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Kondomatic:
I am still pure, if you think say nah lie ask Oyindidi

smardray:
Ok... Move on boy?

4our:
for ur mind na pix dey ur profile oga wall gecko , shift make beta people talk

Hollawayn05:
BADDER MOUTH

Toobikk:
1bkaye can I be your friend? I wanted to send you a PM but I wasn't sure you'd reply. I will send you a PM soon, please reply so we can get to know each other.

itsJude:
him saliva na jik

NwaAmaikpe:


The baby looks like Obasanjo.



4 down, 4 to go...

hiremyminivan:
No one knows it all.

I don't know it all.

So I turned to you guys for help.

So I took her out last sunday and she told me her mum was sick.

Fast-forward to yesterday, she sent me a text message that 'Her mum was gone'

Now I am a very busy guy, and so the text message came when I was asleep around 7.45AM (resting for a hard previous day and night of work)

Some hours later at 10.45AM, I sent her a message enquiring about the health of her mum.

Needless to say, she saw the message but never responded

So today, I called her asked: "Are you at work?" She said no.

Next she tells me, have you checked your text messages, I said you haven't sent me a text message.

She says, check your phone.

I do and see that she sent me a text message at 7.45AM yesterday which I never saw until 8.45AM today.

There is a brewing crisis.

Help me manage it well.

Two issues here:

1. How does the perfect boyfriend respond to his girlfriend's loss of her mother?

2. How do I mitigate the impact of seeing this earth-shaking message 25 hours late?

Thank you for reading this and helping a brother make good capital of a bad situation.

Whichever way I handle this, I will be judged, please help make the judgment not a sentencing to the dungeon!

calibet:
Like seriously it came to my comprehension yesterday that virtually all my bad bae friend are literally from that school.
For example there is one that if she comes visiting me through snikking out of school to my place, and we decide to blau in other to approach cloud 9. If i comsume two raps, i go park cos my head no fit carry more than that at once. But this babe dey of 3raps and counting. She only stops when there is no more raps to blau.
And the funny part is when i try to go on prigrim to jerusalem with her,she is definetly always consious and says lock up man, am not going with you on this state. How many time have i tell you the more i high the more aware i am about things around me.
Lets leave it till when i land from cloud 9.

I met another in Abuja.
As we dey reason how we go take u know, kill ourself by ourself that night, she say no problem.
As i begin drive my power bike, nah so she tell me make i stop. Next thing she carry my exust pipe begin give am blow j*b. Oboi i loose conciousness . The next thing i begin ask my self be say, i dont think this babe nah madona babe. But if they are truely, then where them come learn all this one from.

Kondomatic:
You need a life, a meaningful life.