₦airaland Forum

Belleful:
u take a girl to a restaurant or fast food joint and buy her a plate of food for 5k u smile home and then she comes to ur house to fry four eggs that is being sold 40naira for one, which amounts to 160naira for the four. you come hear to say it is foolish and stupid for any human to do that. guy wake up. you are the stupid and foolish human here. if you don't like it, tell here gently. explain to her how u would like her to mange with you, not calling everyone into ur petty matter.

Organs:
Oyindidi - Na poverty mentality dey worry you. Firstly, depends on the size, 4 eggs is not too much if you do not eat eggs everyday. If your intent is to have a rich breakfast and have a snack (banana + water) for lunch you can have 4 eggs fried with other veggies + 2 slices of yam. The mumu boy now reduced the eggs of a girlfriend guest oh, imagine, then slapped her...... and you are calling the girl "glutton". Hmmm you better stop dating wretched fellows that counts meat in a soup pot or gauging the rolls leftover from toilet roll after each toilet visit. This is where your mentality is coming from. FYI, in Kano or KD, ordinary shoe shiner will easily take his babe to "mai shai" tea seller and buy her 4 eggs fried with suya sandwiched in bread.

Organs:
Oyin...didi you fall my hand big time. Ordinary egg wey person go chop, mess troway? Your mentality worri...

mimimile93:
The constitution says a child that is 18yrs is considerd an adult.

Are u jealous?

MrCork:
..what's with the attitude? ....aInthey u glad we voted u the best sweetest booooobsi on nairaland? ....wot's with the attitude? ((Growwwwwwup I beg ))

MrCork:
..Oyin.didi dont mind them mennnnn.... you r number one & yor booooobsi rule all day!! ((No competition )

MrCork:
...rubbbbbbbish. . Oyindidi booooobsi is sweeter! ! ((True story ))

MrBrownJay1:
look at the face of this lost/scared child.... what a shame!

btw why are Nigerians always screaming, instead of talking in a sane simple manner (aka the guy reporting the issue)?

MrCork:
....I see u scared of O.yindidi. ..she will slap yor face...serrrrrrrrrioooooooously
..why would u say u thiNk she has k leg becuzz of her looks? ...please try * respect people! !

WORDWORLD:
Oyindidi where are you?

Bluezy13:
Oyindidi come and watch Croatia carry the cup

WORDWORLD:
No! No! No! CROATIA Diamond plus Gold. Oya talk your own.

WORDWORLD:
Abeg! Abeg jare. Haba! Noooooo! It is CROATIA GOLD! GOLD!! GOLD!!! France Silver, Belgium Bronze. England chinkafa

LesbianBoy:
Cee C sister hawayu?

mimimile93:
It's 6:33am here

mimimile93:
Since women are all prostitutes, I think is needless to check their activities on or offline..


The best is not to marry them..

BluntBoy:
Yes. It has been 3 years or so now.

Initially, I used to go to play the piano for a fee but I have stopped altogether.

BluntBoy:


I will, Oyin.

GODPUNISHUNA:
Oyin this is not fair

BluntBoy:
CHIPOLOPOLO player Augustine Mulenga lost his daughter yesterday while he was in action in Nigeria Uyo.

He scored but his goal was disallowed by the referee.

Mulenga put up a brilliant skill, as he pressed on to help his team.

Officials knew the winger lost a daughter but could not tell him because he offered hope in helping his country qualify to the 2018 world cup Russia.

As Mulenga pressed on on the pitch, his daughter was grasping the last breath.

http://www.zambianobserver.com/while-augustine-mulenga-had-his-goal-denied-in-nigeria-his-daughter-was-dying/

Ishilove:
MrCork, how market? This kind of loss must be very humiliating

Ishilove:
Dem beat them like small pikin