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sirfee:
Naaa sis,are you busy?let me chat you up.

sirfee:
I'm great,why are you not smiling?

sirfee:
Mama the mama,why that face?oya smile

McBrooklyn:
Monster banana fall on you too...

McBrooklyn:
More like you don't want me to spoil your everything...

McBrooklyn:
Wetin dem dey sell there??

McBrooklyn:
Garden of Eden abi which garden you dey talk about??

MrCork:
^^^this one is lightskin thou....kinda?

McBrooklyn:
Break ke?? Don't underestimate me, ah go just scatter your everything...

sirfee:
You are not hitting the right spot




Your meme cracked me up.

McBrooklyn:
Yeah, I can handle and cope with a BBW too...

Papiikush:
You don spoil matter for me

McBrooklyn:
Woman like yourself??

Papiikush:
Bobrisky banana fall on you

McBrooklyn:
Me too... I don't like women...

Papiikush:
lol... Happiness fall on you!

Papiikush:
Does that mean a Yahoo guy is a kidnapper too?!

Una never get sense

sweetprick:
theres this girl i met on social media (name withheld for anonymity) we have become acquaintances, done video chats, sent pics and sometimes get naughty online. she decided to come visit for the first time, a suggestion i initially rebuffed but later gave in. we finally fixed a date for her visit. she did came over and i went to pick her up, she actually looked nice as she did online. i sensed some kind of excitement on her face when we met. immediately i took her to my apartment she freshened up and made advances at me i knew what she wanted but played dumb till she was vocal about it. as a sharp guy no dulling i gave it to her the way she wanted and thats how we started f*cking for about two weeks she stayed at my place, i actually love her and shes quite decent but my fear is why would she allow me f*ck her on the first meeting? and am begining to doubt her decency.

greyboy5000:

phrickAjax:
Firstly, I'm having problem with her mother. Secondly, I made a complaint about her dressing, I told her what I want in term of modesty. But she's feeling reluctant to do what I asked her to do. My affinity and inclination is purely based on modesty especially in terms of dressing. But the baseline is that, her mum is giving me tough time

fastlane84:
tarh
arsi....

phrickAjax:
Thanks for the hurtful words. I want to know the gravity of what I'm about to do. That's why I share it. Keep abusing me and let me feel the guilty, keep it coming. Some people's cases are even worse than mine. My own case is more complex than you thought, I have tangible reasons for my decision. Is it not better to severe the relationship now than to allow it to progress into marriage which is practically impossible. But you're all calling me names and showering hurtful words on me like rain. I would've sort it out without posting it here. But all I could get is abusive words. Try to reason with me a little bit

phrickAjax:
You're getting the idea

jjjjj2017:
women killing men since d days of Adam

Benjom:
Hmm... Can't imagine what the impression of the jury on those with heavy tattoos would be in this scenario. Outright persecution 'fall on them' o.

daylyt:
Yes o

teehamzat:
Lol..just like u said:: sense fall on him

teehamzat:
We keep blaming girls for infidelity, what do u call this unsatisfied dude?..and just when he becomes a reject, he comes to NL to lament hence hiding real facts...it pains me just as much as it bores me..

Remember not to quote me