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rockj:
[color=#550000][/color]not all marriages when God bulids a home forget the rest

MrCork:
...Oyindidi looks like classy Yoruba girl.....her dowry definitely worths up to 6 goat & 4 chicken... & her hustand definitely must be a rich farmer!! ((True story ))

CAPSLOCKED:

WOAH. I THINK I'VE BEEN INFECTED. HOW DO I GET CURE?

mimimile93:
Topic: Womania.

Womania is a deadly virus that is incurable an can destroys a human within minutes.

According to research carried out at University of Lampard at the department of Health Science,
womania seems to be the only deadly disease that can kills a man's destiny, career. It can also kills a man emotionally and physically.

According to research, the deadly virus was first discovered in the garden of Eden.

The disease is in a form of a human one can mistaken it to be a human.

The following are the characteristics of womania.

It has butt, breast, look sexy, wear fake hair and lashes.

The follwing are the symptoms of womania


1. It comes in form of a human and another name for it is girlfriend or wife.

2. It offers a man nothing but its virus from the holes in between its legs.

3. Its a leech. Can suck a man's wealth and render him poor.

4. Its lies a lot about everytin.


The following great men were inffected by this virus;

1. Adam
2. Samson
3. David
4. Solomon
5. Abacha
6. Jacob


HOW TO AVOID THIS DEADLY DISEASE.

According to World Health Organisation, the only way to avoid this incurable disease is to stay away from anything born from the 80s that is in form of a human but does not have d!ck.

mimimile93:
Ya knw dat disease called WOMANIA?

Very deadly.

I was once inffectd by it.

mimimile93:
Don't let him hear you oo.


Last I checked he's a porn star

mimimile93:
Mrcork is ur husband don't deny him.


If u deny mrcork on nairaland he will deny u in d oza rom

mimimile93:
How is ur husband @MrCork?

mimimile93:
I dey campe. How are u?

mimimile93:
Must everybody create a thread?

Organs:
@Oyind...idi........This is for you. Another unbiased person. Ntoorrrrrr - Poverty, indeed is a disease.

EmekaBlue:
shut up

MrCork:
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O.yindidi. .....definitely worths 2 cows & a mountain goat


O.nstelly. ....definitely worths 5000 Ugandan dollars


S.aff.....definitely worths 3 cow leg


Hi sduchess. ...free gift!!


bk.ayee......definitely worths £56

Belleful:
which sentence?

Belleful:
na u end am. take ur question

mimimile93:
Lamentation

Belleful:
receive ur blessing. controller general of kirikiri prison

RealDonaldTrump:
How about this mood

Belleful:
I put it to you that you can't deny I bought u a plate of food that cost #200 when you were in kirikiri prison. Ewu anugboko.

1234IKECHhukwu:
Oyin forget that thing na today,when u start seeing alert for mama nkechi phone (ur neighbour) na u go carry m for head pass others

Organs:
hmm, if you say that was what i meant, then pls prove to me how "sex" will show i am not a kid for your mind oh, since na you dey help me reason wetin dey for my mind

Organs:
Hmmm so your understanding of "I for show you say i nobi kid" is sex? Wallahi i was not even thinking about sex. you see yaself!!! . serious question - Oyindidi, how old are you? Just tell me the ballpark where you fall into.