₦airaland Forum

MrCork:


Bro...try any three of this babes & truss me, u be the happiest guy on nairaland. .they been single for 2 year and guess wot....they are ready to mingle. .

1. Oy.indidi (free)
2. Ons.telly (free)
3. Hisduc.hess (always free)
4. Sa.ff (free & ready)

..THANK ME LATER! !!

werey

Tolerate one another

milemimi93:
@7..

Such uncles are rare. Very rare..

You didn't reply

Werey

Harcourt

MrCork:
..don't worry about it sef. .it's too big..if it can't fit into Hisduchess mouth..it definitely wunt fit in yor mouth (true story )

who be this fat boy your index finger is bigger than it.... (True talk)

wristbangle:
It's a pity some ladies has completely lost it

And to say, na one man go marry this one.

I no believe, no sane person go say such for social media

MrCork:
...I gots somtin sweet .. big ..looooooong & thick u can eat thou...if u don't mind!

mumu boy no let me talk rubbish.

MrCork:
..u r not a Christian. .stop swaaaarin

I dey hungry, abeg leave me

MrCork:
REMINDER!!..I ain't fat

..anyways..according to the monthly calculator. ..u still owe me 3 week pu5555y with hug & extra kiss. ... so when are u going no deliver??..date please?

That spirit of senseless post is manifesting in you again.. I give up!

MrCork:
really??....Kaiiiii. .A BIG THANK YOU! !

...**puts vaseline on stand by**

Thank god u not like those boring village girls like Hisdu..chess. . Oyind..idi. ..THANK YOU!!!

Corky the fat dude, fi mi le!

Is it this bad?

ibkayee:
Lmao

Happy birthday girl!

MISEDUCATIONS:
i would still like to meet your young sister though.

Lol, after seeing your post on Nl? I won't let my worst enemy have affair with you

MISEDUCATIONS:
yet you failed to respect him leading him to write that post.is respect a female right only? get over yourself. you're not that tall.

Lol, you are looking for trouble where there is none. I'm a peaceful loving person.
You too talk! You talk like a lady.

Mimimile93, I know you hate me for saying that to you but I want to say I'm sorry. I am referring to the heartbreak post. Please forgive me, I know you went through a lot and I reminded you of your pains I went through your post last night and was scared as a mother. I realized it could be anyone.

Abeg no carry me for mind.

MISEDUCATIONS:
apologise with that P. he doesnt take verbal apology. go comfort him the only way a lady can

Please, let's respect one another.

MISEDUCATIONS:
you're developing a crush for the niggah i see

How? I felt somehow guilty for judging him wrongly. I said something that pained him that made him to create his thread. I'm only trying to make him feel good.
See my crush below. I'm a mother, I was scared after reading his story again last night.

MISEDUCATIONS:
really went in too hard hey

Don't be too hard on the ladies

MISEDUCATIONS:
with women its not about the men who throw themselves at them but the men who ignore them. you know this!!!
thats why women go back to abusers over and over; and bad boys always get the women while good guys starve. you know this.
thats why they say "All men are Dogs!" yet 80% of men are gentlemen. its coz women are dating the Dogs!! you know this!!!

Chai! Easy brother

Association of angry Nigerian men(AANM) are having their meeting here.

Mimimile93, did you see it?

CANDYDADDY:




It really sad for a first born of someone to just die an untimely one.


My wife just lose a 4 month old pregnant, i can't even get myself together

You are married? I was thinking you are a teen

oshe11:
Lolz.....

Ma'am!!!


I didnt say anything na.....

Abegy, you said something

mechanics:
funny, you have to learn it.

From who?

oshe11:
The way you are keenly interested in this topic......

Mtcheeew

England no try at all

mechanics:
Lolz, go and plant yours.

I don't know how to farm

BluntTheApostle:
Oyin, you have entered MrCork's trolling register. I bet he would troll you to the end of this year. I don't envy you at all

if I come online see like 7 mentions, 6 na from Mrcork

janefrances01:
Asin him and Mrs Johnson makes me laugh

And Mr Johnson

Giddymoney:
Spiff ma guy...

Omo dis guy mumu for this programme eh

The guy too much

9japarrot:
Empty skulls!!

Mrcork, welcome

Hisduchess:
yes ooo mrcork oya confess oooo, confesses *pours holy oil inside his anus* the devil must leave from every opening in his body

Hahahaha... I run for my dear life the boy too dirty

Hisduchess:
*hands over all the holy cleansing material* agbero boys yaff tied his legs and hands even his mouth have been sealed with a celotape.his eyes have been tied too.we ve removed his clothes too.he is only on his old underpants now, so dear the cleansing should begin biko.(call me for more materials if need be cos that bad spirit must leave him today)

Cover his smelling dirty underwear with the white cloth. That dirty underwear is also possessed. This spirit na real unclean spirit. Mrcork oya talk, how many are you in this body?
*pours holy water in his mouth*