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Please lets share important and useful android tablets optimised apps here. Lets post what we have installed, used and confirmed ok. Please dont bother posting phone apps that will be over stretch when used on a 10'' screen. just tablet optimised apps.
i have a note 10.1 and here are the apps i have installed so far
1. swift 3 keyboard hd
2. office suite pro
3. piano master (specially design for tabs and very nice)
4. firefox browser
5. dolphin browser hd
6. lecturenote+ (the best note taking apps)
7. evernote
8. infinite painter (you will love this if you are into webdesign)
9. oxford dictionary
10. from cheese
11. gun and blood (very nice tablet game) tried it and uninstall as i dont play games much with tab.

Kobojunkie: How exactly do you need to be helped here?

dont really know! but i was kind of hoping to get a well thought out advice from someone. Maybe you need to think about my post very well and get back to me.

Kobojunkie: Again, you want to make our own rules, why do you need Christianity then? If Christianity says NO to what you are trying to do, doesn't common sense tell you that means you will probably have to drop Christianity completely so you can follow your own rules? Is this really hard to figure out?

You ain't helping

passion007: I've had the Samsung Gtab 10.1 for a year but that didn't quite impress me. THe screen res was largely lackluster, and I felt embarassed holding it to my brother's iPad3.so, The moment I heard of the Google Nexus 10, I immediately ordered mine, should have it in a week or two, then I will reply you on the UI.

will be waiting to get a hands on review from you. I may probably change my mind.

c'mon you're getting me wrong here...i posted on this forum a while ago about my doubt of ever getting married...seeing the people around me, family, friends, neighbours. i have hardly see people who are truly happy in their marriage....the percentage of those happy with their life after 3-5 years of their wedding is just too low...the religion factor comes into play becos as a christain not getting married and having children is totally against the teachings of the bible. thats why i ask the question

i really dont intend to get married but i want to have children..so what must i do in other not to offend religion?

will update to jellybean next month....the update is too large.

[quote author=Ogidi-Olu]The Nexus 10 is the tablet with the best display at 300ppi. It also has NFC and runs jellybean 4.2, it's also cheaper than d note 10.1.

BUT the note 10.1 is a productivity tool, it can be used for both content creation and content consumption. The only problem i have with it is the screen resolution(at 149ppi), it's not very impressive.
Have u seen the note 10.1's jellybean 4.1 update? Mehn, with dat update, it does EVERYTHING the note II does on a larger screen.

Since you have the note 10.1, i think u are in a better position to give us the real-life pros and cons. I want to buy this device as a xmas gift to myself .[/quote]actually the screen is very ok to me (maybe becos i have never used a higher res screen like ipad retina.) its a great device, the spen is very responsive and works perfectly. the build quality feels fragile and i tend to handle it with care. not solid at all. it has so many features am still trying to explore especially as a first time android user. Nexus 10 as a google own device will surely be supported more by developers and always get the best os upgrade. The jellybean 4.2 thats brings multiple user account like pc may never come to the note officially, but nexus user are already enjoying that features. The only major problem i have with the note is the build quality..does'nt feel strong in my hand for a 100k device.

i think GEJ is our national icon.....at least all nigerians talk about him.

please whats the easiest and cheapest way to get to palm avenue mushin from ijesha/aguda axis of surulere? is there a direct bus?

any body using the nexus 10. i want to know about the actual user experience and real life usage....currently using note 10 l. but just wondering if i could have opted for this instead...any user in the house..?

An elderly couple, who were both
widowed, had been going out with
each other for a long time.
Urged on by their friends, they
decided it was finally time to get
married.
Before the wedding they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation
regarding how their marriage might
work. They discussed finances, living
arrangements, and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it
was time to broach the subject of
their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he
asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she
replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a
moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered
'Is that one word or two?'

after every flight, pilots fill out a
form called a gripe sheet, which
conveys to the mechanics problems
encountered with the aircraft during
the flight that need repair or
correction.
The engineers read and correct the
problem, and then respond in writing
on the lower half of the form what
remedial action was taken, and the
pilot reviews the gripe sheets before
the next flight.
Here are some actual logged
maintenance complaints and
problems as submitted by Qantas
pilots and the solution recorded by
maintenance engineers.
(P = The problem logged by the pilot)
(S = The solution and action taken by
the engineers)
P: Left inside main tyre almost needs
replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main
tyre.
P: Test flight OK, except auto-land
very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this
aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.
P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode
produces a 200 feet per minute
descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on
ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main
landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable
level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers
to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.
P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.
P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after
brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up,
fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with
lyrics.
P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.
P: Noise coming from under
instrument panel. Sounds like a
midget pounding on something with a
hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.

Bill catches a taxi
home one evening, the cabbie
charges him almost double the usual
fare and when Bill complains he
becomes abusive.
Bill resolves to get his revenge if he
comes across this taxi driver again.
A week later Bill goes to get a cab
home and notices the driver from the
week before is third in the taxi rank.
He strolls up and gets in the first cab,
once inside he tells the driver that he
doesn’t have any cash but, if he takes
him home he’ll give him a Mouth Action.
The cab driver goes mad and kicks
him out of his cab.
Bill now gets into the second cab and
makes that driver the same
proposition: a Mouth Action for a lift
home. The second driver also refuses
and kicks him out.
So now Bill gets into the third taxi,
the guy who ripped him off, and asks
to be dropped a few blocks away.
As the cab drives off Bill smiles at the
first two drivers and gives a big
thumbs up…

its Saint Patrick's day and an armed
hooded robber bursts into the Bank
of Ireland and forces the tellers to
load a sack full of cash. On his way
out the door with the loot one brave
Irish customer grabs the hood and
pulls it off revealing the robber's
face.
The robber shoots the man without
hesitation.
He then looks around the bank to see
if anyone else has seen him. One of
the tellers is looking straight at him
and the robber walks over and calmly
shoots him dead.
Everyone by now is very scared and
looking down at the floor.
"Did anyone else see my face?"
screams the robber.
There is a few moments of silence
then one elderly Irish gent, looking
down, tentatively raises his hand and
says, "I think me wife here may have
caught a glimpse."

After the church service a little boy
told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm
going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied,
"but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one
of the poorest preachers we've ever
had."

A few days before her birthday a
husband asked his wife, “Dear, what
would you like for your present?”
Wife: I really don’t think I should say.
Husband: How about a diamond ring?
Wife: I don’t care much for diamonds.
Husband: well, then, a mink coat?
Wife: You know I do not like furs.
Husband: A golden necklace?
Wife: I already have three of them.
Husband: Well, gosh, what do you
want?
Wife: What I’d really like is a divorce
Husband: Hmmm, I wasn’t planning on spending that much.

A wealthy man decided to go on a
safari in Africa. He took his faithful
pet dachshund along for company.
One day, the dachshund starts
chasing butterflies and before long
the dachshund discovers that he is
lost.
So, wandering about, he notices a
leopard heading rapidly in his
direction with the obvious intention
of having him for lunch. The
dachshund thinks, "OK, I'm in deep
trouble now!"
Then he noticed some bones on the
ground close by, and immediately
settles down to chew on the bones
with his back to the approaching cat.
Just as the leopard is about to leap,
the dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy,
that was one delicious leopard. I
wonder if there are any more around
here."
Hearing this, the leopard halts his
attack in mid-stride, as a look of
terror comes over him, and slinks
away into the trees. "Whew," says the
leopard. "That was close. That
dachshund nearly had me."
Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been
watching the whole scene from a
nearby tree, figures he can put this
knowledge to good use and trade it
for protection from the leopard. So,
off he goes.
But the dachshund saw him heading
after the leopard with great speed,
and figured that something must be
up.
The monkey soon catches up with the
leopard, spills the beans and strikes a
deal for himself with the leopard. The
leopard is furious at being made a
fool of and says, "Here monkey, hop
on my back and see what's going to
happen to that conniving canine."
Now the dachshund sees the leopard
coming with the monkey on his back,
and thinks, "What am I going to do
now?" But instead of running, the
dog sits down with his back to his
attackers, pretending he hasn't seen
them yet ... and, just when they get
close enough to hear, the dachshund
says..................
"Where's that darn monkey?
Sent him off half an hour ago to bring
me another leopard."

" You can fool some of the people all
of the time, and those are the ones
you want to concentrate on.

Here's a poem written by an African
Shakespeare
Dear White fella,
Couple things u should know
When i born. i black
when i grew up i black
when i go in sun, i black
when i cold, i black
when i scared, i black
when i sick, i black
& when i die, i black
u white fella
when u born, u pink
when u grow up, u white
when u go in sun, u red
when u cold, u blue
when u scared, u yellow
when u sick, u green
& when u die, u grey
& u have the cheek to call me
'coloured'
================

If at first you don’t succeed,
destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where
you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don’t
get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal
and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably
right.
Never do card tricks for the group
you play poker with.
No one is listening until you make
a mistake.
Success always occurs in private,
and failure in full view.
The colder the X-ray table, the
more of your body is required to
press on it.
The hardness of the butter is
proportional to the softness of the
bread.
To steal ideas from one person is
plagiarism; to steal from many is
research.
To succeed in politics, it is often
necessary to destroy all evidence
that you tried.
If at first you don’t succeed, rise
above your principles.
Two wrongs are only the
beginning.
Work is accomplished by those
employees who are still striving to
reach their level of incompetence.
You never really learn to swear
until you learn to drive. (The
corollary is:
You never learn to pray until your
kids learn to drive!)
The problem with the gene pool is
that there is no lifeguard.
Monday is an awful way to spend
1/7th of your life.
The sooner you fall behind, the
more time you’ll have to catch up

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> > >Toward the end of the service,
the Minister asked, "How many of> >
> > >you have forgiven your
enemies?" 80% held up their hands.
The> >
> > >Minister then repeated his
question. All responded this time,> >
> > >except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing> >to>
>
> > >forgive your enemies?"
> >
> > >"I don't have any." She replied,
smiling sweetly.> >
> > >"Mrs. Jones, that is very
unusual. How old are you?"> >
> > >"Ninety-eight," she replied.
>
> > >"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you
please come down in front and tell
us> >> > >all how a person can live
ninety-eight years and not have an
> >enemy> >
> > >in the world?"
> >
> > >The little sweetheart of a lady
tottered down the aisle, faced
> >the> >
> > >congregation, and said, "I
outlived the bitches."
>

hope you like them

A guy goes into the U.S. Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Have you been in the
service?"
>
> "Yes," he says. "I was in Vietnam for
three years."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give
you extra points toward
employment" and then asks, "Are you
disabled in any way?"
>
> The guy says, "Yes 100%...a mortar
round exploded near me and blew my
testicles off."
>
> The interviewer tells the guy, "OK.
You are hired. The hours are from
8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You start
tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M".
>
> The guy is puzzled and says, "If the
hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.
then why do you want me to come in
at 10:00 A.M.?"
>
> "This is a government job," the
interviewer says. "For the first two
hours we stand around scratching our
balls. No point in you coming in for
that."

you sell your gadget to somebody knowing fully well it has a big hidden fault...and u shout ope oo..thank you jesus...
my brother God is not involved.

GOD IS NOT INVOLVED
God is NOT involved! You collect 100,000k as bribe and give 20k as tithe, and you think god is involved? God is not involved!
You say you be boko haram and you bomb and kill people in the name of your God shouting Allahu Akbar! God is not involved!
As a contractor, you win dubuious contract, and then give your pastor money and do thanksgiving because you think God is involved. God is not involved!
As a guy or babe, you dey make love and you dey holla oh god oh oh God! Do it! It is sweet! God is not involved!
As a born again Christian, you go to church and all you do is pray for Holy Ghost fire to kill your enemies because you think God is involved. Oluwa is not involved oooooo!
As a pastor, You collect money from poor and rich to a buy jets, build mansions, ride flashy cars and you think God is involved. Sam-sam ba ruwan Allah!!!!!
As a 419er, your maga pay and give you control number for $100k and you give your pastor $10k as tithes, because you think God is involved. Keriya ne! God is not involved!
As a student you use expo to pass your exams and then hold thanksgiving because you think God is involved, Mbanuuuu!!!! Chineke, Jehovah Nissi is not involved!
As a politician, You rig election and win, and then claim it as God’s gift, fa fa fao! God is not involved! As a musician, after you sing about how many girls dey trip for you, how many girls you don sleep with, after you show pixs of naked girls in your video, you sing one song to thank baba God, because you want to involve God, Iro ni Oludumare is not involved! Truly God is not involved in many things we do in 9ja!!!!!

Credits goes to Soni Akoji. Church: Halleluya Brother: Actually I will be talking on the topic, "Why my pastor needs a Private Jet." I believe you have not exhausted your daily quotas of 'Amen' because you'll need to say 'Amen' repeatedly as we go along. Children of God, it is time for global revival! The church in Nigeria is to carry this end-time message around the world and she needs tools! My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel with teaching appointments in many countries and this work is far too important to be left to airline schedules. You see, my Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“Catholic”) Italy. Italy ranks 1st globally in Maternal Mortality. Just 4 women die in Italy in 100,000 births in a whole year. In Nigeria, about 50,000 women die due to Childbirth annually. In fact, Nigeria is 2nd globally with the highest maternal mortality rate and contributes 10 per cent to the world’s total maternal deaths. My Pastor needs a private jet from members without health care to go and teach the Italians how to live in health and deliver safely. My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“liberal”) America. America ranks first in GDP globally, whilst Nigeria ranks 43rd through oil exports. My pastor needs a private jet from members who produce nothing to go teach hard work to the Americans. My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“permissive”) Sweden. Sweden was top 3 in the last Corruption Index whilst Nigeria ranked 143 out of 182 countries. My pastor needs a private jet gotten from the proceeds of corruption to go and teach the Swedes how to be righteous. My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“immoral”) Brazil. Brazil ranks 2nd globally in actualizing development goals whilst Nigeria ranks 90 out of 133 in making development progress. My pastor needs a private jet from a stagnant people to go teach Brazilians how to move forward. My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“Shinto”) Japan. Japan ranks 2nd globally in life expectancy whilst Nigeria ranks 185 out of 202. My pastor needs a private jet from people who die needlessly, daily and before their time, to go pray for the Japanese to live long. My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“communist”) North Korea. North Korea ranked 1st in Adult Literacy globally whilst Nigeria ranked 129th! My pastor needs a private jet from an illiterate congregation to go impart knowledge to the Koreans. (Cuba 2nd) My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“atheist”) China. China ranks 1st in the world in High Tech Exports, whilst Nigeria ranks 90th. My pastor needs a private jet from members who work in Chinese companies to go teach the Chinese how to be productive. My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“unchristian”) Israel. Israel has the world’s most developed R& sector, whilst Nigeria ranks 90th globally in Research. My pastor needs a private jet from members who discover and develop nothing to go teach the Israelis divine inspiration My Pastor needs a private jet to spread the gospel to (“Buddhist”) Thailand. Thailand has an unemployment rate of less than 1% of its population, whilst in Nigeria it’s as high as 40%. My pastor needs a private jet from a jobless congregation to go teach the Thais how to be gainfully employed · Yes, my pastor needs a private jet, to take to the world what he has been unable to accomplish at home (My big sis Hetty Ofugara-Okpu will say "Look my life, look your life, na who e clear say dey serve God? If we apply that philosophy here, all pastors will sit at home and pray for Nigeria which indeed is in dire straits) You cannot take coal to Newcastle, nor Sugar Cane to Brazil nor Christ to the very people that gave him to us)

it is very clean with complete accessories..bought it myself..comes with all accessories with car charger as extra...
usb cord
flash drive reader
hdmi cord
charger and car charger
pouch
earpiece call 07033937031 to get it.

i will give u an original car charger extra + all the accessories..

still available

still available with all accessories...35k....am in lagos.

still available with all accessories...35k....am in lagos.

If ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK. These are most likely to be their STATUS UPDATES.... MOSQUITO:- "I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night, na then i dey see food chop." HEN:- "I just lost my menstrual Period, i think I'm pregnant." COCKROACH:- '' Hi Friends, I Just find out say Baygon na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef. CHICKEN :- '' If you don't see My status update tomorrow, it means i'm being served as Food at a nearby' KFC '....We shall meet in Heaven! ' PIG :- '' Chei! I no know Why people dey always gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern... them...nonsense ! ''. RAM:- "Yehhh!!!!....S ALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo..." RAT:- ''Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house, Imagine..... Dem wan use trap catch me...Na today? SPIDER :- "I'm planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha" DOG :- '' I hate calabar people with Passion ! ' Add yours!!