₦airaland Forum

lefulefu:
na wetin oyindidi give u as the requirements be d requirements and u welcome to d club

Yeye gang

robosky02:
you can share kai

even Evans no share like this

my brother

DeGuyNxtDoor:
oh my dear...I was waiting for you to wish me first sha but I couldn't resist wishing my dear


Hey, I wanna tell you something, you're special too

UkwuEmGang

I was in the Church. I'm not home yet

greyboy5000:
Happy new month to aderola15, tahrah, lefulefu, victornezzar oyindi thepussyhunter and greyboy 5000 and rest of nairalanders

Grayman!!!!! Happy new month my newest friend

Victornezzar:
Hapi new month 2 lefulefu, sarrki, dessz, Oyindidi, NwaAmaikpe, sekxy and lastly 2 all d space bookers association of nairaland-Nairaland

Same to you hun

DeGuyNxtDoor:
Nobody even remembered me... but no p sha. I still be new member to them


HNM to my niggas/wives in the house who wished everyone else a happy new month but left me out..eg lefulefu, lalas247,oyindidi,tahrah,makydebbie,aderola,redbeans,iamxinz etc


This month, You all will be too loaded to be stranded. You will experience smooth acceleration even in the midst of recession. You will overtake and take over all your possessions... HNM guys. Love is all I for for you guys

Sweetheart you are special. God bless you too. ColorEmGang

Aderola15:
Withdraw from you? . That's so not true and I'm kinda disappointed that even crossed your mind, maami . I'm your ride or die chic and love you . Happy new month Maami

I didn't feel your presence. Give mama a hug

Happy new month to all my friends. ColorEmGang I welcome you all to the month of July.

May the Lord God Almighty calm all storms in your life in Jesus Name...Amen. For by strength shall no man prevail. The Almighty God will be your strength this month. As you were by me in my trying times, the Almighty will be your support.
Lefulefu, you are indeed a brother to me. God bless you.
IamSinz, there is something about you. God bless you this month.
Tahrah, you make me happy lately with your colors. I smile in tears. You won't cry this month in Jesus name. Amen
Mideh2, aderaola(don't know why u withdraw from me but I still love you)
Sexybbstar, my controversial friend. God bless you too.
Daylyt, who is oyin without your support on Nl? My one and only friend. God will continue to bless you for me words can't express my feelings. You are like my mirror here. I promise not to hurt you again.
My Amigos, special people Handsam, you are such a Darling. Sekxy, you rock my world
Rosbosky02, my brother from another mother. God bless you bosky ( I don brother zone you)
Obontami watiiiiiiiiiiin! You such a nice soul, I see true friendship whenever I see you around me. May God open financial doors for you this month.. No be for that runs o you are a a friend indeed. You dey owe me
Makkydebbie, beautiful soul, sister to my son. May God continue to protect you.
Wishing you all happy new Month

CR7jnr:
lol, u get liver to kill snake . Check out the one I bought today while coming from work. The size will make u pee

You scare me

greyboy5000:
why you open month
That girl have spoil finish

You go dey fear to born girl

Let him kneel there for an hour proposing to a shy person in public. Nonsense!!! How many of our parents propose to each other for airport. Rubbish

lalasticlala:
Quite funny. LWKMH

If I were these celebs, I won't even reply.

Like the way you didn't reply my pm

DeGuyNxtDoor:
but u said its ukwu group...so no ladies in the group?

Lefu will take you to ukwu joints

MrBrownJay1:
You gotta be honest with yourself, as a parent you MUST prepare your kids for such foolishness. As the majority will join their friends and may indulge (as many do)

So I' rather my kids get the PROPER info from me, than they foolishly go with their buddies and make a mistake.

Just like a warn my daughters that if they foolishly decide (when they are adults) to have sex, remember to ALEAYS wear a fukcing condom.... ALWAYS, unless she wanna be pregnant! So that no foolish yeye boy (or her sill girlfriends) won't lie to her that sex during period is safe, or he won't cuum
Inside , or he will just put the tip and/ or all other nonsense.

I call it sexual baggage, and they start "carrying" it from very young)

That'll be too much info from you to your daughter. I was telling my 15 year old niece about sex. She didn't say a word, at the end of the discussion, she laughed. I was expecting her to ask questions. I was shocked when she said, I know all you're telling. Children are way too matured

DeGuyNxtDoor:
do they have my requirements?

You must laugh, eat,cough, walk and talk like Barack Obama. He is lefulefu's mentor.

DeGuyNxtDoor:
lol...u dey pursue me? Where them day do that one?

Lefulefu na im be their President

DeGuyNxtDoor:
ehen...Now you're talking

I want the following as my welcome presents..

1) a very nice meal that suits a real man like me.
2) a lady laying before me like the pillow below describes.

Join ukwu gang biko..

DeGuyNxtDoor:
so yarn me, wetin be the real benefits?

Tell me what you want

SirMichael1:
MrCork
Iweecureyou
lefulefu
redbeans
rationalmind
oyindidi
DeGuyNxtDoor

Kindly remove my name on your list.

Victornezzar:
Chai iyaaaf suffered
make my beards do grow jare

Lol, so you never get beards

MrBrownJay1:
This question is irrelevant, but if you care to know, my parents were both born and bred in Nigeria.

Now back to the topic: why do you think it is wrong to prepare people (whether young or old) for their 1st time seeing an olosho?!

I asked cos you don't comment like a typical Naija guy.

A guy visiting olosho joint is like a taboo here.

Victor sef don vex create thread

MrBrownJay1:
Bro, as much as you may be right, the sexual tension needs to be released ONE WAY or ANOTHER. This is why many are sexually tensed that they can't get a hold of themselves and decide to rape etc

So if, for example, a man should have such sick (rape/pedo etc) impulses , I'd rather he goes and relieve himself with these willing babes, in a PROPER manner, than with any other unwilling victim.



Then let him learn early, as we all know that many young brothas these days have their 1st time with these oloshos.... So let's make sure their 1st time is done PROPERLY

Are you a Nigerian? Just asking

MrBrownJay1:
Oloshos is same as a normal woman, just that this one wants to get paid before sex...

If you go and see one, make sure you keep all your valuables at home and just go with exact money in pocket, if you can, don't even bring your phone.
When you meet her make sure you talk beforehand of what service she offers, for how long and what price.... And before paying her, confirm again for what services/length you are paying (beware, some will trick you that as soon as you cuum, it's over).
Pay before Sex when you get to the room, and if you have to shower, bring your clothes in the bathroom with you (and always keep an eye on them)

F0replay should be her sucking your dikc, NOTHING ELSE.... NEVER EVER in your wildest dreams go down on her.

He may be 14 yrs old

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I yaf left cos oyin.didi said my benefit is to learn the names for different colours when I no dey kindergarten

No na

Papiikush the snake I kill yesterday and this one, which one big pass?

redbeans:
hmm.. banana fall on you

Option 2 is your sure bet.

[color=tan]money fall on you option 3[/color]

Obiomon:
me!me!! me!!! Initiate me too want to
Join the color them gang


Just got the gangs new hashtag, #ColorEmGang (if only it works like twitter and instagram )



Oya how do we do it? Where we starting from?

[color=tan]Welcome dear[/color]