieve. Havocgirlmile99 will be ur daughter inlaw. Highqueen has a role 'the prostitue' while my role is a 'P.I:M.P'

ewizard1:
You said earlier, I didn't see this. I am in Lagos.

ewizard1:
Lolz, ahn ahn, postpone "meeting" for "meat"?

Don't worry, let's not use meat to disappoint the meeting people

ewizard1:
@oyindidi

Though, that meat is just for a soup meant for me alone for like 3 days.

ewizard1:
Madam, I insist... No! Depends on your negotiating skills. If I get the power later today, might head to my market and record me and a meat seller negotiating, then I'll show you the meat I got.

IrokoOluwere:
Lmao!
Badbelle kill this one . Where’s the dirty environment? Where’s the dirty hand ? I’m laughing so hard
And did you just say it’s for poor people that can’t afford 5alive ?
Is it the same 5alive they’re selling for 500 naira or which one?
Do you know how much they’re selling oranges ?
Do you know how many oranges was peeled up there ?
Lmao! . Wetin we no go see or hear on Nairaland
Oya! I do twaile for you. The Dangote himself .
Dangote ,Otedola,and Billgates all rolled into one person . His name ... Homeboy on Nairaland

ewizard1:
Lmao. I guess you leave in a location where things are expensive.

EVILFOREST:
NEVER marry a lady who sees herself as an OBJECT of mere satisfaction to the men.
Such ladies abound everywhere.
They lack grey matter in their crevices.
LADIES to avoid when considering marriage in order of decreasing severity include:
....hoteliers
....actresses
....waitresses
....air hostesses
....songstresses
....female bankers
....female marketers.
....dance hall queens.
....female combatant officers
....the “it doesn’t matter ladies”.
....eye catching front desk officers.
....new generation religious choristers.
Feel free to add yours....
Don't say you were not warned.
Okafor's law Is always constant
Better respect yourself !!!!

Tallesty1:
I cook 3 different types of soup every Sunday and I spend 5k and sometimes more because some items like salt, magi, red oil, etc are used in all of them. It is about your location.

negbike:
Just as the coward that he is, he has deleted the post from his page

Silensa:
Sorry ma'am, not that I am trying to contradict you but I served in Portharcourt. Then my favourite soup was Afang and I can tell you that I cooked it with less that amount.

MNDY:
Hmmmm...dat PH cost of living sev...

My 2 couraemates wey redeploy go PH for dis NYSC service because of opportunities no fit come online on Facebook again since. And dem be heavy Faebookers fa.

SEXYBILLIONAIRE:
so should we free beer?